₦airaland Forum

NovesaTillie:
So just one time sex has gotten someone pregnant you must be very fertile and a sharp shooter.
Some guys will go on that mission 10 times yet the woman will not get pregnant. Can you share your food menu?

I hope you are not mocking anyone, it's not easy to impregnate a woman. It's the height of depression for some men especially if nothing is wrong with their wife.

Surayj123:
Wow, pls is this Eniola
she con even resemble Funke, abi na me no dey see well

God bless you, I was initially upset with the op for uploading funke instead of eniola until I see this comment. She looks like Funke in this picture.

othermen:
The removal of Sanusi gives insight into the latitude of our Obas, Emirs and Obis. They serve at the pleasure of the governor, and not at the pleasure or interest of their people.

His removal, especially the reason for his removal is also an indictment , as to how powerful corruption is.

I somewhat thought that the Kano people will take to the street for their Emir, but the conservative Kano also saw Sanusi as a threat.

His broad mindedness, his desire for the education of his people, his desire to demand for good governance on behalf of his people threatened the solidarity that is solidified by poverty and illiteracy of the people.

And so, soon, the northern elites became threatened, there could be no appeal to anyone then.

Succintly put, I wish I can like this 1million times. The northern elites.... hmmmn

BadNews:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/11/federal-poly-offa-lecturer-slumps-and-dies-in-kwara-2.html

Very sad.... someone in this crowd shouting may have been able to give him a chance to live if they are able to give basic life support because this is probably a cardiac arrest. The knowledge is a must for everyone these days because cardiac arrest is very common. Even though AED is supposed to be provided in public places but if you can afford it, please buy. Your family wife, husband, children, teachers needs to learn how to perform quality CPR and use AED. it is much better to do something than screaming only to watch the person slip away without meaningful attempt to save him.

I will plan to train some people for free if you are interested, enter my DM and I will schedule a time via zoom to teach interested people.

ORLAHOLUWA:
That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the courage and go over to talk with her, with my friends watching from the hostel.
My brethren, as soon as I got to her, I just greeted her "Good afternoon" and walked on.

My friends didn't see me till evening when it was time for prep.

Mo Japa ni ooo

You cracked me really hard, I had a similar experience back in secondary school also in Ibadan though mine wasn't a crush of mine. it was valentine gist exchange and the lady decided to hug me in front of a full combined class. Meeeeen my legs were dragging, voice was shaking after that class I started avoiding the lady in school, if I see her on a particular block I will take the back door just to avoid eye contact until we graduated. I have not set my eyes on her till today.... can't forget Sarah in a hurry.

Hathor5:
Another question:

Do husbands enjoy a reluctant wife who only has sex with them out of a sense of duty aka because 'she owes them'?

I think ones a man nuts, he has enjoyed the sex. But the issue is how comfortable a man would be when having sex with an unresponsive woman. How can such men keep it up?>

BigSarah:
I'm terrified of pictures of snakes...
But each time I see a thread about snakes I can't resist opening

Lalasticlala

This your comment eh, you must be me and I am you.

Hayee:
Toor
None of my business
I Sha know that any woman wey carry man matter for head na fool
Now na mumu dey fall in love

Hmmn! I understand we have to use our brain when in love but no be mumu dey carry love for head really, you just need to give the love to the right person. Most people(men & women) waste their time and energy on the wrong person, I guess that is where the problem comes. It's easy to follow the bandwagon....

Hayee:
sorry in this generation as you say that seems to be the only solution most times
Madam is tired of praying for oga to change

she can just walk away you know or better don't marry him and expect him to change. I understand its frustrating and btw, it happens both ways.

Babyg0123:
Most married women who cheat do so because they have been neglected by their husbands who go about chasing other women. They can't leave the marriage because of their kids and what people would say so they resort to helping themselves

Hmmn! another angle maybe. But cheating is not the best solution even at that.

May God continue to protect us as we seek our daily bread, failure of proper LOTO system.

Btw the pidgin from that side is out of this world, that girl shouted GOD FORBIDD!!! You wan recue person cum follow am? it took a second to decode what she said, her voice na confirm area..

dettolgel:
Being born in Nigeria is not only difficult for Nigerians but also for bush animals.

Soon people living in the villages will be considered Bush meats and delicacies by their fellow Nigerians

Nothing una no go chop

This your write up is very funny, my people just dey ask me if I am alright because I have laughing uncontrollably.

PrinceOfLagos:
Very dirty state


The government is not the problem but the people

Which city are you from? Not your state o I just want to check something, that is if you will be bold enough to be proud of your origin..

Iyaebe:
I hate this boxing game with passion, how do people enjoy watching others fight. hian

I thought I was the only one oo, what kind of game would someone be deliberately trying to knock you out. BTW people have died in the past.

Toks2008:
I saw the attached somewhere and I just can't imagine this law in the present day.

I wonder how many married women will be alive and how many unmarried ladies will dare to get married If This biblical law is enforced in this present day.

This one shock me...

Men of NL will not cease to amaze me sha, they like to flex muscle on female virginity when they are not even close to being one. These things goes both ways, it is that simple. Guys and Ladies should hold themselves till marriage if you so want a virgin wife but sorry I already heard one guy up there saying he must test whatever he wants to buy.

Summary is that you can not enforce virginity law on ladies alone while the guys keep pressurizing them into sex abi how many of you guys can comfortably be in a no sex relationship I want answers please.

michlins:
You stole 13%, even they give you guys 100% you will still loot it.

But it's ok to shout at least it will give your people someone else to blame other than your irresponsible governors.

Shey your son was the president for years but not a single significant project was started and completed in your region but that is not a problem.

Nddc and ministry of Niger Delta commission together can't commission a significant project after awarding trillions of naira contracts.

But it's ok to blame the federal government

You are such an intelligent person, God bless you. If we look inward first before blaming imaginary problem, then we will learn how to hold our own responsible before blaming outsiders. Where are all the compensation given to the local communities even employment quotas.

Modernizer:
I won't bore you all with a long write up.

I'm ready to settle down, actually I needed to settle down like yesterday. Problem is, I don't make friends easily and hooking up is even tougher. I don't trust easily.

So I'm talking with this girl that checks all my boxes ( quite a rare feat for my high expectations), but for one thing...she is evidently a choleric. I know because I'm one myself.

The hot temper, impetuousness, some bossy-ness, independent mindedness, low empathy, high ambition...all those tell tale choleric features give it away.

Now I know cholerics are advised to get their opposites say phlegmatic for relationship purposes, but I want to ask the house: can I a hot tempered man cope with a hot tempered woman?
Any people with experience on this here?
Can both of us with low empathy really be compatible?

The adverse statistics coming out of marriage these days scares the sh..t out of me. I don't want any of it.

Should I drop this girl? Or can it work?

Sorry oo...it may sound small but that's my own challenge.

Cc newbornmacho, Ahnie, kestolove

All of una wey dey advise make him no marry the girl are evil o, so you want make him go marry a gentle and cool headed lady and begin to dey give problem abi... Bros abeg go ahead and marry her please, both of una go survive. No joke, I used to have a couple like that from my previous workplace and they are still together till now. In the end, one of them go still calm down when e realise say the other one na inborn dangbana choko.

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1400914/man-bags-28-years-imprisonment-killing-female-lawyer-lagos-hotel-room-photos/

Wow!! I know the Hotel so well, I have lodged there before too. May God continue to save us all.

faithfull18:
Abuja boys, that's their work. Living large on people's money.

God bless you!! They have mastered the art of scamming, looks clean, fit even dey drive nice car sef but them be scammer.

Funny things is girls will always fall for their tricks because the average hard working guy won't look appealing to them.

I'm still struggling to understand why this is special or maybe everybody just want to trend. If you study engineering or any science course, you will understand that these things happen sometimes. People make mistakes, the only people I blame here are the dullard the lecturer was teaching who could not call his attention immediately before he went to far in the calculation. They are more concern about trending than listening to their lecturers, bunch of lazy youth.

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JosephXavier:
It hasn't been easy at all

The first thing I do when I receive salary is to draw up a list of the things I don't have in the house and shop for them first especially foodstuffs because the worst thing that would happen to you is if you're hungry in this kind of economic situation

Then I subscribe for internet and my DSTV to keep me entertained in the house so as to avoid some unnecessary things that would make me leave my house and spend unnecessarily

I try not to carry a lot of cash around so as not to fall into the temptation of unnecessary expenses

Finally, as a single guy, I avoid slay mamas for unnecessary billing or if I can't, I'll just say things to get them upset and not apologising so that the drama will last long

Not to mention that I'm still acquiring skills to help me move out of this country and be useful outside because I can't allow my kids experience what I'm experiencing

You are wise

grossintel:
Have you ever found yourself in a stranded location with no signal on your phone to make a single call or text anyone. With satellite communication Apple claims you would be able to make calls or send text messages.

Clearer now, thanks for the explanation. God bless you.

88boys:
No, you don’t fully understand

It users satellite to make calls to your contact and even send messages when your area or their area doesn’t have network signal.

It doesn’t communicate with the just the satellite, it uses the satellite to reach remote locations.

Think of those satellite phones used by military. No matter where you are, the call will go through. Even if you’re in the middle of the ocean

God bless you for this beautiful explanation, NL boys that I know would add a little insult to the explanation. I have heard them use the line in movies but didn't fully understand. You have educated me today, would use google for further learning. Thank you once again and God bless you.

Do have a great day.

popoolaRofiat:
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is there a syllabus to cover and for how long does it take to be proficient?

Someone should please enlighten me, of what importance would this feature be if we do not really have any need to communicate with anyone in space..

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Flahyuq:
You don't have sense

I have to agree with you..

Rich4god:
Truth is .. no matter wat Buhari does, the north will never condemn him and the south will continue to fight each other just to score a point of who is more sophisticated and politically correct.

Like someone use to say, "I don't blame Buhari, for been incompetent, I don't blame th northern leaders for been quite or been part of the plan to destroy this country.

I blame the VP who is prof and yet remain quite despite all that is happening.
I blame the southern senators and political leaders for been quite and watch this country burn. I blame Lucky Irabor and all the senior security officers of southern extraction who sit and watch as Nigerians die in the hands of Fulani terrorist.

I blame all the top military officers from plateau and Benue state who just sit by and watch the ancestral home destroyed by invaders.

This country is already gone.

God bless you, most people especially the agitators(be it igbo ot yoruba) fail to realize that they have reps, senators and ministers representing them at national level who has power to do many things including impeaching the president if he does not perform but what do they do today? they keep mute and allow things to degenerate because of the crumbs they will eat. I only pray that the masses get sense to elect the right set of people in the coming election even if they do not come from popular political parties.

pocohantas:
Shut up! You are beginning to sound like a broken record. Was your mother not first a Nigerian woman before your dad married her, had sex with her and she became a revered MOTHER that can do no wrong?

Were you not one of the tribal warlords calling Lola (the Yoruba witch) a bad woman?

Were you not one of those that said she should learn from Anita how to be submissive and keep a family together?

Because you can’t bring yourself to attack Anita’s tribe, since you are Igbo yourself, you have decided to lump women together.

When you guys are not tearing yourselves down along tribal lines, next thing is to face your common enemy- WOMEN.

Tell us why Anita, the accepted IGBO PERFECT and SUBMISSIVE WIFE ran away. Maybe Peter is indeed right!

This is why every wise man should create a balance between his nuclear family and extended family. Peter separated himself from them and since they couldn’t see Lola (their common enemy) to prey on and blame every wrongdoing on, they turned on themselves.

God bless you.