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Dem full nairaland sha...

Movies make us laugh, some make us cry, and some completely break us down emotionally and scar us for years. Someh shed light on serious social or political issues, and some are just meant to entertain us and make us forget our mundane world for ninety or so minutes. And that’s great. Cinema is an art, and like all art, it is perceived differently by all and serves different purposes for each viewer.

There are, however, some movies, that will make the audience utter a unanimous “WTF?” once the credits start rolling. If not that, they’ll leave the viewer with the feeling that they haven’t understood anything, or that they have missed something very important that keeps slipping from their grasp.... I've watched some of those movies though, they include

Inception
Shutter island
Black swan
Eraser head
Pi
The fountain
Vanilla sky
Predestination
Primer.

Really need more suggestions...

I've been showing my natural hair since birth! Never made FP tho

Dying light
The evil within
Day light
Silent hill home coming
Metro last light
Dead space 2

Igbo's be representing since creation!

irunooboo:
My boobs are bigger and sexier. Seeing it will make you cum twice in few minutes

There's more to life than boobs

Me wey be adult no even grab sef....

Ive been experiencing sleep paralysis since childhood, its a terrifying experience, I feel like am been held down.... Sleep paralysis is the terrifying feeling of being held down after just waking up or going to sleep. You can’t move or scream, and sometimes this paralysis is accompanied with the certainty that someone –or something — is in the room.

Quite simply, sleep paralysis is one of the most horrifying experiences in life, because i feel awake but can’t wake up!

I want to know if this is natural or spiritual?

So he/she can get him/herself pregnant?

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.
2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.
3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.
4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.
5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.
6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.
7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war
8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.
9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).
10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.
11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.
12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.
13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.
14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.
15. Jollof rice, chicken breast, serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s
16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)
17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.
18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister
19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.
20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.
21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.
22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.
23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.
24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.
25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.
26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.
27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.
28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.
29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.
30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.
31. George

66Kazna99:
Stop am wetin she do you na?

Her ass flat pass one bedroom...diq??

Mehn i know the feeling...

I'd prefer a baby mama over a wife ni... Women wahala too much

..god mind state/ I applaud the hate/ body and soul shall become 1 that's fate/ ancient wisdom transmitted to u via SLATE! Wait shud I rewind back to the days when we was primate/ When a niqqer popped into your biz and you're like why PRY MATE? .... Fck revolvers all we did was RoCk Stones ! Underneath a cave that's your BLOCK HOME!

No Lamborghini tame a horse u gat ya sef a RIDE/ u ain't gon worry bout no thugs, u see a dinosaur niqqer u HIDE!... Taking your mind thru Time! Every sentence equal a hundred years passed BY! ....

"Awww" niqqers thought the earth was FLAT like DI'JAS ASS! Funny enough we think we've conquered the PLANET...forgetting there's a creator who actually PLANNED EARTH! We depleting the ozones, they are like BLANKET... Now we leaving everything a BLANK EARTH! Y'all wondering whr my mind WENT? Yeah somwhr along the Himalayas with my wife BETH! This dude will leave ya mind BENT! Capes off trynna save the world like CLARK KENT/
Let the lyrics "sink in" TITANIC/ Thunderous lines will make u quiver and PaniC/ Cuz your neighbor chills at home on Sunday he's SATANIC?
The world ain't no court room why make ya sef judge! ....

This ain't your regularly smash - and - bash line/ This lyrics gon make u think how the government tell you its ALL FINE/ When dollar inclines/ IMA Beast of WAR/ slayed a kraken , fought along side THOR! We conquered MODOR! Ya bitch ain't oliver buh she ask for MORE!!!!

tysonnn:
Been a while

I open call out

I accept bro

DeCleff:
We quote the Bible so that u will be more informed. Although Olumba Olumba Obu does not need to study the Bible because He authored it

You crazy son of a .........
There is only one true God.... The rest nah Jara... I hope you see the light very soon.. Before it's too late

[b][/b]THE LORD ANSWERED JOB

Since all y'all atheist are denying Gods existence, can any of yhu answer the following questions...

38 Then out of the storm the Lord spoke to Job.



2 Who are you to question my wisdom
with your ignorant, empty words?
3 Now stand up straight
and answer the questions I ask you.
4 Were you there when I made the world?
If you know so much, tell me about it.
5 Who decided how large it would be?
Who stretched the measuring line over it?
Do you know all the answers?
6 What holds up the pillars that support the earth?
Who laid the cornerstone of the world?
7 In the dawn of that day the stars sang together,
and the heavenly beings shouted for joy.

8 Who closed the gates to hold back the sea
when it burst from the womb of the earth?
9 It was I who covered the sea with clouds
and wrapped it in darkness.
10 I marked a boundary for the sea
and kept it behind bolted gates.
11 I told it, “So far and no farther!
Here your powerful waves must stop.”
12 Job, have you ever in all your life
commanded a day to dawn?
13 Have you ordered the dawn to seize the earth
and shake the wicked from their hiding places?
14 Daylight makes the hills and valleys stand out
like the folds of a garment,
clear as the imprint of a seal on clay.
15 The light of day is too bright for the wicked
and restrains them from doing violence.

16 Have you been to the springs in the depths of the sea?
Have you walked on the floor of the ocean?
17 Has anyone ever shown you the gates
that guard the dark world of the dead?
18 Have you any idea how big the world is?
Answer me if you know.

19 Do you know where the light comes from
or what the source of darkness is?
20 Can you show them how far to go,
or send them back again?
21 I am sure you can, because you're so old
and were there when the world was made!


GOD REIGN IS SUPREME!

Olumba no dey even show for Google search!

Make something no loss for moon o...
And make dem no send igbo guy go there....safety first

[quote author=ThunderStorm post=42349589]Bars!!!

We stay true to the beat, but lie to the game/
I get on everyone's nerves, just fight through the vein/
My name; Thunderstorm , the mighty wizard/ giving you the rhyming fever/
I'll hit you with lightening bolts, to keep you at a 'striking distance'!/

my mind delivers/ the best verse/ in no time/
but I believe in, head first, before a nose dive/
live a cold life/ and damage a beat/ like a ravaging beast/
smashing speakers
and head phones, in the war between man and machine/
I'll take a stab at the schemes/ with rhymes n its nuisance/
but I'm at the brim of insanity. . .trynna live life to its fullest/

my mind n its music/ are too inclined/
I cut my coat to my size/ and hope it suits me right/
what's the truth behind/ this rhymer's fire/ that you might admire/
well, call his name/ and he'll put off your flames/ like a fire fighter/
as trouble awakes/ what more is at stake?/
unintentionally slash wrists on purpose, and term it an honest mistake/
I'm freaking spectacular/ break links with your scapula/ when under shrooms/
and play music with your clavicle, just to produce 'caller' tunes!/

We on the desperate hunt/ for the fame n buck/
born without a silver spoon, with a plate of dust/
i'm not here to clam im god/ not here to annihilate no thug/
just wanna get down to earth . . .and raise no dust/
The spot light is just a race we lost/ we shadow chasing off, a faceless spot/
you try to rule with an iron fist, only realise , you were made to rust/
how could you relate to us/ this was the artform we were raised upon/
take my word..
we on the road to riches . . . but too broke to pay the cause/
whats fame when you cant feel safe no more/ whats skills when you cant even make a verse/
whats talent when, to get signed, you gotta become covalent with an artiste, and create a bond!/
the spotlight is on, but the rays are gone/ the title is here, but your trigger finger cant take the shots/
and when the price is right, would you be able to raise the funds?/
They say real recognise real, but im starting to feel strange to yall/
yall back on your drawing board, trynna paint me off/
In reality, there's no finishing line, from where the spotlight race begone/
so lets call it a night. . . till the break of dawn!!/[/quote

thats some deep lyricism... You've gotta voice this meh!... With some deep instrumental

Freestyle......

No one gives shit bout thiz niqqer we've gat bigger issues at Hand WHITLOW/ fcking Racist, he's not Pinocchio buh each time he lies his "kneel grows"/ NEGROES / I slit the throat of fat HoeS/ i don't give a shit if you're the offspring of Claire Bennet and Clark Kent you'll Never be a Hero/ can't yhu see am your fcking mist how can yhu make hay while the SunshInE/ I scorch Minds/ you'd never win this race TEMPLE RUN/ I slay beast and goblins am the SEVENTH SON/ toss this bastard of a fcking cliff now yhu know the Depth of my WICKEDNESS/


fcking gay ass rapper, he's the type of niqqer that smiles when he sees the sign "MEN AT WORK/ y'all berra CHANGE YA LOCKS/ he'd sneak into a male hostel to RAPEE AND FCK/ in this game of THRONES/ I'd break ya BONES/ mudafcker yhu know nothing like JOHN SNOW/ yhu jez roll along wid ya fellow whaCks DUNLOP/ heheheheh I know you're a LANNISTER the typa niqqer that Bangs his SISTER/ while peeping from the window no VISTA/ I spit acid to make ya skin BLISTER/pussy ass nigger bearing the title MISTER/ yhu sealed ya fate when yhu Decided to DancE with this DRAGON/ I'd never drag on a battle like ERAGON/ clumsy bastard!

The walk... Fcking tensed movie