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Sportsweb:
https://www.nairaland.com/8025511/sen-ningi-another-budget-passed

Which one is underground budget again? This country self and making the news for laughable reasons.

Thazard:
I also have Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson.

Ah another book that brings back nostalgic feelings. Captain John silver the crook. I made a mistake though it's not RL Stevenson that wrote Robinson Crusoe. It's Daniel defoe.

Ihebu4chelsea:
Time will tell!!!! Already that Arsenal thread is useless for Banter, They know how to run away from their thread once the season is over! Even the mumu andrewliversalt will avoid the barka thread. Like i said. TIME WILL TELL!!

Instead of andrewbaba44 to be quiet at this time so that we'll not quickly notice when he decides to run after Napoli deal with his useless club he's here busy running his mouth. Club that average teenagers are carrying. Just guess where that yamal boy would be now if he was in Chelsea.

Thazard:
It has to be the revised version. How did i get it? I stole it! When i was much younger,my mum taught me not to take people's money and i strictly adhere to that but you see novels, i couldn't resist the temptation as i was a book addict. During break time, labour period, i usually sneak back into the class and search every bag. I ignored money and food but novels never escaped me. 99.9% of my novel collections were stolen!

Omo you dey try people dey thief money, motor, people babe na book you set your target say you wan delete. Anini shakes his head vigorously in his grave.
I actually got the main one from my old man's books. I had already read the revised one before with the English broken down for younger readers so I was surprised to see the one written mainly by R.L. Stevenson with most of the old anglo Saxon forms of English and all. If you read am 2 seconds you go carry dictionary.

Jodera:
Let Caicedo win more MOTM matches than him, Maybe he'll become media darling too

Someone that's one of the favourites for player of the year award presently naim you wan use Caicedo compare.

Lmaooo

NB: Palmer is a media darling too, I wonder why the virtue of Chelsea performance no affect am

I blame nobody but pochettino for this.

Ihebu4chelsea:
I want City to dominate untill we are ready ! I just dont want Arsenal to win any major trophy for now..... They should enjoy (SYSTEM AND BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL)

They can win as much premier league and FA cups as they like after all them pass us for that aspect but you see that champions league? The day they win it that's when you will know the difference between problem and wahala. The baba that is using padlock to stop them from winning it has been doing a good job so far. He deserves a raise.

Ihebu4chelsea:
Even Jodera cannot argue this fact ! (PRIDE OF LONDON)

Jodera argue before? Let him try it if he does not want to collect something spectacular on his bald head.

Capaldi:
Don't want any of Pep, Liverpool and especially Arsenal winning the league. Villa and Tottenham should do the needful.

LOL. Aston villa and Tottenham that will finish themselves in a few hours time. Honestly I still see apari as the major candidate but hopefully they don't win it again. Well they better fight for it now cause we'll soon be back to competing for it.

Incognito9:
Happy birthday 🎂🎉 Blues 💙

Happy birthday to the best club in England. The pride of London. We might be in boehly induced coma for now reason why small clubs are treating the lion in our logo like pussycat. But very soon we shall rise again.

[quote author=Amigoss post=128863045]Dem no go mount ke when evian is active....See as Otedola pikin and Emmanuel Dennis dey vibe to "if she no suck" word for word

Super Eagles player, Emmanuel Dennis and Cuppy can’t get enough of Shallipopi and OdumoduBlvck’s Cast.

pic.twitter.com/EF1bKCWqMI

— @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 (@OneJoblessBoy) March 4, 2024

Taya ooh my brother

only meant for nuisance like us

Your wahala na follow come

TrebleChamp:
Yes ooh. Go club and see rich kids sniffing coke and other expensive hard substance, many don run mad sef. Poor kids can only afford weed, loud, tramadol, ice and other less expensive substance. I remember me and other peeps being with blackface and Tuface at Awori Ajeromi Grammer School Agboju field, they came to smoke weed and practice their songs. One dude passed me weed to smoke, it was very tempting but i turned him down. That was the closest i came to ever smoking weed, i was smoking cigarette at the time and my brand was St' Morris. At home i was ajebutter, but on the street with my street friends i was ajepako...

Same tuface that has said he has stopped smoking marijuana as far back as 2011 but others that would want to continue will continue.

Thazard:
I still have Robinson Crusoe

The original one or the revised one bro because I had to use a dictionary to go through the main one. All those old English words that they'll be calling bread meat and God providence.

andrewbaba44:
You self don reason am

When whodeyhause turn deaf and dumb

I've been posting on this thread today. Our match is on Monday and there's no agenda topic for argument that's why this place is scanty.

Kilishihunter:
Dani Alves se kini? Omo I hope all this Dani Alves rumours of him commiting suicide in prison are not true. I just hope oh.

It's not true. Fake news. ❌

Ballzproblem2:
at least no be small pikin we dey depend on,yamal go go write exam make I see how una wan score.

andrewbaba44:
Chelsea fans will pretend that they aren’t seeing harvetz doing well

As we follow criticize am make we follow praise am self nah

Anyway to show that Chelsea is a very useless club ,take a look at their downgrade even after spending more on the new ones

Fraudvertz >>> Jackson
Ziyech >>> madueke
Kante >>>> Gbaciedo
Jorginho >>>>> gbenzo
Foolishic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mudryk

Tell me any of your useless signings are better than this old ones make I see

Coming from number one defender of jackson on this thread. Tell me why thunder shouldn't fire you and your scammer in crime. Better win Napoli next week so you don't suddenly forget your nl password.

DissTroy:
Completely random question: Do you by any chance like big polos/ t-shirts, with cross bags - black crossbags, slides and white socks with shorts to booth? And white airpods too?

Nope but the Evian is still active. 👌

seankafor:
you forgot food

Some are there to chop food, especially this hard economy

I don't even see the sense in people eating at a gathering of the dead. People would bring reasons like celebration of life or people came from far to honour the person but to me personally it doesn't sit well. I stopped it when I first started debating this stuff.

So like this it's looking like assnal have scammed us rather than we scamming them?
Osanobua eh.

Roland17:
Nigerian politicians have to be the worst of the breed. See how they turned H. Wigwe’s funeral into a battle ground, taking subtle shots at each other and stupid dyke measuring on who was recognized and who was forgotten.. What is wrong with our political class?

No sense of regard for the dead or the little ones they left behind. We just disgraced ourselves once again in the eyes of the international community. The video of that fubara vs akpabio subtle jabbing really annoyed me after the obi name skipping episode.

donjazzet:
Omoo. Nothing dey menu oo.
To cook better food now for this economy na war.

Aboki wey dey cook indomie and egg dey charge 2000 per plate.
Plate of food wey we dey buy for chicken republic 2k before na almost 5k now.

Bread of 800 last year na 1700 now. 12kg gas na 17k now.
Abeg which menu you dey talk about?
Na 1 -0- 1 be the way now.

Baba Donjazzet welcome back.
What's on the menu tonight boss?

DissTroy:
Nobody is talking about what they drink or smoke. It's about the quality of music.

I don't want to risk starting another argument but comparing Stanley to the Whatever guy is like comparing VVD to Maguire - just because both of them play for top clubs and are starters doesn't make them equals. But let's not get into that argument.


Considering I actually did this listening to Omah Lay's and Oxlade's playlist before heading out for the event, you are crazy.

Of course shallipopi is no match for omah lay. My stanship for shalli won't make me go that far. See my post on this last e

WhoDeyHause:
Nowadays it's the beat and composition that resonate especially with us in our parts of Africa so we can have a good time. A lot of those guys have watery lyrics. Wack pen games. That's one of the reasons I follow my guy shallipopi, his lyrics might look thrash especially to people who don't understand pidgin or street lingua but the production of his songs with nice amapiano beats and his melodies especially the hook still gets him massive fans and airplay. He also pays heavily for promotion.

I've already reiterated he's watery lyrically as most of his songs are the ones created to just give you a "good time" but same way people like you hate it is why others like it, just like our different sports teams and our candidates during elections, maybe cause I've been in the streets for some time I don't know plus he's bini
I don't deny his lyrics don't also have an influence just like artistes of old but there's also a way you're trained either at home, school or place of worship that'll you have a mind of your own when it comes to certain things. Also not everyone has the mind to do act on certain stuff. Shallipopi isn't the first to sing about vain stuff and surely he won't be the last.

DissTroy:
LOL. You assume my location always even when I barely ever post about my location or itinerary. No, it wasn't in Akwa Ibom. And I'm currently not in the state.

And, yes, you can listen to shitty music all day if you like, and songs which troll or mock the intelligentsia or impresses young girls they have to "suck" and "fúck" to get the money as that's the way, but complaining about Gen Zs having that mentality is hypocritical - we taught Gen Zs those values.

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And I pointed out Shalli-whatever of the thousands of songs played, including Mercy Chinwo's, because I know it would trigger shit music lovers. It worked. Predictable lots.

One man's meat is another man's poison egbon. Shallipopi might not be a lyrical genius especially in English but we his fans that understand the street lingo therein like am like that because we understand music is much more than lyrics especially in a competitive industry like ours. Even your faves have bad or controversial songs. You were rating omah lay the other day so you must and are still jamming to soso take my pain away. Wetin be soso abeg? Weed, Igbeaux. I'm sure you'll be probably be huming it while combing your bear bear. Me sef dey hum too sha. Almost all of them that are popular both international and local each have controversial or senseless songs that have hit the airwaves. Most egbons here listened to all them 2pac, jigga and co, are they in the streets looking for oops with guns up and down or selling drugs in the dark corners?
Baba influence or not who wan spoil go spoil so leave our Pluto presido for us. 🙏 Danke.

raumdeuter:
Did you read Robinson Crusoe, King Solomons mines, Alan Quatermaine

I just remembered Gagool, Umslopogaas, sisters Nylephta and Sorais etc and other characters in those novels

Only Robinson Crusoe the man who was shipwrecked on an island and had to live there almost alone for over 30 years after initially leaving home for the voyage against the advice of his father. I've not read the remaining two though I only saw Alan quatermaine in the hand of an elder.

Ballzproblem2:
Can't replicate it in senior lever

That our Chelsea u21s team know how to score ironically our first team find it hard time do that. Since I've been looking at them I've been seeing several heavy scorelines. There was one match against middlesborough where they were leading us 1-0 till the 80 minute we equalized and flogged them 3-1.

FBS:
Next one Fury vs Usyk May 18th 2024.

ALL the belts are on the line.

Ring of Fire they call it.

Time for usyk to shut that gypsy clown once and all.
Oga Ibime your guy must fall.

Amigoss:
So dem blast a talentless shalli whatever for wedding reception in akwa ibom...Ahhhh I will take this massive W,plutomania to the world

Who God has blessed No man can disstroy.
Even for akwa ibom MEN MOUNT

GloriousGbola:
If wigwe could set up his madam as ceo of cranenburg, and if he could have already built his mausoleum, you know he is a man who plans ahead.

His daughter will be fine. After everything has blown down some sharp guy can look at how to get with the girl with over 50% ownership of access holdings.

Let's hope so. 🙏
But she might also decide not to get married for a long time focusing on expanding her father's businesses if she's allowed. You know how ambitious Gen Z ladies are.

GloriousGbola:
I salute your memory. I can barely remember any part of the book. I also remember a drawing of the main character facing a lion for some reason, but that's it.

I still have the book self though not with me. I kept as much as possible of those literature books as memorabilia for my late old man.

raumdeuter:
Wigwe na educated man

He also has highly educated people around him who will protect the remaining children . He probably has a trust and will that will take care of his family
Someone like Aig Imokhuede na friend of decades and won't see his children suffer. Probably the girl sef na friend with Aig daughter
Anyone over 40 should have a will or trust

Well hopefully ooo because we all know it's after death the true colours of people show. Those fake friends that were plotting for him behind his back, those that were just there for the benefits and all, then the family members too who'll want to claim possessions. Hopefully a will/trust and people willing to guide her from their church mind will help her and her siblings move on and scale through.

AdisaOwala:
Teacher Steve and Ure chokwe

Lol

Teacher Steve that wanted to gbe ure trabaye with his missing money before his fiancee found the missing note in the drawer while cleaning after sending poor ure home weeks before. Then that his stupid friend again that used stolen fees to buy akara not knowing the notes were blotted with ink. Money u're was still accused of stealing. Inspirational story.