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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just 4 Missy by Woke4all(op): 10:13am On May 27, 2010
Missy B:
Thank You . . . 

Can I have a drink, please? cheesy
sure.

Errrrrm i hv whisky, wine and softs. So what do you care for??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just 4 Missy by Woke4all(op): 10:11am On May 27, 2010
Missy B:
Thank You . . . 

Can I have a drink, please? cheesy
sure.

Errrrrm i hv whisky, wine and softs. So what do you care for??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just 4 Missy by Woke4all(op): 10:11am On May 27, 2010
Missy B:
Thank You . . . 

Can I have a drink, please? cheesy
sure.

Errrrrm i hv whisky, wine and softs. So what do you care for??
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 8:46am On May 27, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451447.msg6100130#msg6100130 date=1274922319][color=deeppink]There's calamity in the land.[/color][/quote]Mama gee don't be afraid coz my seventh isn't yet complet. I will make you my 4th ok? grin
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 8:44am On May 27, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451447.msg6100130#msg6100130 date=1274922319][color=deeppink]There's calamity in the land.[/color][/quote]Mama gee don't be afraid coz my seventh isn't yet complet. I will make you my 4th ok? grin
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 8:19am On May 27, 2010
adetoru:
Even bible talk am say,in the last days seven women go hold on to the skirt of one man Isaiah4:1grin
Are you ready to hold my skirt now?? grin
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 8:16am On May 27, 2010
adetoru:
Even bible talk am say,in the last days seven women go hold on to the skirt of one man Isaiah4:1grin
Are you ready to hold my skirt now?? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just 4 Missy by Woke4all(op): 8:03am On May 27, 2010
Missy B:
Chei!  shocked shocked
The man who said ''The way to a man's heart is through his stomach'' was right.
lol grin grin

So let's into business.
welcome to my castle.
GamingRe: Close Your Eyes And Type by Woke4all(m): 5:55pm On May 26, 2010
What are you doin

can yu type.
GamingRe: Close Your Eyes And Type by Woke4all(m): 5:09pm On May 26, 2010
Am a good typist so even when i close my eyes i can touch every key on the keyboard.
michelin89:
Woke, why don't you try and write the sentence below with your eyes closed?

"I am trying to learn the game."
i am trying to learn the game.


What's your real name?
GamingRe: Close Your Eyes And Type by Woke4all(m): 5:09pm On May 26, 2010
Am a good typist so even when i close my eyes i can touch every key on the keyboard.
michelin89:
Woke, why don't you try and write the sentence below with your eyes closed?

"I am trying to learn the game."
i am trying to learn the game.


What's your real name?
RomanceRe: She Comes To My House Only When She Menstruates by Woke4all(m): 4:57pm On May 26, 2010
jas man:
Each time this Lady visited me, it was always with her friend, and I meant each time for almost six good months. I knew she wasn't dating anyone, and for whatever reason why she was not comfortable to be in my house alone did not anger me at all. finally, she graduated by coming a lone in jeans pant. Each time I saw her off, I will gently, carefully, respectfully opened the door, gave her a little kiss and ended the day.This was about 9ys ago, just out of college, with good job,beautiful house and very high end car. I could have ended the relationship, get another lady who'll give me what i'm looking for.At that point i was already in love with her but not showing it sexually and just played along foolishly. One weekend after lunch, we went back to my house,not different from how we spend our weekends and when it was time for her to go, as usual, she picked her bag and started leaving. When we got to the door, I opened it, gave her a kiss in the lips and i thought she will say bye and go. This time she stayed there looking at me. I lean over again, this time a little more closer and as i was trying to kiss her, she held me very tightly in the neck and i quickly picked her up, closed the door and carry her back straight to my bedroom,and the rest are stories. Today, she's my wife and mother to my 2kids for 9yrs and a real blessing in my life. Stop thinking about intimacy each time you see her, she really like you and that's why she keeps visiting you some are not easily comfortable with men for some reason.
hmmm nice one. cheesy cheesy

But Hw long did you wait??
RomanceRe: She Comes To My House Only When She Menstruates by Woke4all(m): 4:57pm On May 26, 2010
jas man:
Each time this Lady visited me, it was always with her friend, and I meant each time for almost six good months. I knew she wasn't dating anyone, and for whatever reason why she was not comfortable to be in my house alone did not anger me at all. finally, she graduated by coming a lone in jeans pant. Each time I saw her off, I will gently, carefully, respectfully opened the door, gave her a little kiss and ended the day.This was about 9ys ago, just out of college, with good job,beautiful house and very high end car. I could have ended the relationship, get another lady who'll give me what i'm looking for.At that point i was already in love with her but not showing it sexually and just played along foolishly. One weekend after lunch, we went back to my house,not different from how we spend our weekends and when it was time for her to go, as usual, she picked her bag and started leaving. When we got to the door, I opened it, gave her a kiss in the lips and i thought she will say bye and go. This time she stayed there looking at me. I lean over again, this time a little more closer and as i was trying to kiss her, she held me very tightly in the neck and i quickly picked her up, closed the door and carry her back straight to my bedroom,and the rest are stories. Today, she's my wife and mother to my 2kids for 9yrs and a real blessing in my life. Stop thinking about intimacy each time you see her, she really like you and that's why she keeps visiting you some are not easily comfortable with men for some reason.
hmmm nice one. cheesy cheesy

But Hw long did you wait??
GamingRe: Close Your Eyes And Type by Woke4all(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2010
michelin89:
The vall is under the tyable! <------ angry angry angry angry
ok

the vall is under the tyable.

Am learning asdf lkj
GamingRe: Close Your Eyes And Type by Woke4all(m): 4:25pm On May 26, 2010
y dont you repeat typing the 1st sentence then i can follow?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Street Lingua (lol) by Woke4all(m): 4:15pm On May 26, 2010
You sure say no be ctrl+c  and  ctrl+v   you do so?  Coz this thread dey nairaland.
Anyhow sha Make i add make e 4 no lost.

IDFU-   I dey fear u or i don 4kup.

YGWO-  You go wund oooo.

AP-  Hw package.

IWLO-  I won log out.

IGCYHL-  I go come your house latter.

DBNG-   The babe no gree.

NWO-    Na wa o

make i match break 4 here make others continue.grin
RomanceRe: Ffg - Fraudulent Facebook Girls by Woke4all(m): 3:51pm On May 26, 2010
2roll:
I have had a similar experience,  I met a girl online over 2 yrs ago and we became friends. She has visited my house two times in the past and in those occasions i didnt suspect any bad behavoiur. she just graduated from one of the universities in the south east and is waiting for NYSC. Just last week she called me dat she would want to visit me in PH. I told her to come and she spent about 3 days in my house. On the day she was to go back, i gave her #4,000 for her transport, she stays at ABA. She collected this money without any complain. Because i go out from the house early to meet up for work, i told her where to drop the keys to the house when she is going. Meanwhile, i didnt let her know i was going out with the spare keys.


When i came back home, i didnt find d key where i asked her to drop it.  I had to open the door with the spare key only to discover that my home theater is no longer there, my travellin bag which she used to carry the home theater, phone and disigners perfume. I put a call tru to her and she confirmed taking them, i asked her why and she said she wanted to teach me a lesson.

I was really very angry. Many things came to my mind, but im happy now i have come over all that. She is on facebook. I wounder how many guys she must have looted. So guys learn from my mistake for i have also learnt my lessons
she spent 3 days? Then ur own is a bit better if you tell me it's 3 restless night lamushuanging. grin grin

Since she's on Facebook why don't you drop her name here so we can be identifying all the Facebook fraudstars. !D
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just 4 Missy by Woke4all(op): 3:02pm On May 26, 2010
You go fear fear na.
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 2:17pm On May 26, 2010
Missy B:
I refuse to allow You enjoy and depreciate everything I'm worth [In and outside the Kit.],
without coming to ma Village to wet ground. grin

When You have #24, we can talk business. tongue
#24?     With that i marry the whole babes in your villa.

I won't like to derail this thread so meet me here lets discuss business.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-451206.0.html
Dating And Meet-up ZoneJust 4 Missy by Woke4all(op): 12:33pm On May 26, 2010
Hey missy let's talk here.

If you are in let me know.
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 12:07pm On May 26, 2010
Missy B:
Very much single and free. Oya, come see ma Papa. cheesy
shocked shocked tongue
Y you dey rush na? Na me & you first before papa na. grin
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 12:04pm On May 26, 2010
Missy B:
Very much single and free. Oya, come see ma Papa. cheesy
shocked shocked tongue
Y you dey rush na? Na me & you first before papa na. grin
RomanceRe: She Comes To My House Only When She Menstruates by Woke4all(m): 8:03am On May 26, 2010
Why babes dey do you like this na? Only you issue of blood only you Tomi.P. Okoye? Poster you too dull. Just follow the quote bellow.

190:
Just do that damn thing!

It aint gonna kill ya!
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 5:01am On May 26, 2010
Missy B:
Yes, sir!

Ingredients:
Ground ogbono
Meat--Goat-Oporoko-dryfish-crayfish-snail-- optional or whatever meat you have
cup of palm oil
1Tsp of dry pepper
Mushrooms--optional
Maggi
Water
Crayfish
Vegetable [bitter-leaf, pumkin(?), ewedu, spinach]
Salt [to your liking]

How to Prepare:

Wash your meat well and season with the maggi and salt and start boilling.
melt your Oghono with the palm oil in another sauce pan and set aside.
When your meat is almost done to your liking, add the dryfish, crayfish [ground], vegetable, pepper, and let them cook to your taste.
Then finally add Ogbono [ground]. Mix well, in order to avoid lumps and let it cook for a few minute.
Add water if it's too thick [becareful, how much water You put. Ogbono is suppose to 'draw'] You can later add chopped Okra if you want. Enjoy!!

I'm sure You can prepare the Eba Yourself. grin

Food is ready.
https://img399.imageshack.us/img399/271/ogbono1yy2.jpg

https://www.clubsputnik.org/images/P4060059_Eba.jpg
hmmm missy you are such a good cook. cheesy

Are you single & freehuh cheesy
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 5:52pm On May 25, 2010
Spyker:
Where are the ladies in the house, why aint you commenting on this interesting topic.
even with the ratio of 7:1 or 6:1 ladies still try to play hard.
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 5:51pm On May 25, 2010
Spyker:
Where are the ladies in the house, why aint you commenting on this interesting topic.
even with the ratio of 7:1 or 6:1 ladies still try to play hard.
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 5:19pm On May 25, 2010
Wow, Can i please have OGBONO SOUP and HOT EBA?
RomanceRe: When There Are Six Women Chasing One Man by Woke4all(m): 4:55pm On May 25, 2010
Wow, cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Intimacy Irritates Her by Woke4all(m): 4:21pm On May 25, 2010
segzi cres:
she's just a bloody liar!!
or maybe her puzzy is glued. cheesy
RomanceRe: Intimacy Irritates Her by Woke4all(m): 10:58am On May 25, 2010
Tashaluv:
The worst part of it is that she has no trace of a nun xteristics in her. She plays around i.e club, smokes and does all sorts of bad things but for intimacy, she said she never would have it.
she's a lesbian!!!
RomanceRe: do ladies leave their underwears to mark their territory? by Woke4all(m): 10:17am On May 24, 2010
andromida:
for goodness sake maybe she just forgot it!
What does that imply? Then the next thing she will forget is her travelling bag till she will finally forget herself in my house.
RomanceRe: do ladies leave their underwears to mark their territory? by Woke4all(m): 10:15am On May 24, 2010
andromida:
for goodness sake maybe she just forgot it!
What does that imply? Then the next thing she will forget is her travelling bag till she will finally forget herself in my house.

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