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Abbeyunique2:
ajayimicheal, jubrealguy, wittyemi, eaglevision, larrytorch, dottunes, hw far guys

Boss na #Team Abuja oo. Where is Rukkyola *Turns on the torch in search of that girl that officially said she feels like making trouble *. Baba oti clear gan oo!

boboLIL:
brother how far? Lol

Wait a min * takes three steps away from him,pours him sand* screams*Are you for real?*

Abbeyunique2:
NIGER KOPPAS. Let's meet here




https://www.nairaland.com/2925573/niger-batch-a16-lets-meet/2

See Egbon for Niger state ooo, oya na. Oti clear oooo

oluwadarector:
morning guys, please i checked mine yesterday and i was posted to osun but was unable to print. tried checking back since 12am but its displaying parameter not valid. shld i also be freaking out?

If you freak out now and NYSC stabilises their site for easy printing, what will you do then? You v been posted just prepare for camp,you can always check back to print. Oya take this chill pills.

kennygee18:
I printed mine yday and got Oyo state..tried rechecking again this morning with my laptop and it's showin parameters not valid..shuld I b worried?

Abeg go and prepare for camp/service in Oyo state biko and stop adding to d traffic on NYSC site.

You Hv printed yours, why are you trying to re check again? Na wa.

Fraih:
Am I in Ogun alone

Lolzzz! See Fraih ooo!! You v waited dis long to get your CUL and now u v seen it; you want to start anticipating who is going with u. Hmmmm,ok o Kwantinu. Of course u ll soon have lots and loads of followers,start taking another set of chill pills pending that time. Kai

Fraih:
Am I in Ogun alone

Lolzzz! See Fraih ooo!! You v waited dis long to get your CUL and now u v seen it; you want to start anticipating who is going with u. Hmmmm,ok o Kwantinu. Of course u ll soon have lots and loads of followers,start taking another chill pill pending that time. Kai

Kbs468:
Yes no doubt about that but it is exactly the same problem our PMB is facing now.

I mean everything should be done and dusted before coming out on Air wrt to all the loots and arrest while still seeking for funds from international agencies to aid in their prosecution and recovery of such funds since it doesn't want to settle for plea bargain .

I mean everybody knows that we are scheduled to print today but there comes the challenge with the ONLY SOLUTION-An EVIDENCE not forthcoming.


Just like some schools have been able to give theirs while others couldn't do same since Monday.

And daudae1 himself NEVER SAID HE HAS PRINTED HIS. So all I'm saying is, please we should stop Breaking any News here and there because people are disturbing us even outside Nairaland or GOLDEN CITY here

All these vocabulary because of Daudae1? Ok Kwantinue.

CROBBOY:
These are some of the recurring factors that have held us bound and confined us to our current state of life. It is so awkward that we Africans operate predominantly with the African time Syndrome resulting in defiling and devaluing the essence of timing and time management.

For example, going by your last statement, why should preparation for provision of Call Up Letters to PCMs be carried out on the supposed day of commencement of the printout? This is similar to some of the things that happen as stated below:

1. Lectures/Exams is scheduled for 10am. Students will begin to leave their homes by 5 minutes to 10am and start complaining about traffic on arrival.
2. Semester begins as usual, some student will deliberately not resume until they hear they have started writing tests, assignments and taking serious attendance.
3. Semester will begins 20th April 2016, many students will wait until it is 2 weeks to exam before they'll commence intensive reading (if there is no other way to pass the course).
4. An assignment/term paper will be given with a two-weeks deadline. But student will wait until it is 30 minutes to submission, before they begin to put facts together (usually from others who have completed theirs).
5. A church program will be scheduled for 4pm. Exactly 4pm is when people will begin to leave their home.
6. Some people tend to have goals (long-term, intermediate and short-term) about their dream organisations. But will wait until a day to interview before they think of putting up a standard CV (probably settling for common samples from Google.com) or practice likely interview questions from G-Maths.
7. Open a shop or start selling a product or service, before they begin to study and learn the basics and effect of Business Management, Business Systems, Business taxes, Business Registration, Staffing and working ethics, Corporate marketing, etc.
8. Most people get into Public Offices and wait until it is some months to the end of their tenure, before they begin to embark on a six year project.
9. Most tenants will rent an apartment and will wait until it is a week to eviction before they begin make plans to raise money to renew it.
10. Many people will buy an electronic/computing device (Phones, gadgets, television, etc), but will never read the MANUAL until the day it develops a fault.
11. etc

WHEN WILL ALL THESE AFRICAN TIME SYNDROME COME TO AN END

Hmmmmmm,my witty writer. I see you just realised it's been long you gave us food for thought. Nice one.

After condemning we Africans you couldn't even commend us for always being at the airport at least 1 hour b4 our flight takes off; we hardly go late to the airport if we have a flight to catch...Whew! at least something good is coming from Africa by Africans. *Winks*

LogoDWhiz:
nah.. Party still dey rock..

u wanna request or dedicate?

Correct DJ.

Yes ooo,Abeg sama me 'Alo Alo(Story story' by Olu maintain.

Dedicated to NYSC Rumour mongers and to those that have Uncles n Aunties in NYSC HQ n are still helpless.

jubrealguy:
yo... yuh.....yo...yuh....

preparing for the worst buh still praying for the best

NYSC....a bitchh...Still got my hand up her dress

unseen call up letter, realestG can't rest

so for now....GC remains my fuvking address


meanwhile.......

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st

Happiness is meant for GC fams and the guests

cc
iambibi
Fraiser
Abbeyunique2
Fraih
DTobs
Wittyemi
ABB1
rukkyola
Qutyjoice
Oyehomie
spixytinxy
hardie14
villagegoat
Chommieblaq
cynnny
sirguy542
crobboy
LogoDWhiz
FolabiBret
Testimony89
AdunniIwo
merikims
katerine7
marvluv
et al........

See paddi mi dey bor ooo, we go organise Open mic contest b dat oo, make u give us more freestyles. Gbayi

DTOBS:
#StraightToCamp #A16 #ComfortAndSafety


For further information and enquiries;
Call: 08175880377 or 09056883664
WhatsApp: 08181874425
BBM: 5C333FFE

Every time straight to camp! straight to camp! U no go first help us drive go NYSC HQ go know wetin dey sup? because if no CUL No bend to camp sef talk more of straight to camp.

LogoDWhiz:
Take boss.
B lyk say u enjoy dese jams..

Hope say u get drinks for side



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXS0Qag1j4o
Gbedu wey dey burst brain. Oluwa Ni

Olamide himself with Turn Up..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLDZoWw8zE

you wey know!!! Those your gbedu na final oo,na baba nla. Thumbs. Hope party never finish o.

LogoDWhiz:
Take boss.
B lyk say u enjoy dese jams..

Hope say u get drinks for side



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXS0Qag1j4o
Gbedu wey dey burst brain. Oluwa Ni

Olamide himself with Turn Up..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLDZoWw8zE

you wey know!!! Those your gbedu na final oo,na baba nla. Thumbs. Hope party never finish o

Singing *One by one,dem don dey go*
Make una no vex oo,no be LogoDWhiz dey send CUL oo( those looking for nysc related info alone). Oya DJ abeg give us gbedu wey dey burst brain...Make I go see movie jare.

anochuko01:
Forget your CUL for today OK
Your new DG is presently with Solomon arase
https://m.facebook.com/officialnysc/photos/a.971365412945987.1073741827.235613723187830/1001037416645453/?type=3&p=10&_ft_=qid.6275611952816972823%3Amf_story_key.-6953912122914511382

Na DG wan send the CUL ni?

anochuko01:
I bought 3litre of fuel for #500 and wasted #400 this morning on airtime just to check this CUL...
Now fuel has finished, phone now at 23% from 79%
Thunder wey go fire nysc still dey carry weight!

Lwkmd oooooooo, Lwtmbooooo.!!!!

See as this street full like Shibuya street in Tokyo. Make una no jam each other oo. DJ Whizzy abeg play me 'Igboro ti daru' by klever Jay.

Dedicated to the street of GC.

Cc. LogoDwhiz a.k.a DJ Whizzy.

LogoDWhiz:
Chai.. Wen dem sing dis one?

DJ abeg no mind dem jare. Abeg roll me 'Bed of lies' by Nicki minaj

Dedicated to NYSC ICT staffs..Dj take chilled Kunu jare,u dey scratch abeg. Faji kelele!!!!

Oyehomie:
It's Opera full browser 4.3. D one that has 'data saving'.... It's under 'advanced'
U will c
Cookies
Block pop ups
Text wrap
User agent
Send usage reports....
Dose re d submenu under Advanced settings.....

pls is that Cookies edible? Cos I get cold kunu n milk here wey I fit use follow am up oo..

ladycomfort:
Oga o. Am so tensed up. . Rumours everywhere.

Being tensed up is a choice, so also,being and staying happy is also a choice; so please choose rightly.

Incase you don't know, DJ Whizzy is in da sky scrapping building (that's if you choose to be happy).

LogoDWhiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nT3Od5cxI

After the raggae play the blues.

Request for your songs and the ever wonderful DJ Whizzy will play it for you.

You can also dedicate it to someone..


While we wait for NYSc let's have fun

DJ Whizzy pls play me 'Say something (I'm giving up on you) by A great big world.

Dedicating it to Brig. Gen. Sule Kazaure.

CROBBOY:
Yes, it will be fine soon!

Actually they are not "uploading" the CUL. There are only reprogramming their site and web-apps to make the letters (originally saved in their server(s) privately) to be available to viewing.

Let's hope it get's done sooner than later!

Nysc staff. Ok o.

Abbeyunique2:
Wittyemi, walexi02 iambibi...adjusting antenna.. wale e show?

E never clear ooo. Just Kwantinu.

onuwaje:
Yes
9800

Wa Gbayi paddi. Thanks. Good morning.

Fraih:
Katherine7, I see You Thanks.
CROBBOY, welcome back here, am glad you finally found your way out of NL Prison.

VillageGOAT, how did you forget to mention Wittyemi, one of the Hosts we have in GC TV station, remember how we first met you during the interview!

Happy Birthday today!
I see Rukkyola already gave you enough Grasses to graze
My prayer for you is that you will never be got! As you roam around to feed on more grasses. Just no near my compound to con chop our yam sha, else, OYO will be ur case

A beautiful morning to you Fraih. VillageGoat actually did mentioned my moniker where he quoted and appreciated some of us that wished him well..

Abbeyunique2:
Oya just be like Abacha, even 18 years after his death, he still gives Nigeria pocket money. even dasukigate and all other gates were from his stashed funds. be like Abacha, he is the baddest guy ever liveth and the richest guy ever dieth.

I swear brother,that guy na Badt Badoo baddest, dem still dey arrest people ontop him mullah after death. That guy money long like season film.

Abbeyunique2:
OYA let's discuss nysc related matters and motivational books.

Lolzzzz..Abbeyunique2 I don't like what you are doing ooo,there is Chisos ooo

dayowunmi:
Hope nysc will not come up with another tales by moonlight as to why call up letters may not be ready today o, because in Nigeria we are only good with collecting salaries, doing the actual work we are being paid for, na so so excuses them go dey yearn

Be Optimistic sir.

Blood of Chisos,see people oooooo. I guess all of them came because we do discuss Irrelevant issues . God bless you all for coming. Gudu morning gigigi gi to everybody. Hembelembe!!!!!

VillageGOAT:
*chai see award* *picks up the microphone and starts speaking american english*

thank you ladies and gentlemen, as you all know me, i am barrister chief udeni okorie udeme 1 the only man that have crossed the borders from my village to japan to import spare parts and baby napkins, now God has truly blessed me with two plots of land in ota which i am planning to build a shopping mall, a sky scrapper and a beautiful university which i would name village goat university of science and technology, and as fraiser my good friend suggested, i will also build an nysc camp all in my two plots of land.
So it is my priviledge to collect this prestigious award given to me by our presido logodwhiz and his fellow organizers, i feel too much joy that i feel like jumping on top of the roof but let me OFF this fan, because i don't want stories that can touch.
I truly appreciate this award, thank you, my appreciation also goes to mama nkechi for the sweet beans she use to sell for me, wahala i promise to marry her daughter because she go sabi cook am too, and also to papa ifeanyi for the chilled orijin he sold to me last night, and also to musa for the oshogbo weed he sold for me yesterday, walahi talahi i am already feeling like flying to usa without visa right now, and also to my supporters and my fans that liked my page on facebook and followed me on twitter and also tagged me on instagram and they eventually commented on my post on nairaland, i thank you all.
with this award, i promise to donate a house in banana island for our able presido logodwhiz...
I also appreciate some of the greatest minds here
fraih
crobboy
fraiser
iambibi
rukkyola
outyjoice
dtobs
and the rest
i too dey forget una monikers

dj play for me, shakiti bobo by olamide, let us dance small

and before i forget, today is my birthday, i don dey old small small sha, please show me some love
THANK YOU

Happy gracious birthday to you wise clown. Wishing you More abilities to lay up gold as dust,witty ideas for positive generational impact. Nice speech bro..Lol