Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,777 members, 7,813,567 topics. Date: Tuesday, 30 April 2024 at 02:10 PM

Wittywriter's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Wittywriter's Profile / Wittywriter's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 115 pages)

Sports / Re: My Bitter Sport Betting Experience. by wittywriter: 1:55pm
Chronosvineberg:
Will you keep quiet
sonofthunder:


You totally ignored my first question. Shows you aren't ready nor remorseful.


If that your uncle sends you another #20million, you and I know you will waste it.


Wittyness
Crime / Re: Libel: Court Orders Linda Ikeji To Pay NBM N30m Damages by wittywriter: 1:46pm
FP news.
SMH...
Fraternity Cash out mode activated.

FTC dedicated to every ITJ.

Wittyness
Family / Re: This Is The Type Of Woman Every Man Should Marry by wittywriter: 1:43pm
jaxxy:
Sounds like fiction but if a true story I commend her rare spirit and mindset

but why would the man go to the market and stock up the house? Sounds like a woman's thing. Lol

2mch:
Guy go hustle money. All your life na to determine woman matter. Jobless


Wittyness
Nairaland / General / Re: Reminder: Join Us For The Climate Change Action In Public Health Dialogue Event by wittywriter: 11:58am
Is it strictly a video conference?


Wittyness.
Sports / Re: 2 Odd Roll Over 3'method ' Let's Give It A Try... by wittywriter: 2:46pm On Apr 27
Soft cashout bet9ja booking code
6JQJKJM

Thank me later.
England Championships fixtures all played 10mins DRAW... grin


wittyness
Celebrities / Re: My Family Distributes Electricity To Most Of Nigeria, Davido Claims by wittywriter: 1:17pm On Apr 27
Jammy2012:
grin Thanks for the history. No wonder we have enough power for everyone

FutureFocus:
He should have deep knowledge of his family business and how they made their money.


Meanwhile don’t forget to check my previous posts for cheap stuffs , including cheap kids tablets



wittyness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by wittywriter: 1:17pm On Apr 27
Kremlingrad:
Goooooooalllllll

Friday i g b o e l e r i n

Mods kindly update scoreline....
Allenmuller:
West ham go beat lever o
Tonytonex:
Mumu Liverpool.
If they can't win, they should lose
cadet222:
I have Facebook of 10 years for sale. If interested send me an E-mail

wittyness

1 Like 1 Share

Career / Re: Urgent Career Help Please! by wittywriter: 11:31am On Apr 22
Great conceptual vision...howbeit start by creating your community creatively.
With the age bracket(5-13yrs) you mentioned I'll suggest you create an online presence for contents archiving...
[1] The easiest way to actively maximize social media is by been deliberately in the faces of your intended audience... So ask yourself this question.. Whom are your audience? Children or their Parent(s)/Guidance (s)?.
Fefa:


Thank you so much for your timely and detailed reply.

I so much appreciate your help! On the solid point you raised on the community creativity, I am already putting up plans to reach out to schools.

In your own honest opinion, whom do you think would be the best audience; parents or children with reasons?
@Bolded you are the one to make this decision based on your expertise and the vision you have.

Howbeit reaching out to schools should be your last approach after you have created a community from the existing patronage you enjoy (as you claim).

Howbeit there is a more effective way to achieve your community via what is called Influenced PA Value.
It simply requires you to outsource for community at a cost.
Fefa:


Thank you so much for your tangible contribution and I really appreciate.

Wittyness

1 Like 2 Shares

Politics / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Slips Navy Patrol Vessels Into Water by wittywriter: 7:46am On Apr 21
Tetrahedron:
So there is office of the First Lady in this country?
Who voted for her?
What nonsense-kini gbogbo palapala yi?
Davidjio3:
Mistakes happen sometimes
kennyz247:
Is there any hope with this tinubu government so




Wittyness.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sim Shagaya Looking For A Researcher On The 3-Wheel Vehicle Market In Nigeria by wittywriter: 8:17pm On Apr 19
illicit:
Less than 8k

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
It looks like a work I will try


Keyboarding is not sustainable




Wittyness
Investment / Re: Opay And Piggyvest, Which Is Best To save money? by wittywriter: 7:49pm On Apr 19
imagrg:
I would prefer FairMoney. Its interest rate is up to 24%.

Wittyness
Fashion / Re: Please Which Lagos Markets Can I Get Affordable Y2k Wears? by wittywriter: 11:29am On Apr 19
hasinausisi:
Please someone should recommend markets in Lagos that i can get beautiful and unique y2k thrift wears(bendown select). I want to use it to start a business but i dont know which market to start from

Start an online shop to sales biz instead and earn at least #100k in profits monthly with just your phone and pics....howbeit like I know way back in 2012 you can buy from places on the mainland(yaba or super)
..


Wittyness.
Agriculture / Re: Poultry Workers Bury Eggs To Steal Them (Video) by wittywriter: 11:26am On Apr 19
Absolutely Gross in action.
Raphsays:
Stealing mechanisms everywhere.
crackhouse:
Bad staff. U want to cripple someone's business.

Wittyness
Nairaland / General / Re: Wema Bank Announces Call For Entries For Its Youth-focused Hackathon, Hackaholic by wittywriter: 11:19am On Apr 19
nathyx:
What of ALAT digital skill Novation because after 3 months training we still yet to receive a a single alat
Humphrey2015:
Don't waste your time to enroll. We are the first batch .it a fruitless effort. They are looking for customers

If you want to earn with a digital skill...get a mentor and reach out for grant openings if you are a good writer..if you are not you'll be shown how to get grants and start a digital career or start an online income means.

Wittyness
Business / Re: Why Prices Are Still On The Rise Despite Appreciation Of The Naira by wittywriter: 2:42pm On Apr 18
Absolutely very unparalleled

seanfer:
We the Nigerian Citizens are more wicked than our leaders
Racoon:
The abracadabra economics of the government of a druggie. The more you see the less you understand.


Wittyness.

1 Like

Romance / Re: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by wittywriter: 2:41pm On Apr 18
AngelicDamsel:
You expect a graduate, working in Nigeria to be 18?

While reading I was expecting an evening newspaper but when I saw 27, I knew this post was a joke! grin grin grin



You're right! grin grin grin




Roger that

Big joke
pocohantas:


You will pass what? The one you posted here, was meat inside? And by the way, na everyday you dey meat new babe? What od the 19y/o virgin that gave you tuwo with eggs?
spencekat:
27 years old female is not an evening newspaper naa. 😂


Wittyness
Food / Re: A Bag Of Rice Sold In Lagos #48,000 by wittywriter: 1:43pm On Apr 18
VeryDarkMan01:
Ti's not news

It becomes a news if it's 80k per 50kg

Tats the type of hate news they like to hear

So they can masturbate on and quickly blame Tinubu
Chicagograduate:
Somewhere in Lagos"Na lie jor



Wittyness

1 Like 1 Share

Crime / Re: From Cubana Brothers To Ned Nwoko’s Wife, How EFCC Ignored Nigerian Elites by wittywriter: 6:28pm On Apr 13
richard870:
Talk of double stand
obinna58:
Corruption runs in all Nigerian
MajorOvakporaye:
Useless country with a stupid presidiot.




Wittyness
Family / Re: Husband Caught His Politician Wife In Bed With Their Adopted Son (Pictures) by wittywriter: 4:51pm On Apr 13
Epistasis:
Fear women!
For it's a good thing.
Fear humans...BTW who paid for the adoption?
onadana:
The excuses women give when caught in the act pants down baffles me a lot about their mental reasoning...who in the world lues together naked with the opposite sex and even bath together yet nothing happened.
rinaballa:
She can explain
Balablue64:
People are naked and you are saying that you did not have sex, you are telling a kid.
WhiteWood:
she said she had been praying with the monk. grin


Wittyness

3 Likes

Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Nominated For Player Of The Month In The French League by wittywriter: 4:49pm On Apr 13
Noted



Wittyness
Sports / Re: Tunde Onakoya Attempts To Break World Record For Longest Chess Marathon by wittywriter: 4:42pm On Apr 13
Tunse Onokoya...ChessInSlums seems less active nowadays.
truthhurts2:
How I wish I know how to play this chess game... I so much love it, but damn... can't move a stand
Truthhurts.
I can link you to someone that will help you master the game of strategy then you'll be shown how to get accredited by FISE. Drop your digits in your own thread and quote my moniker.



Wittyness
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by wittywriter: 11:33am On Apr 13
SETHARTHUR:
I wonder which woman will defend his man like this when it comes to poverty in the man's side.[/quote[quote author=MuslimIgbo post=129411657]Lol

MUMU

Girls will always Judge you by your past but a useless OLOSHO that has lost count of her BODYCOUNT, slept with almost all the guys on the streets, dated married men, done several abortions will tell you not to judge her by her past.

A girl's past is the most important thing and the most important clue a guy with sense can use to know about a girl's personality and MORALS.

Every sensible guy wants to be with a girl that every man wants but can not have, and not a useless OLOSHO that every man wants and have had and passed around.


A guy's past is even manageable. Most people don't mind having a father who used to be a cassanovo, but not a mother who used to be a prostitute.

Who am I not to judge a girl by her past?
- Banks will judge you by your credit scores and loan repayment (past) before giving you a loan...

- Employers will judge you by your past and experience before giving you a job...

- The law will judge you by your past crimes to put you in a jail...

- Even God will judge us by our past on judgement day...

BUT I SHOULD NOT JUST A USELESS GIRL WHO HAS LIVED A WAYWARD, RECKLESS AND CARELESS LIFESTYLE IN THE PAST BY HER PAST. cheesy
Jennyclay:
These are few mature men we still have in this country and I’m very sure the man is rich and he’s capable of taking good care of a woman.

But you see all these broke poverty stricken good for nothing wretched men that can’t even afford to eat 3 square meals will be setting rubbish and nonsense standards for themselves undecided

I want a virgin bla bla bla.. as if virgins would like to suffer with them. undecided

Broke and nonsense men everywhere!!
God1000:
A lady's past is important to a man just as the man's future is important to a woman.


You can't change it and you can't run away from reality, why do you think young men hustle so hard to stand well before starting a family when their female age mates are busy enjoying themselves?



Wittyness

1 Like

Politics / Re: Ogbonnaya Onu Would’ve Been President In 1999 Instead Of Obasanjo – Shehu Sani by wittywriter: 10:26am On Apr 13
franchasofficia:
That has been the fate of Igbos since the end of the civil war in 1970.


Dr Alex Ekwueme, the first civilian vice president in Nigeria was about to become President after Shagari's tenure in which Shagari confessed that his vice Ekwueme was an excellent man that would succeed him, but as usual, the Northern military boys who played role in the 1966 counter coup that swore that it's better a mad man rules Nigeria than for an excellent Igbo man to emerge Nigeria's President truncated Dr Alex Ekwueme's clear chance of emerging President through Maj. Buhari's led coup.


They did same to Peter Obi after he won the election before everybody's eyes yet they will be foolishly praying for Nigeria to become a great country and expect everybody to be patriotic despite being leaders of unpatriotism, division and nepotism in Nigeria.

Na here we de observe una sha.


RIP Dr Onu, history will remember you for good cry
b3llo:
Why was this not said while he was alive?


Wittyness
Food / Re: How I Used My Home-Made Cassava Flour To Make Paw-Paw Pie, Buns And Chin Chin by wittywriter: 10:08am On Apr 13
Goddess of TMOA....
RevenuesBoost:





☺️🥰

Wittyness

1 Like

Politics / Re: It’s Too Early To Threaten Nigerians With 2027 Election, Hayab Tells NEF by wittywriter: 9:57am On Apr 13
JASONjnr:
If Tinubu is what he's called... The Jagaban... Then he should use all his strategies to weaken the north political pluckiness.

Probably move power making decisions to the west...

We're tired of going to the north to seek for power...

Great more states in the south and let the population of the south match the north. Let it be equal.... So that in National assembly, we wi6have equal members and then we will be able to have a voice.

Treasure17:
That 2027 is too far self. If it's possible they should conduct another election this year. However, don't be surprised that few days to the election. These people will change mouth again.

Fingers crossed

Wittyness
Foreign Affairs / Re: Four Die After Multiple Stabbings In Sydney Centre (photos) by wittywriter: 9:49am On Apr 13
Objectivist04:
And some fools are wondering why majority of christians are supporting isreal.
How can I as a Christian leave isreal a chosen race to support children of the bond woman ?

It is time to end Islam now, if the entire world are serious, it won't take more than two weeks to wipe Islam out of the face of Earth, they are very. Volnurable but they don't know
osuofia2:
Usual suspects
Angelfrost:
We know who they are... Religious terrorists.
wink2015:
Killing in the name of Islam.


All Terrorists are Muslims...

Wittyness

68 Likes 4 Shares

Music/Radio / Re: Shallipopi - ASAP (Official Music Video) by wittywriter: 9:44am On Apr 13
Ee don cast........GenZees celeb.
id4sho:
Oba Pluto tongue
RickyJesus:

Seriously, just vibe with zero substance.
Sadly



Wittyness
Politics / Re: Oil Production Plunge Caused By Pipeline Problem – FG by wittywriter: 9:30am On Apr 13
SlavaUkraini:
Tell us the truth

Pipeline Problems that is caused by Politicians that are dedicated and focused on Crude oil Theft...
Yankee101:
We need to diversify the economy
saddler:
cool

Oil the number one reason they will fight tooth and nail to keep this faulty country like this.


Despite the huge amount of money accruing from the sale, the Nigerian people keep suffering.
Ykc2:
If oil dries up accommodators will be feeding the rest of nigeria they are the most sophisticated people the world they invent new things gor the world
englishmart:
I pray the oil dries up, so we can think of another way of generating revenue.
The oil is making us very lazy
tuna4servi:
This guy above me wicked ooo




Wittyness
Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by wittywriter: 9:28am On Apr 13
BscHolder:
brotherly as it stands so I am so heartbroken.
I went to the market and came back shattered.
Garri now is 5 cups for 1,000 naira
RoyalBlu:
Na the garri own pain me pass.

From 2400 for a paint rubber to 3500. In just a couple of days.

You go to the market and you see people wandering up and down in a state of confusion.



HeatSeeker:
Nlfpmod, dominique please move to front page.

Nigeria's food hike solution will come when Nigerians decide to take agriculture as a norm.
Normal normal I make sure I plant yearly even if it's third party planting and harvesting process.
If you have funds that you can invest in agriculture for personal consumption then make sure to...thank me later.
Crafteck1:


Agriculture will be a Norm if security becomes a norm
Akwamkpuruamu:


Not everyone will be a farmer. in the USA, less than 10% are farmers and they feed their nation while here is the reverse, yet food scarcity
DIVINEEVIDENCE:


Bandit dey greet you Oga.
Styluss:
what is this one talking about? was there an agric community in JGEJ era when 1 cup of garri cost 20 naira?

Mandate1:
every Nigerian mustn't go into agriculture before Nigeria will have food. Agriculture has gone beyond the 18th century approach Nigeria is adopting. In USA, less than 5% of her population are into agriculture and yet feeds the entire nation accompanied with surplus for export.

My question remains, why are our multi billionaires not venturing into agriculture? They have the money to establish large plantations but won't do so. Giving small loans to farmers will never produce enough to feed the nation. The rich billionaires in Nigeria should go into mechanised agriculture. This is where govt must come in. Encourage investors to go into the agriculture value chain with little or no tax at all.
Read to comprehend...there's no award for hasty mentions...
ogub:
you are very correct 💯
Ability to comprehend is a rare trait..you have it though...stay blessed.
Bizibi:
I was thinking hard about venturing into agric some days because I have a ten hectare land in my hometown and I noticed the gap in the sector but creating a system that will work for everyone looks like a challenge.
Start an Agric community... If you need help to facilitate your Agric goal(s) then drop your contact I'll link you for further actions.
GodHimself:
How does 3rd party farming work pls
You'll lias with farmers....if you need such process drop your digits in any of your own thread here on NL then quote my moniker I'll
link you up.
Cromagnon:
How do you mention multiple ppl in one mention
wink

Wittyness

11 Likes 2 Shares

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 115 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 68
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.