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Generalwoodz:
I want to have sex at the back of a rusty police Hilux van parked in front of a police station here in Kano... I pray Hisba doesn't see me

Suicide mission sir. Abort!!!

iamyemiakins:
Tems: You don't need no other body... Only you fit hold my body.

Wizkid: *Goes ahead to hold her body*

Tems:

Burst my head oòoo

Bro. Be like you be high spirit.

Sad one

Lol

Foreverdope:
How many times will they tell u Nigeria is not for you

Them no dey hear you.

FalseProphet1:
I see her getting another bigger and better house, courtesy of her male admirers, I see her posting on social media how God came down personally from heaven and gave it to her, I see Nairalanders attributing her gifts to the power of clitocurrency.

This I have seen.

Walai you be fool

Cognitivereason:
U realise bank is an investment that needs to make profit and pay workers right..
U realise it money they used to maintain all of their offices .buy their own diesel for electricity..
Don't get me wrong...some charges aren't right... But the regular alert fees and the likes shouldnt be condemned... They pay telecom companies as well

True. I didn't look at it from that angle.

All organizations are set up to make profit.

141samuel:
Criminal act from access bank. I received #1800 ,and I put #500 into my bet9ja account only for me to have #700 balance and no transportation record for it,

This is outright fraud.

Imagine doing this to just 1million account holders daily.

After dem go say na police corrupt pass. Criminals in suit and tie

Be like him come drop Omicron?

SATANlST:
i read this post in my dream now i dey see am for front page. this is scary

Leemao so something fit scare SATANISTA

MadamVanessa:


When a renounced world illiterate governed a country , certainly education in that country is going to be in ruin and in shambles, as no priority will be given to it.

Here bandits, Iswap and Boko Haram is all we care about.

Renowned.

benuejosh:
The kind of joy that will make the wigs in our life fly off, may we encounter it before this year runs out.

Congratulations to her.

AMEN OOOO

My idea of coconut rice is this. As you dey chop am, you go dey chop some grated fresh coconut .

AdaSunshine:
Too soon. Way too soon!

Is this their reason for reconciling? If it is, then it is fake reconciliation.
[b]They need more time to heal, [/b]to get back their long lost vibe and genuine connection.
Even their fans need time to get their groove back.

Heal? When you forgive your twin brother, you wait how many months for you to plan together?

Your opinion is respected but...

Mad oooo

Yaggi:
Please who knows what I can do to make money online.... I'm still a student but I don't have anyone supporting me .

I'm open to do anything legal to make money online
Thank you in advance

Learn a skill. It takes an average of 8months to 1yrs to develop a skill that can pay up to 1000 dollars monthly.

I could share with you a few learnable skills that would help you become self employed and work from home too.

Omor. See legs abeg

Crazy

This Grammy awards wan turn Headies ni?

Heartbroken

LifeOfTrigga:
So you self Na street

Check most of him quotes. Nairaland Daddy was once a tout.

Thank Jesus for saving and transforming him.

luluosas:
Because you started distancing yourself from them because you felt you have arrived, and they no longer matter to you again. Check yourself

See this one. Because the person felt.

Or you felt they are now feeling proud.

Righteousness2:
What GOD cannot do does not exist.
Only GOD can do this.
Happy Married life.

Once your comment no dey front page, no sermon that day. Diarisgod ooo

Offpointng:
The spirit indeed is willing but the flesh is weak, I remember when I was down with Tropic of cancer but I was still as vibrant as my great a grandfather at 17. the pendulum rang as much as it could but there was no answer to that effect. it's really a testimony for me down-below

I wanted to get mad at you until I saw your moniker

SWAT you mean?

Hungerbad

Kobojunkie:
Wetin this one dey talk again! How python take enter marine kingdom for Pete's sake?

Take Nairaland seriously at your peril.

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Manigie:
Don't kill your self my bro, or even get a HBP because of a woman. Most women are the same, you sacrifice alot for her and one day she tells you have never done anything for her.
My advice, avoid her tantrums and pretend she and her wahala don't exist. Live your life and be happy, and eat well oh. When she comes back to her senses, life continues well. Any time she shuts you out,ignore her.
This is for your health,

You spoke my mind bro. I wish he could see and adopt your comment.

90% of 21st century marriages are designed to kill a man early. Have you guys ever sat down a moment to ask why most husbands (I mean 93%) die before their wives even if they were age mates?

Going against the norm, just to live longer, for men first. This should also be considered.

American interest back then

Everybody get opinion.