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No matter where you go ooooh 🎤🗣️
Remember the road that will lead you homeee 🙏 🏠 🇿🇦
Wanetwa mos
Bode Thomas
Wanetwa mos
That will lead you home 🏟️🇮🇪➡️➡️🇿🇦➡️➡️🏠

Hai HAI Hai

gustav25:
Hope drives me insane ... I know it will happen and what better day than On the Lord's day ?

Ayew kidding me?
On February 11 just like today you ghana cry!!!

Melvyn11:
Benin to the world. Shallipopi is even the artist of the Year.

You know ball my brother, Evian dey your body 🤝

GloriousGbola:
the house always wins. the guy just got lucky. he has noi plan, no business or responsbiities -

the money will go as quick as it came

iamoyindamola:
It's like a yahoo boy that cash out , he will blow it and start all over again
Water Source no they dry- apo shamshamra kan o gbe ri

Not in every case of course. Everybody is built different. While most will lavish the money since they didn't really work hard to accumulate over time though them too will have suffered a lot before hitting that jackpot some will still invest that money or use it to do something reasonable for their lives and future. I know someone not personally that used bet money to travel out and set himself and his family up. Even in legitimate professions there will be those who will be miserable after retirement and others who wisely or luckily are set up for a good life in their old age. Everything is about mindset and decisions.

Khayceeofficial:
this one wey middlesbrough dhe follow aston villa draw reach 88 mins
make them no go turn hardnut when we face them

We will beat them. As far as im concerned we're already in the final since we didn't get livarpool. We just need to improve our league position and stop playing nonsense first half like today.

andrewbaba44:
So you pay 100 million for a player to give you joy against lower division ? Wow

So na so Rodri and rice Dey play Abi ? Gbaciedo isn’t even up to Joao palinha level

Interesting ,the chelsea standards are even below what they need at crystal palace

10th fc for a reason

At least its better than spending 140 milllon for somebody you thought will bring joy for you to go to be loaned to another team to bring joy against you. Double Joy self.

If we are finally successful with the dangote and government revamped refineries this fools will now have more leeway to do their rubbish since we'll be heavily running stuff in our backyard. Building church with state resources when lives no matter how few will have been transformed with that project money. You will now expect same people to come and give offering and sow seed inside the edifice. Nonsense.

DissTroy:
Even if you were an 'Ogbonist', it is still what is is - a waste of resources; unless it is eventually converted for other purposes. We the indigenes are loudly calling it a waste of Akwa Ibom resources. Trumpet it.

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This is an example of how the government mismanages funds while we complain the budgeted sums are too small.

I normally declined to comment on it previously cause I initially thought it was privately undertaken by individuals until I found out it was the government that funded and built it. That's how that one called sheriff in delta went to go and build Africa's biggest xmas tree in the midst of several abandoned projects. Foolish people.

DissTroy:
You know a lot of young Nigerians have shit taste in music when there's a virtual poll for the Nigerian Song of the Year 2023, and you have a Shalli-whatever song being projected while a mega cross-border hit like Tem's "Me & U" not being listed.

https://www.nairaland.com/7959992/among-these-afrobeats-gems-dropped

Apparently, if your song doesn't promote drugs, booze, and being reckless, you can't be considered within a certain Nigerian demography.

Oga Shakespeare dey play, No be only tems na condition. Plutomanians no gree for anybody this 2024. Let me even drop our latest Pluto anthem

🎶Wait, They call me Shallipopi (Busy)
Say, say say say (wahala)
Say, say say say

Worldwide Plutomainians, that na normal thing
Presido with the big machine
Your girlfriend friend wanna suck my thing
But no be that kind person I be
If I puff smoke give you and you no pass
You no pass, that means say e don cast ( sharp)
No last chance (eh)
E don cast oh (wahala)
E don cast oh, e don cast

Weii, e don cast (clear road oh)
E don cast, e don cast (say-say)
Say, e don cast (eh, no go dey)

Put your girl on phone, 12 o'clock for night
12:30, use Bolt, no flight oh
She locate my location (prraa)
Pluto, are you feeling the vibration? 🔥

OasisX:


..............dem still try sha.

Blatant waste of resources though I'm not an ogbonist.

Juju is real though.

DissTroy:
Now this is funny.
Now that you mentioned it, I, by default, communicate in the King's English, including to strangers, relatives, and lovers. But I speak Ibibio and Yoruba fluently too.

Of course, anyone from the Niger-Delta who claims he/she doesn't speak and understand Pidgin English is lying. Whether each speaks it sparingly or regularly is a different ball game.

Lol i for fear before. Even shakespeare no use english terrorize people reach you. 🖐️😁🤚

andrewbaba44:
Okay the ballon d or ,that’s true .

No it isn't true before. I wonder why you suddenly changed your mind. Continue saying rubbish with confidence.

iamoyindamola:
You dan add comedy to your new year plan

Egbon this one is not even up to comedy matter, swear you've not checked your phone dictionary once when reading second coming of Patrick obahiagbon's comments. These are some of the categories of people i pray not to have problem with in this life. Once they begin where you even wan start from? Fighting fire with grass?

forgiveness:
If we get Oliseh, team go improve.

Where will he play? We already have plenty people that can play his position unless you are telling me he's coming to replace Jackson ae our striker.

andrewbaba44:
Blame Chelsea for making them operating like armed robbers ,chelsea na sure maga for any team

If gbaciedo is worth 100M plus according to shekpites Then Ivan toney should be 200 million

We thank God we can pay it. Nobody told your team to be broke.

To go school good oo.See intellectual and scientific battle but wait mr disstroy don't be angry but I just want to know if you want to do pre-intimacy with your babe or any random waist that enters your trap is this how you normally use big grammar to scatter their brains or you switch to ibibio or broken if you are carrying them go where dem no know, how you even toast them self? Me that used to carry Oxford dictionary to read some of your comments before I dey on things on things and I know I'm not the only one that does that here.
I'm just imagining you going to buy suya and saying more mighty words than Hello Grilled beef vendor. Compliments of the newest annual compilation of a dozen months to your amiable self. I would like to eagerly purchase 20 score and a thousand naira worth of your consistent but gingerly prepared grilled beef over your coal powered flames. Oh night time vendor of core northern extraction kindly do well to add your well garnished and granulated condiments consisting of fine ginger, sharp garlic, fiery pepper and the likes with largely sliced doses of allium cepa. You know I have to swiftly erase my ever insatiable pangs of hunger which deflate my energy conserved to undertake various and rigorous amounts of workload reserved for me on the magnanimous cyberspace. Do attend to that with the perfect precision possible, obrigado. Omo the aboki go just run mad.

CAPdan21:
...among my people are found wicked men don happen to you

Bossman people eye dey red. Para dey body. 😬

Happy new year to blues family and the rest dead club fans. Hopefully we'll continue getting rare good weeks like last week to make us alright this year. God bless us.
Capdan21, amigoss, anfieldfan you guys should continue the good work we dey your back for that epl title before city fans both original and adopted turn this place to playground this year again. 30 years punishment is already enough.

Segedinho:
Na Abroadian?

Epa i still dey hause on top the whole area matter. . We still dey work in progress. One day ekuke go turn bulldog. Ngwanu Just believe. 😁

Ballzproblem2:
whodeyhause where art thou?

My guy Dem move my phone during crossover service. As i no crossover with my phone na so another bastard go crossover with the thing
Na my baby girl phone I use login now till my phone plug return. One of the small benefits of being in a relationship, i just pray i don't see something inside that'll make me start playing omah lay on repeat, this year is too early for breakfast. y banter memes gone. 😢 Before I bore you finish
Happy new year to everybody in the epl chatroom and all violence section. Despite all to 2024 We Made It. God bless you all and make your new year far spendlid than 2023.
Happy birthday to egbons odunharry and nihilistjr and other person in this month. More life, prosperity and money to you both. Odunharry better leave umu ekwensu and Join your birthday mate before apari from wish uses depression to finish you people. My juju told me this will be a good year for us.
And finally i thank willie obaino and Amala Sky daddy for their generosity towards their fellow nairalanders out of their free mind in this hot period. Even people that have still look for help through various means cause everywhere choke. I also like how you didn't discriminate among party lines, previous arguments, jibes and insults since you were both on the different sides of the divide but you decided to help without no strings attached, I laud you both for that God bless. Hopefully things will become better in the economy so most of us will have more than enough time give out like you guys. Daalu obainojazz and Ese Raumdeter una wet ground for men dem.

Nairaland will not kill me. 😭🤣🤣
The next Nollywood blockbuster script has just been written.

Amoto94:
He is a Nurse.

That means we'll likely be stuck with what we have till season end boss?

raumdeuter:
Name those expensive defenders we have been benching. 120M on the bench Waawu this time last year dem never even buy am

Deligt and lucas hernandez because of the injuries. You people still also want to spend 100m to buy that barka scam araujo. Them use defenders swear for you?
Calm down my egbon enzo will still cook this season I can smell it. 😁

iamoyindamola:
Something like this?

Yes. It was till this afternoon I was able to login. It seems he's still using the temporary host.

A001:
Why Oga Seun come lock my account since yesterday? I not fit login until now.

Same with me. It's doing my body one kind to report seuun to those abuse people again. 🤔 But let me just calm down in the spirit of Christmas. This violence will be delayed. 😐

raumdeuter:
Dem dey use style bench 120m

All those expensive defenders you've been buying over the years that have been chopping benching nko? 🤷🏿‍♀️ Defenders that cannot defend anything only bundesliga.

Bluelines69:
This Lewis Miley is so calm for a 2006 born player, he’s been impressive since I started watching him

Please don't let holy boehly see this. 🙏

O.M.I.L.B.D
Oh Man I love Boxing Day 😁

Capaldi:
This guy has never been prolific in his career until this season which is a huge red flag. He is either a late bloomer or having a one off season.

That's why I said we could use him as a stopgap till we get our desired striker, if he does very well then he can be first choice. We cannot keep throwing easy chances away every match day.

jpmoriarti:
It is an upset for Chelsea to win a match these days.😂

Merry Christmas to you 🎄

I wish you the same. ,👍

A40:
I'm not suggesting AJ beats Fury, if he couldn't destroy Usyk despite being bigger, younger and supposedly stronger I'm not sure he has any answer for Fury.

For me I'm speaking more about the era being weak more than anything else.

I'm one of those that see Fury beating Usyk more easily than people expect. Dubois was just naive and IMO should have finished Usyk.

If you ask me a more polished Ngannou is the only remedy for Fury as he neutralizes all of Fury's strengths

Usyk will beat fury. Bookmark it.