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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 9:23am On Mar 09, 2016
Rukkyola:
which kain bow.abeg i go either kneel down or prostrate or jump or skip,or dance.nothing lyk bow.Eshe...thank u...
If you like u fit even twerk sef.
Ewo lo kan mi*in simi's voice*.
All we know is,go get your gown ready for the award night pari.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 9:15am On Mar 09, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
#1696 dedicated to all my paddy dem Fraiser, jubrealguy, eaglevision and wittyemi


gbayi eyan nla
Thank you brother for cultivating me in your mental atmosphere,my heart boils with gladness... smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:23pm On Mar 08, 2016
Anyone using Fraih's phone to type should stop it o,or else we go send Shokpona give the person...Oya Fraih, I decree n I declare, take over once again.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:18pm On Mar 08, 2016
jubrealguy:
lol......ma nigga, u wanna tell me u missed d whole drama abt a decade of pages ago, u didn't see the ring.....trust me, twas a hard chase that resulted in a good catch, my wifey is beauriful.........besides Otepu better be something nice
Hmmmmmmm, ok oooo,i no see d ring sha. Otepu means lady,female or babe in concentrated pidgin language.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:12pm On Mar 08, 2016
Fraih:
This is not my real post ooooo
E no matter, I 'd wanted telling you the same words earlier.. Anyways, peace is priceless ; so carry on.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:09pm On Mar 08, 2016
jubrealguy:
my biggest padi, we don catch am jare, he don beg us.....thanks for the alert, eyan ni e jare
Wait ooo,when u even marry wey dem don dey nominate you n ur Otepu 4 best couple ehn? You sure say u never go share dollarisation give some ppl make dem come vote for u.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:59pm On Mar 08, 2016
Fraih:
Peace Maker!!!!!!!
Na only me waka comehuh
I guess its time to start some trouble grin grin grin
Stop being too careful jare,do small gra gra biko...serve some people trouble for breakfast jare.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:53pm On Mar 08, 2016
jubrealguy:
toilet...sorry kitchen, are u okay atall.....mail for wetin, if i catch u ehn, i go make sure i do u wetin zidane do materrazi. which kind play be dat one

cc fraiser wittyemi Abbeyunique2

awon goons me, make una cum c ooo, shey bobo yii fe kin pago mo lori ni **holding a broken bottle and breathing heavily**
Paddi calm down a.k.a selensé. You know you don't punish people for what they have not been taught; so just assume say you just dey teach am now,wait till he misbehave again then we go do meeting on wetin u go do am.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:36pm On Mar 08, 2016
Rukkyola:
clown of d century= wittyemi
Lolzzz,you know that is impossicant,just humbly get ready to receive your clowny award and take a bow jeje.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:39pm On Mar 08, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
lol Oti late
Oga oooo,awon aye yaff send in theirs already...Lolzz
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:28pm On Mar 08, 2016
(1) MOST RESERVED MALE= Witty-emi.
(2) PEACEMAKER =Fraih.
(3) CLOWN OF THE YEAR= Rukkyola .
(4) BEST COUPLE= Oyehomie & Qutyjoice.
(5) BEST NIGHT CRAWLER = Eaglevision.
(6) GREATEST FEMALE FLIRT= Merikims.

Hope I m the first to send in my nomination for this category ?


Cc
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Fraih
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:08pm On Mar 08, 2016
iambibi:
.... Am doin gr8 o.... Wat do u hav for me.. No carrot, no yalo, no notin notin...
Kunu is always available,just point any bottle or gallon and it's all your; who else does that if not witty-emi. wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 12:57pm On Mar 08, 2016
iambibi:
ma dearest wittyemi where hav u been all dis while
My dear I kukuma have been observing,i Hv been around. How you doing?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 12:33pm On Mar 08, 2016
jubrealguy:
good morning love iambibi, I think I think ur twinnie is now fine with US, so how was ur nyt, guess it was a great one

Abbeyunique2 morning bro, u don see d kind orire wey just jam me, u av bn a loving husband all ds years, I'll need some tutorials.....wat of madam spixytinxy, bn a while i heard frm her.

Fraiser, ur bottle of non alcoholic alomo and baby oku is waiting for ya...sorry abt dat, my wife hates alcohol.

cc LogoDwhiz. kbs468 folabiBret wittyemi Dtobs and other important goons
leader you are mouthed.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 12:10pm On Mar 08, 2016
Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF THE STEERING COMMITTEE FOR A16 (GOLDEN CITY ) AWARDS

YES AS PROMISED EARLIER ON, We are now Good to go and here you are! Keep the flag flying and exercise your franchise grin

NOMINATION CATEGORY 2 (PHASE I)

√ 1. MOST RESERVED FEMALE

√ 2. PROBLEM SOLVER


Note :kbs468 is excluded from this category (2) pls. Thank you.

√ 3. WRITER OF THE YEAR

kbs468 is excluded


√ 4. MR CASANOVA

√ 5. MZ KARASHIKA

√ 6. BIGGEST MALE FLIRT

kbs468 & LogoDWhiz are excluded from this category (6) too pls


Oya the let's goooo there grin

Sign:COMMITTEE SPOKESPERSON
(1) MOST RESERVED FEMALE = Iambibi
(2) PROBLEM SOLVER = All my possible picks are part of the committee.
(3) WRITER OF THE YEAR= Crobboy.
(4) MR. CASANOVA = Fraiser.
(5) MZ KARASHIKA= Meaninghuh
(6)BIGGEST MALE FLIRT= Fraiser.

Tanku,i just hope it's not coming late cos it was really tough making those choices.

Cc
Kbs468
Fraih
LogoDWhiz .
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 12:10pm On Mar 08, 2016
Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF THE STEERING COMMITTEE FOR A16 (GOLDEN CITY ) AWARDS

YES AS PROMISED EARLIER ON, We are now Good to go and here you are! Keep the flag flying and exercise your franchise grin

NOMINATION CATEGORY 2 (PHASE I)

√ 1. MOST RESERVED FEMALE

√ 2. PROBLEM SOLVER


Note :kbs468 is excluded from this category (2) pls. Thank you.

√ 3. WRITER OF THE YEAR

kbs468 is excluded


√ 4. MR CASANOVA

√ 5. MZ KARASHIKA

√ 6. BIGGEST MALE FLIRT

kbs468 & LogoDWhiz are excluded from this category (6) too pls


Oya the let's goooo there grin

Sign:COMMITTEE SPOKESPERSON
(1) MOST RESERVED FEMALE = Iambibi
(2) PROBLEM SOLVER = All my possible picks are part of the committee.
(3) WRITER OF THE YEAR= Crobboy.
(4) MR. CASANOVA = Fraiser.
(5) MZ KARASHIKA= Meaninghuh
(6)BIGGEST MALE FLIRT= Fraiser.

Tanku,i just hope it's not coming late cos it was really tough making those choices.

Cc
Kbs468
Fraih
LogoDWhiz.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:42am On Mar 08, 2016
CROBBOY:
Good Evening My People of Golden City. Its so nice to know I have a fun-filled city of this calibre with citizens endowed with diverse and unique abilities capable giving one memorable experiences. It could not be better!

I absolutely do appreciate the efforts of our leaders of this great city (especially, LogoDWhiz and Kbs468) in working effortlessly and consistently to ensuring that this city do not lack its flavour and excitements. Repeatedly and creatively, you guys have developed strategies and concepts which unequivocally keeps people glued to this Thread. When John Maxwell said "The proof of leadership is found in its followers" and "Leadership is all about influence, nothing more, nothing less", I believe LogoDWhiz and Kbs468 were the premises upon which such inspirational writings were developed.
Cudos!



When I Look at all my mentions unattended, I get worried if 30th of March will be sufficient enough to adequately permit me to respond to them independently. I love you all for making me feel so relevant (in Tubaba's voice, feel like Obasanjo).

Some of you (Fraih, jubrealguy, Wittyemi and others) making me feel like Wole Soyinka or Editor-In-Chief of Vanguard Newspaper already, I DEY HAIL UNA O! Don't forget that I am still an Engineer by Education, Certification and Profession o!.

And to all of you (you know yourselves) nominating me for one thing or the other, you guys are just a collection of bonds of attraction. IMAGINE HOW YOU GUYS MAKE ONE FEEL WITH ALL THESE MENTIONS kiss Now I understand why LogoDWhiz and Kbs468 chose to disqualify themselves from being nominated!

[b] UNA TOO TOO MUCH O, HOW UNA DAY GO NAhuh


And to all those that had my mention:
Keterine7
Rukkyola
DTOBS
SC31 my sheri sheri
Oyehomie
Qutyjoice
Biotechshola
Fraih
Jubrealguy
Martinez1845 (Your Moniker seems strange)
iambibi
jayloms
Abbeyunique2
Fraiser
Kbs468
cosycee (the man that answers comic question late)
Chommieblaq
LogoDWhiz
and others (My head getting hot now)

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Good Evening
Hmmmm,Crobboy! Crobboy!! The witty writer,hope you know say one sure award dey for u sha,except our hon. Committee members wan do am like Headies award. But I trust the committee members. Gudu morning gigigi. But don't get too excited yet.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:37am On Mar 08, 2016
Una Gudu morning gi gi gi and Una Hembelembe for here ooo. Hope ya'all had a sweet rest.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:35am On Mar 08, 2016
jubrealguy:
I miss madam spixytinxy sha, wittyemi, where u dey na
Boss me,i kukuma just dey ooo,just dey attend to one or two things ni o my paddi. Now I wan rack my brain to select my award nominees; hope you v done yours sir. Gudu morning gi gi gi *in Ordinary Ahmed Issa's voice*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:29pm On Mar 06, 2016
Qutyjoice:
Hardie14 and Biotechshola where are yu guys?

Brimmy pls show

Oyehomie is my love(One and only)

Fraih my Sist yu are my Favourite

Fraiser broda mi kiss kiss(Shereshere kiss abeg o I love Oyeh)

Katerine I like you

Dominion baby I love your name

Rukkyola my crazy fwend trust me yu are a darling

LogoDWhiz et Kbs468 et DTOBS chop knuckle

Spixytinxy paddy mi toh sure, U must pay me a visit

Abbeyunique et Jubrealguy how far nah??

Chommieblaq ya beautiful truly

Harique yu are my new friend

Crobboy I like you

Justified10 et Wittyemi muah

Smileeey tanks for the name I love to smile

IghravweIG pls explain your name to me

Folabibret et Amodu G ya sighted

Sowie I love everybody here(Yu are all my 2go friends)
Thanks bun.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
Oyehomie:
Tnx buddy
May his 'gentle!' Soul rest in peace o
Amen oo
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:26pm On Mar 06, 2016
DTOBS:
Yea...it happen today and the wife also just gave up the ghost...
Really? shocked. Oh what a sad song.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:23pm On Mar 06, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
it's sad. heard his son perished with him in the accident. it goes without saying that we need good road network in Nigeria
yeah,it definitely must be the road,because the ministers in Nigeria that i know love new cars,so I m assuming the tires of the car should be in good condition but the road was in bad condition.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
DTOBS:
Read it also on Twitter a couple of minutes ago and I was awed...I read it that his wife is in com as we speak! may his gentle soul rest in peace #Amen
I have also just read it again on premium times papers,and it was reported the accident happened today,this afternoon; I wonder why the observers at the national hospital said it happened on friday. Anyways they(observers) are on their own. I read he and his son died on the spot,his wife and driver are in critical condition. Na their car tire burst ooo. May their soul rest in peace
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 6:57pm On Mar 06, 2016
Modified: Sorry he died on Friday.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 6:55pm On Mar 06, 2016
Myself, Chris Ngige, Dino Melaye and other dignitaries morn the death of the minister of state for labour, Barr. James Eneojo Ocholi who died in a ghastly auto-crash today along Kaduna -Abuja highway this afternoon.
May his soul rest in peace.

Dedicated to those that think we don't know the news or we are not serious youths; well,I m right here where the news is happening.

As I type this,his (Barr. James Eneojo Ocholi's) body has just been brought to the national hospital by the FRSC.

If you ask me,who this kind news wan help now,i just say make I report am since dem say we no current.

Reporting live from National hospital Abuja..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 3:22pm On Mar 06, 2016
[quote author=iambibi post=43529859][/quote]Lolzz,i m actually feeling like you just upgraded me again by likening me to the man I admire (Sen. Ben Murray Bruce). Another thank you to you too my dear..Good afternoon too.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 3:04pm On Mar 06, 2016
jubrealguy:
chop knuckle padi mi
knuckle chopped jare baba.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 3:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraiser:
the most amazing comment have ever read in nairaland, nice one bro
My brother I m grateful,i wish I made "the most amazing comment " on a life changing, economic turning post.

Bros Fraiser thanks a lot; good afternoon.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:49pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:
OH boy, got me laughing.
lolzz, no mind that self acclaimed professor jare.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:46pm On Mar 06, 2016
stephano100:
this girl u can LIE OO. U said Ur name was Niniola Olugboyinwa & u graduated from Babcock University, 2014.
Accounting. the best graduating student from that set was not U..big liar!!

cc:
DTOBS
Kbs468
LogoDWhiz
wittyemi
Don't mind that 'it' jare,i already knew the 'it' was empty jare...Thanks for letting us know even better.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
Sent4rina:
Reading through your comment i must confess i quite understand your point.

He(logodwhiz) is a leader but that doesn't waterdown his right of reasoning and perhaps his opinion.

Maybe i should ask how will you feel if someone call you a fool in a public forum like this (i know you'll not smile at that person and say God bless you my dear)?.

Manywhile, nobody can dictate to anybody on here because i believe we are all adults and knows what we & we don't want.

However, if anybody has opinion(s) whatsoever to air, it should be done with utmost mannerism and not by calling someone that is old enough to be his/her brother fool, all in the name of faceless forum. Respect is reciprocal, so they say.

I will just implore us all to allow peace reign for the rest of the time we'll spend on this platform.. IMO

#peace
Thank you for speaking up for presido LogoDWhiz, I was just waiting 4 this,you v just spoken my mind. Sent4rina should understand that a leader is not a dummy and quiet people are not necessarily leaders. Leaders stand for the truth and for the interest of majority. Evil will keep prevailing when good men sit and do nothing,there is a limit to what everybody can take.

You might say he (LogoDWhiz ) shouldn't have taken sides as a leader; but you need to understand that a leader doesn't stand on the fence,he takes the bull by the horn.

Don't always expect a leader to play to your feelings,I still respect him,at least he listens more than he speaks.

GOOD AFTERNOON EVRI BORI...

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