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Naturehibrid:
They killed my brother izu leaving his wife n children hopeless. God will revenge 4 me. These same aluu have take aladin n my sch daughter gina.

GOD WILL AVENGE FOR YOU BRO

I stay in aluu.. this info is incorrect... 10 persons where killed... 4from aluu while the other 6 isiokpo

[b][/b]I'LL JUST CHILL AND WATCH THE WORLD SPIN ON A BROKEN AXIS

Some pics shaaaa

HOLD THE GODDAM DOOR BITCH

ike42face:
I want to f***k

Lol that wan go pain die

Cutehector:
You fyn for picture

Lwkmd

Imagine Trynna doing some random shit... On a first date by ruining it with just four words... Mine will be

- DID YOU JUST FART

agesron:
Rest in peace handsome. Am new here please, greetings to u all.

You're welcome... No will turn U to a Councellor... Doctor, pastor by force

1. Maintain your information boundaries. Even though your long-term goal may be to establish a “we,” you must remember you are still an “I.” On the first date, you don’t want to be an “open book.” Save your personal information for later when the foundations of trust and intimacy have been established... for girls don't be like "I had just 4 abortions"

2. Create a balance between the two “I’s. Your “I” is aiming for a peek into your date’s “I” to determine the possibility of a second date. Listen to your date and show interest. Likewise, bring yourself honestly to the table by sharing what you want your date to know about you. You shouldn’t wait passively for your date to run the show. Regardless of who initiated the meet, take control by asking questions that will give you insight into their character. However, it is important to be mindful that your inquiries could prompt your date to ask the same of you, so try not to ask a question you wouldn’t be willing to answer in return.

3. Before your date, do a little soul searching. Be honest about what kind of a partner you are looking for and what kind of partner you can be.

4. Be authentic and real. You are asking (and anticipating) honesty and some level of transparency from your date, to which you should offer the same. This does not, however, mean you must share your darkest secrets. " Dangote works under my dad... my mum makes cakes for the president... my sister is a back up Singer for beyonce... my brother is a pilot

5. Be calm, not overly emotional or dramatic. While it’s healthy to emote, over-dramatization can be viewed as a turn-off. More often than not, keeping yourself relaxed will put your date at ease as well and open the door for a more open and honest discussion.... "I wanna feel your soft palm..Nah bread?? First time date!

6. Reveal your strengths, not your weaknesses. People want to see what’s good about a potential partner, so make sure you do yourself justice. It’s okay to sell your positives, so long as you don’t seem boastful. " I can't stand the sight of a cockroach"... 9ja girl..smh

7. Be polite and considerate. Nothing kills a date faster than rudeness. Remember, if you’re expecting your date to conduct themselves in a certain manner, you should exhibit that same behavior in return... "common pass me the saviet "

Now let’s look at things you should definitely not reveal at first meetings.

1. Do not talk about your ex(es). It is best not to resurrect the wrongs of your past relationships because you can inadvertently reflect light on possible previous mistakes. Besides, you are looking to move forward, not back. "Chai my ex normally carries me on his back and spins me" wtf!


2. Don’t mention your finances. You want your date to get to know your personality, beliefs and values, and in turn, find attractiveness in them, not your income earning potential. "Do you know how much this my watch cost"

3. Stay away from boasting about your children, if you have them. If the relationship moves forward, your date will be given the opportunity to meet your children and form his/her own views. "My daughter won Cowbell mathematics competition "

4. Do not discuss sexual practices or experiences with past loves. A first date is not the appropriate time to discuss these topics. This is something that should be broached as the relationship progresses and you find yourself ready to be intimate. " I love hitting from it from behind "

5. Don’t talk about how miserable and lonely you are. That is a huge turn-off and should be kept between you and your therapist or trusted friend. You also run the risk of appearing “desperate” or “looking for a relationship for the wrong reasons.”

6. Discussing health issues and physical ailments are a no-no. That will land you in the “problem child” category. Everyone has issues of their own to handle, and a first date is not the place to air them. "I broke my ass bone when I was a kid"

7. Avoid the following topics: special diets and arrest records. Need I say more?for guys you're not scofield

In Summary:

Do: Take charge of your first date by presenting yourself as a desirable person. Share what is good and positive about you and your life and be open to learning all you can about your date.

Don’t: Do not attend a first date as a “victim”… of a bad marriage, a painful childhood, financial problems or ill health.

xavier0327:
Someone commented on this thread and called him "cartel" also identified himself as "zero".... DEFINITELY CULTISM!!!

SURE ABOUT THIS?

5 YEARS AGO I DID A ONE YEAR PROGRAMME, I APPLIED FOR GEOLOGY, WHEN THE RESULT WAS RELEASED.. I DID EXCELLENTLY WELL...ONLY TO SEE MY NAME UNDER GEOGRAPHY AND ENVIRONMENTAL MGT SC! I WAS SO BITTERD.. BUH I JUST TOOK.. RIGHT NOW AM VERY HAPPY FOR NOT DEFFERRING THE ADMISSION! WILL BE GOING FOR SERVICE HOPEFULLY BY NOV!... JUST ACCEPT. WHAT YOU HAVE IN GOOD FAITH... THERE'S A REASON FOR EVERYTHING

- Do not use a toothpick in public without covering your mouth with your hand.

-Do not use your own chopsticks or spoon to dish shared dishes (which is customary) when eating with a group, use the serving spoon to dish into your bowl or plate to eat instead.

-Do not open a present in front of the giver, which is not polite.

-Do not leave your chopsticks sticking up in the left-over rice at the bottom of your bowl after eating a meal.

-Do not stick your chopsticks upright in the rice bowl before or after eating a meal. Instead, lay them on your dish. Doing it in a restaurant or a private home would be a terrible curse on the proprietor, as sticking chopsticks in the rice bowl looks like the shrine with two sticks of incense stuck upright in it, which is equivalent to wishing death upon person at the table.

-Do not tap on your bowl with chopsticks, as the beggars tap on their bowls, which is impolite and insulting.

-Do not give a gift like the Clocks (giving a watch is okay), straw sandals, a stork or crane, handkerchiefs and anything white, blue or black, which are associated with death or cause for crying, and are perceived to bring people bad fortune.

Do not lose your temper, as to lose one’s temper is an absolute loss of face.

Do not point the bottoms of your feet to any person when sitting. Try to sit cross-legged or tuck your legs underneath you.

Do not touch someone unless you absolutely have to. Chinese people do not enjoy being touched by strangers, which is the direct opposite to Western society.

Do not biting your nails or putting your hands in your mouth as it is considered to be vulgar in Chinese culture.

Do not behave in a carefree manner in public. Embracing or kissing when greeting or saying good-bye is highly unusual.

Do not write cards or letters with red ink or ball pen, as it symbolizes the end of a relationship.

Do not forget to take off your shoes when entering any home in China, unless are told not to.

This terrible incident happened on Sunday around rukpokwu area, at about 4:30pm... was sitting outside my house, when I saw a veichle on a very deadly speed heading towards a shop, the driver quickly jumped out of the speeding veichle.... the car headed straight to a hairdresser's shop... everything happened in a flash... miraculously the baby and the mother were saved... Not even a scratch!!! I was left in shock...

"Sits in water " this wan Nah F9 for English..




When mami water enter her,.....she go run go Shiloh

As for we proud geographers...

- elementary surveying

- geographic information system

- advance cartography

- Metrology

- Climatology

- Germophology

- Hydrology

- Biodiversity....
Blah blah...

(CNN)EgyptAir Flight 804 heading from Paris to Cairo disappeared from radar with 66 people on board, an airline official said Thursday.

The plane was flying at 37,000 feet when it disappeared shortly after entering Egyptian airspace, the airline tweeted.
The Egyptian navy is conducting search and rescue operations in the area.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/18/middleeast/egyptair-flight-disappears/

This strike is not gonna cause a big bang! Y'all shud take a chill pill..

15. Jollof rice no spoon... Damn!!

TM

Berlyn:
have anyone come across lalasticlala in person?



is he cute? humble? nd above all is he Rich





coz i think









i gat crush on him already
okbye!!

And I gat a crush on u!
Which kyn wahala be this

[b][/b]HEADMISTRESS

Some topics i jez don't grab!
Where's the bedroom?

Nah davido twin

Theres no shame in that... I also bought ps3 pad last week

Titilayooni:
You can get her a nice necklace or a set of jewellery with a beautiful card that has sweet words in it.

Thank you... you're such a darling

Endy10:
Predictable? I don't think so. The show has been filled with suspense and unforseen plots. Only the book readers knew what would happen, and that was till season 5. Ask anyone of them now and I'm sure they would give u the 'I don't know' look. If you think its predictable, why not tell us what would happen in the next episode. I'm not even asking for the whole season, just the next episode...please, O three eyed raven

Don't tell me u didn't know john snow wasn't gonna jez die like that

My gf nearly slapped me cause I forgot her bday

queenoflafia:
By her motto na

with how much salary?

This series is becoming predictable..

Drefan2:
Follow thy heart.

Thy heart is confused bro