₦airaland Forum

Tolu121:
You guys should stop posting games here
Punting no be una calling

haleymoon:
Betting these days with #100 is like trying and throwing stone on elephant with the expectation that it will kill it. 4 ur mind, always everytime na CHAI! CHAI! remain small make the elephant fall. But if u use that stone on ant, U might kill it. Only the wise shall understand.

Kylekent59:
but when ticket enter you say "YES!!!!!"

Stevenjjc:
Pls now
Haaa see how bet9ja turn me to beggar on nairaland anyway all is well

IBINDTOMYSELF:
I'll sort the first 5 people out ASAP. Plus COZA my guy...

Tolu121:
your game go cast

IBINDTOMYSELF:
Roma over 8.5 corners made me lose 2.1 million
Jesus

MrHistorian:
This won't/can't make front-page. Trust me.

Boringdraw1:
Women are generally wicked, selfish, self-centered, greedy and wicked

stupidity:
I’m so sad with tears in my eyes right now. This world is really a wicked place.

I wish trumpet will really blow so we all can line up and face judgement



I was on my way to Cotonou today and boarded this bus. We were just two men inside the bus, while the rest were young ladies and older women of different sizes and shape. Journey was sweet coz I was on “gist repeat”. Keeping everyone entertained.


Mid journey I heard this young lady on phone with someone that happens to be her mom, she was speaking her dialect(I happen to hear what she was saying coz I’m from her region)

I’m not sure if her senses didn’t go on the journey with her or if she was just plain stupid and dumb. Here goes her conversation with the said person (her mom)


(In my dialect) “mummy, he no longer listens to me when I tell him what to do, it seems it’s no longer working” .


(She paused for some minutes and continued)

“Im on my way to Cotonou to buy goods, when I come I want us to go meet owanlen”

Owanlen means ‘an aged person, in this case, a babalawo’


I turned and looked at her in disgust (she was at the back sit) she knew I was understanding her language and she quickly hung up the phone.



We later got down to get food and water, she came to me and tried striking a convo. SMH. I swerved her. Even if I follow up with her, she can’t do me nada!!! I go too use her sef.


Whoever that brother is, not sure how strong you are but I pity you.



Y’all come celebrate with me, after years of hard labor, I just got my dream car.

OP is that all?

You want trumpet to sound but you go buy car

AMI3:
Then what do mean by that statement. if u call the people of Akwa Ibom stupid are u not insulting the entire sensibility of the entire Akwa Ibomites?

NewDelhi:
Lol... No loses.. that's just one of many tickets. Dinamo Zagreb under 4.5 goals will deliver me 75k

AMI3:
u are pathetic. Shame on u.

EmptyCoconutHead:
I tire oh. and now wey dem Don already score naija, Dem go don get excuse say them play for midnight and their players were feeling sleepy in the field