₦airaland Forum

My left kidney gotta go for this mehn

Closing down a school a virus that doesn't exist in this country...
* Demolishing a hotel for a scamdemic..
Gtfoh

The recent events in America have proven beyond a shadow of doubt that this Covid-19 narrative is faulty... #OpenEverywhere joor

Why deny your husband sex, if he doesn't get it from you, where do you expect him to get it from

blogger10:
I'm a designer too, mind telling me how you trade your designs online?

Fivver, I source for clients on FB, Twitter, Instagram, even nairaland.. I focus mainly on ebook cover designs, flyers and logos

Gradually everything is getting revealed... Fcking scammers

hstar:
Ok sir, I've heard you. And I'm not a kind of person like that, but these politicians take us for granted and turn us to animals they can do anything they like with, brother, I'm in tears as I'm typing this.

I'm this type of person that doesn't demand or ask something from someone, I will rather give pple in lieu of demanding.

Now some parents that I would rather greet, our conversation doesn't pass 'hello' and 'hi', I later appeal to them for help, ha, bros I feel humiliated, because it suits me best to give than to demand, one gave me #1000 and the other one assisted me with 2k.

I was so down to earth and kept thanking you them like I never see money before
Now, house bill, toilet bill, NEPA bill and unforeseen bills are there. I was so scared when they came for some bills last month, I had to resort to begging, I've been looking for job sometime now, even if it is car wash job or casual job, I no see, I had to go to pple I don't know on the street for any available job, if you see the way these pple they take look person ehn, I was really ashamed.

Last week I reach out to some parents I do talk to if I can come teach their children, but they were like; 'we ourselves they manage, as we no get money o'

My question now is, is being a Nigerian a sin? What did we do to deserve this callous and inhumane politicians

Bro I feel your pain jare...am currently in the same shoes.. no salary for 3 months now, thingse hasn't been easy at all.. I just thank God, cause I've been seeing small cash from my online graphics desiging job, I design e book covers and flyers..that's how I've been surviving during this period of lockdown..
Fake Scamdemic disease, just keep people for house for no fcking reason

Not even one pic, with a patient
..wtf.... Nah themselves them dey decieve

Private school teachers are dying

amrichy:
Yes, students should be kept at home for as long as it takes for the coast to be sufficiently clear or till such a time when we are able to put in place measures that will guarantee their safety in school (putting all necessary factors into consideration). You simply need to realize the simple truth that safety(life) is far more essential than education.
I disagree with you that education is as important as food. It's no rocket science to know that while you can do without education for years (without any real consequence), you can only do without food for a few days. What has happened to the students because they've not been going to school for the past two months to learn ABC or 123 or even calculus?
In war, you think of safety first before any other thing. So the way forward is to first find a cure or vaccine for the virus.

SMH! This virus is a fcking scam..even a blind man can see it's a big scam in this country..
Why keep children at home, when other sectors of the economy are fully operational..
How do you expect private school teachers to survive? I have a friend who is a private school teacher..he's barley surviving

With the 4000 cases in Lagos, yet no one knows anybody that contracted the virus

9/10

Graduated 2015 , studied Geography and environmental management. I didn't really encounter any difficulty with any course.. except
Geomorphology..still scaled through.

My school still pays up till.. God bless my proprietress...

Contact me for your ebook cover, flyer design

True

JimCrane30:
I don't believe these daily updates anymore. Since the lockdown was relaxed by the president, cases have been on astronomical increase, each day surpassing the record of the previous, with increase death rate.

I can confidently guess NCDC is sponsored by politicians to play politics on these figures.

Nigeria government cannot be trusted for anything. God help us.

Weather you believe or not, it still doesn't change anything Italy has been on lock down for months and still got over a thousand case yesterday

Ochuksbaba:
Kai see better sacrifice wen lie down for alter de wait for the nearest god to come consume

U better run matter on time o,,try lie down close to her ,handle her shoulders ,if she respond well chop her no show mercy
Cos if u dull or u no chop her well,she go use am yab ur sister the day the 2 of them quarrel

I go run am this night... Highest she go para

XullySwt:
Dey should go out dr and look 4 dem, Am damn tired of kano
Wanna flee!!!

Bby come let's elope together.. I'd take you round the world, from the Effie tower, to the hanging gardens of Babylon. From the great pyramids to the Victoria water falls

But seriously why do most people go into hiding at soon as they discover their status ni..
It's not a fcking death sentence, fcking morons


The way this my sister friend they sleep eh.. Make I just control myself

Who else can relate to this picture.. When washing dishes

She should reserve one for me o, let me complete my masters first

We've all had series of dreams over the course of our existence in this planet, I've had series of dreams, but I don't think any one has ever happened yet... A girl even gave me her number in a dream, I tried calling the number when I woke up, it wasn't available.. Till date..
So have you ever had any dream that actually came to pass

eddieguru:
you don do test?

I go run am tomorrow morning

But all these girls Wey dey carry this infection, e no dey worry Dem for body?

eddieguru:
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother

Guy nah weytin I dey suffer now o, had sex with this girl a day before yesterday, Omo since then each time I urinate, it doesn't hurt tho, when I urinate, but hurts after urinating, the pain is non stop, I don buy tablets tire, still no changes

cynhamscakes:
...

... and thinking of all the things he couldn't achieve.
... Inside life

Chai the picture breaks my heart

Explorers:
An elderly man looks up at the sky as an Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) wheels him during the ongoing outbreak of the coronavirus disease (COVID-19) in Brooklyn, New York, April 17, 2020.

What a heartbreaking picture to behold, probably reminiscing his moments when he was younger, probably thinking about so many moments flashing before his eyes..