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spixytinxy:
happy birthday wittyemi

Thank you madam Spixytinxy, hope your shop is fully loaded?

Fraiser:
happy birthday to my padi of eternity wittyemi, may God bless ur new age. Hope say u don make arrangy for spixytinxy shop

The number one free spirited personality in GC. Boss of life I m grateful. All way leads to madam Spixytinxy's home of liquor,bring person wey go back you go house incase u start to use head waka ooo; Ale yi ma badt gan...

boboLIL:
happy birthday oga... Wish you the best

Thanks Boss,the man GC missed the most. I am grateful

Abbeyunique2:
asante sana (swahili)

Really!!! Abeg help me check the others if them correct n also tell me their origins too,thanks a bunch for the correction; me just spelt as pronounced ni ooo..Gbayi baba

iambibi:
Wittyemi happy birthday to u... As u celebrate dis day may d gud Lord make u bigger,... May his blessings, guddness and mercies locate u, and may his presence always be with u now and for ever more... Amen!! Hav a blast dear!!! Oya cut dah ur cake and gimme ma share...

Amen and Amen, Thanks Buddy, ya'all just making me feel so special, I m grateful. Not so fast dear,i ll cut that cake when I get the replica of that R.L Polo,dont worry I ll cut another cake for ya...winks...

iambibi:
Wittyemi happy birthday to u... As u celebrate dis day may d gud Lord make u bigger,... May his blessings, guddness and mercies locate u, and may his presence always be with u now and for ever more... Amen!! Hav a blast dear!!! Oya cut dah ur cake and gimme ma share...

Amen and Amen, thanks buddy, ya'all just making me feel extremely special...Not so fast,i ll cut the cake when I get a replica of that RL polo,i ll cut another one for you just hold on...

Kbs468:
Wittyemi, What more can I say as Every Good wishes for you have been covered in the thoughts and expressions of our amiable and amazing Citizens from my discovery of how they have all uncovered them here in their various posts.

And I'm officially echoing them to you again by this post.

Meanwhile, your day is ushering in the below as the message seeks to relay

Thank you so much my witty orator,i appreciate it. Thanks for the selfless service you are rendering to us all @ GC. You did great *In Will Smith's voice*.

prindu:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS...I WISH ALL D BEST! LIVE LONG!!!

Thank you Boss, I see you.

SC31:
Happy birthday wittyemi,success all the way

Thanks pearl,i m honoured..

LogoDWhiz:
Happy Birthday Wittyemi..llnp


Welcome bwck bobolil

Thank you presido LogoDWhiz, my heart gladdens.Asantesanda *in Tu Baba's voice*.

Qutyjoice:
Happy bon day WittYemi. LLNP

Thanks to GC's current best wifey a.k.a QUTYJOICE. Ciabonga *in Tu Baba's voice*.

hardie14:
happy birthday wittyemi. llnp.
cheers.

Expensive person wife I m grateful. Manassè *in Tu Baba's voice* .

Abbeyunique2:
Special birthday shout out to my nigga, oga patrick of our time. wittyemi. may God bless your new age.

Gracias paddi to sure. I appreciate it *in Tu baba's voice*.

Fraih:

[size=16pt]SURPRISE!!!!!! [/size]

Happy Birthday my personal Person, Wittyemi.
Enjoy a New year of Grace!!!
Thats your cake!!! Have Fun sweedie.

And she found out, she is just amazing...twale to you my dear. The only way I can say thank you is to say THANK YOU FRAIH

Rukkyola:
DJ i was enjoining d music na.why u com stop just lyk dat?
Verse 2
hw many times do i hav to tel u?
Even wen u crying u ar beautiful 2.
the world is beatin u down am around thru evry mood,
u ar my downfall,u ar my muse,my worse distraction my rythm and blues.
i can't stop singing,it's ringing in my head 4 u.
my head is under water but am breathing fyn,
u ar crazy and am out of my mind.
cos all ov me loves all ov u.
love ur curves and al ur edges,all ur perfect imperfections.
Give ur all 2 me,i give my al 2 u......
Abeg i don tire

wow! So Rukkyola too listens to R & B,hmmmmm,i think say na only akpala,juju and fuji you dey use chill oo.

But you should have totally given your heart to the song nau,u just dey sing am like say the crowd is laughing at you; see as you just write the lyrics like an abstract...hehehe, 'Off I go' on your case ooo,i no want make person bite me.

Welcome back Bobolil, oya take this sure games so u won't have to forecast again tonight; Typing......

Hurray!!!! Up Chelshit,no sorry I mean to type cHeLsEa..Home and away,na wa oo,d bridge at Stamford yaff cracking oo,kindly call for experience engineers ..Abeg make I go join my boys for our new camp at Barcelona jare...

spixytinxy:
iro nla

Haba, him salary wey ur shop don chop as a result of his regular big stouting and pepper souping never do you ni? You want him to breakup with his cupid so he'll spend both his gratuity and pension in ur shop abi? Pls help a customer to be responsible .

iambibi:
u still dey here dey discus politics wen fire dey catch for ur frnd house.... shebi u said jubreal is a nice guy.... Oya com show me where d niceness hide o, because as far as am concern, *shaking head* he is not half way close to nice oo

He is a good guy ooo,maybe both of you are yet to be fully bathed in the aqua of marital consciousness because I see both of u everywhere (separately) as tho u r still single when u r supposed to be spending quality time 2geda to make up for the lacuna of not properly courting. You both rushed into getting married,it was like a flash to me; but don't worry,he ll come round...Patience and tolerance is what you both need.

iamdynamite:
no,I voted for Bihar because of his antecedent,before he became president at all I heard so much about him from my grandma and I also did my research on him,then I concluded that this is the kind of leader we need in this country.am so certain islamizing Nigeria is not in his ambition.he didn't do it while he was a military ruler why will he do it now when the executive can't make a decision single handedly without the legislator.guy pls think.

@ Bolded, was that really necessary? Anyways, I rest my case.

iamdynamite:
no,I voted for Bihar because of his antecedent,before he became president at all I heard so much about him from my grandma and I also did my research on him,then I concluded that this is the kind of leader we need in this country.am so certain islamizing Nigeria is not in his ambition.he didn't do it while he was a military ruler why will he do it now when the executive can't make a decision single handedly without the legislator.guy pls think.

@ Bolded, was that really necessary? Anyways,i rest my case.

Martinez1845:
Vexing....
Ahn ahn y wud sumppl be making odas feel distalented.
Praying....
Lord if my talent na drawing abi painting tell me make I pursue am.
This piece is astonishing.

A mind blowing painting by Oresegun Olumide that just might beat the Monalisa painting...Abeg Baba God answer my call oooo..

iamdynamite:
he didnt join because he wants to islamize nigeria,that is far from it,he joined because he wants boko haram to be a thing of the past,do you know how many christains and muslims alike those bastards have killed,pls we christains should do our research well before saying things that could throw the nation into turmoil.i voted and campaigned for buhari despite our religious differences and up till now am not disappointed i did.

You voted for Buhari not because you genuinely wanted him,you just wanted a change in government not even minding the kind of change they are bringing; (I voted for Buhari too). Do you expect him(PMB) to tell you the reason he joined was to islamize Nigeria? Well let's not drag the matter any further. God Bless Nigeria fa...Ilu wa Koni baje ooo

Wait a min,Please what do you guys (committee members) mean by "WIND UP OF THE YEAR", Make I know if na the same thing with my reasoning. Thanks

Cc
LogoDWhiz
Fraih
Kbs468

Iamdynamite

I also read the general law too,but I found the content of the bill more explicit and straight to the point that was why I shared it.

2ndly,i m not the writer but I shared in the writer's reasoning..You shouldn't just conclude I'm being sentimental,Your president was being sentimental when he decided to drag Nigeria and all Nigerians into joining the Islamic coalition all in the guise of fighting terrorism. That's being really sentimental.

Abbeyunique2:
The write up and the writer.
to futher my point, Assuming you are in America, can you stand up and preach envangelism at timesquare with the aid of amplifier? did u ever see prelate of church of England preaching envagelism in popular market of london?
can you stand at a market in vatican city with amplifier to preach gospel?
did u know that there is something called noise pollution?
did u knw that there is something called land use policy?
***
in the law that was passed, there is a clause which enables churches and mosque to seek approval before going on any crusade. imagine being in a public transit after 15hrs in office and the next thing you hear is "ihinrere jesu kristi ni mo muwa fun yin"? how would u feel?
Nigeria places too much emphases on religion and the surest way to be rich nowadays is to be a pastor or an alfa.

my full name is Kayode Gabriel Abiodun

Hmmmm,nice one.
First of all,i m not the writer of that article,i read it online and I decided to share it here.

2ndly, you have just addressed one issue from the above post which is,Which is the issue of NOISE POLLUTION and I m in total support of that. Even the former governor of Lagos state was against the use of external speakers in church buildings,unnecessary usage of car and motorcycle horns; atleast that is reasonable enough,but why going to the extreme in KD.

If you ask me,i think the issue of a preacher obtaining a renewable official licence b4 preaching, is totally a way of dictating the pace of Christian growth because we all know Muslims hardly do crusades.
Why should a preacher or pastor of a church apply for a license to visit his own church branch in Kaduna, is kaduna now America that requires visa?

Why should I be arrested for listening to the preaching of my own pastor or any religious music even in my own car? Isn't that insane?

They said "all preaching must be done in a building", isn't that telling you indirectly that there should be no form of evangelism whether or not you are using a public addressing system? because they know Muslims don't do evangelism. Mind you,I can preach in the popular market of London as long as I am not causing any noise pollution,its called 'one-on-one' evangelism

These are the few bill contents I m not feeling too well.

You should ask yourself,why did PMB agree to join the Islamic coalition formed by the king of Saudi Arabia in order to fight terrorism in [b]predominantly Islamic countries[/b]of the world; meaning, the our dear president has assumed that Muslims are more than Christians in naija. My question is,why would he (PMB) have such mentality at all? Why didn't he listen to the advice of the NCEF to stay neutral on international contentious issues?

Well my brother,i am a sold out Christian,i am not part of the general Christians that accepts little from every religion and end up supporting 'One World Order'..

Also,i am not against any religion, I am only saying what's not fair on my faith compared to another..Thanks

Abbeyunique2:
seriously? did u write that? i'm dissapointed. do u think that what Nigeria needed now is religion fanatism? elrufai deputy and vice president are christian. kaduna state has highest num of christian in northeast.
i'm dissapointed again

Sorry bro,don't get you clearly;who are you disappointed in?

ALL GC MEMBERS, PLEASE KINDLY READ THIS..

In line with the Islamisation agenda of President Muhammadu Buhari’s in Nigeria, the Kaduna state governor, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai have issued laws that will control and in effect ban church worshiping and evangelisation in Kaduna state.


Nasir El-Rufaiu

Governor El-Rufai who like President Buhari are alleged to be well known Islamist fundamentalist, will use these new laws to minimise the growth of Christian religion, sending some Pastors to Prison and in effect driving Pastors, Evangelists away from the state and ensuring the dominance of the Islamic faith.

In 2003, President Buhari was alleged to have boasted that it is Allah’s will for him to ensure that Islam is spreed to corners of Nigeria. As it stands now, Hope For Nigeria is sure that the opportunity to Islamize Nigeria have presented itself as Buhari is now the Nigerians President and Mallam El-Rufai, a renowned hate preacher is a governor of a state in Nigeria.

As it a normal practice in Nigeria, if governmentts want to destroy Christians with laws, they will draft it by mentioning Islam as a cover or to deceive the people.



Read below, some of the contents of the anti-Christian laws;

- In Kaduna you cannot preach without license

- Every preacher will have to go and get ONLY one year license (renewable every year). That is, you must always preach without an expired license or you risk 2 years imprisonment.

- If you invite any external preacher (i.e. preacher outside Kaduna state), such a person must be licensed for the duration of his/her stay and the body issuing the license has the right to reject external preacher they feel is not qualify to preach in Kaduna state.

- Every preacher who want to be licensed will appear before a screening committee. If he/she scales through, he/she will only be given licensed for one year.

- The law criminalizes the use of CDS, Flash Drive and other communication gadgets except in religious building or inside your house.

- That means, you will be arrested for listening to preaching or religious music inside your cars or in any open place except in your house or religious building.

- If you preach without license, you are guilty of offense punishable with 2 years imprisonment or a fine of 200,000.

- You can’t use microphone in your church after 8pm you are guilty of offense punishable with 2 years’ imprisonment or a fine of 200,000.

- Since all preaching must be done within a building, it means public evangelism will be criminalized. Those who preach early morning, known by some as morning cry and preaching inside bus if arrested will be fined N200,000.

- This could also means, people will not be allowed to go out for evangelism on streets or move with vehicles with address systems to advertise their programs.

About 9 states in Nigeria assumed the status of Islamic state in a secular country and governed by Islamic law and in most cases, Christians are tried in these courts.


Please where is Prophet shammak,when are we going to start the fasting and prayer for our dear country to help stop this farrago of baloney and vacuous bunkum from all these pepper soup objurgators (Political leaders). They are about to wrongly drive the ship of state oooo...Hmmmm

(1) MOST TALKATIVE =Kbs468/ CONTROVERSIAL =JJJ.

(2) MOST ENTERPRISING= Spixytinxy.

(3) WIND UP OF THE YEAR = Wittyemi.

(4) SPORTSMAN OF A16= Abbeyunique2.

(5) SPORTS WOMAN OF A16= Katerine7.

(6)Sir PATRICK OBAHIAGBON'S LAGACY= Wittyemi.


Cc

Fraih,
Kbs468

iambibi:
awwww *blushing * yes it was.... Come o... U sure say i no go pack out frm jubrealguy house come ur house..... To dey collect dis kain gud morning evry day

Hehehe, you no need am jare,Jubrealguy knows how to do it even better,just watch out and see how he is going to ridicule you with love, affection and poetic yans..

Hurray!!!!! Happy birthday to Prindu and Topealonso,wishing you both the abilities to see for realities, the abilities to generate witty ideas and the wisdom to dominate in everything that has a name..take charge.

iambibi:
my Ben Murray Bruce Gud morning...... gud morning evryone!!

Good morning jare expensive person wife,hope ur night was worth resting and your morning worth rising for..