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I told you someone is on your case tonight. Bro it's not me. You know me I no dey look face I no dey create id. Let me siddon kook and gather notes

coogar:
except that you are aunty marrymeee!

i will direct my wrath towards y'all.
the powers vested in me allow me to do as i please.

how dare you as a mere mortal question my decision making?

of course, marrymeee knows me - i shtupped the woman that sired the bastard!

Guy which of your injections did you miss? You think I don't have anything to do like you to be creating user Id all over the forum. You should be worried cos it seems she knows stuff about you. Asiri e o ni petu.

coogar:
you are a consummate rëtard!
all you illegitimate children sired by drunken fathers won't stop yanking my chains. why is it so easy for me to pick "friends" on this part of the forum?

abeg, don't liken me to that loser you call your father. utility bills? in otuku ozalla? the curses placed on you by your father's concubines are starting to manifest. na insanity & epilepsy remain after this phase!



when you start from a seed, the apple never drops far from the epileptic slüt that dropped it. when you grow from a firewood background, it's easy to think others use credit cards to buy clothes. you are the most hopeless sonofawhöre that has ever graced this forum.



wasn't that the same song you sang at your father's funeral?



look at this fool whose parents died as a result of having ascaris worm in their brain cells. you had to bring your bio-dad to the forum to box with the coog?

you have failed - just like the condom that shoulda prevented your conception. if only a prophylactic had stopped you from flagellating to the ovum, we wouldn't have had a poor excuse of a loser like you walking the earth.

Bros. Why you dey quote me na? E be like say Aunty marrymee know you wella. No dey face me tonight abeg.

naijababe:
Abeg where is this church? This is the kinda church I want to be attending.

@ Damiso, I used to attend my local Redeemed Church, sometimes we'd still be at church at 2.30pm ..................omo I had to ba ese mi soro kia kia

See her... Illuminati girl. Depart from me ye worker of iniquity. Running away from church. In my church, any time we go to ori oke we spend like 5 days in there. Just 2hrs she can't fit stay.

MarryMeee:
don't listen to this unmarried 39yr old fool! These are the types with dysfunctional dicks that will come and defend their own. Ask him how we will pay utilities for next month and he wont know, but he will come here forming "i-know-everything"

Pem pem pem all over nairaland! Wife? he no get! House? He pays rent late to one landlord for one bedroom in Peckham! Phone? He has stopped paying his monthly instalments! Clothes? He don max out 5credits card that are not being paid for! All he is good for is sleeping around with people's wives for a living! Dont be fooled! Scam alert!

*singing* shameless old fool no go carry last ooo

Lmao! This is going to be interesting. You sabi this guy pass some of us.

Mourinholic:
Ibime was right all along


www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-transfer-guru-michael-emenalo-6807860

Ibime gets automatic news feed on emenalo every minute. He can never go wrong on him.

Lagos- London is the most lucrative airline route. Leave at your own peril.

Abosi

At least he is not sucking devil out of their breasticles like pastor chijioke

odinese:
.sh!t happens..


Hey guys pls download this great song "Adele - hello" you ain't gonna regret listening to this great vocal...

Search on Google.

Adele has a very wonderful voice.

Tell her to do collabo with bembe aladisa first before we download

naijababe:
Oyel price mehn!!! E dey do sontin gan ni. Come and see me working like donkey na! Where is the time to open NL for work like before when na work from morning till i leave? Sometimes to take break sef na wahala.

So you go talk about Maureen now eh?! You are still owing me a set of balls ya know.

Don't worry the balls are yours anytime you want. I'm a man of my words.

LordOfTheWeed:
I got accosted by armed robbers, driven around on the joy-ride-from-hell, roughed up, and robbed of everything on me. Phones, money, jewelry, ipod, hat, shoes, u name it. They kept threatening to shoot me, but I just kept praying psalm 91 and somehow I made it home to Segun's house in one piece.

Na all of una armed robbers dey always attack? Haba! Why is it that almost all celebs usually have the same storyline? Even airforce1 who is still an upcoming artist talkmore of celeb is already narrating his "envisaged" armed robbery ordeal.. .. ..

Are you an armed robber?

That must be booob job.

Bloody attention seeker

Kimoni:
Hahahahaha I am sure he must be eating those words right now. Unfortunately, Wenger won't pay him back in his own coin. He for hear am.

But still, NB, we suppose go this ori oke for our darling eddy oo

Not a fan of him these days but wenger can't shine his shoes irrespective of whatever is happening to him now.

Naijababe I don miss you o. Is it because epo robi no dey sell like before na Im make you become silent observer.?

The band members should just set up a stall here till the end of the season. Party too sure for here.

raumdeuter:
Analyze what? We gave Arsenal the game as a gift to help their terrible situation

If this was knockout you can be assured that we would knock Arsenal out like we have always done every single time since Adam left the garden of Eden

Lmao you guys will never accept defeat. Afi gift naa

So, where's raumdeuter and A40 to come and analyse this

Don't be surprised coogar has the mods numbers on speed dial. He must have called when they didn't respond to nitlad.

coogar:
your father is a lunatic!
you are still hurting cos i boned the girl you bought an engagement ring for? the obliteration you got in the family section nor do you?

olodo was arguing VPN when he has no clue of what it means - you common shelf attendant in tesco. it has been prophesied that you are an essential catalyst to keep the poverty cycle that has plagued your family tree since 1896.

fück outta here!

Shut up and address the fact that you goofed as per PFA fan player of the month and you edited your earlier post.

Olodo oshi

airmark:
When i said you lie for living, i know what i am saying.

I'm surprised you are just knowing this. You guys thought I was joking when I said if he says good morning to you, you have to verify by opening your window blinds and cross check with at least two different wall clocks if it is actually morning.

Nihilist, has he given you the fabu that he works for barclays? Cos I saw your post telling him to check their intranet. The guy barely knows what an intranet is not to talk of working for barclays.

tearoses:
LOL
Amen Sis
Hope you dont charge more than a packet of indomie o since you are still an apprentice!

So you sabi fight?

I wan invite the 2 both of you to my nikkai ceremony - you and efemena sexy. My olosho just come back from mecca and I need to do this when she is still holy. RSVP Idowuogbo

FBS, he bleeped up by signing the handicap called falcao