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Any hope for primary school resuming on Monday?

We dated and got married, though I had to quit the job

fati2001:
congrats.

Could be us

Flash83:
Nonsense question

How is this a nonsense question?

kelly1980:
Please is there anybody who invested in Eliozu branch that hasn't received their ROI? PLS

I invested in eliozu branch, haven't received mine... Due date 30th of last month...
360k no be small money o

Tinax:

It's indeed heartbreaking to behold

weyreypey:
The sensible part

Am not trying to doubt that there was a massacre, but watch this video very well .. at 0:09 you can see Sparks from the gun yet not sound.. I don't understand how that's possible

Damn

We need a leader that can say this sincerely from his heart
"I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - weather Igbo, Yoruba or an Hausa Man. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way"

Y'all do realize the moon landing is fake...

1- The Moon landings were filmed in a TV studio.
2. The waving flag on the moon is another evidence to prove that the moon landing is fake, the flag is blowing in the wind, and there’s no wind on the Moon. The wind is clearly from a cooling fan inside the studio. Or it was filmed in the desert.
3. Why can't they plan another expedition to the moon again?
4. NASA claimed to have destroyed all footages relating to the moon landing

jossy1luv:
I am always fascinated about the story of the titanics

Me too...

The number of cases have increased today. It is in the light of this that I will urge the FG to impose a forceful and aggressive lockdown for 8 weeks.

Nigerians are already used to the lockdown so there is nothing to lose here.

Together we will defeat this virus.

Insha Allah.

ceejeck:
The recent happenings just tells us how disunited we are in this country.

South values Education that why they announced resumption first

East values Business that why they were after markets opening more than schools opening

North value politics more than anything in this life and that why they can sit at home forever without wanting school to open.


Please how can we walk as one NIGERIA??

You're absolutely right

Good move

HitlerGaddafi:
Did this happen for real? Lol
Omo no be small shame for don catch am mehn.

I swear bro. E happen right before my eyes, after then she kon dey jovial with everybody for the bus, as we dey journey dey go, each time I look her face I go just burst laugh.

HitlerGaddafi:
What later happened to the girl and weytin she do

Lucky for her, she been carry clothes for her traveling bag, she beg bottle water from one guy for the bus, she kon enter bush, clean her sef properly kon change trouser. She condemn the other one inside the Bush.

Was traveling from plateau State to Port Harcourt, 2017.. after a successful nysc redployment, on my way back, our bus broke down, I think GIGM .. we had to stop somewhere in benue State, luckily enough the bus broke down close to a filling station, we had to sleep there. Met one fine corper in the bus , she sat close to me.. we later came down from the bus and decided to stroll a bit, before going back to where the bus was parked. One thing led to another, we started holding hands and walking in a town we've never been to, we talked about so many things, dreams, aspirations, the Future, she was actually cool, one of the most intelligent girls I've ever met, one thing led to another, we started kissing so passionately as if we've known each other forever, she removed my trousers and went down on her knees, after which I genltly placed her against a tree and ...... y'all know the rest...
She was actually engaged when this happened
One of the weirdest moments of my life

One funny experience I wouldn't forget too, was traveling from Port Harcourt to Lagos, boreded the bus with one fine figure 8 babe, she sat next to me close to the window, I tried starting up a conversation she just ignored, 3 hours after the journey she became so restless, switching from side to side, before I knew what was happening I started perceiving a fowl smell, it became unbearable for everyone in the bus, the driver had to stop, mad we were asked to come down, omo as the girl just stand up eh, she don defecate for her body, naso I burst laugh.. her white trouser don turn yellow..

folake4u:
Lol, good for you.

So I went through vyiur diary, color me saffron, I think you did an amazing job

The level of insecurity in this country is something else o.

folake4u:
Hmm, it is well. All these scares one from entering a relationship or marriage cos everyone is "wilding" these days.

Except me

2020 keeps getting bad.

Wrong target

He was chosen for the task