₦airaland Forum

jjii:
Nigerians are the only ones ranting on twitter. Other countries are really supporting those fools.

well, if you are doing what they are supposed to be doing, why should they bother?

Klarklar put his c.o.ck in the cup and served Tayo the klarklar COCKtail special. Has Tayo drunk it though?

Librate:
Klarklar

What was Idris' supporting role?

Librate:
See dem ndi ara ha choro iri tayo

Who's dyck exactly was in the cup? Let's know the main actor from the supporting cast.

sugarcoconut:
Sholay2011 and Worldpeace una no dey sleep so? Greetings also to our guests peeping through the corridor...I sight una

I only stayed awake because of you. Why should I let a lady walk this dark alley alone.

sugarcoconut:
Am so generous so gonna S/O to

Safarigirl
Nigeriangirl
Ksslib
Ochon/Eustachio
Spade
Worldpeace ambassador
Forwetinnah
Cestmoi1
Dannyxy
Agbgift
Ninnyanny
Wyraciskyi
Chiazalam1
Waxdude
Librate
Dramah
Cutemii
Reincarnated
Njokusboy

And to all others I 4got to mention, una doo

Thanks very much, Nigeria needs more generous people like you.

GHKWAME1:
Shioor! Google translate is crap!

Hahaha, the structure of the languages are different.

GHKWAME1:
gan? bi o nipa thia ọkan? o le pese?

Thou speaketh in a strange tongue.

GHKWAME1:
@WORLDPEACE, Charley Thanx! Seb’Oluwa lo se o i ti pade nyin.

You're welcome. Although I can only understand the WizKid part of your Yoruba.

GHKWAME1:
The link is a dead end, but I get you, I wanted to be spoonfed tho!

And spoonfed you'll be.

WizKid Ft. Femi Kuti – Jaiye Jaiye Lyrics
& Meaning
Arararara -
Ororororo
Yah
As you can see (oh yes) —
You are all very welcome (very very welcome) ——
VERSE
Mo fe kole fun mama mi —- i want to build a house
for my mum
Mo fe rale fun baba mi —— i want to buy a house for
my dad
Aiye ni miami – life in miami
Maserati fun iyawo mi —- maserati for my wife
Ferrari Versace
Ferragamo Bugatti -
Owo lo dun to yii — money so sweet like this
Mo fe lowo bi Adenuga – i want to be rich like
Adenuga
Mo fe fe Esosa – i want to marry Esosa
Ngozi penperenpe —
All of them for me —-
Ati Tee baby now — and Tee baby now
You cannot believe what I have seen with my eyes
—-
Say my people it is a beautiful story (na na na) —-
See I fought through defeat now I am living a better
life
And I’m thankful for the life that I am living (nuh
nuh)
CHORUS
Wizzy baby loke loke
Seb’Oluwa lo se o —- Is it not the Lord's blessing
Owo n wole wa —- money keeps coming in
Seb’Oluwa lo se o ah —- Is it not the Lord’s blessing
Lagos today and London tomorrow
Oluwa lo se o —- Is it not the Lords blessing
Omo jaiye jaiye —– socialising guy
Seb’Oluwa lo se oh ah —Its Lord’s blessing
Wizzy baby loke loke —- Wizzy baby is moving up
Seb’Oluwa lo se o — Is it not the Lord’s blessing
Owo n wole wa — money keeps coming in
Seb’Oluwa lo se o ah – Is it not the Lord’s blessing
Lagos today and London tomorrow
Oluwa lo se o – Is it not the Lord’s blessing
Omo jaiye jaiye — socialising guy
Seb’Oluwa lo se oh ah —Its God’s blessing
VERSE
I’m balling I’m balling..
I’m balling for two
Let nobody do me bad or intrude
I’m balling I’m balling..
I’m balling for two
Let nobody do me bad or intrude
Wizzy bad musician
Sarz bad producer
Ahhh you already know
We run every show
Owo n la wole (amen) – money kepps coming in
A kole mole (amen) —- we keep building more
houses
Maserati Ferrari (amen)
Ferragamo Bugatti (amen)
Owo nla wole (amen) — they keeps coming in
A kole mole (amen) – we keep building more
houses
Maserati Ferrari (amen)
Ferragamo Bugatti (amen)
(CHORUS)
VERSE
Yaga
If you call am woman
African woman no go gree (she go say i be lady o)
If you call am woman
African woman no go gree (she go say i be lady o)
She go say I be lady
Seb’Oluwa lo se o – its God’s blessing
She go say I be lady
Seb’Oluwa lo se o ah – its God’s blessing
She go say I no be woman
Oluwa lo se o
She go say I be lady
Seb’Oluwa lo se o ah
She go say I be lady
Seb’Oluwa lo se o
She go say I be lady
Seb’Oluwa lo se o ah
She go say I no be woman
Seb’Oluwa lo se o
She go say I be lady
Seb’Oluwa lo se o ah

GHKWAME1:
Too bad, I wanted you to translate to me what wizkid was saying per his track with Femi Kuti (@ninnyanny can you please translate it?).… I also speak Hausa, come to think of it, were you the one I was speaking the beautiful language with the other day?

check it here.
kilonso./2014/03/24/wizkid-ft-femi-kuti-jaiye-jaiye-lyrics-meaning/

Ksslib:
Rotflmfao... hahaha. Now this is funny.

Well, I think she is a she.

For his sake I hope so.

lizian:
Have been a silent reader and this are my best ten nairalanders bba so far
Ocho: mr rational
Spade: the realist "love u"
Ghkwame: my azonto charm
Safarigirl: as fiers as a boss lady
Soloqy: just started noticing u sha
Danyxx: lots of likes
ShotpistleZA: read those mystery games stories and got scare too
Worldpeace: u rock
And yacca oh my yacca : the most neutral (I want to be like u wen I grow up)

You're welcome. This is where happily ever after begins. Enjoy.

GHKWAME1:
I suwear, there will be fights about the origin of jollof, who speaks better pidjin, which country is ungrateful after that country contributed troops to ecomog, Charley, it will be total chaos! I like it.

The show will expose how little we know about our region. The ignorance will be so fvcking entertaining.

Ksslib:
Do help me with the right pronoun.

'He' is the right pronoun.
Some people wish they could change their gender, well, I also wish I could go to the moon; but we know my chances of going to the moon are rather slim. There is nothing wrong with wishing as long as I can tell the difference between 'wishing' and 'being'.
Delusion is one of the signs of many mental disorders and it should not be encouraged. People who are schizophrenic cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and I think our thread mate lives in fantasy land most of the time. My contribution to his mental wellbeing is to never encourage it.
Delusion should never be encouraged. It is detrimental to anyone's mental health.

ShortPistolZA:
Hahaha. Thanks.

No comment on the soccer thing but remember, stars do "shoot" & fall May the best team win. I'm proud of my boys as of late, even though they drew against the Lokoja Super Owls

#hides

The girls, the girls are going to wait another 70 years to do that again.

Ksslib:
Now shes at it again, shes at what she only knows how to do best, LIES LIES LIES . ***sips wine**

I remember watching that scene where Tayo said he'll leave after biggy and it was merely a joke, he even laughed. You twisting events no longer comes a surprise cos you seem naturally to have great affinity to lies---- I mean, what other way is there, to remain relevant for someone who hardly tables facts?

You mean during the freeze task? Haha. Now this is funny. The fact that you brought up that statement to buttress a point that paints Tayo as arrogant just goes to prove what I said earlier------ You live, ,breathe and sleep on lies. Perhaps i should ask--- What was the point of the freeze task again? To protect or loose the money? And mind you, Biggy purposely put them in a position where all the housemates saw themselves as potential winners protecting thier money----- but then again, what do you know about psychology? Anyone who picks fault in that 10k from 300k statement and makes an argument off it can pick faults from irrelevant things like peoples breathing patterns, why bread should be liquid, why God should have had our legs placed on the head and our lips on the knee..

Lol. Tayo said Uti was coming to steal his money and you didnt think twice before attempting to use that as an argument? I would have said youre oblivious of the close relationship Tayo has with Uti but i believe youre not, you just like talking off point even though as usual, it doesnt make sense. Tayo has called Uti an old man, told him to his face that he wish he ll ffuck up so Nigeria wont vote him....e...t..c But Uti laughed if off cos thats how friends say things to eachother and smile, cos its nothing but a simple joke and guy jabs. Do you even have friends atall? Not the ones with benefits , I mean--- like real friends?

Walai talai, decanta, your delusion no get part 2, na season film.

And youre like the most emotional delusional unstable person on this thread, perhaps where your love for Ellah hails from .

Oh! I forgot to tell you not a take what I said serious..
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Your post is very lucid but I'm convinced 'She' is not the right pronoun for the person for whom it is meant.

ShortPistolZA:
Hahaha, Gotham city is as real as the planet of the apes. It doesn't exist, brosephine. Meaning, I can also have "Gotham City" in my own backyard if I wanted to.

I'm still Batman

Why would you say Gotham city doesn't exist? You just rendered a lot of superheroes homeless. The cruel things people would say just to win an argument!
I give up!

ShortPistolZA:
*clap clap*

Wrong post though because the post you quoted was about ACTORS, not "astronauts" whose "space visits" are only via sniffing glue or watching episodes of Star Trek. You get my point

Cool story though on the whole nasa thing. If you work for NASA, then I'm Batman

There was a time we were trying to reduce running cost at NASA and we decided to use superheroes for space exploration instead of rockets. Obama is forward thinking like that. Anyway, I met all the superheroes and I can tell you Batman is not a woman.
If you don't believe me just watch one of his movies.
Plus Gotham city is in the US not SA.
Gotcha!

ShortPistolZA:
Jeena Davies is a member of mensa & is also a Hollywood actress. Many more like her.

I work for NASA and I am also a Nairalander. Who would have guessed? Very few like me.

safarigirl:
Tayo has no story. So says mockteam, but Idris has one? First off, what makes a story? Characters, plot, emotions, suspense. What makes a lead character? A lead character must have....well, CHARACTER. The perfect male lead is one who is assertive, abrasive, strong, smart, intuitive, sometimes aggressive. His harmatia(tragic flaw) could be his temper, his inability to use logic over emotions etc. He MUST have one or many ANTAGONIST(S)- Tayo is the only HM with antagonists. Yes, it's okay to be predictable, afterall we all knew that Andre and Lola would fight and make-up and fight again, swear off each other, make up again and keep going in that circle (MY HEART BEATS FOR LOLA). We all knew Idris would jump in Ella's bed after professing his love to Goitse, isn't that predictable? Where is his suspense? Moving on...The lead character must be able to draw out emotions from viewers, you should laugh with the protagonist, cry with the antagonist, get angry at the protagonist, as in so angry you wish you could slap him. At some points you feel his pain and wish you could hug him. When he confronts rivals, you cheer him on. You hope things get better for him at certain points, but you have it in mind that it could be worse.....THIS IS NOT TAYO'S STORY. Just a synopsis, I want everyone to know what a STORY is before I tell you Tayo's story. It will come later in the day hopefully

Please let's also have essays on the kind of characters the finalists are, whether Flat or round.

spicywax:
LOL..... that's Y to d E to the S? ? ? ?

My brother Na 'Yes' o. No doubts here man.

Wyraciskyi:
*Taking Notes* Learning Is Sweet. Good One

Na you be chairman sir.

spicywax:
Isn't she a man?

If I say 'Y' you say 'E' another man say 'S' omo na you sabi.

Wyraciskyi:
I Know It's An African Thing But That's Sexist Over There... Regardless Of Gender, Moral Uprightness Should Be Weighed On A Fair Scale

If It's Not Ok 4 A Lady 2 Mess Around Same Shud Be Required Of The Guy But The Sad Reality Is That Things Are Not That Way - So Nagina Is Right For Once, Most Of We Men R Hypocrites, We Preach Against Immorality But Drool @ The Sight Of Naked African Ladies In The Shower.

It Is What It Is Though

I do not think its an African thing alone. I think its a human thing. Equality is not the same thing as fairness. Equality is unfair. We give to each according to their needs; that's fairness.
How many times have you heard a woman say to a man "you are not a man"? That's because she holds a man up to higher standards in that area. Its the same thing with women in certain areas.
They have to embrace the differences first before correcting the the anomalies.

THEAMAKA:
We all know Dillish played a calculative game. But what I'm stressing is those who provided entertainment while still displaying "good morals."

I just want people to drop that self-righteous act they always put on when concerning female housemates. BBA is rated 18+ for a reason. It is assumed that everyone is mature enough for the content of the show. Why suggest someone that's lively be sacrificed on the show because they aren't acting like Sister Mary? Yet the Sister Mary's of the show add absolutely NOTHING to the house. Imagine Dillish being used as the yardstick of someone playing the game. If we continue to toe that line, BBA will continue going DOWN-HILL AND STRAIGHT TO THE DOGS.

"As for the bolded, that one na WASH

"I just want people to drop that self-righteous act
they always put on when concerning female
housemates. BBA is rated 18+ for a reason"

Even among thieves morals are cherished that's why there's the saying "there's such a thing as honor among thieves. Yes, a thief's ability to steal is very important but even thieves will choose a good thief with integrity over a good thief without it. And there are certain moral qualities that we expect more from women than men. Thats the way it is and its not a bad thing.

tosag:
Since you refused to stop quotting me I've texted your various monikkers to Baba Adekunle, the most powerful medicine-man in the whole of remo-north, ogun state where I did my NYSC. Baba Adekunle owes me big time. I coached his son for waec and neco and the lad passed with good grades. He has promised to turn you into an 80 yr old overnight. By the way, don't come and start begging me o! Because I wont listen to ur pleas.

Yeah, my niggar. Bring out the big guns , its that time of the thread. Its time for kill and go. Blow up somebody and leave no evidence. Its only four days before curtains are drawn.

THEAMAKA:
All I was saying is that I could give two F*cks about what the Europeans think of or see us as. Who are they sef?
Doesn't mean we have to pretend we're all the same because that's how they view us.
We can acknowledge our differences and still be civil. I hate that "Europeans view us as etc etc etc." For some reason I find such statements irritating.

But I digress.

My emphasis is on "especially by a beautiful woman "

THEAMAKA:
We Africans can unite while still acknowledging our differences. F*ck the Europeans and what they see us as.

Ignorant Africans are not better than ignorant Europeans. Ignorance is the greatest enemy of mankind. Knowledge reigns supreme over nearly everone.
All I have ever wanted in my life is to be educated, especially by a beautiful woman .

thandii1:
This is probably alusa's best look ever!

and mira looks as cute as ever

BBA class of 2014

thandii1:
This is probably alusa's best look ever!

and mira looks as cute as ever

I had forgotten that some of this people were ever part of the hotshots.

Na so!

labelledame:
lmfaooooooooo