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Jokes EtcRe: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(op): 2:44pm On Jun 06, 2010
Wow, My the thread is growing. Atleast some like's it. grin ;>
PhonesRe: Incredible! BlackBerry Phone Found And Returned by Woke4all(m): 5:41pm On Jun 05, 2010
^^
amen oooooooo
PhonesRe: Incredible! BlackBerry Phone Found And Returned by Woke4all(m): 10:14am On Jun 05, 2010
That guy is very lucky that a good citizen saw his phone.
When i lost my 6300 the following conversation took place when i called.


ME  hello bros Hw far?

GUY i dey. Who b dis?

ME ehmm bros na me just lost my phone. Hw i go take see you?

GUY see me 4 Wetin? You never hear this music before?

ME  which music?

GUY *singing*  Wetin don loss don loss, Wetin don loss don loss don loss, Wetin don loss don loss.  BYE BYE.

ME  *dialing my number*   The number you hv dialed is not reachable at the moment pls try again later.  

  The end of my Nokia 6300
Jokes EtcRe: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(op): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^
must you comment? Kill urself if it's not funny.
Jokes EtcRe: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(op): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^
must you comment? Kill urself if it's not funny.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop 101 (tutorial Ready To Start Here) by Woke4all(m): 9:46am On Jun 02, 2010
Let's go there
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help! Never Been To A Club by Woke4all(m): 10:38pm On Jun 01, 2010
linn:
@ woke4all- you will be thrilled at the strength of a gran ma ma. if you doubt it just give it a try and u will always want more and more
Mama sorry am not doubting you ooo. But my advice is: no break ur waist oooo.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help! Never Been To A Club by Woke4all(m): 9:19pm On Jun 01, 2010
linn:
@ Mrdani1luv- am looking for fun dear. what do u think i'm looking for in a club?

@nues1985- i will call you ok, but that will be on weekend so we can hook up, ha ha ha

@ tpia. -just started now cos this is the age i have the whole time in the world.

@ tayo_ast -thanks dear

@ Woke4all- am 119 years, and i dont have money and my face is filled with wrinkles but am happy atleast nues1985 has agrred to take me to a club Nues1985 run ooooo. You won rock ur great grandma?
since you don't hv money i know he's gonna deny you.

Nues1985 run ooooo. You won rock ur great grandma? LWKMD grin
CultureRe: deleted by Woke4all(m): 9:05pm On Jun 01, 2010
Andre Uweh:
Nwoke: you be Igbo na. She wants to try her luck on Urhobos.
bros Why you dey change my name to igbo name? I be Urhobo + isoko Ooooooo. Perhaps all these ones na user name self.
CultureRe: deleted by Woke4all(m): 9:04pm On Jun 01, 2010
Andre Uweh:
Nwoke: you be Igbo na. She wants to try her luck on Urhobos.
bros Why you dey change my name to igbo name? I be Urhobo + isoko Ooooooo. Perhaps all these ones na user name self.
CultureRe: deleted by Woke4all(m): 9:03pm On Jun 01, 2010
Andre Uweh:
Nwoke: you be Igbo na. She wants to try her luck on Urhobos.
bros Why you dey change my name to igbo name? I be Urhobo + isoko Ooooooo. Perhaps all these ones na user name self.
Jokes EtcRe: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(op): 8:53pm On Jun 01, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=455167.msg6131481#msg6131481 date=1275407483]@poster

Didn't get the joke.

Perhaps you wouldn't mind explaining it in English??[/quote]Ur mate are in class receiving lectures you are here looking for an english teacher.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is The Fake Pastor Who Predicted Okotie Will Succeed Yar’adua by Woke4all(m): 2:02pm On Jun 01, 2010
The guy was just dreaming
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Girls Are So Independent by Woke4all(m): 1:16pm On Jun 01, 2010
[quote author=e-resource link=topic=455104.msg6129081#msg6129081 date=1275389983]@ Woke4all - The topic is as it's meant to be, no mistakes. The body just says that Nigerian girls aren't at all.[/quote]what are you saying?

Pls look at the top right of ur post you will see modify Coz ur post contradicts itself.
Jokes EtcGoodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(op): 12:57pm On Jun 01, 2010
The fifa board has decided that ladies should be the goal keepers for world cup 2010, Because, no matter how wild they open, they never let the BALLS in grin 
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Girls Are So Independent by Woke4all(m): 11:28am On Jun 01, 2010
Are you trying to say dependent? pls edit ur topic.
CultureRe: deleted by Woke4all(m):
^^
why the quarrell?


@OP
I bet you am a nice guy.


you can take it from there.
RomanceRe: Gud Girlz N Bad Guyz. by Woke4all(m): 10:06pm On May 31, 2010
Malita156:
Is it a case of opposite attracts?
no
Jokes EtcThe Taxi Driver And The Prostitute by Woke4all(op): 4:37pm On May 31, 2010
A guy and his date were packed at a back road some distance from town.

They were about to have s€x when the girl stopped and said:
"i really should have mention this earlier, am actually a hooker and i charge $50 for s€x". The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigerate, the man just sat at the drivers sit looking through the window.
Why aren't we going?" ask the girl.


"Well i should hv mention this earlier, am actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $50 grin
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 10:00am On May 31, 2010
^^
So how far will one go with that one? Marriage?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help! Never Been To A Club by Woke4all(m): 11:14pm On May 30, 2010
How old? Do you have money? If yes then you are in the right place just wait coz there are lotz of young guys looking for old ladies here.
RomanceRe: Gud Girlz N Bad Guyz. by Woke4all(m): 11:09pm On May 30, 2010
It's because bad guys have style and lyrics(sweet mouth)
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 10:46pm On May 30, 2010
@Invisible
you don win na. Oya smile 4 me grin grin
FoodRe: Help My Beans! by Woke4all(m): 10:34pm On May 30, 2010
^
Yes and no
FoodRe: Help My Beans! by Woke4all(m): 10:34pm On May 30, 2010
^
Yes and no
Forum GamesRe: If Dem Give U Chance. . Game by Woke4all(m): 10:29pm On May 30, 2010
If dem give you chance you go fight ur shadow grin
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Woke4all(op): 10:19pm On May 30, 2010
[quote author=invisible! link=topic=453907.msg6121259#msg6121259 date=1275253315]na ya mama I marry[/quote]so you finally agreed you are a mad man!



there's really no point quarrelling with a mad man you win.

Bros no vex na joke we was na grin
CultureRe: Why Do Beautiful Girls Keep An Ugly Girl As Their Best Friend? by Woke4all(m): 9:48pm On May 30, 2010
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CultureRe: Why Do Beautiful Girls Keep An Ugly Girl As Their Best Friend? by Woke4all(m): 9:48pm On May 30, 2010
since the beautiful ones move with the ugly, what will the ugly one move with monkeyz??  grin

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