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you can't but agree with this list

*TYPES OF HUSBANDS:*

1: *BACHELOR HUSBAND*
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: *ACIDIC HUSBAND.* Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: *SLAVE HUSBAND*
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: *GENERAL HUSBAND*
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: *DRY HUSBAND*
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's interest, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: *PANADOL HUSBAND*
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when in need of something from her. He's clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: *PARASITE HUSBAND.*
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: *BABY HUSBAND*
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his mother or relatives; subjects wife to relatives dictates thereby running to them when things go wrong.

9: *VISITING HUSBAND*
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: *CARING HUSBAND*
Caring and loving; he provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. He guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Dear brothers, which type of husband are YOU? And for the sisters, which is your's?

NPOWER SENT A MESSAGE TO PARTICIPANTS OF THE SCHEME TO COME AND GET THEIR DEVICE YESTERDAY. BUT ONLY TWO PEOPLE WERE ABLE TO GET THEIRS BECAUSE THEY SAID SIMS WERE NOT AVAILABLE BUT DISTRIBUTION WILL COMMENCE FRIDAY OR MONDAY
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npowerng:
During the course of collecting your NPower Devices, do NOT pay ANYONE one Naira for anything, whether to get into the distribution Center or at the MTN Office or anywhere or for anything.
No one is to charge you for anything.
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Good afternoon
i have been asked to come and get my device tomorrow but i can't make it to the state capital tomorrow, please can i go and get it after
thanks

if my wife tell me this
na to carry the grocery store come house dat day

Demigods666:


Keep deceiving yourselves.

We have been to the Astral world through Astral projection even before we became spiritual satanist.

Soooooo. Your illustration or whatever up their is invalid.

Take it from me.

Once you Astral project and visit other realms, go places. Then you have experienced how death is, the only difference here is you come back to your body, it's not permanent. What you see when you Astral project is the same you get when you die.

So if you all keep following those damn Jews who have re written the black history and changed everything in order to keep the truth away, then you guys are OYO.

can you tell us what happens when you astral project
thanks

npowerng:
No penalty for that sir. Communication would be provided soon on the next step after the assessment test.

for the first batch of npower applicants, are there arrangement to distribute the device soon or that aspect is on hold for now
thanks

[quote author=Esther96 post=59645409]Proudly September 17th my birthday mate reach me on 08169418849 so we celebrate together..... [/quote you are too far I would have love us to celebrate our BD together

these are for no sex before marriage couple
not all this experienced boyfriends and girlfriends

the neck and height of no 10 looks like a current serving African President hit like if you know the person

kindly drop your numbers and indicate if U are female or male
Added advantage if you are a futarian
let go there
stop viewing gentlemen and ladies and drop ur digits

if he tries it next time bite him i repeat bite the godam boy and thank me latter

jhudit:
His mum might be rotten by now then, except he excluded her from his senseless rant. Sometimes I wonder if these guys put off their brains like data connection, before posting.

savage
u are a wicked somebody lolz

Evaberry:
Bros calm down na
nor be quarrel see as u wan finish me

I'm just looking for attention o ti gan

love your brain of homours u are funny

I saw someone with FRSC form he said he got it from there office submission is 6 weeks after the date of advertising is form still on sale guys any idea if it is true

were they adopted haahahahahaha

oseka101:
yeah ...........

i thought only females from there bear the name not the males

oseka101:
olodos everywhere man it's our duty to expose them nice one....

are you an ogorian

HAH:
The popular zink house where we use to eat in samaru

I can vividly remember how we ate there in our student activism days 98-99 along with Dino, Tijani aluta, arokoyo, benji, saleh kuba and the rest of our comrades, boys are now men

oga please i need a job
am also a graduate of abu

an afonja man will say eleyi gidi gan o

say something MOG

please surelee dont confuse us what doesn't look 40 the woman or the dress

.

please house

i applied for 2016/17 industrial chemistry M.sc in futa and i heard they wrote an exam, i don't know how true this is , as i hv been waiting for the admission list.

Anybody who knows how they run their system there should please help me out

please also help me with the fees
and accommodation arrangement

DAD AND DAUGHTER MET ON BBM CHAT.......
Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl!
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious 'n’ delicious,live in Maryland and you?
Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Are you serious? Same age as my dad.
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bed room with her friend doing home work.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ with fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, iPads, Cash, Gifts and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we should meet because you are in Maryland and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, wheredo I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.
Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework, I don’t want my dad to know that I have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.
Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey! You said your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Maryland do you stay?
Sweetgirl:::: Estate, House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you....

the rate people are meeting indoors this days ehnn

in fact i am coming let me tell dem to carry our village meeting inside too

cdizz:
For the prospective postgraduate students of Federal University of technology Akure for 2015/2016 session, let's come together and rub minds on the current ongoing admission process. Its more than a month we obtained the forms. Anybody in the house to shed more light on the likely expected date the admission list would be released?

just saw the tread

please i will need your help as a prospective futa mtech student , department of chemistry 16/17

i don't know if they write exams and why the list is delaying like this

do court refuse divorce
reach der first na
but say no to divorce
if she like mk she hide the certificate for grave
if she catches you with another lady
she will get to that court bfor you

y u no tell am say


u wan give am BJ

then do the needfull on his balls

dont struggle always , ladies learn to agree wit the attacker and disagree whn he is about to come

i have learnt that only smart ppl survive in this cruel world

by now he will be the one tell the story not you

from your write up i guess you and the pastor are both single

now you don't want to mingle nd settle down because he is a pastor and he never blow

ladies always running from men of God except when they need help

if na designer bags nd shoes now u won't ask for advice o

so because he is following the bible now Gen 1 v 28
you are uncomfortable

you be witch

lalasticlala come and see your sister. lolz

garnet2:
Good morning Nairalanders,

Contrary to reports circulating in the media that Npower participants have been paid our December Allowance, it is pertinent to let you know that that majority of us even states assumed to be paid are not yet paid. I went to complain in kogi state Npower focal person office yesterday and I saw a lot of people with the same complaints. My question is why pay some people and leave out others?

Is the FG telling us that in this age and time, their E-payment platform from CBN can't make an instant payment to 200,000 people at a time?...

Please pay us o!

you didn't tell us what his response was

pls kindly do