Can You Strike a Pose Like This on Your Wedding
Day ? this should be called crazy in love .
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When I saw this enn..I wan life die Happy Sunday Guys!

Hello Guys.. Dunno if u can help me... I didn't ave literature in my Waec..So I need u guys to help me on any art course I can choose!!.... Urgent answers Pls!!!!

Someone sent this Photo in and ask
if any can Clean this Toilet for $1.5
Million dollars…
Say the truth ooo…….. Can you Clean
it?
Drop your comments.

THE POWER OF PUNCTUATION An English Prof. wrote dis words: "A Woman without her Man is nothing" on d chalkboard & ask his students 2 punctuate correctly. All d boys in d class wrote:
"A Woman, without her Man, is nothing"
All d girls in d class wrote:
"A Woman, without her, Man is nothing" WHICH IS CORRECT?

For this world enn..Naija no dey carry last..





Warri Bible is out...grab Ur copy nw!!!
Sample version: ENG:- As it is written in the Bible. WARRI:-As them yan for Bible.
ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples. WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.
ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm. WARRI:- As the canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas.
ENG:- The storm was so great dat it was like a whirlwind. WARRI:- As the yawa dey gas na im kasala burst join.
ENG:- The disciples became so afraid that they shouted Master! Master!! WARRI:- Na im liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin dey hala...Bros eh! Bros eh!!
ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind. WARRI:-Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.
ENG:-he turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith. WARRI:- Na im Bros J com look him padi dem shake him head, com provoke...“O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND".
ENG:- The disciples replied and said “WAT MANNER OF MAN IS THIS? " WARRI:- him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros J, which levels naa? U be winsh.......
Let's hear ur comment about the sample...

What would you do when you see your house-help doing this in your kitchen…… Drop your Comments.

Some students enn Akpos The Comedian
Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and
our guests
how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

kazola30:
Money miss road artist.

Chai! Nigerians are really pained men..Lol

When I saw this enn Lwkmd

Assuming the Government instruct everybody to register their boyfriend /girlfriend on or before 14th February 2016. As a good citizen You obeyed, but the machine tells you, "sorry the person you are registering has already been registered". What will you do? #Dropyourcomment

nawa oo

[quote author=deturla post=420 30le! [/quote]
lol

[img][/img]Nawa Ooo...Nothing we no go see for this world Sha..Especially Africa!..What do U Guys think about this.... Let me see ur comments..

Guyman02:
A Calabar man was looking for a mole (Smelly rat) that entered his house, after hours of fruitless search his Yoruba neighbour came into the room to ask him why he is ransacking his room and immediately the mole ran out shouting 'Yeepa! I cant stand the smell of this man'

This attitude is synonymous with people from South West and thats why Gov Ajimobi spends more time cleaning the streets than governing. (No disrespect please but we have to start accusing ourselves directly so as to CHANGE our habits)

U be Mumu...Wetin be Yoruba own 4 inside now?

Mehn, Bleep that shit.. Every fucking exam was a hit.. From # commonentrance to # waec to # jamb nd # postutme .. Back to back.. ko easy And yet No first class .. Koni da fun iya anybody!.. Then HOD says, Egbon Whizmam if u no want ur cerificate cum n return it.. Then I said HOD leave trash for Lawma

9ja pple sabi lie oooooooo fake news bro

<b> According to you, What do you thin makes Ladies To be more happy? 1. Attention 2. Love <b> According to you, What do you think makes Ladies To be more happy? 1. Attention 2. Love 3. Money 4. Sex 5. Care 6. Truth 7. Lies 3. Money 4. Sex 5. Care 6. Truth 7. Lies 8.Others specify

BIKE MAN: Where are you going to? PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary. BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you there except you pay me 3000 naira. PROSTITUTE: No problem, when we get there, you'll be paid. When they got to the mortuary, the prostitute said, "Wait here a second, let me go get you the money." When the man waited for an hour without seeing the prostitute, he decided to go in search of her. He pushed open the gate of the mortuary a little bit, took some steps in, before noticing someone, who appeared to be the mortuary attendant, lounging around: ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir? BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place, she asked me to wait for her to go inside and get the money for the ride, but didn't come back. ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I don't know what you are talking about. The bike man insisted and decided to stay and wait for the lady. The attendant thought for a while and asked him to follow him into the mortuary room. When they got there: ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick beside him, and points it towards the bodies) If you know you entered a bike and didn't pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it out or else I will beat all of you with this stick! Quickly, one of the dead bodies raised up her hand and threw the money at the bike rider. If you were the bike man, WHAT WILL YHU DO

Oau aspirants this year where are u guys? Especially we waiting for 2nd batch. what do u guys think we can do? should we keep waiting or go for another jamb? Cus tyme is running out! Comments please.

Chai! Diaris God oooo

[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=41207892]nawa 4 una oooo endtime Thieves... lol[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=41207892]nawa 4 una oooo endtime Thieves... lol[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=41207892]nawa 4 una oooo endtime Thieves... lol

rabbuy:
did I miss something...
Owk so where will the chauffeur be put his assistant to drive the thing... Well the mechanic did well in removing the seat putting rug or whatever on the floor and that bench/desk....

nawa 4 lagosians oooo lol

JUST IN---PDP is leading in morroco state.