₦airaland Forum

Melonny:
will I really sleep(remain faithful) with just one woman for 20-26 years after marriage? it's like eating beans everyday for 26years.
God help us...

Thank you for being truthful dear

Speeddial:
how many lawyers receive 400k monthly?

God bless you for that question

evansjeff:
any UNIBEN applicant who haven't received invitation for screening or is it just my kid sister? she's really on my neck

Yes, not me but my brother and the worst of it is that his jamb and Wace results are excellent. I wonder what the problem is

A is for Ice prince. B is for Olamide C is for Phyno D is for Wizkid E is for Davido and F is for 2baba. Am a genius.

A is for Ice prince. B is for Olamide C is for Phyno D is for Wizkid E is for Davido and F is for 2baba. Am a genius.

Tolexander:
so via what should I celebrate a family far from my geographical existence?

Trust Pokolee, she would have voiced out long ago if she wasn't enjoying the marriage. See how she celebrates her son monthly and the way she exalts her husband time to time on social media. What evidence of happiness does one need again?

Doing all that doesn't grantee a happy home ok. Not hating though but the money used in buying that phone could have been used to save lives in the street and their villages. Well their money their prblm

Famouson:
All I see are two shameless people.. The first one already has a child almost 19yrs old for another woman... The other just divorced.. A marriage under disguise would never last....JJC and Funky Akindele, I never saw this coming..

Stop thinking with your anus

spactacus:
this people need buhari in their life

Not just buhari but him and his change

spacyzuma:
Scary.

The damn snake was greedy and deserved to die.

Why swallow two goats at once? It should have eaten the male goat only, and left. Then after some weeks, come back and eat the female goat (after she's delivered). Then come back after a few weeks to eat the kid.

Your greedy than the snake. To have thought of ending this generation of goat in just a month. Reason am nah

riddler4real:
I shake my head in sympathy.....

You will soon nod in agreement. No offense buddy

MadamExcellency:
Agadi n'gwo ofe.

Umuaka n'eme ntaghaji, I soro ha n'agba egwu uro onwa.

Agadi n'gwo ofe...... Old man/woman way dey drag,soup. Lolz. Igbo kwanu

Her name is Maryjane Chinwe Ejifor. Op next time cover her name well

TuneChi369:
I go first ask her if i be oracle to her cos this na burnt offering...

Lmao, you just made my night

Dshocker:
Who dash you husband ¿

Na God o

Dshocker:
As soon as you enter menopause without a husband

lol, sorry dear but am already married with kids. Receive sense and leave gene alone

Dshocker:
When is she getting married,or isn't she bothered.....

When are you getting sense and rich or aren't you bothered

chysam:
Guy shaaaarap ur buccal cavity on soup cooking. Now listen attentively. Abi Na read with full concentration sef.

1. 2 cups of Egusi - igbo own #160 -Yoruba own #140
2. Kpanla kekere #100
3. Bitterleaf #50
4.Onions #40
5.Dry pepper #40
6.Red palm oil #50
7.Seasoning cubes #20

Change remaining is #40 which will buy two cups of garri sef.

Abeg delete soup matter from your list joor!!! And stop increasing the already risen temperature/blood pressure in people following the change we are in now.

When last did you visit the market, 2014 I guess. Visit now and rewrite your post about oil, egusi and even garri. You be man or woman sef

The end point of this is that 500 has lost its value and the poor masses are suffering. Let's pray to God for our Country

ediman:
So, in summary what you saying is that government should bring back our corruption abi?

You said it yourself.

If all these things will happen and a bag of rice will still be sold at 11k and dollar for 180 then no prblm

If all these things will happen and a bag of rice will still be sold at 11k then no prblm

We dey talk of bag of rice, beans and garri you dey talk of cement. No b person way chop belly full dey build house. Waiting concern hungry man with cement

tobillionaire:
Mother of three within 5 years, how come

Its the Lord's doing

Mbaka why,mbaka why. Leave politics for politicians

Sphinx02:
I recently told my lady this but she felt it wz harsh.Is it? Anyways d mssg has been received loud and clear.

Was that how your father divorced your mother or did you think your mum never disrespected your fathers mum. Well, get ready cos your sis will come back home very soon if she's married for disrespecting her MIL. Some men re just chicken

Onegai:
Innovestor, today is Thursday, send your wife a message right now, ask her what she's doing, if there's light etc. Come home earlier than usual and play with the kids. Buy cake for your wife and everybody eat. When I say play, I mean PLAY. Dance like an egun masquerade. During this play, you guys should make a paper ball, recreate the NIG-GER match of yesterday (pls be Germany ) and stylishly throw it at Mum. Let her pass it back, infact,rush her if she holds the ball long. Feel free to smack her bum during the play, no red card given. Don't ask for sex.

Tomorrow, come home and watch whatever she wants to watch, discuss it with her animatedly. What hairdo is she wearing? Bet you don't know offhand tell her to bring her nailpolish, you want to practise painting because the economy has crashed and manipedis ain't cheap. Ask her what's going with life. Just listen. Gist freely.

Saturday, you and her go to the mall. Go watch a movie together (no kids allowed). In the car home, hold her hand. When you get home, don't sit in your usual seat (the one you use as your personal space), sit with her. Tell her "I've missed us having fun, I've missed you". See how the evening goes.

How I wish all men will act like you've just said. But this kind of stuffs only happen in Korea love movies. Missing my husband already

Mopolchi:
But mama still drink and she dey old and kicking

Just peed on ma pantie becos of this. Old and kicking indeed

Came:
Make your wife do born another pikin oooo, no be this shakara way she dey always do. Happy birthday to you .

How many you don born eeeh? Re you even married

googlepikins:
Na wa o this Buhari sef, so useless. It's good make hunger catch zombies till 2019, maybe by then them go learn the hard way

We blame buhari for everyfin. Tell me what has he got to do with the fact that this corn is red eeeh. You never see red corn before. I pity that man atimes

Tobium1:
She her small breast

The smaller the swter and easy to handle.

RoyalBlak007:
MOST BEES ON A PERSON

Chinese beekeeper She Ping holds the world record by having 331,000 bees on him at once, a record we assume will stand because no one else is insane enough to try to top that

Who counted the bees to be sure it 331,000. White people sef

Motherfucker2:
Don't trust any dog that eats banana

Its fruit, even rats eat banana too