₦airaland Forum

Little Advice: Come to Nigeria and do yours simple.

Na so una wan make we com register una for vote there during Voters' registration

Na so una wan make we com count una for there during Census

Na so una wan make we karry machine com meet una for there during election

Una no go dey let us hear word for this una abroad abi na only Nigerians dey abroad? If una no dey make money for there make una kukuma com bak for Naija com start farming biz.

Very scary

sam4:
Fear God

And keep his commandments like killing your son if he disobeyed you

And giving your daughter to a man who rap'ed her.

frosbel:
My question is, out of the hundreds of bible versions we have today , which one is the inspired word of God , i.e infallible, inerrant and perfect.

Is it the KJV, Jewish Bible, Jerusalem Bible, Igbo Bible , Arab Bible, NIV, RSV, Good news, Yoruba Bible etc.

Which one out of these did God inspire ??

They were inspired by ancient Jewish men and few Romans.

It is just For Food Only.

automaticcars:
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Daughter of an thief should be ashamed to talk in the public. Your father stole public funds and deserved what he got.

Next...

But on a serious note; how is she going to pay Buhari back??

Only few, very few, little few people knws this Alli's daughter in Ekpoma

size38:
Its not about Amaechi. The story is true. Patience jonathan vow not to allow APC holds its rally or exist in okirika land. Am from okirika. She is behind the crisis in Okirika right now. Those that gets close to this woman should advice her well. because the way she is going about this whole thing, she might throw okirika and entire Rivers state into serious crisis. Its God that gives power and not by threatening and arming brothers against each other.

Should this give Amaechi the right to FINGERS Mrs Jonathan?

Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh

Naija journalists sabi use english no bi small

farano:
So you can't marry a supermodel

Tell me how many of your friends or relatives wey don marry supermodel

They're just there for effizy, u take them to club, snap some pixs with them, bang them real hard and dump them dats all.

I dey laugh as I dey read most comments cox I noticed that some girls dey post another people comment WHILE they reserve their own comment because people fit call them bad belle.

okpamson15:
and part frm that they can snap the pic of the one they capture but they can't snap that of the death one

Na dem sabi o

meforyou1:
Whether u say it's a lie or not doesn't matter. U are a known APC janjaweedean boko haram sympathiser. Are corpses now as little as rice or beans that they cannot be counted

While captured ones are too many that they can't even count them. Walahi, na u be the REAL janjawweed and gullible.

They no born them well

I will advice our Northern fellows to take this warning serious IF this man is not dead before the election date

bellychiz:
Kiokiokiokio hiohiohiohio what of the dot com?

Dot com ke?

Which one bi dot com??

You no that's all there

If I say na lie now, some go term me an APC or Boko sympathiser.

They (NA) were able to count the number of dead people but could not count the number of the captured ones.

Which one is easier; counting the number of people u captured during war or counting the number of people u killed?

bellychiz:
Are u for real? God bless dat man oh what's d website make I apply sharperly

www.powerbank that's all!

bellychiz:
E jor house mabinu o but which one is power bank again?

Na Bank wey Femi Otedola just start o, I hear say them dey look for workers sha.

xtophy:
power banks are built in such a way dat it will not spoil ur fone or its battery. if only i can type much, i would have explained some things on it. buh, tym is not my friend at all

Tell us why u and tym no be friends so we can settle it.
U knw say we too dey help ourselves here on nairaland.

Vock:
RIp.. lord knows I've never heard of her before

She played a key role in the movie Second Chance thou that was her only movie I know. She married to Pedro Donoso when Donoso died, she married Andre and finally settled with Salvador after d demise of Andre

Boko Rams are in the North East, why not use any of North Eastern States?

Why Lagos

englishmart:
na to go pose for person Lamborghini. Come upload am for twitter with this caption "if I no get lambo I get place to borrow. "

I'd suggest he sold those cars, add #390million and get a Lamborghini....

https://www.vwvortex.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lamborghini-veneno-004-e1363913402210.jpg

Bad guy

OgologoDimkpa:
APC members are bunch of aggrieved PDP members; they are just like PDP vomits.
Little wonder APC means Aggrieved People's Congress

GEJ till 2019!!!

Na the same pipu

PDP= Obj, Atiku, Amaechi
APC= Amaechi, Atiku, Obj

My pipu, What's the difference?

Abduletudaye:
Haaa...OYO is your case ooo..

For where??

Na Oba of Benin Kingdom go settle this one!

Abduletudaye:
*spreads mat*

This land is not for sale

And beware of my son Kamoru, Omo ale jati jati

After I don paid ur son Kamoru abi?

Oga, u no quick put the sign o.

Aystarz:
New Lagos jargon for the phrase "see something "

Lol naija and slang

omenka:
Jonathan is on a grand mission to balcanise this country

A very nice move I must confess; isn't it?

Aystarz:
Bro, u never chichomchin ooo.... The struggle is defo real.!

Chichomchin