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GHKWAME1:
Hmmm! I think Feza is doing PR here, I see him using Tayo to warm her way into the hearts of Nigerians for the larger picture(acting/music collaboration).

Na who give himself brain dey chop for this life.

ShortPistolZA:
They're probably scared he's looking for more flaws to rant about

I'd start bathing in a rain coat if I were them because the hawk's eye might be microscopically taking in every dimple or lump on that bòòty. Can't blame them. Eish

Sipe thinks her melons are stars though .She shouldn't have a problem letting them shine. Stars come out at night ; Its their time to shine. She has to let them shine.

iphie25:
How u know wetin dey my mind?? Walahi nigerians no go mind o...but BabaT ain't going nowhere!!!!

Make him no just go apologise any mumu apology. Na that one go spoil things. If you wan do bad thing do am finish.

Tayo famous sotey him friend wey dey for house come famous join am. You build your name finish come turn to your friend dash am star status. Na small thing? Tell me how him go take leave on Sunday. if him leave on Sunday king kong go replace am for the house. Leave ko, reave ni.

Lets see kingkong's pic abeg.

ShortPistolZA:
That's mah boy! If a bytch is cruising for a bruising, let her get the moering. They've known each other for only a few weeks after all. It's too far along in the game to be concentrating on petty kak, just because someone can't stop running their mouth. Sheila needs to CHECK herself because she's doing this thing with everybody. She did it with Sipe but quickly got put in assembly. Ran her mouth with Ella but got away without a verbal smackdown. Sorry, but not everybody is going to let her run the show the way Nhla has been doing.

I'm still not saying the things Tayo said were alright though. Knowing women, she probably develop;ed a complex on the spot. Scarred for eternity.

"she probably developed a
complex on the spot. Scarred for eternity." I really fear for her. She underestimated his ability to 'bitch fight' and overestimated her own ability to take his verbal onslaught. She's gonna be scared to stand naked in front of her mirror for a while. I hope she knows she still got a lot of b'o'oty loving fans out there sha. This is where her man klarklar comes in.

safarigirl:
It is because of the likes of last night's incident that I support men empowerment. Women have enjoyed years of running men down without repercussions. Well I say no to that, women must receive the repercussions of their actions. Oppressed men, victimised men on this show like Hannington, Luclay, DKB, Roki Hakeem and Tayo must be spoken out for. We want FULL gender equality. No partiality, no one-sided equality. If women throw insults at men, men have the right to return the favor because we are EQUAL. If women want to fight men, then men can fight them because we are EQUAL. If you want to be equal to a man, if you want to ACT like a man, you must be ready to be treated like a MAN.

You just simplified the confusion of our generation. You can't be asking for something and complain when you get it. There are too many emasculated men unsure of their roles and women who are stressed because their wearing big drawers that's not meant for them. We gotta go back to go forward.

tonididdy:
Goldie(God rest her soul) was rich, well educated but never showd the attitude of 'I knw 2much' like stack illetrate can barely compose a good sentence tayo exhibit. He has gotten in a fight with virtualy everybody. I do not like his bully bossy attitude of talk 1st think later.

Earlier he said'obama was d presidnt of the world' and kept defendn his cluelessness until he angrily walkd out on everbody who was not agreeing with his claim.

My point is whX did naija have to send a retardeen as its rep.I am tired of his 'al up in your face attitude'.

Somebody has to be that guy.
somebody gotta think before they talk, somebody gotta talk before they think
somebody gotta be sensitive and respect your space
somebody gotta be obnoxious and be all up in you face
somebody gotta respect his girl and be celibate
somebody gotta flirt and have sex just for the hell of it
We cant all be kings, we can't all be soldiers, we can't all be philosophers
Somebody gotta make you loose your cool just when you think you've got it all under control.
And I just played my role.

Sammiejo:
In my home town, you won't win Miss Anything.
You are a dirty girl
You are a local girl
Your family are ashamed of you
You are not as beautiful as other beauty queens
You have stretch marks like a woman who has delivered 15 kids
You go learn, you go know,
If you are my sister, I will desister you.
God will punish you. You are disrespectful. Kpof Kpof model
- Tayo to Sheila.
This my brother get mouth diarrhoea. It appears the other guys have been looking for a way to school Sheila and as usual Na Naija go dey front.

Him been don tell her say him go make her cry when him treat her Bleep up. But at the end of the day na him go loose votes.

forkadict:
See me see wahala o.

Na @thandii dey mess with your head na. No be me o.

Beside na you dey form say you sabi the language.

FYI. Tubu na dungeon for the language.

How many people sabi Wetin dungeon be for their language?

safarigirl:
must be Aries

I'm actually a 'fool'

safarigirl:
Taurus is April 21-May 21. So some April born are Aries

I am not Taurus then.

thandii1:
LMAO .

I want to believe worldpeace didn't swallow that lie.

So forkadict decide to leave jail come dey mess with my head abi? This 'freedom for all' thing is really overated o.

nelonaya:
I just had to write this
so macky2's girlfriend came looking all beautiful, elegant and classy..she said alot but Ill jus write the few I remember. she told him she misses him and that everyone in the house misses him. told him his father now calls her Mrs............and that everyone back home os now getting married and having babies..told him she misses him, is proud of him and loves him so so much..she said she s blushing and get all she wants to say out..she also said she loves him and hopes this would be the last time they spend so much time apart(that he should understand what she means). when biggie unfreezed them, housemates came running thinking its Sipe's mum.on getting there were like wow.....ur gf is beautiful and all..Baba Tayo now came.said macky should be very careful.said he doesnt want to say it all out and that macky should understand what he means. in his words "be very careful, how could you do that? its like comparing death to sleep". Tayo's mouth eh..Sipe couldnt stop running her mouth but I could feel the pain in her laughter. I guess biggie intentionally brought macky gf to prove a point to 'gum body' sipe..

That Tayo boy sabi run person down sha.

forkadict:
She don't smash coconut for your head.

So if person talk say May you spend some real time in a tubu. You will say amen?





FYI. Na serious curse be DAT o.

wherever the place be, me I no gree talk say I wan enter am. Me I sharp pass that one.

thandii1:
Mansion lon jebe

Emi o gbede debe yen o

chrisviral:
#Team Taurus, yes that's us! Team good kissers

I can kiss for Africa. Although, I hate a's's kissing..

thandii1:
Mon so wipe ki emi ati Iwo nikan jo lo lo igba die ninu tubu, . O ba o lara mu abi oo nife si.

Oya, let me see how much of the language you understand.

Jekyllandhyde, face front iti akwu

moti be sinu oro yin. Kilon je tubu?

ShortPistolZA:
LMAO @ special feet. Pisces starts at 19 February - 20 March.

*modified*

I'm an April baby

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

Welcome back to your old life.

ShortPistolZA:
LMAO @ special feet. Pisces starts at 19 February - 20 March.

*modified*

You know I could never agree with 'tiny feet'.

ShortPistolZA:
Pisces people like to fantasize & daydream a lot. They can be liars because Neptune, Pisces' ruling planet, is a planet of delusions, illusions & deceit.

On the good side, Pisces is very forgiving & generous, which tends to make them attract users who'll take full advantage of their generous nature. Pisces always fall victim for (fake) sob stories because they always put themselves in other people's shoes. Pisces are peace loving & often dislike too much noise. Pisces have psychic abilities. Pisces have musical talents & good singing voice. Pisces rules the feet, so you probably have nice, tiny feet. Whatever it is, there's always something special & different about Pisces people feet. You probably have beautiful, big eyes too & a nice body. The eye thing is more prevalent with all water signs (scorpio, cancer & pisces). The Pisces body shape is usually small at the top with small breàsts & full hips eg. Rihanna.
OK I'll stop there lol.
BTW, Virgo is your opposite sign in astrology, which makes them your best match romantically Opposite sign match-ups are a hit or miss though, but can teach a lot of valuable lessons.

Fantasizing and day dreaming. √
lying. √
Noise hating peace lover( look at my moniker). √
Special feet (try walking in my shoes). √
small breast ( in fact, flat). √
psychic abilities(You are thinking I'm joking). √
Musical talent ( I know how to blow my own trumpet)√

Oh my gosh this is freakishly scary! I must be a pisces. Which months fall under that sign?

Today forkadict gets his freedom. please, y'all don't forget to pick him up at the prison gate. Holla if you need directions.

GoodGirl2:
You've started your Q&A sessions?
I reside here and there.

Maybe I should just pm everyone a questionnaire, right?
I remember you typing out the lyrics of the Honeywell advert song even though its in pidgin English. Don't tell me you learnt all that on Nairaland.

GoodGirl2:
I assume you're talking about Sheila?
Kenyans are very intolerant to sluuty housemates but Ellah may get away with it because goal posts are shifted when it's a "foreign" sluut.
Kinda the way some of you may not have a problem with Ellah's adventures in the house but would judge her very harshly if she were Nigerian.

Other than that, most Kenyans actually relate and connect much more with Tanzanians as compared to Ugandans from my observation......I'm not making reference to BBA per se, just other stuff........language, music, cuisine, etc.
Most Ugandans connect more with Rwandese, while the northern Ugandans relate more with South Sudanese (socially and culturally).

Just my observation though, not standard social phenomena.

In what country do you reside?

safarigirl:
lovers ke? Wetin join me and kwame when you dey ground?

And I was so sure that at least one of you is heterosexual.

quantumphysics:
if spade is an introvert, then vladimir putin is my younger brother

I'm really hurt. I thought I was your younger brother.

spade:
On his Twitter page, he said it's a week before the finale, so I'm just guessing it's Sunday.

K

spade:
I STILL have my doubts about such a guy even coming.
The guy strikes me as a bigtime famewhore and attention seeker.
Tweeting from Johannesburg can also be made possible with a South African proxy.
I'm not saying he's not coming. I'm just saying my doubts are still very strong.

Anyway... It's only a few days away. We shall see.

When is he coming?

cutemii:


Some people sha can be so easily worked up

I don't think decanta believes that that's brad anymore than some of us believe that decanta is a woman. He is just having a nice time.

Bradtheladlong:
yo Malcolm x, no offence intended. it's just semantics. You just called me white boy too. Chill out

No offence taken. I just want you to stay in character. You can't be going in and out of character like that.

Bradtheladlong:
nigga, you got a thing for names?

White boy, you don't get to call anyone Nigga here. Be careful, before you wake up dead one morning after the show.