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Crime / Re: Navy Destroys 15,775 Litres Of Stolen Crude Oil In Ondo by wittywriter: 6:51am On Nov 20, 2023
Sabotage.



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Religion / Re: Bible Scholars Should Explain Psalms 23:5 For Me by wittywriter: 9:15am On Nov 19, 2023
Nairaland is gone.
2020 thread?
The mods gods must be crazy.


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Sports / Re: Please Advise On This by wittywriter: 9:05am On Nov 19, 2023
Good to know you got back your funds.
Howbeit;
The only Nigerian bookie to secure such huge amount is bet9ja the you locate their casino(49ja) to stake high and low options respectively because each is a two odds so you split the funds into two.
After staking then withdrawal.

Hendrix50:
Please help,
On the 14th I deposited 100k ,100k into my sportybet account with my girlfriend card, reason was that her bank hit limit and I think going to pos to withdraw 200k I will be charge about 2k or 1500 because we wanted to use the money to buy somethings.
I decided to use my palmpay account and use her card to make deposit to my palmpay with this method
After the first 50k deposited palmpay charged me 400 naira for the next 50k I tried to deposit with my girlfriend card.
So I said okay let me try using sportybet that I will deposit the rest of the money and try moving it to my palmpay ( that was my biggest mistake)
I did the first 100k I couldn't even confirm that the money has not been credited and I sit the other 100k
That's 200k.
When I found out the pending has took so long I contacted them about it and they blocked my account saying I nee to bring the following important
My id
My deposit card picture ( my girlfriend card)
The deposit bank account statement ( my girlfriend bank account statement
After we provided all this because I went to bank with my girl to print account statement
And they confirmed and said it had been verified
And I should now more bet and whe I win I will be able to withdraw
Since yesterday I have place bet of
200 , 1000 ,3000 , 4000 , 150000 and 100.
And some lose and some wins
I have won 6 times since then
Making my account balance now 253,000 naira
And the withdrawble money I have now is 253,000 naira in my account.
I contacted them and they keep telling me that I should refrain from withdrawing and only be placing bet
And my account was still blocked that I should contact them
After I dit they keep telling me to stake more bet

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Politics / Re: No Student Will Drop Out While I Am President – Tinubu by wittywriter: 8:39am On Nov 19, 2023
Lolz...so many are already drop outs since you hit the ground with policies that brought about negative economic indices and high cost of every activity.

You cannot give what you don't have.


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Career / Re: Many Who Sold Their Cars And Properties To Japa Are Over There Regretting by wittywriter: 8:37am On Nov 19, 2023
Thread created by a nitwit...it seems this administration of BAT/BAAT has recruited more urchins to create travel propaganda.



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Politics / Re: Fuel Price May Fall As Petrol Vessels Berth At Port by wittywriter: 7:37am On Nov 19, 2023
Charmingrascal:
Lol
Since I was born and now I am fully grown I have never seen any commodity price in Nigeria increased and still decrease.

It would rather be going higher and higher.
No thanks to saboteurs
bigiyaro:
OP, becareful. You don ever see any price fall in Nigeria?





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Politics / Re: FG Will Not Name, Shame Terrorism Financiers - AGF, Lateef Fagbemi by wittywriter: 7:33am On Nov 19, 2023
BrighterSyde:
I love how the govt fools its citizens. The bold part of the write up says naming them would further jeopardize investigations and make it harder to catch other suspects…
So suspects who have not been caught are not yet aware that the federal govt has recovered billions and apprehended some of these financiers right? And by not naming and shaming them these suspects will be caught unawares riht? Weldone FG

Imagine the despotic narrative. We have a bunch of unserious and wicked hearted persons that have found their way to leadership positions and the majority of masses remained gullible because of tribalism.
BrighterSyde:


Indeed it is a sad situation. And this cuts across party affiliation. Pdp did the same thing under Jonathan. They found out those responsible and refused to name them.
And the gullible ones keep asslicking them.

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Politics / Re: 11 Million British People Have Less Than £100 Pounds In Their Accounts by wittywriter: 12:04am On Nov 19, 2023
What's the population of UK?
voltron14:


80 million.
No not up to.
voltron14:


67 million.
Bigboytinz:
According to savings stats from the FCA, up to a third (34%) of UK adults had either no savings, or less than £1,000 in a savings account. This equates to around 22.8 million people with very little or no money to fall back on. This figure was skewed towards the younger population, with under half (47%) of 18-24 year-olds having less than £1,000 in their savings account.

According to a survey by the Money and Pensions Service (MaPs), around a quarter of UK adults (11.5 million people) have less than £100 in their savings account, with one in six people having no savings at all.

https://www.money.co.uk/savings-accounts/savings-statistics
nnamdizen:
Show us the statistics of Nigeria let's compare, no let anybody discourage you from chasing your dreams if you believe its not attainable in your country of origin.



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Literature / Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by wittywriter: 9:26pm On Nov 18, 2023
anu3:
Hello, please could anyone with experience tell me how to full my duties to the government in terms of tax. I've never done it before.

And would I calculate it in dollars or naira; if dollars, will it be in official rate or parallel market rate.

If you know what's right, please let me know.

Thanks.
Is it government that set up freelance jobs?
Tax is always part of your expenses you pay for...you need a mentorship on money management.
Do you know that in functional climes citizens get tax refunds?
But if you feel like giving to the government directly from your too much money made via the freelance activities you do then reach out to FIRS...theyll instruct you on how to pay.
anu3:

Hmm... Well, you know some employers/clients do require tax number...
What niche of freelance service(s) do you offer btw.
anu3:



Teaching
Hope you earning up to@least $1k monthly?



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Business / Re: Access Bank Is Offline For 3 Straight Days Imagine If It Was Opay/moniepoint by wittywriter: 9:12pm On Nov 18, 2023
incandescentena:
Listed banks below in Nigeria are all useless

Access Bank Plc.
Fidelity Bank Plc.
First City Monument Bank Limited.
First Bank of Nigeria Limited.
Guaranty Trust Holding Company Plc.
Union Bank of Nigeria Plc.
United Bank for Africa Plc.
Zenith Bank Plc.


Central Bank of Nigeria is not excluded.
Natbrowny:


I for add to this list but make people cram these names first. grin


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Food / Re: Cheapest Substitute For Rice by wittywriter: 9:01pm On Nov 18, 2023
SMH
paulGrundy:
Giving the rising price of stable food stuffs, particularly rice, what is the cheapest substitute for Rice, bread?
May karma visit all corrupt leaders in political positions but fail to make life worthwhile for the masses of a
ccountry abundantly blessed as Nigeria!.
SaturnNick:
Garri na
BrickDevo:
Tufiakwa Apc


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Investment / Re: Addiction To Gamble Has Totally Finished Me by wittywriter: 8:58pm On Nov 18, 2023
Donpaulo2:
Please if you were able to quit gamble how did you do it?

My life don spoil for gamble matter. I will take the pieces 😭😭😭

Share your gambling experience🙏, I think i can get help with it.
Your problem is greed not gambling...know this and know peace.


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Religion / Re: Funny Letters Written By Kids To God by wittywriter: 8:49pm On Nov 18, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Kids of which God? Your gods of men? undecided



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Travel / Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by wittywriter: 8:45pm On Nov 18, 2023
CJStarz:
My people up dia dey fight over luck and grace matter,d guy dey Canada dey cash out🤣🤣
Naijaaa.....na who do us dis kain thing 😂😂😂
Just too funny.

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Sports / Re: My 2-3 Odds Prediction With 101% Accuracy by wittywriter: 8:13pm On Nov 18, 2023
kestolove95:
Barrow - Crawley
FT 1
Odds 2.03

Why edit it.
You are doing great.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wittywriter: 7:49pm On Nov 18, 2023
Chikacha:


I think we passed this part of the bear market.
No need telling...


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Celebrities / Re: "It Is Disrespectful To Ask A Woman About Her Body Count" — BBN TolaniBaj by wittywriter: 7:41pm On Nov 18, 2023
One of the yeyebrities allowing her gender to be seeming crass.
Our body is our dignity.
free2ryhme:

all manner of stupid advise from podcasts

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Programming / Re: What Apps Or Platform Have You Used To Boost Your Facebook Likes And Followers by wittywriter: 4:10pm On Nov 18, 2023
Countyguy:
I have been trying to boost my Facebook page like and followers but I don't know what platforms or app to successfully boost my Facebook page and followers.
Learn Algorithm then boost it organically.
Drop your digits if you're open and readily teachable to know how to earn income using your social media handles.



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Business / Re: Need Dollars by wittywriter: 3:59pm On Nov 18, 2023
masaris:
Helloo nairalanders, plz where will I get dollars to buy in ilorin.
Buy via P2P online.



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Travel / Re: Governor Peter Mbah To Construct Enugu Central Terminal In 12 Months by wittywriter: 3:57pm On Nov 18, 2023
mcbreeze:
Has he fulfill his first promise? Water running in Enugu in first 100 days?

Media aides keep writing junks without any evidence of performance.
Supremos:
The write up is more beautiful than the render of the project
Danniscott:


Ofoneme Daniel-Scott
lexy2014:


let him build it first before you come and start asslicking.



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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Prophet Trend After Prophesying To Late Goal Keeper George Chigovato by wittywriter: 3:51pm On Nov 18, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
grin grin Ndi tumbom tumbom have come again with their antics.The reason all these charlatans calling themselves pastors are still having members in church is that many have thrown away their brains in the name of religion.
Sadly so.
IT IS WHAT IT IS


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Crime / Re: Woman Caught After Spending $10.4m Mistakenly Paid To Her Acct (pics/video) by wittywriter: 3:47pm On Nov 18, 2023
JASONjnr:
Omo, I pray I receive this type of transfer.


I will disguised totally.


I will bribe my way to NIMc and create a new account with new name. Open a new BVN and change account details by force. Change phone number and use POS to withdraw the money and pay it into my new untraceable account.


Then travel out to Ghana or another African country with my new name and then from there to Europe. The spending go too make sense.



Like this, God go don do am for me.
You'll still be arrested.
But the best option is to trade and earn profits with the money for @least a week then you'll eventually return the funds when contacted.


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Politics / Re: Tinubu And Ganduje Shouldn’t Play With Fire In Kano By Farooq A. Kperogi by wittywriter: 3:34pm On Nov 18, 2023
Racoon:
The abracadabra of INEC, APC and the judiciary in this dispensation left a sour taste. No sticking to a steady pattern of administration of justice, but applying different rules for similar multiple case scenario just to satisfy their whims and caprices.
tinsel:

This wan not the only basis. The most serious is the unsigned ballot papers of about 136,000. So stop dwelling on the other one as the only basis for his removal.
Democracy has been thwarted by APCheats what it has been reduced to with the fraudulent manipulations of INEC is Courtocracy
OGHENAOGIE:
when APC Lost entire zamfara to PDP 2019..via courts democracy wasn't thwarted.. some nass members APC have been sacked for PDP LP guys make Ina de write rubbish... Why is kperogi writing nonsense... Is court father Christmas.. in bayelsa APC Lyon a day to inauguration as gorvenor was removed by supreme court heaven didn't fall despite how overwhelmingly he won in bayelsa then... Court is part of democracy if supreme court sack Abba Yusuf nothing ll happen.. simple and why is d Prof mentioning tinubu is tinubu the one telling Judges or justices what to do..
You lack comprehension abilities...reread my narrative is clear for those that could comprehend that electioneering should not have so many court verdict it thwarts Democratic process.
Leaders should emerge and mostly end from the Voting Process...not Court(Courtocracy) been witnessed .
OGHENAOGIE:
you should stop writing junks.. Court or judiciary is part of democracy.. they exist for pple not satisfied to seek redress... So shove ur ignorance and emotions into your ass... The judiciary also make laws if you don't cos their judgment become reference point as judicial precedents... So u guys should stop threatening pple.. it's not APC fault that PDP others didn't do due diligence where they won so if evidence de Court ll rule on it
You yet have the ability to comprehend and your toxic nature blinds your reasoning process more.
If electioneering is done competently there will be less court redress.
Stop quoting further.



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Celebrities / Re: BNXN Complaining Of N100 Debit And Begging Hushpuppi by wittywriter: 3:28pm On Nov 18, 2023
Normal little beginning...
BTW most music artists were friends to huspuppi...even politicians.




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Career / Re: Paystack Sacks 33 Employees In Dubai & Europe - CEO by wittywriter: 1:23pm On Nov 18, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Paystack my niggar

Only real football glambers odds traders can relate
ClearFlair:
Sensible move that criminals can't understand



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Religion / Re: Christian Preacher Shot In The Head While Preaching In Arizona by wittywriter: 8:26am On Nov 18, 2023
Waiting to know how this murder case will be investigated.
JIP to the preacher.


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Politics / Re: Appeal Judgement: We’ll Still Beat You At Supreme Court – Ganduje Tells Yusuf by wittywriter: 7:50am On Nov 18, 2023
BOSSkesh:
Lol fire for fire
Apc is the new bride
Nigeria must work
insidelife22:
When you have the judiciary in your pocket.
BOSSkesh:
Lol fire for fire
Apc is the new bride
Nigeria must work
PoliteActivist:


Doesn't end there
=Police=Army=EFCC=ICPC=Senate=House=NPS=CBN=
in short = every relevant agency in Nigeria!
PoliteActivist:


Meaning what?

Wittyness what??


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Politics / Re: Akpata: Good Judge Emerging In Nigeria Is By Luck, Says Ex-NBA President by wittywriter: 7:45am On Nov 18, 2023
True because our society has been captured by corruption.


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Celebrities / Re: First Miss Nigeria Celebrates 93rd Birthday(photo) by wittywriter: 7:04am On Nov 18, 2023
softwerk:
grin

This was back in the days when the devil was still an apprentice in tailoring school with plenty carry overs.




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Celebrities / Re: Fake News: Sam Ajibola Takes Legal Action Against Tunde Ednut & Gossip Bobo by wittywriter: 6:46am On Nov 18, 2023
Nowadays Social media housing most family matters...SMH
PlayMaker14:
I see pains, he has right to take legal actions though. But the pains nor be here sha. grin

Funjosh:
Internet never forgets angry


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