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yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

jeffcheddy:
12k for d stab

rheether:
Efe seriously needs a manger. The guy no Sabi represent.

OBTSubtle:
Devil first spoil the world.. E com add salt.

E still no sweet.. E com add polygamous gay..


Devil, dy try oh.. Na your time oh.. Shine now oh..

byvan03:
Lack of communication is the surest way to ruin any marriage. Sit your husband down and communicate. Learn how to discuss your fears because you can only mess things up with your new unfriendly disposition. Go have a chat with your man.

anjigirl:
About 10-15 daily,Close your stinking mouth local champion

weedcrusha:
Ti Olubadan ba wo short knicker

looseweight:
Nothing last forever. The same G- wagon in vogue now will soon find its was in University of Ibadan campus shuttle.
yeah UI campus shuttle has that one.
For information on how to shed excess body weight, check my signature or profile

Tequilah:
Can it fly for 1.8 million? Kindly let us know.

marggy:
Tanks OP, am guilty of no5 I will adjust