₦airaland Forum

SouthSouth1914:
So every one looking for greener pastures go to Canada. Your narrative is rhythmic but laughable!

Very laughable.

steeltrust:
the reason why it called saner clime is because if you commit crime be ready to go for it cause they must catch you no matter who you’re or who you know but guess what in the Mumu country you find your self anybody can do anything and get away with it. No be only God bless Nigeria na thunder fire Nigeria


Hypocrites

@FreeStuffsNG

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omoredia:
Presidential Worth Before/After Office:

Barack Obama-$1.3M to $70M
George Bush-$20M to $40M
Bill Clinton-$1.3M to $241.5M
George H.W. Bush-$4M to $23M
Jimmy Carter-$2.3M to $10M
Donald Trump-$3B to $2.3B

Yet, Donald Trump is the only one on trial.

No one finds this suspicious?

AngelicBeing:

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Stephaustin:
Please I wish to buy a tablet but do not know the best to buy with my current budget.

Please I would appreciate your suggestions towards this.

Saw your email request please what's it for? Kindly hint me so I'll know how we can be of help to each other.
Regards.

Kassywealth:
I'm a financial enthusiast
Email👉 me paultrillionaire25@gmail.com

Alright
So you'll like to be mentored/held by the hand to get the skill...anyways why don't you drop your WhatsApp/call digits so you'll be reached.?

Wittyness

Zaynkad:
I need assistance to start a business. I am due to birth in a few months and need to start making profits to get baby items and other stuffs. Any assistance will be duely appreciated

Zenith bank
2083365898
Zainab

Saw your email request... howbeit just drop your WhatsApp digits for further engagement towards online earnings.



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MrNovo:
If you are really interested in making money from crypto currency then you need the right education first and the Hamster Airdrop game is designed to teach you everything in a playful way whether you are a beginner or pro.
You can ask to join our Crypto Growth Initiative WhatsApp group where we share more details. My WhatsApp number is in the signature line below.

I've earned SOL from a certain online game .....
Moreso Coinbase is a good Defi to earn easily with crypto(NFT)...if you have good capital.


Wittyness.

Sunnyrado:
If God has bless kindly show some little kindness too.. dey say we rise by lifting others..
Please skills or anything that can be of benefit to someone can you teach people for free.

Learn how to build and sell an online community...you can earn @least $50 monthly with this skill.

Urexcellency:
I'm interested, thanks MA.

Drop your digits in a dead thread then we take it from there.

Wittyness.

helinues:


Dino the car affiliating marketer.

As politics no dey pay again, man must wack

ricson11:
The car is worth about ₦500,000,000 currently


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWUsEKzM5so

Witty Ness.

Drop screenshot(s) of your performance bond or testimonials. That's the way to get conversions.




Witttyness.

VIP Scammer....





Wittyness.

Lexzeey:
All my life I have been fortunate enough to eat what I want to my fill, so when people talk of hunger I really couldn't relate, like how can someone be so hungry he turned to crime just to eat, I honestly couldn't relate, and before now I was earning averagely, so I was just managing life comfortably, until this new govt of tinubu, I started feeling actual hardship, the money i usually use monthly was often enough until recently I can't even get through two weeks with it anymore, and since I didn't cultivate a habit of being frugal and stingy before now I'm now having a hard time keeping up, things run out before I know, and I need more money to survive now, the change is too much, how do I adjust quickly before I go bankrupt, I tried to eat less and deprive myself of basic things I used to enjoy but I'm not even seeing any difference, like it's not making any difference no matter what I do, and I'm punishing myself without seeing results, how do I cut back on living expenses.

The simple solution to your challenge is to come up with a weekly budget then look into getting involved towards having multiple streams income.
More so if you are open to Financial Literacy or Money Management mentorship then drop your digits an ill link you to a session for a token fee as low as $5 for a premium session.




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dominique:
She's definitely kidding.

Ten06:
Don't be of the illusion that if you abstain from sex for 3 months and used 1 or 2 herbal medicine on your V automatically make you a virgin. Please, wake up from your day dream

Wittyness

89green:
great achievement, go to court if you don't want it or apply for your APC shege card

Pls don't quote me cos m not feeling fine, just trying to make sure i remain on the mandate till 3035.

ugonna1054:
Tinubu’s one year in Office

Achievement : Successfullly changed the National Anthem

Smh

PeterObi4LP:
Nigeria is a huge joke. If you get what it takes to Japa, please do for the sake of your children

CheerfulGiver:
Smh

Wittyness

Slickbishop:
Can anyone help in securing a security job anywhere in Lagos with accomodation?I will deeply appreciate

Saw your email request...if it's about your desired security Job search then drop your digits to be linked to one if you can cope with #25k to #30k monthly salary range and also stay on the mainland where I have a company that can employ you..or drop your digits so I can forward it to the appropriate person because I'm not a resident of Lagos but you'll be reached aptly.

Dundalk:

25k 30k..wetin dey go save... Hope they would be feeding them at least twice a day Sha...

Well from what I gathered it's a One day On and One day Off work routine.
Not sure of the feeding part....I've linked some persons that now leverage with the Income to learn a digital skill to secure an online income means whilst still getting paid as security personnel(s).

Dundalk:
sorry... It understandable now...
Well-done.. 🙏👍

psalmylee:
I am interested sir

Are you still interested?


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achicares:
Please, I need a job. Even if it is a security job or working in a building site.

Someone help me, please.

If you have a browsing gadget and can afford a month of 1-gig of weekly internet (that's like #200 weekly) Drop your WhatsApp digits so you can be linked and also held by the hand to start earning via online.



Wittyness

lanre2009:
i will like more information about the below......

Ok drop your digits (WhatsApp) and you'll be reached.



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Seun:
Like a driver who neglects road signs, couples who dismiss the importance of addressing crossroads issues risk veering off course, drifting apart, or even reaching a dead end in their marriage.

Join us in the concluding part of 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 this Sunday as we
address the challenges that crossroads in marriage present and how to manoeuvre around them to finish well

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👉 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲: 6:30 pm (WAT)

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AleAirHub:
I hope Seun account has not been hacked
Ehh Seun dey arrange marriage session, it well

MANNABBQGR1LLS:
....only you 😉

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lanre2009:
I have always been interested in farming but for some reasons i could not start the farm till now. Now i am ready to setup up the farm in the south western part of Nigeria. I will like to have ideas on the following,,,,

1. How much will it cost to cultivate an ACRE of cucumber farm from planting to harvest?

2. what is the ROI on an acre of cucumber farm?

3. How much is a bag of cucumber sold in the market now?

4. Can a tomato farm be setup beside a cucumber farm?

Ideas on other things that should be put in place so as to make the venture successful will be appreciated

Thanks


FarmTech
Farmerakinloye6
Jasper
Jethro

Saw your email request and I'll like you to hint me on how we can be of help to each other.



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dawnomike:
This drama is a season movie...

Lolz

FreeStuffsNG:
If I were SLS, I would never accept the reinstatement without the approval of the Ganduje faction. What is the point in being sent packing in about 3 years if APC gets back into power?
He is above being a pawn in the hands of politicians for God's sake. This is not good for him at all and I see desperation on his side too. If the politicians need a pawn, they should go elsewhere but shouldn't be him.
The NNPP Gov. Is not reinstating him for altruism and the simple test to verify it is to demand if he has gotten the agreement of his opponents so that there will be no problem afterwards.

It's unfortunate that as at now, in the face of the law Emir Ado Bayero is the Emir of Kano until the court say otherwise.

Chimarto:
If this was happening in the east, some sect from Waiste side of Nig, will be saying they can't rule themselves and they want to rule Nigeria but now that's happening in the north they're now blind that they can't see to read, deaf that they can't hear news

Wittyness

SUPER-COP A.K.A HUSHPUPPY'S TAYLOR.



WITTYNESS.

Lolz

April fool in May.



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Besuccesful:
*Fresh Offer*

Our client in Ikoyi need a smart, agile, male with adequate knowledge of Lagos road network and ability to track riders at all times

Job Title: Delivery Manager

Salary: 120k - 150k (With Accommodation)

Interested & Qualified applicants should Whatsapp MDRecruit Agency on 09131056779 Or Kindly Refer

nifemi25:
You aren't responding to your calls

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SadiqBabaSani:
1. Health - 10k but do not fall sick, else you die, better still least it can buy Paracetamol.

2. Food- 10k for the month, buy two basket of garri, sugar and groundnut. Forget protein it is for the politicians.

3. Education - 12k or forget school, let your children stay at home.

4. Transport- 10k Any how you get to your workplace is your business, if you cannot cope, resign.


5. Electricity - 5k

6. Others- 8

E BE THINGS.



Wittyness.

B11ladman:
I need a 3D designer for an urgent project.
Contact 07036435252

I've forwarded your contact to a prolific 3D designer so you'll be reached.



Wittyness.

thompson1510:
As much as I would love this to be professional, its best I post it raw the way I feel.

You don't know me or where I am coming from. I know I have old contacts here that would be shocked I am posting this. But we all have our story.

How I wish I can just be in a podcast right now just to say my mind and voice out my frustrations.
That's just by the way...

I don't know how you would understand but my anxiety is getting the best part of me, i don't complete tasks anymore due to FEAR factor, i find it difficult to concentrate and my brain refuses to sleep anymore.

I have never done this but I need to break the fear/ego "factor" and quickly put this out to you guys...I NEED HELP please!!!

I am in my early thirties, a graduate of LAUTECH (Electronic and Electrical Engineering),

I can also work in any IT-related field.

I need an environment with brilliant minds to grow with please.

I am never playing the pity game here...no one needs to know my story but I am tired of living in Isolation and seeing my DREAMS dying gradually.

State your skill(s) or what you can or have solved before...maybe I'll link you to how you can be earning@least $50 weekly/monthly after a mentorship with a token fee.



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Akanbibabatunde:
Dollar Is about hitting #1500. If you aren't making money in dollars at this point in this economy, I'm sorry about that.. Due to the restrictions on nairaland, you can join my telegram group to learn about how to earn from the comfort of your home. Details in signature.

Wyse1:
The link is not active

Wittyness.

So many Mad people in APC.



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danijesus:
Obi everywhere you go

VinnyBaba:
HUNGRY Beans and Akamu Boys like Yarimo and Helinius will come here to spill Trash.

zubimete:
This man is te real deal., Loved by every race both young and old.

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Profwriter:
You can be smarter, faster and more resourceful using our technology.

Visit https://saueglobal.ai today, and enjoy a stress free life.

Howdy...I saw your email request so can you kindly hint me on how we can be of help to each other or what the subject matter is a regards the request made.
Regards.


Wittyness.

lamboloosta:
Please do you have anyone that can lend up to N7m?

The borrower is willing to use his Landed Asset in Lagos as Collateral.

Kindly reach out if you have any link.

Thanks.

Yes I have and secured a ₦5m loan for a client that just ventured into consumables...drop your digits and I'll forward it for you to be reached.



Wittyness.

flyinnizam:
How come no one is talking about e-naira orchestrated by buhari and Emefiele aka APC. Was it useful?

DOA...

NEUDUDE:
Just imagine say enaira dey work. Tinubu for use cybersecurity levy finish una

Wittyness