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FoodRe: Help My Beans! by Woke4all(m): 9:36pm On May 30, 2010
^^
It seems beans is ur favourite. Is it?
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 9:30pm On May 30, 2010
lizzybabe1:
I can't really say. Maybe 3? But at least, they all would have had the same Daddy. Not different Daddies like some people I know. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I like that bold part.
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 9:23pm On May 30, 2010
[quote author=invisible! link=topic=453907.msg6120817#msg6120817 date=1275248323]See cowards, all of una dey poke for under and are too scared of responsibilities? I have news for ya, berra start now to procreate now you are young instead of waiting until your organs are weak from overuse. That time you will be doing the 'thing' once in three months. Madam will just give you poison and marry a virile young man with your money while you sulk in hell.[/quote]Is there anything wrong with this goat?


If you are married now did you marry as a virgin?



obstead200:
if not for condoms, pills and, on one or two occasions, abortion, I would have fathered a whole kindred by now. A street filled with my offsprings should have been named after me by now. my children born within a year will be enough for a classroom grin grin

But u know the funny thing, finding galfriends is very easy. But now, I want to get married and I'v come to discover that finding a wife is not easy at all. The only girl I love enough to want to settle down with does not seem to give a damn about me. I've been trying for some time now to impress her and get her to look favourably on me. am still hoping to succeed though.
I like that part.
CultureRe: Why Do Beautiful Girls Keep An Ugly Girl As Their Best Friend? by Woke4all(m): 5:58pm On May 30, 2010
You've answered it. They don't trust their boyfriend
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 5:45pm On May 30, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Better to stick with one who shoots blanks grin[/color]
pls break it down
CultureRe: deleted by Woke4all(m): 2:25pm On May 30, 2010
nat138:
@ Woke4all,
I know every ethnic groups have the good and the bad, but I guess that is just my own choice.
And what do you mean by don't be tribalhuh I am not even from the south south, so how am I being tribal?
I mean rating or characterising them.
CultureRe: deleted by Woke4all(m): 9:08am On May 30, 2010
I think every tribe hv nice guys even though you met some that are nice to you there are lots of crazy ones too so pls don't be tribal.
FoodRe: Help My Beans! by Woke4all(m): 9:02am On May 30, 2010
Boil till they are soft before adding other ingredients or

Add potash and if it's still like that forget it and just grind them for moi-moi
RomanceRe: Being With One Girlfriend Is Boring by Woke4all(m): 7:48am On May 30, 2010
FL Gators:
So you think you'll easily lose the habit of having multiple partners? Just like that?
am not addicted. It's just for fun coz at times school can be boring and girls are surplus.
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 7:37am On May 30, 2010
Faher:
What makes you so sure that your stuff is even fertile tongue
Unless your babes have had 9 abortions, u can't say for sure cheesy
because it's tested and trusted.
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 11:09pm On May 29, 2010
^^
No ma You are a fairjin Ooo.
RomanceRe: Being With One Girlfriend Is Boring by Woke4all(m): 11:00pm On May 29, 2010
FL Gators:
Makes no difference. If he cant stick with more than one gf, then what's the likelihood that he'll stick to one wife.

A polygamous-to-be man walking. . . .
Who said so? Besides am not yet ready to marry.



[quote author=9-11 link=topic=453850.msg6116472#msg6116472 date=1275169083]Why not? huh I thought what's good for the goose is good for the gander.  huh
Besides, two can play the game or don't you think? undecided cheesy[/quote]yes coz i don't even know he moves. Guy girls are terrible oooo.
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 10:35pm On May 29, 2010
Missy B:
Virgins aren't allowed? Oops!! ma bad . . . .Gotta gerrout of here. embarassed
Super story but pls come back soon for testimonies.
RomanceRe: Being With One Girlfriend Is Boring by Woke4all(m): 10:25pm On May 29, 2010
[quote author=9-11 link=topic=453850.msg6116364#msg6116364 date=1275167727]I bet hollandis and woke4all won't be upset if their girlfriends have five extra boyfriends. cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote]I guess we don't practise polyandry. Do we?
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 9:56pm On May 29, 2010
^^
So be sincere coz am interested in reading ur's too
RomanceRe: Being With One Girlfriend Is Boring by Woke4all(m): 9:37pm On May 29, 2010
Not just boring but for safety. Even in ur car you need a spare tire coz you don't know what's gonna happen on the way.
RomanceLet's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 9:29pm On May 29, 2010
If not for morning before/after pills, abortion and condom. How many kids do you think you would have got??

For me i would have gotten at least 9 grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Should Start Wearing Price Tags Please! by Woke4all(m): 9:08pm On May 29, 2010
Hahaha grin Dem no go gree wear coz dem too stuborn
WebmastersRe: Yab A Friend On Facebook (the 1st Nigerian App On Facebook) by Woke4all(m): 7:17pm On May 29, 2010
Who said it's the first? There are lots of 9ja applications no fb.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 6:01pm On May 29, 2010
^^
No be only delicious na deathlicious.


You no dey hungry??
RomanceRe: Come And See What My Eyes Have Seen by Woke4all(m): 5:38pm On May 29, 2010
She just dey start with you.  You go receive mail you go co tire.

To find more about her pls just google LIZZY DION  and you will see all the message she's gonna send you.

Here is another picture she also sent me.

RomanceRe: Come And See What My Eyes Have Seen by Woke4all(m): 5:08pm On May 29, 2010
My guy it's a scam.   She sent me same mail but gave her name as LIZZY DION.   the next thing she's gonna tell you is about the money her father left.  So be wise ooooo 

Here are the pictures she sent me.

Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:51pm On May 29, 2010
dani1luv:
Joining you in doing what undecided
In eatin the poison you prepared.
Music/RadioRe: What Song(s) do You Never Get Tired Of Listening To? by Woke4all(m): 4:40pm On May 29, 2010
EMINEM mocking bird

MI  Am hot

WANDE COLE     bumper 2 bumper & ololufe

MJ   Hold my hands & Speechless

2PAC   Hit dem up & dear mama

WEST LIFE  More than words,  what makes a man,  you make me feel, reasons in sun, soledad, if i let you go, can't loose what you never had.

and lotz more
Music/RadioRe: What Song(s) do You Never Get Tired Of Listening To? by Woke4all(m): 4:35pm On May 29, 2010
MI Am hot

WANDE COLE bumper 2 bumper & ololufe

MJ Hold my hands & Speechless

2PAC Hit dem up & dear mama


and lotz more
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2010
dani1luv:
Velli Velli Simple

Ingredients
Alcohol (Chelsea preferably) grin
Rice
Maggi
Salts
Superglue

Procedure
* Add 4bottle of chelsea iin your cooking pot
* Wait until the alcohol begins to pop
* Add 6cubes of maggi
* Add 7table spoon of salts
* Pour 2super glues. .
* Add you Rice

Wait for about 20 minutes. .Remove your pot;  take it outside; and put under the sun
Wait for about 5hours for it to dry. . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sefini


Your End Product. . grin grin grin grin grin

https://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q371/d-k-photos/nigerian-ghana-jollof-rice21.jpg
learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues*

so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? grin

dani do you mind joinin me?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:10pm On May 29, 2010
dani1luv:
Velli Velli Simple

Ingredients
Alcohol (Chelsea preferably) grin
Rice
Maggi
Salts
Superglue

Procedure
* Add 4bottle of chelsea iin your cooking pot
* Wait until the alcohol begins to pop
* Add 6cubes of maggi
* Add 7table spoon of salts
* Pour 2super glues. .
* Add you Rice

Wait for about 20 minutes. .Remove your pot;  take it outside; and put under the sun
Wait for about 5hours for it to dry. . cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sefini


Your End Product. . grin grin grin grin grin

https://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q371/d-k-photos/nigerian-ghana-jollof-rice21.jpg
learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues*

so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? grin

dani do you mind joinin me?
Technology MarketRe: Lgr400 For Sale by Woke4all(m): 1:06pm On May 29, 2010
Where are you located?
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 12:12pm On May 29, 2010

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