₦airaland Forum

tuzle:
But why is this on front page. Some thing has been disturbing me since on nairaland, and I think it is time I ask the question. I see people asking for likes, some even begging, so I want to know if there is a reward or financial gain for having the highest like. So that I can start my own too

Just the way u wrote this to gain more likes. And it's already working.

Dudeweedlmao:
In a country where the law doesn't apply to those at the top, I really have to commend her for this action. What I still don't understand is; Of what use is NYSC certificate? Is it more important than a Bachelors Degree or a Masters Degree? Do they teach you about Finance or Engineering or Business admin while you're in the camp? I've never been to camp and will never in my life serve this country but from what I've heard, most people just go there to have sex. So how does not having sex for 1 year make your other schooling certificates invalid?

The thing just tire me I swear. Nigeria is dead

michael142:
Stick to your Vaseline you soapy lord

Fatality!!

Ishaq319:
Why is it that every time biafra are observing sit-at home they destroyed, damaged, vandalized and burnts DANGOTE TRUCKS?
Is it DANGOTE fault that you couldn't actualized ur dreams?

Enough of these.

Who is this mad dog with a cheap browsing phone?

malakasea:
Tink more better than this.

What's there to think? A country where the leader turns a blind eyes to ethnic killings.

A country where the president appoints dead people as ministers (This one is funny... Kai).
A country where the president tours the world while his country men barely feed.
A president who referred to Germany as West Germany and Angela Merkel as Angela Michel (abi u didnt hear this one?)
A country where the president calls the striving and job deprived youths lazy (because his lousy son already has an appointment)
A country with a bad educational system which made YOU to murder English by saying "tink more better" (Ogbeni it's think better. Like president, like Zombie)

malakasea:
You are more valuable is such class wawa daba kawai.

What is this one saying? Speak English na abeg. Do you train apes?

Paretomaster1:
Even the white men u copying says "spare the rod, and spoil the child "

Without that flogging, it would have been worse....

And how many times have they flogged their children? Yet they grow to become astronauts and High Tech engineers. Can u now see how daft you're? And we keep flogging ours yet they keep turning out to be thieves and cultists. Only few grow up reasonable. The reason is simple... our system has collapsed, and it's senseless people like you that's responsible.

famousroland:
Theresa May, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, says Nigeria is the home of the highest number of poor people in the world.
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And Yesterday, US President, Donald Trump said Buhari is Lifeless...
I don't get it,where did we get it wrong? Why una dey attack us na...Is it ur Nigeria or is it your life?
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It's simple. Our leaders are making us a laughing stock and object of mockery in the international scene.

Paretomaster1:
E pain am..... You r a thief, that's y u condemning the act....

Ogbeni nothing pained me. I just want u to start reasoning properly like a human being and not a jerk, that's all.


Moreover, flogging is barbaric. Despite the floggings meted out to our youths in secondary schools they still turn out as cultists and criminals. Despite the floggings meted out to u yourself you still turned out to be senseless. That's to show u flogging is not the answer. But building a country without the issues of tribalism and corruption is the key to security and sustainable development. Good day Mr. Man.

kestolove95:
See him ugly face..dix guy ugly sha..the guy ugly o, his really ugly, i've seen ugliness today, he looks ugly, damn ugly man.

Ah ah easy with the ugly thing. U see am for dream?

Paretomaster1:
We Know ur type, ur elders would have take them backdoor, and collect their own share, instead of reprimanding them....

Reason u r known for all sort of atrocities, home, and abroad...

Must u expose your stupidity always? Why can't u reason with your demented brain? Must everything be tribal to you, you stupid tribalistic shit eating idiot! Anyway we all know your type... The type that will sell his soul just to eat from his slave masters leftovers.

nero2face:
so u mean he should have given them his blessings?, or hand them over to the police who will end up extorting from them ?...its my own opinion though

Hand them over to the police.... Yes! and which is the right thing. But it's not our fault the police is corrupt.

nero2face:
Lol, Africa culture is just so beautiful, Africa would have been de most complete continent if not for the bad leaders we've been having, they divide us and make us enemies to each other

And what's beautiful in a mediocre leader flogging two grown men like animals in public.

Holywizard:
I don't know what u re talking about

Okay oo

HOLYDICK:
Lol WAZOBIA

Exactly. It's a general something

Holywizard:
I'll like to marry a nurse

I know what's in your mind. U watch too much porn

HOLYDICK:
Guess who the Nigerian supplier is??

Ajibola Shehu Okechukwu

Josskute:
So Messi won the first two awards and oga just carry im first one?...He is truly Ronaldo's Boss Walai!

See this one deceiving himself. Is it by who won it first?

LesbianBoy:
Messi can't score that type of goal
He will "Lago"

With those short legs?

StarUp:
I see everybody on nairaland this afternoon achieving that same feat of Seyi within the next 31 days.

This comment of yours is the reason Africa and Africans are poor. The same reason we becloud our mind with religion and become delusional. The same reason FAKE pastors extort us religiously. Wishful thinking without facing the reality of life. No white man will make such comment or even reason that way, hence their developed states. "Within the next 31 days" indeed.

Teewhy2:
some people sha come to this life to enjoy
Baba GOD no forget me oooo.
Anybody way no sabi the way his mate take hammer go just run enter hell fire.

My guy forget that Baba God issue. Just work hard and do the needful and you'll see the difference in your life. That comment only makes we Nigerians lazy and less hardworking.

kingxsamz:
So what later happened that night?

Why that night??

Ekez:
Any girl above 30 should be given to the suitor for free .
We can't pay for evenin newspaper.
Which kind fuckery be that

You're very wicked. Evening newspaper kwa?

nnokwa042:
We go do our own for Austria this week I can't wait to kill one of my swans

Kill any swan and get arrested. U think sey na naija wey u go just kill bird with catapult?

integritylady:
You mean goat As in stubborn Nigeria goat? They tend to behave well when they travel out of Nigeria

Only the weather will make them behave well

Optionally:
G

G for Goat. The guy is a Goat

CAPSLOCKED:
A DEAD SNAIL IS WISER THAN THAT GUY.

My broda lust can reboot the brain in seconds or even crash it sef

amaniro:
tbh this girl is UGLY.




.,........ AND HER JOKES ARE STALE.

But she's far better than u, and gets VIP entrances to places you will never go even in the next 50 yrs. Bloody hater.

Kul3ger:
Village people dial the bros number... I been think say na only Nigeria them de o... Now I know they are the same everywhere you go.


Pastors don see better prayer point for Sunday : Every Kalinic spirit in your life that is calling you back home at the verge of your breakthrough, fayayayayayaya...

Loool. This is so hilarious

But why is that her brown short looking like that of Incredible Hulk?