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EgunMogaji:
Twink

glass bottom boat

EgunMogaji:
Impaled douche extractor

Plug Hole CPW

Rexnegro:
you kidding right ? If no pls expantiate

lol if the shii itches her' she should swim often...it'll relax the itching to a bit....

lol...am loving this one major reason why am not quitting nairaland anytime soon!!! Gayle, Georgie, Oliver y'all need to drop those pads and come over here!!!

EgunMogaji:
He passes but wishes you to jump in a frozen lake

coochtang' anal impaler

EgunMogaji:
Eats Blue Waffles - OMG

Go smoke a sausage you trouser gravy

Stay off her for some days' probably weeks. You'll know what to do after this.

EgunMogaji:
Prolapse licker

gobby' scat

EgunMogaji:
Prancing fairies and lollipops.

cum guzzler

EgunMogaji:
Colostomy bagged effluence

heat seeking moisture missile

EgunMogaji:
Trollope, with salt and pepper

meat drapes' shum' enema bag

EgunMogaji:
New England oyster

Sausage Queen

evegran:
My day has been good.

Resist the urge to ask anyone to go to bed again. Unless they're your kid.

aiit ma'am' do have a good night rest!

Swim often' it'll help

Rixy007:
you really have to

yea working towards that already, great day uhn??

Nienie:
I am

Stop crying and start smiling He'll come back for you' that I'm sure of!

EgunMogaji:
I'll ways be here and be a thorn on your side.

Go and find a frozen lake and hop into it, ashat

oh oh oh Cleveland steamer!!

evegran:
Erm who told you anyone dictates my bedtime?

No one' just thought its kinda early tho'
hope you had a great day??

Don't tell me you're still crying ooo

That's not greed' He probably had a mindset "goal" / not achieving it would be a failure.....

evegran:
*yawns*

Boring as it's all the faceless guys commenting- Leaves nothing for one's imagination.

isn't it too early.... go back to bed ma'am.

Rixy007:
very dope

OK... will surely get it this week.

EgunMogaji:
Figure out the answers to your inane questions and I can damn well do whatever I want, tosser

oh don't tell me you're still here'
Get some squish!

Pheals:
That's nice of u ... If not something that could make her coming








Back to your question buy her a car

with #10k

Rixy007:
av got Kendrick new mixtape
UNTITLED UNMASTERED

yea man.... untitled 1-8...... was about purchasing it on iTunes but my phone crashed! am sure its gon' b dope!

Rixy007:
I'll really love to
he's gotta drop an album soon

oh yeah..... Kendrick Lamar too' dah Nigga is real man!!!

EgunMogaji:
It simply shows that him and his proteges are still clueless, even after all these years.

How sweeter would it have been if they spent the day at a needy organization instead of on a yacht?

Everytime I want to start going back to church and tithing shyte like this never fails to occur

so all his birthday party must be celebrated at the orphanage or charity organizations?? Because he is a pastor, he shouldn't enjoy?? if you've never been there, don't criticize

Rixy007:
the guy b bursting ma head with crazy lines

Men!!!! ever watched him live?? I have never tho' but I'd love to

Don't worry Anjola/Vanessa/Oyinkan/Mirabel I won't say amen.

Is your name RUTH?

Must be wondering why she let your old man got in between her legs!!!! Now she's stuck with you cos she made a silly costly mistake of not flushing you out immediately she swallowed you!

Rixy007:
j cole

Ma Nigga!