imagrg:
I would prefer FairMoney. Its interest rate is up to 24%.

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hasinausisi:
Please someone should recommend markets in Lagos that i can get beautiful and unique y2k thrift wears(bendown select). I want to use it to start a business but i dont know which market to start from

Start an online shop to sales biz instead and earn at least #100k in profits monthly with just your phone and pics....howbeit like I know way back in 2012 you can buy from places on the mainland(yaba or super)
..


Wittyness.

Absolutely Gross in action.

Raphsays:
Stealing mechanisms everywhere.

crackhouse:
Bad staff. U want to cripple someone's business.

Wittyness

nathyx:
What of ALAT digital skill Novation because after 3 months training we still yet to receive a a single alat

Humphrey2015:
Don't waste your time to enroll. We are the first batch .it a fruitless effort. They are looking for customers

If you want to earn with a digital skill...get a mentor and reach out for grant openings if you are a good writer..if you are not you'll be shown how to get grants and start a digital career or start an online income means.

Wittyness

Absolutely very unparalleled

seanfer:
We the Nigerian Citizens are more wicked than our leaders

Racoon:
The abracadabra economics of the government of a druggie. The more you see the less you understand.

Wittyness.

AngelicDamsel:
You expect a graduate, working in Nigeria to be 18?

While reading I was expecting an evening newspaper but when I saw 27, I knew this post was a joke!



You're right!




Roger that

Big joke

pocohantas:


You will pass what? The one you posted here, was meat inside? And by the way, na everyday you dey meat new babe? What od the 19y/o virgin that gave you tuwo with eggs?

spencekat:
27 years old female is not an evening newspaper naa. 😂

Wittyness

VeryDarkMan01:
Ti's not news

It becomes a news if it's 80k per 50kg

Tats the type of hate news they like to hear

So they can masturbate on and quickly blame Tinubu

Chicagograduate:
Somewhere in Lagos"Na lie jor

Wittyness

richard870:
Talk of double stand

obinna58:
Corruption runs in all Nigerian

MajorOvakporaye:
Useless country with a stupid presidiot.

Wittyness

Epistasis:
Fear women!
For it's a good thing.

Fear humans...BTW who paid for the adoption?

onadana:
The excuses women give when caught in the act pants down baffles me a lot about their mental reasoning...who in the world lues together naked with the opposite sex and even bath together yet nothing happened.

rinaballa:
She can explain

Balablue64:
People are naked and you are saying that you did not have sex, you are telling a kid.

WhiteWood:
she said she had been praying with the monk.

Wittyness

Noted



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Tunse Onokoya...ChessInSlums seems less active nowadays.

truthhurts2:
How I wish I know how to play this chess game... I so much love it, but damn... can't move a stand

Truthhurts.
I can link you to someone that will help you master the game of strategy then you'll be shown how to get accredited by FISE. Drop your digits in your own thread and quote my moniker.



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SETHARTHUR:
I wonder which woman will defend his man like this when it comes to poverty in the man's side.[/quote[quote author=MuslimIgbo post=129411657]Lol

MUMU

Girls will always Judge you by your past but a useless OLOSHO that has lost count of her BODYCOUNT, slept with almost all the guys on the streets, dated married men, done several abortions will tell you not to judge her by her past.

A girl's past is the most important thing and the most important clue a guy with sense can use to know about a girl's personality and MORALS.

Every sensible guy wants to be with a girl that every man wants but can not have, and not a useless OLOSHO that every man wants and have had and passed around.

A guy's past is even manageable. Most people don't mind having a father who used to be a cassanovo, but not a mother who used to be a prostitute.

Who am I not to judge a girl by her past?
- Banks will judge you by your credit scores and loan repayment (past) before giving you a loan...

- Employers will judge you by your past and experience before giving you a job...

- The law will judge you by your past crimes to put you in a jail...

- Even God will judge us by our past on judgement day...

BUT I SHOULD NOT JUST A USELESS GIRL WHO HAS LIVED A WAYWARD, RECKLESS AND CARELESS LIFESTYLE IN THE PAST BY HER PAST.

Jennyclay:
These are few mature men we still have in this country and I’m very sure the man is rich and he’s capable of taking good care of a woman.

But you see all these broke poverty stricken good for nothing wretched men that can’t even afford to eat 3 square meals will be setting rubbish and nonsense standards for themselves

I want a virgin bla bla bla.. as if virgins would like to suffer with them.

Broke and nonsense men everywhere!!

God1000:
A lady's past is important to a man just as the man's future is important to a woman.


You can't change it and you can't run away from reality, why do you think young men hustle so hard to stand well before starting a family when their female age mates are busy enjoying themselves?

Wittyness

franchasofficia:
That has been the fate of Igbos since the end of the civil war in 1970.


Dr Alex Ekwueme, the first civilian vice president in Nigeria was about to become President after Shagari's tenure in which Shagari confessed that his vice Ekwueme was an excellent man that would succeed him, but as usual, the Northern military boys who played role in the 1966 counter coup that swore that it's better a mad man rules Nigeria than for an excellent Igbo man to emerge Nigeria's President truncated Dr Alex Ekwueme's clear chance of emerging President through Maj. Buhari's led coup.


They did same to Peter Obi after he won the election before everybody's eyes yet they will be foolishly praying for Nigeria to become a great country and expect everybody to be patriotic despite being leaders of unpatriotism, division and nepotism in Nigeria.

Na here we de observe una sha.


RIP Dr Onu, history will remember you for good

b3llo:
Why was this not said while he was alive?

Wittyness

Goddess of TMOA....

RevenuesBoost:





☺️🥰

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JASONjnr:
If Tinubu is what he's called... The Jagaban... Then he should use all his strategies to weaken the north political pluckiness.

Probably move power making decisions to the west...

We're tired of going to the north to seek for power...

Great more states in the south and let the population of the south match the north. Let it be equal.... So that in National assembly, we wi6have equal members and then we will be able to have a voice.

Treasure17:
That 2027 is too far self. If it's possible they should conduct another election this year. However, don't be surprised that few days to the election. These people will change mouth again.

Fingers crossed

Wittyness

Objectivist04:
And some fools are wondering why majority of christians are supporting isreal.
How can I as a Christian leave isreal a chosen race to support children of the bond woman ?

It is time to end Islam now, if the entire world are serious, it won't take more than two weeks to wipe Islam out of the face of Earth, they are very. Volnurable but they don't know

osuofia2:
Usual suspects

Angelfrost:
We know who they are... Religious terrorists.

wink2015:
Killing in the name of Islam.

All Terrorists are Muslims...

Wittyness

Ee don cast........GenZees celeb.

id4sho:
Oba Pluto

RickyJesus:

Seriously, just vibe with zero substance.

Sadly



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SlavaUkraini:
Tell us the truth

Pipeline Problems that is caused by Politicians that are dedicated and focused on Crude oil Theft...

Yankee101:
We need to diversify the economy

saddler:


Oil the number one reason they will fight tooth and nail to keep this faulty country like this.


Despite the huge amount of money accruing from the sale, the Nigerian people keep suffering.

Ykc2:
If oil dries up accommodators will be feeding the rest of nigeria they are the most sophisticated people the world they invent new things gor the world

englishmart:
I pray the oil dries up, so we can think of another way of generating revenue.
The oil is making us very lazy

tuna4servi:
This guy above me wicked ooo

Wittyness

BscHolder:
brotherly as it stands so I am so heartbroken.
I went to the market and came back shattered.
Garri now is 5 cups for 1,000 naira

RoyalBlu:
Na the garri own pain me pass.

From 2400 for a paint rubber to 3500. In just a couple of days.

You go to the market and you see people wandering up and down in a state of confusion.

HeatSeeker:
Nlfpmod, dominique please move to front page.

Nigeria's food hike solution will come when Nigerians decide to take agriculture as a norm.
Normal normal I make sure I plant yearly even if it's third party planting and harvesting process.
If you have funds that you can invest in agriculture for personal consumption then make sure to...thank me later.

Crafteck1:


Agriculture will be a Norm if security becomes a norm

Akwamkpuruamu:


Not everyone will be a farmer. in the USA, less than 10% are farmers and they feed their nation while here is the reverse, yet food scarcity

DIVINEEVIDENCE:


Bandit dey greet you Oga.

Styluss:
what is this one talking about? was there an agric community in JGEJ era when 1 cup of garri cost 20 naira?

Mandate1:
every Nigerian mustn't go into agriculture before Nigeria will have food. Agriculture has gone beyond the 18th century approach Nigeria is adopting. In USA, less than 5% of her population are into agriculture and yet feeds the entire nation accompanied with surplus for export.

My question remains, why are our multi billionaires not venturing into agriculture? They have the money to establish large plantations but won't do so. Giving small loans to farmers will never produce enough to feed the nation. The rich billionaires in Nigeria should go into mechanised agriculture. This is where govt must come in. Encourage investors to go into the agriculture value chain with little or no tax at all.

Read to comprehend...there's no award for hasty mentions...

ogub:
you are very correct 💯

Ability to comprehend is a rare trait..you have it though...stay blessed.

Bizibi:
I was thinking hard about venturing into agric some days because I have a ten hectare land in my hometown and I noticed the gap in the sector but creating a system that will work for everyone looks like a challenge.

Start an Agric community... If you need help to facilitate your Agric goal(s) then drop your contact I'll link you for further actions.

GodHimself:
How does 3rd party farming work pls

You'll lias with farmers....if you need such process drop your digits in any of your own thread here on NL then quote my moniker I'll
link you up.

Cromagnon:
How do you mention multiple ppl in one mention

Wittyness

SAMBARRY:
These women don't even look at things from the long term perspective.this guy is potentially dangerous to women and kids because that's how he will be imprersonating the female gender and make them comfortable with him while he manipulates their mind that he's female till he rapes children and women and then when they press charges he will claim hes a woman and that a woman cannot rape a woman and before you know it another contention about his gender will come up

Just look at what is going on in america.excessive wokeness without limits and boundaries have dire consequences and women and children are the major victims

When you emasculate men,women suffer for it because there becomes a barrage of weak, effeminate men who are more dangerous to women than alpha men

BarrElChapo:
🤔

Wittyness

immortalcrown:
Nice, if true.

Let's see how Madam 40 seconds or her fans will react to this.

Angelfrost:
A man buys a new car, and suddenly social media people can no longer sleep or eat...!

Some are angry that he bought an expensive ride for a baby that's barely a year old... Others are offended on behalf of his ex-wife.

Na wa o!!!

I swear I'm out of touch with this generation of internet users... Cos, I can never understand you people's reasoning and reaction to everything online.

Wittyness

Escaped from custody? Fleeing?...Nigerian Authorities like cruise a lot...SMH we have a whole lot of unserious persons occupying various positions in power starting from the Apex.
Imagine such a news been put in the media? Reason why leadership ain't taken serious by Nigerians.

Eleporobi:
They The government should also purnish the people that aided his escape out of the country.

#Apt.

2Radii:
Someone escaped and he's bn found..what is giving u problem in it..

Are u telling me that in ur family u don't have a mole??


Mere looking at it, people are u are always from dy..sfunctional family settings.

Dysfunctionally muddled brainless peeps like you is why we have leaders that don't take leadership seriously because they get excused by peeps like you...reason why you don't see anything wrong with the nonsense shamelessly put out as news.

7upnigeria:



Its your family that is not taken serious by your neighbourhood, its very clear youre WORTHLESS to your neighbourhood, town and country. Many Nigerians take this government serious. You can speak for yourself and the company of foooooooools that parade themselves as obirodents. TINUBU is building a LEGACY, just look at the LAGOS-CALABAR coastal road alone, am already planning to get properties along that axis, its a MIAMI in the making. Tinubu is a genius.

Stop crying...look/ask around you ...the answer isn't far fetched.


Wittyness

Akwamkpuruamu:
If animals can protest, I don't no why Nigerians have infinite elastic limit in oppression

Melagros:

Exactly

Wittyness

Dbliz:

Good evening brother. I just dropped you a mail. Thanks

Saw your email request but can you kindly brief me the reason why so we can know how to be of help to each other...

Cheers.

Dbliz:


You talked about "joining the balling geng by adopting smart work rather than hastle like hustle". I'll appreciate you throw more light on it as I want to learn an online skill but i don't know which might be the best and am starting from scratch. Thanks.

OK you'll be reached...starting from scratch doesn't mean you'll earn less than the geng members but it simply means you'll need pay a token for a leapfrog mentorship activation to start earning within a week from the get go of the whole process.

Wittyness

buharibanjo:
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Cruise too much for this world now

Apt...I feel this shim is getting the desired PR Value shim is asking/looking for.
BTW what's Ricé Graphics?

TruthsFM:
So he get dick to piss. Thank God for the confession

brain54:
Good for him...

He should even have been sentenced to do more time in prison. He feels like he can switch his gender any time it favors or pleases him.

Confused dude!

Wittyness

Morbeta11:
This man don turn Yahoo for this his late son matter.

#OPPORTUNIST.




WITTYNESS

samrealtor:
I am a real estate agent, I'm planning relocating to lagos this September please any advice.

How many years of realtor experience do you have?...Anyways make sure to stay on the island....for better connects.

samrealtor:



5 years now

Good so you can try come over with your expertise... Howbeit you can also join the league of highbrow Estate Agents and also delve onto housing NFTs or AirBNB...I hope you comprehend my inputs.


Wittyness.

Jewessgratitud3:
nlfpmod

Wittyness

Interesting piece.



Wittyness

lanre2009:
i will like experienced people to advice me on what agricultural produce i can engage in it's buying and reselling in Lagos that has good returns.

I dont mind going into partnership with someone that is well experienced and has good track records

Thanks

There is a sure plug for Agricultural Biz...i have linked some peeps here.
CORNSTARCH(15% ROI Weekly)
COCOA(50% ROI Monthly)

BTW you must be ready to learn the ropes.


Wittyness.

Biz management gone wrong but not too late.



Wittyness