₦airaland Forum

supernet4:
sho ro niyen

What ever it means whether good or bad, back to sender

labamo07:
Mr spokesman clap for yourself. Nkita barking early in the morning................

It takes an Nkita to recognize another Nkita. My dear you're an Nkita

AlphaCentauri:
all YORUBA food lol

OK ITS OFFICIAL. YORUBA IS THE BEST TRIBE IN NIGERIA


i am not yoruba oooo so dont come and flame me

So chin-chin, five alive, Chinese and fried rice,malt and even shawama are all yourba food. You need Jesus my dear friend

Xxpress:
Omg.... End time couples. What's going to happen to the union when the ATM is out of cash.

Then the cook will ho on strike

Larablink:
loud mouth,your here again running your mouth as usual.if you can't advice why can't you shut up that hole you call a mouth. Coward.

This hasn't called for abuses ok

Empire, Power, Jump suit, witches from the east end, vampires dairy, under the dome, v series.ETC

Its only a jobless MIL will leave her business/ work and stay in her daughters home or two week. She's not ashamed of her self. Since your wife is doing nufin abt it , send her home to be with the so called mum. Haba, I won't take that from my mum even though she came and stayed only 3weeks after my delivery saying she needs to go back to her business.

winkmart:
"Hello Damilola, I need you 4ukkk me tonight"Toyin called me around 8pm on that Sunday evening. She claimed her parents have travelled to Lagos and she was all alone with the house help and it just rained in her area and she had been thinking about us all day.

I was so tired that evening after getting home from work. I was on weekend shift and I really had much to do that day at The ROUNDA Fun Spot where I work in Abeokuta. I also needed the sexx too, but I was hungry at that moment, I had only taken breakfast and my stomach ached like I was having ulcer.

"No problem, come around, am also home alone " I knew I had to get something to eat before she got here. so I headed to be Abokiii guy at the street end and git tea and bread. There was this guy beside him selling provisions, I thought of buying condoms, but was shy or do I say ashamed of saying it out because there were a lot of people around there. Then I remembered I had a packet at home, so I felt safe.

Toyin got here after 30minutes and we decided to have some chats. We spoke late into the night as I planned to knock her out with my magic stick. It was around 11pm when we were about to start the action. I walked up to my shelf and what I saw almost drove me nuts. I didn't realise I was about to commit one of the biggest sins in the Bible. The condoms were gone, except for the pack and I didn't know when I shouted "Jesu, Moku " meaning Jesus, am dead.

it was late into the night and I wasn't sure I would get to see any condom to buy at that time again.

I told Toyin about the ish and she just started crying, because we had never fukkkked without condom and she was not ready to risk it for anything. We romanced crazily that night, I asked her to turn her back at me, close up her legs, applied oils on her thighs and then put my something and started doing the shoki on her closed thighs, I did same for her buubs and I felt it was the real thing because Toyin 1 boob bigger than my head, I cMe and we both got exhausted and slept off in each others arms nakeedd, but not until after we had had our Night Devotions and asked for God's forgiveness.

NEVER Bleep WITHOUT CONDOM

What message re you passing in this your story eeeh. Ok, we should shout the name Jesus in vain wen we want to fuke and hv no CD or Pray after a fuke and romance with our GF or always keep a CD at home in case of emergency or to accept any girl that calls and says he's lonely at home
What impact is this your long story eeh. Waste of BM

winkmart:
"Hello Damilola, I need you 4ukkk me tonight"Toyin called me around 8pm on that Sunday evening. She claimed her parents have travelled to Lagos and she was all alone with the house help and it just rained in her area and she had been thinking about us all day.

I was so tired that evening after getting home from work. I was on weekend shift and I really had much to do that day at The ROUNDA Fun Spot where I work in Abeokuta. I also needed the sexx too, but I was hungry at that moment, I had only taken breakfast and my stomach ached like I was having ulcer.

"No problem, come around, am also home alone " I knew I had to get something to eat before she got here. so I headed to be Abokiii guy at the street end and git tea and bread. There was this guy beside him selling provisions, I thought of buying condoms, but was shy or do I say ashamed of saying it out because there were a lot of people around there. Then I remembered I had a packet at home, so I felt safe.

Toyin got here after 30minutes and we decided to have some chats. We spoke late into the night as I planned to knock her out with my magic stick. It was around 11pm when we were about to start the action. I walked up to my shelf and what I saw almost drove me nuts. I didn't realise I was about to commit one of the biggest sins in the Bible. The condoms were gone, except for the pack and I didn't know when I shouted "Jesu, Moku " meaning Jesus, am dead.

it was late into the night and I wasn't sure I would get to see any condom to buy at that time again.

I told Toyin about the ish and she just started crying, because we had never fukkkked without condom and she was not ready to risk it for anything. We romanced crazily that night, I asked her to turn her back at me, close up her legs, applied oils on her thighs and then put my something and started doing the shoki on her closed thighs, I did same for her buubs and I felt it was the real thing because Toyin 1 boob bigger than my head, I cMe and we both got exhausted and slept off in each others arms nakeedd, but not until after we had had our Night Devotions and asked for God's forgiveness.

NEVER Bleep WITHOUT CONDOM

What message re you passing in this your story eeeh. Ok, we should shout the name Jesus in vain wen we want to fuke and hv no CD or Pray after a fuke and romance with our GF or always keep a CD at home in case of emergency or to accept any girl that calls and says he's lonely at home
What impact is this your long story eeh

sapiosexual1:
C'est drôle.

Bros it's actually the contrary. Feeding a child with supplementary milk is costlier than breastfeeding and drains the family resources faster than you think.
You know how much NAN 1 or 2 costs? You know how much SMA gold costs? You know how much Cerelac costs? Imagine if you have to buy a tin every 5days, compare that to the free natural breastmilk.
We have seen pictures of a Brazilian minister who was breastfeeding her child in Parliament, we have hawkers, artisans, bankers breastfeeding their babies at work, what then is the limitation to breastfeeding in these economic times?

Show me the bank where you've seen a mother breast feeding her baby and I will show you her sack letter in few weeks. We shld stop deceiving how selves, exclusive is good yes but can you do it. Did your mum do it for you, its not easy pls and saying buying milk is costly then you are also a lying. One thin of milk lasts up to a month for a mother who managers herself well

mistayeancah:
My advice to all nursing mothers, please breastfeed your babies exclusively for at least 6 months.






FTC




Dedicated to all nursing mothers all over the world.

Yea, good advice but the question is can you do it, how many women in Nigeria via this economy can do it. Going for Exclusive means you will be a house wife for the six months breasting your baby with no water or milk plus you eating well with rich food ,fruits and vegetables. So my dear its not easy owk . 2months is good but 6 is a no for me. If you doubt ask your mum weather she did exclusive for you

curvysola:
A Good Cook

Most men believe it is the responsibility of a woman to cook, so hardly learn how to cook but it will interest you to know that women love a man who has skills in the kitchen and cook delicious meals from time to time.

This is one of the reasons why am so attached and attracted to my husband. Lots of love and kisses to you dear.You're the best

NgeneUkwenu:
[size=14pt]The Miserable Life Of an IPOB Yoot...[/size]

IPOB Youth: Aisha Is Wanted In USa for Fraud..She Cant Enter USA.

Aisha: Is a lie, I am not wanted in Usa for fraud..in fact I will sue..

IPOB Yoot: Then sue fayose, let him come and disgrace you in court.

(Aisha files in suit in court)

IPOB Yoot: Yeye Woman, She knew, Fayose was under immunity, she wanted to show....why not just visit the USA instead of wasting money on.. lawyers...Corrupt woman..

Aisha flies to the United States...

IPOB Yoots...Hmmm, because she knew the first 12 days in August are always Diplomatic free days for wanted Criminals...let her go there next month..


In summary:: IPOB Yoots are just Ugu TerrorisTs, sane Nigerians need to ignore

Can you pretend to be matured even if its 20mins. Aboki

Prowizy2:
Congrats!

But this children try o, for this Buhari economy?

Be positive for once. God will provide for them ok. I prayed for such, two boys and a girl but went for scan and was told am just having my baby boy only. God know the best. So my friend always c the good side of somfin

Bolustic:
But your intelligent shoeless PhD holder signed padded budgets for 5 years and still maintained STEALING ISN'T CORRUPTION.

Get over the election loss. GEJ has long moved on.

Mary mother of Christ, have mercy on you

Such a cheap attention seeker. No be your mate they buy 250k scandals and your here lookin for virgin disvirginer

MzPecs:
Won't it be heavy?

If this one fall for person leg, na die oh!

and you know say dying get grade. You can die happy, you can die crying, you can die thinking , you can also die praying but this one, you must die shouting with you mouth wide open. lol

Sunofgod:
Last but not least......number 9

https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2015/07/Buhari-meets-Obama2.jpg

When old age comes, nothing can stop it. With the look on his face is he having any beef with obama

NextGovernor:
Secretly zombies will be like why is this man always acting and saying rubbish.

On nairaland they will come and say.. Buhari will definitely defeat them in Germany. Its the corruption of GEJ and IPOB ranting that caused that bombing and we know them.

Shut up and go to sleep if you don't know what to say. Tnx for your cooperation

Dangerous25:
Lagos state is too small and has to merge with Ogun,Osun,ibadan,parts of ondo ,to form a world class mega city. -City 1
It would also be a good idea to build another mega city on the east coast which will encompass the landmass akwa ibom ,parts of cross river,parts of Rivers state . City 2
Abuja should be extended to merge with jos . Capital city

another mega city which will encompass kano state and parts of kaduna and jigawa states must be built . City 3

Enugu will be another mega city ,but will not have skyscrapers ,just one landmark tower like Eiffel tower . Enugu mega city will extend to it's suburbs which will encompass parts of anambra state ,imo states ,ebonyi state . City 4

the rest of the landmass outside of the above will be demolished and preserved as parks . I understand that Nigeria is an ethnic and tribal country ,but unfortunately ,everyone's village can not be developed . I think my plan above has tried to include something for everyone . every corner cannot be developed . Nigeria will never ever develop that way . I truly think tribe should be abolished because we are all just human beings and what we seek is a functioning society for all people .


reasons why Nigeria will never develop because there are 250 tribes and numerous towns , each of these want skyscrapers in their villages. it's impossible . better way: build a central city and move everyone from countryside to the cities and preserve lands as parks .
You would rarely find vast grasslands and empty lands in Nigeria because every square inch of Nigeria is someone's village .Nigeria can't develop that way.

Buddy no vex but I can't fine Anambra in your map

kingthreat:
Im not a LovePeddler. Im a man. And I screw lot of Biafran whores. good experience.

Hahahahaha, for the fact that you screw a lot of biafran whores, that make you a bigger LovePeddler and fool. Your a man , pls grow up owk

kingthreat:
These biafran whores wont just shut up. Thet just wont

Me a biafran LovePeddler. Well am happy I belong somewhere and am not just anyhow LovePeddler but the biafran own but you, which LovePeddler are you and where do you belong

kingthreat:
My poor use of English? You use a grammatical error against me to make me look bad. At least im better than a cocksucka unlike you.

Bia nwoke'm re you from the moon eeeeh? which one be YOU USE. Indeed, i pity those that waste money on your education

solid3:
Thieves.

When those thieves were in power and sit. Nigeria was better. Prove me wrong if you can

blackpanda:
Associationa of losers and thieves!

Biko association of what are you huh? fools, failure's and zombies. Grow up pls

Bolustic:
Let them fake the smile, they themselves know they have no rest of mind in their heart of hearts.

When DasukiGate, Obanikoro, Metuh, FFK, Fayose points accusing fingers to you that you instructed their different looting, you tell me you truly have peace.

If GEJ still has clout and leverage in the PDP, why has he not been able to broker peace between Makarfi and Sherrif since?

Its obvious you're mad. Dnt forget to take your afternoon drug

Very soon she will get tired and show us his face.

Copee:
Congratulations to them. They should save the energy for later. They will need it when searching for jobs.

Yea your right but for the main time they should celebrate. 5years no be moi moi

klassykute:
5 more years to menopause.. hbd ma

How many years is left for you to join her, its too early to be senseless ok

tukdi:
(1) one is a yoruba geh WHILE the other is a calabar geh! (2) one dey talk like geh WHILE the other dey talk like man! (3) one is 42years old WHILE the other is 45years old!!! (4) one na bleaching queen WHILE The other is not!!! MORAL LESSON: Who dem EPP?

Them help you because you just exercised your fingers while typing this trash

JayJohnson:
I pity the girls of today, many of them only know how to ping and chat, cannot make ordinary eba.

You talking can you make one. Every thing na for woman head

Fabulocity:
6 Simple Foods Every Nigerian Women Must Know How To Make

Scratch that "woman" from the title. Anyone that knows how to get hungry must also know how to cook

God bless you. Cook and eat