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Cadec007:
daft?? Lol..... The main aim was to draw ur attention which it did.....

Why you are blabbing like its a bad thing, i wonder... But lemme advice you.... you can't be serious every single point in life... Sometimes a smile would go a long way.... Those over 50 likes meant i put a smile on over 50 faces.... And i am happy about it....

No mind them jor. They don't know that Enugu town is different from Enugu state.

Many people who are new to Enugu state get confused when you tell them you're going to Enugu from Nsukka, Agbani, Nara or any other part of Enugu. They'll ask "No be Enugu be this?" Lol.

It's easy for us to pass judgement on Samson because we don't understand his age. And by age, I mean both generation and physical years.

I clicked this thread immediately I saw the name of my Facebook friend as it's writer. This man lives this life of giving that he preaches. Keep up the great work you're doing sir.

KingOfThePay:
How dare you pump in all that amount at once just to start a business, or do you have other existing businesses already bringing in funds? You only do such when you are established to an extent and want to diversify okay.
After you pump in the 7m what back up do you have?My young friend.

Now listen,

Divide the 7m into two. Save 3.5 Million. When I mean save I don't mean save to expect returns or save to temper with for any thing, I mean just save it like you don't have it again, save and forget.

Essence for this: You are coming back to Nigeria and never going back- You have to be prepared for eventualities of all sorts until you are fully established. Anything can happen, and if thing goes south you will always have something to Fall back on.


Now after that, divide the remaining 3.5m invest 1.75m into the Business you want to start and keep the remaining 1.75m for upscaling and modalities.

When a business is good, it can be upscaled and to upscale you simply put in more funds to whatever specific activity it is that is getting you results. That is where you will use the balance to touch things here and there...

Essence of this: You don't pump in everything you have at once into a business riddled with uncertainty. You have to be clever and go by the adage start small grow big, afterall the essence of business is to make profits and when you making profits, it means you are growing, and hence when you are getting profits, how much you started the business with doesn't matter again what's important is that it booming bringing in gains.

With this consciousness in mind, what you then do is upscale by pumping in more funds into activities or building facilities that's getting you those results so you expand and become bigger..

That's how its done my man. Be wise.

My business recommendation? Importation Business, Nigeria is a developing country with growing availability for consumption of millions of goods. China is the world number one manufacturing power.
Bring down the whole China to Nigeria and turn it to millions....

Impressive thing is you dont need millions to start this, yet, with a bit of time the returns you will get will run in millions...

Gracias!

Thank you so much for speaking my mind. Too many people make the mistake of starting up new businesses with too much money. They think it's all about having a state-of-the-art shop/office and forget it's more about growing the business with the profits generated from that business. Then when unexpected expenses start coming up, they'll be stuck and running on loss.

EaRtHgUy:
Thanks boss. But I already have a direct supplier from China. Am looking at running my own website and prepared to pay my dues if you can intimate me in the nitty gritty of the business. Can I send u a pm?

Direct from China? Oh! That's great. Kita kam ma na idi serious. Okwa ibu onye Igbo ibem?

I hope your store won't be focused only in Lagos sha. Feel free to whatsapp me let's discuss more.

It depends on how big you want to start. If you're going to run it on your own website for instance, it'll cost you more because of website designing and development cost. All in all, you should budget at least N200,000 if you want to start small.

I'm into the business here in Enugu. Though not exclusively s*x toys. I can give you the contact of my s*x toys supplier who's based in Lagos. He sells online (Jumia and whatsapp). But I won't give you his contact or any further advice for free sha. This is business and I must charge you a consultation fee. Whatsapp me if you're interested.

I would've agreed with you if you didn't include drugs.

Do you know the damage that marijuana, heroine and cocaine can do to an addict? Do you know how many youths drugs have destroyed with madness? I mean real madness o! You need to visit any psychiatric hospital near you and confirm what I'm saying.

In my opinion, masturbation is the least harmful amongst the three addictions you listed.

However, the best addiction anyone can have is to be addicted to healthy living/lifestyle. Drink water instead of alcohol, eat good food instead of junk. Workout instead of lazying around getting fat. Invest your money wisely or at least save it instead of gambling. And put your burdens on God instead being depressed.

This friendzoning thing mostly befalls guys who believe they have to be friends with a girl first before becoming her lover. They are deceived by all those nonsense oyibo films. Little do they know it works the other way round in real life. You have to act, touch and talk to her like a lover first before thinking about being her friend. Otherwise, you'll keep entering every girl's friendzone and brotherzone sef. Lol.

I recommend THE RATIONAL MALE BY ROLLO TOMASSI to you and other young men like you.

If you whatsapp me, greet and ask nicely, I'll send you the PDF copy free so that you can read it on your android phone.

My brother, you did the right thing. And she loves you for your sincerity but you don't know it. Why are you worried about damaging your reputation when you should be planning on making that co-worker your co-lover? Lol. She spent her hard-earned money on you and still gave you three missed calls afterwards bro. Are you blind or an olodo? Can't you see she really likes you?

It's unfortunate that many men don't know that being the man by standing your ground (and in your case, sticking to your 2k budget) actually turns women on. You know why? Because a man is supposed to make the rules not bend it to please women. Ironically, when a man tries hard to please a woman, that's when he'll even displease her and turn her off.

I recommend THE RATIONAL MALE BY ROLLO TOMASSI to you. Every man should read that book and learn how to be a man. If you need the pdf version, just whatsapp me and ask nicely, I'll send it to you. You can thank me later.

murphyrichy:
which state do you reside?

I'm also interested in becoming a TraderMoni agent sir. I'm based in Enugu. Please whatsapp me more details on 09095000603

cifo1145:
Can people still apply and what's the tradermoni site to do this.

I guess they'll start registering people again soon. But I don't think you can apply through any website o!

I applied with one of their agents in my area. It's like an app on their phone. They'll fill in your name, address, phone number, account number and trade. Then they'll snap two pictures of you. After that, you should be expecting their sms with the pincode.

So, ask around your area especially near markets. People will direct you to any of their available agents there.

I applied for TraderMoni towards the end of January 2019. I was eagerly expecting the N10,000 (ten thousand naira) since then. Until people started spreading rumours that TraderMoni was over and that our money had been used for the elections. Lol.

To my greatest surprise, I received an sms from TraderMoni two months later on 28th March 2019. The text reads exactly like this:

TraderMoni Na Complete 10,000.Send us Your Account Number,Bank or If na person wan help you transfer am,No allow him common anything Inside o!PINCODE:0000

(As you can see, I've only edited the four digit pincode they sent me. I believe everybody's pincode should be different)

I was excited to see the text message and I sent them my name, account number and bank name immediately.

But I was confused about that PINCODE and what to do with it. So I decided to google it. I even searched here on Nairaland but found nothing helpful online. I asked people around me. Someone told me to resend the message and include the pincode this time. I did that. Still, no alert.

No alert that day. No alert the next day. I was becoming worried. I asked my neighbour who had received his own TraderMoni alert. That was when he showed me the correct format of sending the text message. And I'm sharing it here to help other people who may have received the sms and pincode and made the same mistake I made.

This is how you should reply TraderMoni in order to receive your own N10,000 alert immediately:

FIDELITY:0000000000, NAME:ABCD EFGH, PIN:0000

Of course , you won't type in 000000000, ABCD EFGH or 0000 as your account number, name and pin na. Lol. You'll put in your own details there.

You can thank me later after you receive your own TraderMoni alert.

John Rock +2349095000603

Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu for senate president.

The man has the financial and media arsenal. Now, imagine if he also has the political leverage of a senate president.

That would definitely checkmate Buhari's third term GHOST LEVEL ambition by forcing a puppet like El-Rufai down Nigeria's throat come 2023.

Cromagnon:
why must a party contest nationally
What if i only want to contest my ward
Then i have to have agents in 8810 wards
This is how tyrant starts

I'm not sure you read what I wrote o! Lol.

I was referring to parties that want to present candidates for the presidential election.

This proliferation of political parties began after Gani Fawehimi won his case against INEC, am I right?

So, I suggest that INEC creates limitations for parties to contest in presidential elections in particular. For instance, parties that want to present candidates for presidential election must have agents present in each ward all over Nigeria.

That way, I don't think more than 10 parties can present candidates. I believe that'll make our presidential elections more mature and less expensive for INEC and Nigeria.

Who agrees with me?

Those who think having a flat tummy is nonsense now will pay me to help workout their potbelly later in the future.

Then, their money'll make my account develop potbelly. Now, that makes more sense abi? Lol.

I rap in my local Nkanu dialect o! 09095000603

Veektoria:
What if I'm 35 and not had sex since 15?

Waaaawu! Lol. That would still make you a SECONDARY VIRGIN. Wouldn't it?

Horlaslim:
will you keep quite

Lol. Oga, calm down jor. It's possible na.

Something I've observed about sex is: THE MORE YOU HAVE SEX THE HARDER IT IS TO LIVE WITHOUT SEX. BUT THE LONGER YOU STAY WITHOUT SEX, THE EASIER IT IS TO LIVE WITHOUT SEX.

Veektoria:
20 years and counting

BLOOD OF AMADIOHA!!!! You must be a virgin then. Or a reverend sister. Lol.
Well done o! If you're a virgin, I hope you give it to a man who'll cherish it.

eLkAy05:
like seriously ehn...
i tink i need to take ds challenge!!

You need to o! Especially if you've been having too much sex as an unmarried person.

To make it easier, you can start with three months of no sex. When you achieve that, you can reward yourself by taking yourself out before you begin another three months without sex. Before you know am, you go don do six months of the challenge o!

Deicide:
@embolden never heard of that before...
That's not it, its just an Educated Question

Okay o! That's my Educated Answer then. Lol.
You should google "mutual masturb*tion" for more details.

Starboytwo:
I can't fit.... Especially for this new area wey I dey

New areas are full of new STDs o! Lol. Be careful please.

Maybe you should try the challenge for just one or two months first.

Oluwasaeon:
Bros... Make I no talk

You wan yab me abi? Lol.
Talk jor. But you must post your own haircut picture after you finish talking o!

Deicide:
Is wanking sex

No na. Masturb*tion is not sex.

Well, except it's another person that's masturb*ting you sha. Then that one would be mutual masturb*tion which is still sex without penetration.

You want to know if you can at least use wanking to manage the urge during the challenge abi? Lol.

Undertaker001:
How much federal government go drop for your account after starving yourself?
Don't let the stinking attitude and borehole pvssy of faithfull18 and the likes drive you into celibacy..
There's still Lotta tight pvssies out there

Hmmm... You seem to really like that girl you mentioned and she's been doing No Kpomo Challenge for you abi? Bros, no lie o! Lol.

Summerflame, if you like Chiommy123 why don't you just tell her?

But you guys must either get married immediately to enjoy sex. Or else, una must wait till 13th February 2020 when this challenge don finish o! Lol.

ebuk4real:


Well, this is my 4th year and still counting.....

Wow! You're a legend o! (salutes) E no easy wallahi. Lol.

Though I know one of my friends that has been celibate for 10years now. Seriously. He's a born-again Christian sha. Are you born-again too?

GOFRONT:
I cant come and lie to mysef

Honesty is the best policy jor. Lol.

#NoSexChallenge

Oya o! I'm challenging all single men and women all over the world.

The rule of this challenge is simple.

No sex for one year (i.e. from 14th February 2019 to 13th February 2020).

No sex means:
No normal sex.
No oral s*x.
No anal sex.
No phone s*x.
No internet sex.
No sex at all at all.

So, who's joining my #NoSexChallenge?
If you want to join start preparing your mind and body now because e no easy o! Trust me, I'm talking from experience. Konji go show you pepper. But you no go die sha. Lol.

Married people are NOT allowed to join this challenge abeg o!

IdreamOfUnicorn:
I am not understanding your hairstyle

But you're understanding my handsomeness abi? Lol.

Anyway, Naija barbers commonly call this my haircut punk.

#HaircutChallenge

I've started a new challenge. Guess you can call it Haircut Challenge or even Barbers' Challenge if you like.

Brothers, oya come and post your before and after haircut pictures. If your barber is not as good as my barber, abeg no come disgrace am here o! Lol.

Ladies, you can only join this challenge if you decide to cut your hair, ok? (winks)