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forkadict:
LMAO

Na wa o. If I no answer her, na trouble. She fit dey tink say I snob her. I answer again, na trouble. You and @decanta don dey yab me.

Yab you ke, I just dey hail my oga ni .

ShortPistolZA:
It's a love song, he's begging his lover not to leave him.

Like they do in all love songs.

Nigeriangirl:
Wow, Tayo's d kind of man u want to marry just for his looks. The guy has a great body and looks smashing in anything. Loving his looks now.

Is this the first time I'm saying he looks like me?

Cestmoi1:
@Ksslib,Worldpeace and Danny....check again

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're far too kind.

Cestmoi1:
Thankies!

Down already! that's so unfair. Kilode!

Nigeriangirl:
Say what?! Wish i could undastand ds language.

I offer private lessons. venue is my crib and time is 12:00am every night. Don't forget to bring your prettiness with you. Daz all.

14:
Have you read the new immigration policy. The screws have been tighten up, Its not as easy as it was before. You have to spend 5yrs with your partner before you qualify for the SA papers. When you get married and your records are in Home affairs, we count from there, then after 5yrs and still living with that person, then you will qualify for the SA residency. Before you would get married today then tomorrow you would be applying for SA passport, hence we lost free VISA entrence to the UK, because most Nigerians and pakistanis were abusing SA weak system. They were using SA as a bridge to Europe. UK said enough is enough, then they terminated free VISA for South Africans because majority of those who claimed to be South Africans, were never South Africans.

Tayo also has to follow same route, he has to get married to his girlfriend then spend 5yrs married to her before he could qualify for SA Passport.

You assume he wants to marry her. Is it not a little late considering he's been there since 2008.

Forwetinnah:
.... Girls night!! Guys file outta the thread plix

I have never felt more at home in the thread.

ShortPistolZA:
Huh?

If I am feeling my own awesomeness too much there'd be no time to give someone else attention. Probably why cute guys are lousy as you say.

ShortPistolZA:
I don't sleep with gorillas so I wouldn't know. Wtf @ gorillas. Hahaha. But yeah, most of the gorgeous ones are well known for being lousy lays.

When you're seriously feeling yourself what time do you have for others.

ShortPistolZA:
That's exactly why I feel sorry for some girls married to foreign nationals. I always suspect that they're being used, mostly for papers though. You can't believe how thirsty & desperate some of these men are. I've had several marriage proposals myself even though I already have a man The Pakistanis are the worst offenders but our girls still marry them despite all the horror stories. They almost always end up cheating on them though because apparently the lot of them aren't even that great in bed. They look good for nothing.

So gorilla in looks equals gorilla in the sheets? Life is not that unfair then.

forkadict:
Very good questions.

1. Cos most of the hammers you think look like vjs are in their limp states. If they were big enough and in their excited states, they will never look like vjs.

2. It can never fall off cos God Almighty is the one responsible for the installation. As for dangling, it depends on how tight your briefs are. If they are not tight fitting, then the hammers will dangle but it won't be visible to no one. If the briefs are tight fitting, the hammers will not dangle.

Any more questions?

You see why I no run answer the questions? Because I no say my oga go do better justice to them. which questions she wan ask agan.?

I know my 1,2,3,4

Agbgift:
You guys should take it easy on the missiles .
If you aint strong enough to withstand 2morw finals, please visit the nearest hospital and watch it from there.

Meanwhile, its my day today, come join me celebrate . Am a year older today.
Baba God don dash me additional number. Make una join me jubilate

Happy birthday gift. Many more numbers from Baba God.

decanta:
Everybody lies once in a while but I pride myself on not telling unnecessary lies....go to Nairaland forum click for their latest news and see the list for yourself.

Indeed, the lies you tell are absolutely necessary.

pahgy:
Idris would win, infact Idris is already the winner. Unless na Maggi 2 or Klar Klar u wan make him win? Tayo would never win, wen he was busy making Enemies him no knw abi? Nau na only Mozambique him fit depend on because dat was d only fwend he made. D rest of his fwends country mate were his enemies. Tayo dug his grave and let him sleep in it. So stop coming here with bias views about Tayo winning because Tayo would even Melvin d thing sef. He would b like 6th or at most 4th cos d final 3 go b Maggi 2, Klar Klar and d Destined Boy Idris with Idris winning the Prize. Thats what is fair that what is just thats what would happen. Am Voting Idris incase of Majority vote.

You for quote the person wey you dey follow talk, make e no be like say you dey soliloquize

Ksslib:
Lol. Na so. Those days. .

Registered since 2007. Wow! By the way, is that you on your profile?

You just caused a stampede with that question. How does that make you feel now?

Forwetinnah:
Read somewhere that they broke up...

The same WizKid's Saeon?

HERROYALFINEST:
Phew! Dis thread is not for d faint hearted at all, shekrau's Bombs has nuffin on d kind of missiles we throw around here! Big ups to all of una shaa:safarigirl ever relentless, d. Lord is ur strength, ksslib Arthur shuld come nd train under u, spade our residential CIA, dannyxy d prayer warrior, worldpeace much love, Chrisviral and njokusboy I wuldnt want to engage in verbal warfare wit dis 2 their mouth na ______(fill in d space), decanta/nagina/yiwal I dey see ur handwork; d ministry is really moving, my Yacaa. Our residential reporter*kisses*,
Forwetinnah jisie ike!

OCHON/eustachio MY all time secret crush d peacemaker always standing by wit à bucket of ice water ready to quench d fire when it's abt to engulf d thread. I love u all bt pls let's take it easy on the insults


Ka Udo chia nu oo






*goes bak to her seat wit à gallon of tayo water*

I greet you too my lady. Hope you're enjoying the evening.

ShortPistolZA:
What was the "evidence" then? No, that's not how we get down in Mzansi, that's how *I* get down.

No wahala. Just know you asked for it.

ShortPistolZA:
I'm all about proof
You have a vjj, now can I please see your dyck?

Hurry up!! Lol lol lol

Are you trying to get into my boxers? You smooth you! Sharp sharp like that? I'm used to ladies wanting to see my face first. Is that how y'all get down in mzansi?

Wyraciskyi:
ROFLMAO hahahahahahahaha Who B Dis Guy?

Worldpeace

Forwetinnah:
*face palm**

Na so

;

ShortPistolZA:
Until I see a medical report stating that he has a vjj, it's only natural FOR ME, to believe that every man has a p3nis. If you go around doubting people's sexxual organs, then that's on you.

Now you've aroused my curiosity, do you have a vjj?

I actually was hoping to excite more than your curiosity.
If I say No to your question won't you want to see evidence?

aodis:
You too funny for ur mind sha!

No sir, I just like to establish the fact like she likes to. We no dey like to hastily conclude. p3nisless until proven p3nisful.

ShortPistolZA:
LOL @ you'll shut me up. Come at me, bro!

Did he actually say what they were going to do or are you just being an amateur mind reader? Until we SEE what this plan is, this discussion is just a waste of my airtime. Until there's an actual p3nis urinating, it's all speculations.

What if klarklar actually has a pu.na.ni instead of a p3nis? You know how people complained that he was Sheila's biatch. We have to give room for that possibility too. Women always like to blame the p3nis for all the world's ills.

Forwetinnah:
I think they spiked his Whiskey with Vodka.Tayo stays away from vodka it makes his really hyper, but urine ?? I don't think so

That's what I concluded from Butterfly's diary session.

ShortPistolZA:
What's with the pee story though because urine is trending on Facebook? However there have been no video proving beyond reasonable doubt that anyone did such a despicable act. But oh hey!

I've seen some people even threatening to stone Nhlanhla when he comes over to Nigeria for his "holiday" & South Africans gave them a go ahead.

Its that time of the show when people are basically pulling no punches to ensure their favourite reps win. i think many people on the Nigerian side are just hoping the story is true. I hope it is.

ShortPistolZA:
And that's proof to you? Dude, I have a life & sometimes things get hectic. If my absence coincides with another member, it's simply that, a coincidence. Believe whatever you wanna believe though.

Just fVcking with you. You don't sound alike, and believe me that's a compliment from my bigoted mind.

ShortPistolZA:
Aww. Thanks. I'm not Nagina though. Maybe we have similarities, IDK.

To the other person talking about pee- I've been busy at work & this urine story is fake. Evidence or....you know the rest.

You have been away and (S)he's also been away. That's just a coincidence?

chrisviral:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Na figure of speech naa

Btw: I thought O from K that is now U president is the Antichrist?

When she go dey put fear for my mind nko.
That guy is only the latest to be given that title and he won't be the last.

Chiazalam1:
Team Tayo, please let's tread with caution. The end is near. I don't want us to indulge in anything that will jeopardize our boys chances. That the 3 suckers planned to carry out that dastardly act is bad enough. Let's not over flog the issue. If they did or not, we go know. Don't be distracted please.

The end is still far. First the Antichrist must be revealed.