Look at this joker. You don't have a big dick and you think they'll worship me.
Abroad women only worship real men like me blessed with a big bụlala.

This animal is planning to rape an innocent woman.

What are their names?

What exactly is wrong with these people? Either they mine skulls, they harvest organs or they rape innocent damsels.

Omo eru!

Weak man that couldn't resist his sister's sweet toto.
Since he wasn't man enough to get a girl himself he decided to settle with his sister's irresistible Puna.
I wonder if it was worth it at the end of the day.

People think this guy is a mumu but he makes money moves and doesn't let anybody cheat him off his money.
Akoi grace, akoi funds, akoi blessings. No ripping.

Bankers and government workers steal more money than robbers with guns.

But better go and hustle and stop looking at your neighbour with big eyes.

If your so-called girlfriend truly loves you then she should be willing to share to make you happy.
Women are selfish.

And this girl had just written her final papers a few days ago o. Chai!
Why are people heartless?
Why didn't they save a life first and worry about card later?

IntersexSherry:
shut up

IntersexSherry, we should meet up...

We will make magic.

Remind me the man's name, please.

driand:

Abeg no kee mi

Do you have neighbours in ur compound? If you want your dogs to be aggressive don't let them see many faces, and reduce their feeding from 3 meals to 1 and half,

OP, please don't listen to this wicked man's advice.
As a first timer it's already a big problem to attempt to raise a big dog like boerbels or rottweilers and you went ahead and got two for that matter. I laugh you.

The worst thing you can do is to isolate those dogs. They will grow to be way more aggressive than you can handle and they might attack you or a family member one day. Google the effects of not bringing out your dogs to socialise if you don't believe me.

What you need are balanced dogs - dogs that can attack only when you command them to attack and obey when you want them to behave themselves.

If your dogs are too aggressive trust me, you will never be able to have that kind of control over them.

So I advise you to at least check out YouTube videos or pay professional trainers. Make sure you feed them well so they'll be very big and intimidating. Then make sure they exercise regularly... Take them on walks. They are big dogs and will get bored and destructive if they don't get an outlet to burn off that excess energy. Obviously you'd be the one they'll attack first.

But wait oo. What motivated a first timer like you to get big dogs? They no advise you?

Why do people with this shape of head love SKULL MINING with passion?

Don't they have other hobbies?

;P

Age is just a number, isn't it?

Dheji2:
Your moniker is all I needed to read

You noticed!

You have spoken wise words, my son.

The best a man can do is improve himself, live life on a low and he will watch as he automatically attract the right people into his life.

You deserve two nourishing kegs of palm wine for this.

Unfortunately, those set of creatures called SIMPS won't listen to your words of advice. They rather remain emotional and financial slaves to women.

Please, call all Nairaland Simpsons here let wise old WifeBeater pray for them.

1Sharon:
Good morning, why are you gay?

You're gay.

post=101068029:
When you fight Terrorism, Terrorism fights back.

We Must Continue Fighting Terrorism as Relentlessly as the Coronavirus.

Nigeria and Africa at large, should continue to pursue terrorists and fight terrorism like we are now fighting the coronavirus: relentlessly, creatively, and coherently.
There’s no miracle drug for stopping terrorism.
The best offense for the terrorist contagion is to continue the aggressive treatment that has inoculated the United States from a major terrorist attack since 9/11. Counterterrorism policy prescriptions must be complemented by capable foreign partners and sound operational work overseas — meaning gritty intelligence collection, surveillance, special operations, and especially the surgical targeting of terrorists.

Nigeria, Africa and the world at large will win this war.

RIP Great man.

We wish your son all the very best in the battles ahead.
We shall ALL overcome.

His son is just 37 and already a 4-star general!

How on earth is that even possible?

The young man is probably going to terrorise his people.

Happy 420 to all stoners.

Mary Jane rocks!

Chei!

Just look how the ladies lost these two handsome men.

All of these just because some men think they realised shit-smelling anús is better than yeast-infected pússy.

Mr Man, are you sure you're not GAY?

Obviously this useless OP has a tiny díck while my able Red Pillers and gallant Alpha Males are shifting young wombs with our giant cucumbers.

Only a séx starved Simpson will come out with such a nonsensical post like this.

OP is simply insecure about his handicap. Well, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

Yup Edochie, better hide that your daughter o... Because she don ripe.

Once Ned sight her eh...

Feminazis will definitely beat the hell out of simps na.

Feminists are fierce, Simpsons are cowards.

Feminists should have dícks, Simpsons should have pússy.

Feminists have bushy toto, Simpsons over-shave.

Feminists will not only beat up Simpsons but will also make them their séx slaves.

And Simpsons will do nothing but cry and wail.

LifeOfTrigga:

Start selling them at cheaper price!

Boss, I had this same idea . I like how your mind works.

5Gbabe:
I will tell her to sell some and use the money for Noddles so e go bam

Omo, I love this your idea and in extension I like you.

Tufiakwa!

Another Simpson spotted.

Don't even think of it, dear photoshopper cos it will never work.

Erica is a tested and trusted sëx addict.

A thin and scrawny Laycon simply stands no chance against this girl called Erica Nlewedim.

She's going to fúck every atom of life from Olamilekan, leave the poor man for dead as she moves on to her next victim.

JOACHINpedro:
The future is inarguably Science and Technology

I thought the future was female?