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Insult to money. RIP if na true story

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! How many inches?

You know you always like you 10 incher

Aburo happy birthday.

I have ordered your rampant rabbit from tearoses

She's so corrupt she has two mothers.

Those are flags of the countries whose indigenes think Facebook is a dating site.

r231:
so because you no wan buy me big stout you come keep birthday on down low

TGIF.....send my beer and grilled fish before i send my peckham boys to kidnap you

Nope dey mind Idowuogbo na to publicise person she sabi. No worry my guy I go organise big stout and grilled tilapia for you for my Ghana restaurant for woolwich

Idowuogbo:
Happy birthday bae!! I dey pop the champagne on your behalf here o...see you lunch time with that midget you patronise down town.

Thank you thank you... I can supply you with midget gigolo too

Maybe he has been smoking adulterated weed.

Eyes of Nigeria

And seun lives in Ota. Now I'm afraidafraid.

r231:
That's my line

I disagree to agree with you....i have so many lines that work for me.

Favolly:
Hello house,

My name is Favour. I'm 22, single and employed.

Almost everyone around me has started telling me it's high time I got hitched. But I'm still yet to decide on whether I want to actually go into this thing called marriage. So far, from what I know and from what I've seen, the cons outweigh the pros.

Anyways, y'all seem like really lovely and interesting people and I wouldn't mind coming here to chill every now and then.

Have a splendid week ahead, people

Hi, my name wonlash. I'm one of the nicest person on this forum. Is it possible for me to impregnate my number into your phone.
Kind regards
W

She does belewu movies on the side

AirborneLacer:
Do elucidate this your ''popularity contest'' theory.

When JT won the PFA award in 2004/05 he wasn't scoring awoof pens that could have easily had him making the headlines yet he won it. What then coulda won him the award?

I'm guessing you'd pick ''overall performance'' - the sole criterion that also won it for Hazard. So what are you not telling this house?

Maybe Terry won because he was nyanshing the Wags.
Coogar would say anything to win an argument. If hazard was playing for Man United, he would have facts to back up hazard being better than neymar et Al.

If he can defend Anderson and falcao, bro you have no case.

r231:
Oya now......brîng am!!

Cool will contact you soon.

r231:
20k and we wont put meat on your rice plus you only drink one can of coke abi fanta no malt or guilder

Bro. If I want transfer £1m to naija you fit help me. I just hammer now now.

A40:
Na una know men. Shebi na for this thread them tell us koro koro say 8 Chelsea players would make Bayern Munich's starting XI. So long as Boateng keeps helping Bayern and Germany to titles i really can't be bothered

Abel na your side I dey

nateevs:
Nice one. Someone just activated operation 'full page per hour'. The next time I visit here, there will be 40 pages of abuse to filter through.

Bro are you trying to say A40 and raumdeuter are coming to ravage this space with their better thans?

I don't know why peeps are blaming the FA. Costa needs anger management classes cos everytime he plays you just get the feeling he is going to be booked. He needs to start banging in goals not looking for who to fight with. Good news for Remy I must say.

r231:
Amen!!!!

Thanks baba. Make i dey expect strippers abi

Na special package I go arrange for you. You don get lapdance from a midget before?

Happy birthday Mr segelu aka r231. May you walk and never stumble.

Is this an accident or he bashed the car

agarawu23:
I can bet my balls on it that dangote can't buy a single cloth for 700k despite being the richest man in Africa.

Guy, you'd soon lose your balls if you keep betting on how the rich spend their money.

agarawu23:
dangote gat enough but he will never spend 700k on a single dress.

Only stolen money can be spent lavishly like that

As if you know dangote's indulgence. There are tailors for the masses and there are tailors for the rich. Taste differs!

adedayourt:
I LOVE THIS GUY

You could ask him for a bum fun session

tearoses:
By now you should be deputy CEO in Tesco
Maenwhile shebi ya'll get 25% off all your shopping including that your smart TV
Imagine if someone gave me 25% off my shopping
Ma fi asho bo wa loju o!

Yeah I'm the Chicken extractor officer. How you take know about the 25% discount. It helped to reduce the cost of the Bush smart tv.

Pataki:
LMAO! I knew you this weyrey boy go post very soon. Igbakeji raumdeuter.

Asewo oshi. Sho shi dobo kiri ni South London abi?

You really think I'm debosky abi?

Meanwhile, Chelsea is having their rough patch early in season which all the EPL teams would go through at some point. We will be back up above le asses by the end of the season

Pataki:
Nah......I don't chase NL girls again. Real life babes yaapa, why waste my time to dey scope babe online via a forum. Besides, I don waka from bachelorhood life tey-tey.

Asewo radarada.

tearoses:
Buoda agbaya
Even my pikin get netflix account

Eku inawo smart TV

Aunty mi chaircovering. You know say you get multiple income streams but me na only tesco job I dey take maintain adding netflix go dabaru budget

See her idodo sef

Idowuogbo:
Must you announce it? Arugbo oshi

Come on its an achievement. My old tv I tried to hang it on the wall (you know the grey ones with the big bakassi that you can't carry alone) there was a disaster. But this one is hung on the wall I even watched some nollywood films with the 3d glases supplied. No blame me na advanced technology.