₦airaland Forum

TinubuShet:
Except Payoneer

Yellowcard.


Wittyness.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

optimistfeel:

Wittyness

This commendable.



Wittyness

philest222:
070436081**

I didn't see the number because you didn't mention me with it... mention with it then delete afterwards.
Next time quote...the post so the recipient NLer will be notified....just like you are been notified by my mentions....

philest222:
070436081

Seen you can go ahead to delete it now but you'll be reached via Whatsapp by a mentor...I've forwarded it.

Wittyness

eguji:
Good or bad, the president is working to correct somany wrong that was done in the past. We should pray for him to succeed for the interest of all since we can only have one president at a time

EyeCumInPeace:
Imagine you are heir to your late billionaire father,
but your wicked uncle seized all the billions,
and later paid your school fees
and you are applauding him.

Wittyness

MostM:
Hi Everyone,

For about 7 months now, I’ve been suffering from a terrible skin itch. It happens mostly when I feel warm, if I exercise or do anything that warms up my body a bit. Even as little as taking a long walk, my back , chest sometimes hands and legs starts to itch. If I also walk into a warm room or the house is warm it happens as well. It even happens when I’m anxious or nervous. It has left no rash or reaction on my skin, just terrible itching when it happens. At this point, it has been making me very depressed as it has limited things I do. I’ve seen a general doctor, allergist and even a dermatologist. I’ve done series of tests too but they can’t pin point exactly what it is. Please has anyone experienced this or know any one that has ? If yes please what I can use to help.

I can link you to a dermatologist that doubles as a pharmacist....told him of your post after I saw it but he insists on asking you questions...if you have no objections to my suggestion then drop your WhatsApp digits and delete it after 10mins for privacy sake...sorry about your discomfort.

Wittyness.

inoki247:
Lol

Dogalmighty17:
Who permitted this madness?

1Alex:
Ok

Wittyness.

AMAZONS




Wittyness.

Experience101:
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Try out this tapping game, it's really fun to tap.

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Why not post your withdrawal proofs.


Wittyness.

wolesmile:
At 85!!!

Some people's lust for power makes them forget death.
What is an 85 year old man still looking for in the corridors of power? Someone that's suppose to be thinking of how to make peace with his maker.

Emilokan.

BABANGBALI:
Uganda just like Nigeria is cursed with ancestors parading themselves as politicians

Wittyness

Very expensive joke prank.
RIP to her.



Wittyness

Mustapha102:
mistake

Ideally you should be posting your product(s) not your picture as a business minded person...but what do we have here.... unprofessionalism.

BTW you can also work on exporting your fish to the western world...or are you a fish-model!?

Mustapha102:
I've been posting my products, I Just say make i introduce myself. Check my previous posts

Consistency is the key to success.



Wittyness

philest222:
It been two years I have been in learning about forex trading, but I haven't find an edge yet also I have followed many YouTube channel especially Steven Hart (trading channel ) to improve myself but still same thing, I have trade support and resistance, I have tried ICT concepts too but very complex for me to understand.. please any successful trader in house can guide me or direct to better YouTube channel I can learn from.

I can link you to a mentor.
Drop your WhatsApp then delete afterwards if you are interested.


Wittyness

jmoore:
Tinubu boasted that he is richer than Osun state. Why can't he fly with his own money? Why should a poor country like Nigeria fund the lavish lifestyle of Tinubu? The sacrifice he's talking about, let him start sacrificing.

Beremx:
Whatever rocks their boat. As long as I'm not contributing to buy the aircraft, na dem sabi. Nigeria and frustrating news everyday.

Next please

Wittyness

Templee333:
36

TMOA payment loading...it's my answer too but give it to this NLer...unless you feel otherwise...I'll accept mine in USDT form🤪
BTW @Templee333 if you are very good @calculations or puzzles I'll suggest you use it to create an income means.

UrgentNeeds:
King Witty, I sight you.



36 is actually wrong.


Can You Proof The Answer is 36 ?

Yes...
3+3 × 3+3
6 × 6
Answer is
36



Wittyness.

Typicool8:
Awon osinwin eniyan

Risingblue008:
Nonsense poilticians
I keep wondering how d pple dt voted and rigged dem into power are feeling

adebayo201:
Shettima sounds like a man full of shits... Shittyman

Coolsperm:
We Yoruba Muslims are very happy and comfortable with Tinubus gvt, ipob are suffering and smiling

Vice President of an insensitive and incompetent political government.
Not surprised @his non-sensitivity.

Wittyness.

chatinent:
Have you had this kind of acquaintance before?

So there's this guy who's an only son and has been through thick and thin. I knew him from where I had worked before. In fact, he was a gardener. I worked in the admin. The company didn't pay pretty much so everyone was managing...so how much more a gardener? They were paid between ₦15k to ₦22k.

Half bread is better than none, they say.

So I believe that these gardeners will seize any good opportunity they get.

And this particular guy did.

His aunt in Abuja seemed to care and secured him a dry cleaning shop (fully furnished with the basic amenities and even industrial utilities). During this period, chairman locked up and was balling. It was a good thing.


Fast forward to two years later. He came to me looking all worked out, hungry and all that.. and as you can guess, he came with stories. In fact this was when I knew he had a dry cleaning shop. He was big then that he had an apprentice working for him.

What happened to you then?


He narrates:

"Omo eh, it's a long story." (He then narrates how he left the being a gardener to owning the dry cleaning shop).

Eh hen, so what happened naw?

"So how it happened is that the person I bought the shop from contacted me." (This was when I also knew someone was running the shop before and he bought it from him. The full shop with equipment).

"The person contacted me make I come Benin say he go teach me work (yahoo yahoo). I had to sell my shop to my apprentice for ₦250k so I go fit dey fresh pull the journey. I also bought fairly used laptops."

(₦250k? Omo..is this boy sensible at all?).

"So me and my guy pulled up Benin. I bought a lappy for him too. As we pulled up, we met the guy, bought drinks and relaxed the night with two ash for me and my guy . And the guy also made us book for all of them."


All of them? Like how many?

"Like 12 boys o. Plus the room we lodged was ₦50k for me and my friend and also lodged one Deluxe room for that my guy wey say en go teach us work. Omo Na so we dey sleep those guys come meet us say make we buy them drinks so that in the morning we go begin go HK. I paid for the drinks. In fact I paid for everything cos the guy wey follow me come no carry money.

So in the morning, we were all dressed up and met them in the room they said we should wait. Before you know what's up, Timberland boys just bounced in along with that my guy wey wan teach us work on and collected all we had. Even the wristwatch, new shoes we bought, baggy jeans, big polo and laptops. Omg, na so we begin beg. We begged until the guy wey say make I come asked them to leave ₦10k for us from the remaining money with me. They collected everything. And they drove us out wearing shorts and singlets (jersey attire). Na so we begin trek just to reach tarred road so we go enter Keke go park begin come back immediately. When we got to the park, we don already pay for ticket na so some other group of boys waylaid us for park still come collect the remaining ₦7k for our hand. Same boys wey do the first one."


(Omo me don laugh tire by now).

.....

Lol. So what do you plan to do now?

"Omo, sir, I don't know what do to o. I was thinking if I go fit go meet that my apprentice."


..oh, you want to see if he'll sell the shop back to you?


"No o. Like I wan see if e go fit take me as apprentice for the time being."



,.....

Wtf .. Omo, Na so I take pursue am comot my shop. Which can foolishness be this.

THIS IS SUPER STORY!

Ever8090:
They returned 10k to them, they entered keke to park booked a vehicle and they still came and collected the remaining 7k...hmmmm......

D guy sold his shop 250k and from my calculations, only the two laptops don swallow almost all the money, then I wonder where them get money book inly their two room 50k and still book rooms for 12 other persons, then Timberland guys came and collected money from them and still returned 10k to them...

Even the 2 loaves of bread and 5 fishes that jesus Christ used to feed 5000 people no multiply reach the 250k in your story..

Chitinent make believe story in the mud.

chatinent:
Your problem, not mine.

chatinent:
Nlfpmod mynd44 cc

Interesting 🤔

doggedfighter:
Lol

Lolz


Wittyness.

Scholarlyng:
This is urgent

Cheap is relative.... what's your budget and the type of house (apartment) ..do you mean a room or bungalow?



Wittyness

guobe:
They are all fraudulent. I dint know which account they are maintaining.
So if I have 0 naira as my account balance will they still charge me for account maintenance.

YES.

guobe:
For real?

Wittyness

Soldier go Soldier come BARRACKS BARACK remains....if you know you know.
American politics in muds.



Wittyness.

ayjay45:


Finally I saw the money. Am so happy

judatech:
Whats rhe difference between Android and that?
Apart from say you go now dey carry power bank?

Wittyness

Racoon:
Today, the executive and NASS are responsible for about 30% of Nigeria's financial burden.

Apt

Tjra:
N50,000 na lump sum back then.

These children of nowadays sef 😒

Wittyness.

sammycipher:
I wish to appeal for assistance in getting a job or any hustle of any kind, I am a computer literate at a professional level, I can do menial jobs and I have good marketing experience. I dropped out from school in order to hustle because of no sponsor but life has not been fair really. I would appreciate if it's a job with accommodation because my location in Lagos is very far from most places that have jobs here in Lagos. I am not begging for money just a means to take care of myself and my younger ones.

Since you have a PC and if you can afford 1gig of data weekly access to Internet then drop your digits so I'll link you to an online earning process.
Your PC can be a legitimate earning tool ...all you need is plug-ins to put it to work.

holysaint1:
Pls you can as well link me. 08one-six2679930

Ok ...You'll be reached I've forwarded your digits.
Wassup informed that this digits you dropped isn't Whatsapp enabled.

Peteru1st:
Boss link me up too please 0813575six 78 five

Check your WhatsApp.

EASYBELLA:
09032895238 pls sir,am interested too🙏

marksleek2584:
07032544598 interested

You'll be reached ...




Wittyness

FatherCHRISTMAS:
This was the indomie and eggs back then

Wittyness

missjekyll:
Salary cleverly left out

OP state or clear the air on this


Wittynes

Remman:
You remember covid19 palliative loot? This one na stage 2... Politicians don see free money!

Exactly.



Wittyness.

Good




Wittyness.

Chikel20000:
Dis will never make front page

Wittyness

Nigeria happened to you Sadly.



Wittyness

Underlying ailment or dehydration....RIP



Wittyness

Adeniyi620:
Greetings I'm seeking for an expert video editor to create a (10 to 15 sec) video (book trailer video) kindly DM if interested 08113660059 or 07066437739 WhatsApp

Why not state what you'll offer to pay for the job if you really want your post to have mentions from experts.



Wittyness