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CultureRe: Top 10 Popular Igbo Soups by wittywriter:
Inconsistent contenting...try upload pictures per soup names.
ariesbull:
be serious once in your life...everything ain't play
Kid do as suggested... Who is/was playing with you?


Wittyness.
CrimeRe: by wittywriter: 11:46am On Jul 21, 2024
Interesting Piece.



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RomanceRe: Ladies: Will You Allow Your Brother Marry A Lady You Know Has High Body Count? by wittywriter: 11:44am On Jul 21, 2024
chatinent:
They'd rather not exist than allow it.


Even the ones wey get counts too no fit allow her colleague marry her brother.

Shows we know evil but when it doesn't affect us we allow it.
Are you a female?
Puss360:
Lol... This issue concerning "Will you allow", to me I feel it doesn't make sense...
My brother sees her, dated her and decided to marry her; who am I to say anything?
If I stop him from marrying her, will I provide an alternative?
We are all adults Nd we should let people live their lives...
I'll just be there in time of problem to provide support that's all...

Okay, what if my brother is a community priik, and a gentle girl wants to marry him? Do u expect me to tell her about promiscuous life of my brother?
So let's be happy for those who are happy even if we aren't in support of the "Cause of their Happiness"...
Aptly said.

Wittyness
SportsRe: Those Betting With Msport Should Be Careful Ooooo by wittywriter: 11:42am On Jul 21, 2024
Interesting




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PoliticsRe: I’m No Longer Interested In Going Into Steel, I’m Not The Only Nigerian- Dangote by wittywriter: 11:39am On Jul 21, 2024
chiiraq802:
Monopoly chairman.
Tetrahedron:
Na who go vex daddy dangote now,
What is the meaning of all these nonsense!
Steel manufacturing is the only way a nation can truly become industrialized, ask Japan, China and even India.

E no go pass that useless NNPC eediot that said NNPC fuel is better than dangote’s.

Daddy dangote, pls don’t mind the eediot, go ahead and set up a steel industry in Nigeria, Nigerian youths are looking for jobs
Wittyness
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy by wittywriter: 11:37am On Jul 21, 2024
Iypi:
Need a Scriptwriter for #1.police bodycam content #2. Celebrity content at #2-3 per word. Pls apply to blessdman77@gmail.com IF YOU HAVE A RELEVANT SAMPLE so I can know if you've done it before so we don't waste both our times..
Suicideboy:
Try day indicate price
He/She did indicate the price...hope you ain't vision impaired.



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BusinessRe: Looking For Partnerships With Shortlets Properties by wittywriter:
werthy:
Generally looking for partners with property that we can market and make sales for through our platform

If you have such properties
Please let's talk
What's in the offer.
werthy:
Hello,
We have been working over some things in-house

Hence the delay in response

We will get back on this please
Drop your digits someone will like to reach you.
werthy:
Hello,
We have been working over some things in-house

Hence the delay in response

We will get back on this please
It's a new month...so what's the update?

Wittyness
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Has Been Honored By Inter Miami For Winning 45 Collective Trophies by wittywriter: 11:23am On Jul 21, 2024
Messi beaucoup!

If you are a sport enthusiast and yet earn @least $10 or it's naira equivalent daily via your leisure and sport love then you are missing out...
if interested then drop your digits to be added to a special sport earning group. Ts & Cs apply
✓✓✓ you must have a bookie account and also have the ability to fund with @least $20 or its naira equivalent.
@Almiron are you earning via sport leisure? Join sport NFT scalping and start earning.
NLFPmod please front page straight.

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BusinessRe: Pi Coin Buyer by wittywriter: 11:21am On Jul 21, 2024
schoolboy0:
I need 5 Pi to buy at a good rate.
Please chat me up on what's app
090...71055504.
Hezzyluv:
Does this pi of a thing works?
DYOR.



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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by wittywriter: 11:04am On Jul 21, 2024
seanwilliam:
Now that we’re in bull,
Can’t we try 100$ to 1k$ challenge on this thread? Might be future or spot.
Make everyone fund their own accounts .
Make our gurus dey drop calls..


Note: no one will be held accountable for any loss except u..
Please like if you’re in support of this,
seanwilliam:
If we manage to get 100 likes for this, that’ll show people have interest..
@ tflex01,
Ilegendd
Graceglory
Alexia58
Doyin01
Chicacha
Fastt
And others
Please let’s give a try ..
If 100$ to1k$ is not feasible , we can do 100$to 500$..
Again, y’all won’t be responsible for any loss, I believe everyone understands the volatility nature of crypto ..
#Spot/future
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Christianity EtcRe: The Best Way To Stop Masturbation And Pornography (my Story Included) by wittywriter: 10:54am On Jul 21, 2024
chatinent:
Nigerians think it's a sin to stop masturbation but only for them to continue adultery and fornication. And I always see people celebrating that they stopped it only for them to intensify it the other way round.

If you must wipe, maybe due to high libido, it's better you masturbate than do adultery or cheat! All wetin your church dey teach you Na just make dem talk. Even Solomon Njideka for Bible had many wives, girlfriends, people's wives and etc, and still cheated several times with people's girlfriends! And the Bible called him a good wise man!

What was wise and good about the sin?

Religion will always make everything a sin. But una forget God not forgiving Eve was a sin too since he didn't follow what he wants us to do!



Na una dey tag everything as sin but committing worse sins than the supposedly avoided sin.


Una bi Christians, but na still una be tribalists, na still una dey keep multiple partners, na still una dey do yahoo, but every other thing is a sin. Lol.
smith2019:
To be sincere you are very much right
Wittyness
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can Your Wait for a Whole Year to Earn $100, More Or Less by wittywriter:
Very funny.
$100 that can be earned within a month Max.

AlaafinOfOyo:
Well if you can, drop your Telegram username in the comment section to join a crypto project airdrop/
Token unlock is after 12 months

Sorry I had to edit because I wrote only T instead of Telegram initially.
Earning via crypto activities is a sure process...moreso earning as little as $100 will never take as long as a whole year...in short i have an NFT scalping process i use to earn $10 daily with my $1000(one thousand dollars) capital investment.
I only mentor interested peeps that can show they have such capital to trade with for a token.



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NYSCRe: Inside Life by wittywriter: 10:19pm On Jul 20, 2024
DrManHattan1:
Honestly speaking things are not funny anymore.. May God make it easy for all of us. If u can afford to eat 3 meals a day always Thank God o!!! 1000 naira Garri dont last for 2 days now. Please include me in ur prayers please am trapped here all in the name of NYSC. Life is really really hard now. 33k that was meant for us to take care of our self dont even last for 2weeks now. CDs tfare, feeding, and orher necessities its too much now. Am stranger here. I cant even dare to approach anyone here because of insecurities and lack of trust nowadays. Please Nairalanders assist me I swear am trapped💔
Why not learn to earn with your phone legitimately?
DrManHattan1:
boss how? Dats the problem
Firstly start by creating your online community then be a viable host that gives profitable contents or get to network with online earners like me to administrate your online community..e.g a Whatsapp group community and what yourself cash out monthly in $$$s.
There is no limit to earning via online with the use of a browsing gadget.
I can link you to a prolific mentor that will guide you to start earning in two weeks @least $100 with just a token mentorship fee of $20 you'll pay .
If you have strong negotiating powers you'll also learn the ropes towards earning via crypto airdrops or scalping.
Wittyness
InvestmentRe: In Need Of An Investor by wittywriter:
mrvitalis:
Good day, am a fresh graduate waiting for service. During my university days I was able to map out my investment route and draw my plan on how to escape poverty. The surest way to start was agriculture.
I have an idea that if one could have a pawpaw plantation that It would be a real profitable business and after much research I discovered that the business was very profitable and relatively cheap to start.
All that is needed is a land, the right specie, the knowledge and some physical cash. I have a business proposal or business plan on this idea and it seems very much workable, but money has been my main limitation.
So am here to seek for an investor who is ready to listen to me first of all, then if after listening is interested have the money to invest
I stay in Port Harcourt and u can contact me on Petervitalis123@gmail.com or 0.8.0.3.8.2.6.2.1.8.2
Please only serious minded people please
I forwarded your contacts to a VC(Venture Capitalist) ...you'll be reached.
mrvitalis:
You think I would have such ideas in 2016 n still need investors now Lmaooo

Thanks tho na we be investors to others now
Great to know you are now a VC that helps startups...so how much do you give as maximum investment bond and what are your eligibility criteria for start-ups? Kindly respond aptly.

Wittyness
BusinessRe: Provision Store by wittywriter: 7:14pm On Jul 19, 2024
ferric:
Is it possible to make 3k daily from a mini provision store in Nigerian with a 500k capital
Location?
Why not invest into consumables...which is viable in any western or eastern part of Nigeria


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BusinessRe: HELP! How Do I Stop Okash From Calling Me? by wittywriter: 7:13pm On Jul 19, 2024
ProjectNEXT:
If only if i see who go call me to come and borrow loan
How much do you have borrowing intent for?



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ComputersRe: I Want To Buy A Laptop, HELP by wittywriter: 6:55pm On Jul 19, 2024
sonssyo:
so sorry , i have purchased one already, maybe next one i will buy , i will patronize you because i'm pretty sure that i will give it to my niece next year.
How much was the laptop you opted for and did you buy from a nairaland vendor.



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PoliticsRe: How We Spent FG's ₦‎90 Billion On 2024 Hajj Operations - NAHCON by wittywriter: 8:47am On Jul 18, 2024
duduade:
A whole 90 billion which was carefully utilized

Kai

This country is gone
MANNABBQGR1LLS:
Wasting of tax payers money.
Absolute nonsense.
MANNABBQGR1LLS:
Amusingly clever 👍
exedus:
If 90B was changed into purchasing of Agricultural machines and distributed to 36 states of the federal to be accessed by peasant farmers. It will go along way to help food shortage
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PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by wittywriter:
judatech:
Techno 8c
Not recognizing SIM cards
That's not a hardware issue.
judatech:
Techno 8c
Not recognizing SIM cards
Motherboard...try quote me correctly...don't get you.

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PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Signs JV Partnership For Acquisition Of 5,000 Vehicles For LAGRIDE by wittywriter: 6:48pm On Jul 15, 2024
Eko Governor for show.



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Foreign AffairsRe: How A Millisecond Head Tilt Saved Donald Trump’s Life (Video) by wittywriter: 9:10am On Jul 15, 2024
DevilsEqual:
If the potential President of a country isn't safe, whats the hope of an average citizen

U.S is just a glorified shit hole

I call a spade a spade
Safer than most African countries.
Howbeit i usually tell peeps that many European countries are safer than American countries.


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BusinessRe: ₦1,532 To ₦1,561: Naira Depreciates Massively Against Dollar In A Single Day by wittywriter: 12:40pm On Jul 11, 2024
Forumites:
Na statistics we go chop?
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PoliticsRe: We Need More Of This Improvement In Nigeria, Passport Applicant Tells Tunji-ojo by wittywriter: 10:49pm On Jul 10, 2024
Ogbonna24:
Getting passport now is as easy as ABC
EreluRoz:
Honestly he tried
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RomanceRe: Please What Skills Can You Teach For People For Free. by wittywriter:
Crypto Scalping.
Uchenna10:
Interested boss.
Drop your email or digits and you'll be reached.
Mhistaedie01:
Sir please how can i contact you
Drop your digits or email for you to be reached.
obinnazy:
Good morning Boss, I dropped my number because I was interested, then I got one kunle chatted me up, I want to know if he's from you?
He's one of mine...but he'll train you via Whatsapp. Any complaints?
Chijioke4535:
I'm interested sir
09035140682
You'll be reached.

Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Anamekwe Nwabuoku, Felix Nweke Seek More Time To Refund Looted Funds by wittywriter: 10:38pm On Jul 10, 2024
Someone that should be stoned to death...


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InvestmentRe: Sportybet.com The Biggest Scam In Nigeria by wittywriter: 10:36pm On Jul 10, 2024
Strange though going by the screenshot picks.... However kindly Post the coupon code... I'dike to check something.

EmekaBlue:
You went for bookings...That's cards issued...

Not just you o...Sometimes the money person use to lose dey pain well
Exactly my observation.



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BusinessRe: How Do This Guys Make Money by wittywriter: 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2024
Freelancerboy:
Hello everyone, Good morning.
Good afternoon, Good evening where ever you are reading from, I've been thinking on how this app creators like That, Cardtonic and the rest make money from the gift cards that they buy, who exactly do they sell to and how do they also buy and sell yo customer.

Please if you have an idea kindly share with us because we learn everyday.
Obviously you are new to tech and online earning system.

They earn from various activities and also get traffic and cashback commission.




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FashionRe: Man Sat And Watched In Surprise After Seeing Washing Machine For The First Time by wittywriter: 10:15pm On Jul 10, 2024
Televistaa:
Local man
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SportsRe: Drake Loses $300,000 Bet After Argentina Beat Canada In Copa Semi-final by wittywriter:
OredoPikin:
How u go use 1k win 350
E nor make sense at all
Not even half
That's the secret to sport trading with almost zero loss probability.
OredoPikin:
No
your 4 to 5 winnings cant even cover your once lost
That's very risky
With just three(3) wins of $350 with my $1k staking capital a week I'm game weekly.

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SportsRe: Drake Loses $300,000 Bet After Argentina Beat Canada In Copa Semi-final by wittywriter: 10:09pm On Jul 10, 2024
BigTableShaker:
Fvckin liar
Ok



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Music/RadioRe: ‘I'm Retiring From Music’ – Kanye West by wittywriter:
blueghost:
This your 'Wittyness' did you get the inspiration from the mad max movies because that is the word those war boys of immortal Joe say whenever they want to commit suicide
Check the year I started this account.
blueghost:
The movie is older than your account
Mad Max (1979)
Mad Max 2 (1981)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Well I'm not a fan of movies.


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