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I almost didn't want to open this thread

But no regret that i finally did

As simple as ABC

I HOPE the author of this article is working where his/her talent is needed and appreciated

fados4sure:
I have Basic Science already. What other subjects can you take?

Do you need chemistry teacher

Because i didn't use that popular meme ba

You better confess now

And save the world

placeofallure:
Many of you here have grown to love this expression. Meanwhili, I owe you no proving.

placeofallure:
You are very correct. When I was that age, everybody, virtually everybody I met wanted to date me. Men- boys, uncles, older men, even supposed relatives. They all wanted a piece of the cake but thank God for my mum. She was constantly drumming it in my ears. "You are extremely beautiful, but don't sell your beauty, don't let it get into your head" I was so young and naive I reported every 'toaster' to her my friends in class SS1 will come to class with numerous tales of their sexcapades, I always had nothing to share. I just listened and picked lessons.

I know you are lying but continue

This is how to plan a great future for your children

Marry a beautiful wife, if you know say physically you no well

Don't be like Nigeria "No plan , no Future"

It begins with YOU

Saltoflife:
Abuja is one of the funiest place you meet some powerful and connected ones.
I have had more than 5 of such encounter.

Let me say a few cuz of time.

(1) A yoruba man i met at the enroute my flight from Lagos after around 15mins interaction told me he would tell me a simple secret that would make me a Billionaire if I did what he did that turned him. As if he read my mind? He said I would see evidence by myself before I drop off cuz he ordered uber for us. At last when he gave me his card I said wow like 15 times before I dotted all the i's.

He told me the secrets after sha. I'm grateful to him.

(2) My 3 months old casual friend said I should see her off. She drove and boom we were inside aso rock. That was my first time in there. Unknown to me she was one of the photographer of the first lady.

It's dinner time. My wife is calling. I may return to add more.

Edit: I will give this same answer to everyone who desires to know the secret he told me.
(1) I'm not a starter in business, he gave me the billionaire secrets because he say I was already a millionaire that needs that edge to break the billionaire barrier.

(2) We millionaire knows that every secrets told isn't aquire in a day. I had been building my businesses for 11years.

(3) No one is paying kobo for anything I teach or reveal. Check out my instagram at ogakola or you tube at blessing kolawole where I give out tips daily for free. I don't need to sell you anything to validate what I know and it's working for me. If you like you do what I say if you like don't. I don't do all this motivation branding nonsense.

(4)My top secrets are only revealed based on relationship and following sikena.

(5) Lastly I am the salt of life. I try to help as much people as I can. I'm not yet a billionaire but the single secrets given to me will make me. It's a 15years plan for me. I'm not in a hurry.

following you on instagram already

I am a witness to this in my local government area,

Ogori/Magongo Area, Kogi State

this has never happened before as we are a peaceful settlement

everybody voted in peace and left, waiting for results to be announced, and a

particular political party seeing that they will lose, started moving from one polling

unit to another, burning ballot papers, i guess this is the new rigging

trick now, especially seeing ,this is what is reported all over Nigeria

Buharimustgo16F:
Here is full of Work ok....but on some condition?

please what are the conditions

Buharimustgo16F:
Thank God i did not make it again to come All way from Germany to Nigeria to Vote out that Failure call Buhari...Still believe my Fellow Nigerians we do it for us here in Abroad . Atiku all the Way

i want to come to Germany to hustle
hope their wahala there is not too much

2extremes:
So he has been counting money over 10 years ago?
Where am still here looking for election job


Please Am in need of a job during this forth coming election.
Please, if you have link to working as INEC adhoc staff, Party agent, Election observer or volunteer, kindly contact me. Am in Abuja but willing to relocate to any state.. Thanks.
08157514612

hello bro
if you are really serious as you sound
you don't need to travel anywhere to work as an inec adhoc staff
just locate their office in any nearest local government close to you in abuja
and fill a form
go there with 1 passport and nysc discharge certificate
it is closing on the 18th of jan 2019
stay blessed
jesus loves you

bro connect me na
help a brother

this look na better meme o

wife : see this one now, repairing his cap ,instead of rearranging down below, try me make you no do well this night with all your shakara

husband : make man arranged himself well, who knows ,the next bride may be in the crowd here looking , i can't come and kill myself

Uchenna31:
I still can't believe this.....I never got the mail to come during the verification and screening process, went there by faith,....and to God be the Glory, I got a mail from them for my CBT this Saturday in Abuja.

Keep your faiths alive guys!!!
E go surely happen.

Plz note that it was not specified if it's BSC or HND. am a BSC holder tho!
best of luck!!!

Congrats bro
but was it the first general verification you went for
or the just concluded one

etibaba:
Tyronne got injured immediately after the world cup. Anterior Cruciate Ligament injury, 6-8 months out.

ok thanks
i just hope he will be fit before nations cup

miniyi018:
Where is Tyronne Ebuehi??

i thought i am the only one missing that guy o biko football analyst where is he

autoposh:
Marking shldnt take time since we answerd our questions on OMR sheets.

please what was the pattern of the questions was it like this past questions flying all over the place

emmieachichi:
Sorry dat my screen shot of d jamb CBT is not clear, na kpalasa phone I dey maintain hence my difficulty to upload d software of jamb CBT questions from the year 1999-2016, all 15 subjects including maths n English..

please i just downloaded it, how do i get the activation code,

Thanks

ondo venue 32 artillery brigade 006hrs am 24th

Rolly83:
Linda Linda Linda!! How many times did I call u? You're not telling us the truth. Even me here can not tell the secret to my success. Pls Nigerians aren't that gullible. This is how these celebs keep lieing up and down.

I have worked with DPR for 5 years now tho I'm doing very well in my private life but I can't still afford a house in "Banana Island" like you!!!

Linda you're a Bloody liar!!!

abeg connect your boy na

Allow God use you for me

thanks

Timz4real01:
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nice one bro, i appreciate the effort

youngwarrior:
feel free to ask your fiverr related questions.

how do i start from the scratch

i want to learn

hello friends please this topic is for the sake of those applying for frsc service, those that have

written the police exams should shed more light, as it is been reported in the media that 30

questions were arabic based questions, and what are the likely paper types ,i heard of

current affairs, use of English please what are the rest

please share your view

thanks

psucc:
One of the most considered criteria for selection is your participation in the coordination i.e. how you interact by answering questions as well as making useful observations. Wish you the best.

I am waiting for their sms

Have you gotten the sms

so even jamb this regime cannot conduct well

inec 2019 election will be like candidates who fail to make the bilot list should come for re-election

smh

adedejis:
am helpin with registration. Am using my mb and resources. How is that different from a cafe helping out wth jamb, neco, waec registration etc for a token. Am just an entrepreneur trying to survive

i am not sure they were saying do it for me

all they were asking was how should they do it or go about it or how were you able to do yours

they want guidance and what you saw was an avenue to scoop money from their ineptitude

adedejis:
Need help completing your registration. Contact me via coinbasepost@gmail.com




Please know that this service is not free...I charge a small token

with these attitude of yours and others who are asking for money or gifts how are you

different from those asking same at the various agencies from unemployed youths

this is definitely a shame to the society

leaders of tomorrow my foot

JoGray:
My crate of day old broilers arrived last week Wednesday, on the 18th. They were already sprayed their first vaccine. I bought also Amoxy col WSP, neobro and sanctity energizer glucose as prescribed by the vet. They all looked healthy, except one who died later that day. Leaving me with 51 chicks.


These are the pics I took on Wednesday.

please i will to know the medication you use for them and how
e.g 1st day glucose ,3-6 day multivitamins etc
and what did you use as source of heat for them

you can't but agree with this list

*TYPES OF HUSBANDS:*

1: *BACHELOR HUSBAND*
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: *ACIDIC HUSBAND.* Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: *SLAVE HUSBAND*
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: *GENERAL HUSBAND*
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: *DRY HUSBAND*
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's interest, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: *PANADOL HUSBAND*
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when in need of something from her. He's clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: *PARASITE HUSBAND.*
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: *BABY HUSBAND*
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his mother or relatives; subjects wife to relatives dictates thereby running to them when things go wrong.

9: *VISITING HUSBAND*
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: *CARING HUSBAND*
Caring and loving; he provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. He guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Dear brothers, which type of husband are YOU? And for the sisters, which is your's?

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