₦airaland Forum

ochon:
LOL. Abeg, let's just free the Decanta's gender ish and concentrate on the show. If we can just leave his/her gender out of it, all these unnecessary fights/derailments won't sprout out.


Chai.. Tayo dey fall hand. He's asking "if stars are real?" Butterphly says her real name is "Tarrero Marapara." And that Tarrero means "hope."

Wetin that one mean ''if stars are real''? him no follow sing "twinkle twinkle little star" for kindergarten?

Forwetinnah:
I no see the pinshure na. But biko, nefa you compare ya self to shege baba, I beg you. Fine boi like you....no do biko

Why person go dey wish that kine disaster on himself?

Akshow:
Abeg wetin mr 666 do am abeg. We are not watching now. We need updated gist of the korel.

'mr 666', hilarious!

labelledame:
we did but our brothers betrayed us since they wanted him out Anyway he is already out as they wanted so lets just keep on playing the game

I don't think Nigerians wanted him out, although I did want him out, he just looked like a man that was determined to ruin his own life and they just were not willing to aid that . Seriously, he had lost control of his thinking ability; beauty queen had put his mind on her autopilot mode and where he was heading was not where the $300k was. Now he has the fame needed to pursue his music with less stress plus he can still lie to himself, his wife and Ghana that Ellah was only like a sister to him.

safarigirl:
e go shock you. They'll both be up on Sunday, Klarklar and Idris are making sure of that, no more flying under radars. Meanwhile, Klarklar said Perming lotion straffed M'am Bea in Babylon and that she's pretending in the house, he thinks she should drop the act

For real? bad girl! I have been seeing the signs that she is a coded girl that wants to do. just my type. A lady in the streets, a freak in the sheets. Imagine say na only permithias e take for her to give it up. Ajani with him commitment sha, anyway, e still good.

safarigirl:
Some Nigerians will never learn how this trending stuff works. They had Goitse trending over Tayo yesterday and today, Samantha is trending again.

Will it kill them to use codenames instead of making these babes trend?

Who has trended the most so far this week?

Nigeriangirl:
Worldpeace, i wish i could but Fork, u dey Lasgidi nah so that won't be possible.

I was thinking, my Anambra bros Ochon say im fit come 042 so if he's game, that would be easier (face palm).

@Ochon no offence intended here o.

Forkadick, its funny i no dey sick but una dey harrass my life everytime with that incessant talk.

Duty calls.

U all have a fantastic stress free day!

Cheers!!!

Enjoy the day too

forkadict:
That awkward moment when @Forkadict be deceiving himself of actually living out his fantasy of forking two chics at the same time with @decanta as the facilitator.

After several off nairaland communication with her, they agree to meet at a plush hotel for WORLD WAR 3.

With a maximum sense of anticipation, he has had a persistent erec.tion for 12 hours stretch prior to the rendezvous.

Only for @forkadict to be met at the hotel by 2 men with one of them being the infamous@decanta.

Na INSTANTA that erection go go down.

SMH

You no see say God Don Answer your prayers be that?

ladunsky:
Lady Morgana is now feeling the repercussions of getting the star gift first hand.

She seems surprised that people she feels are close to her or who she thought had an understanding of her were unable to be happy for her receiving the cup. Cites Mambea, Sipe and Goitse as not being too happy for her.

She would have preferred to stay under the radar for a longer period of time.

Who is really close to her now apart from JJ fathom husband?

ShortPistolZA:
This post made me go..

yeah, people front like that.

dynamitee:
so goitse says she doesn't know what promiscuous means (which I am tempted to believe since she pronounces it "permiscuous"

Biggie goes on tto give her a definition as "someone who is multi talented and able to connect with several housemated"


Loooool. Olodo pikin. She still gets my vote though. Guys let's do it for goitse this week. Lady Morgana must vamoose

Heavy olodo! No wonder she did not like Idris that was all about her.

ShortPistolZA:
No typos. Next time, use the eyes that are sockected in your face & not the one you claim to have inside your head. Can it see your brain ? Your mind's eye I mean.

Oh it sees a lot of things. It sees the obvious and the hidden. Liike how women do sometimes the opposite of what they feel. Some Tayo fans are like that, rather than admit their love for him like the rest of his fans they act like they don't feel him on NL It see that and so much more.

ShortPistolZA:
K. Did you "see" it in braille ?

My physical eyesight is perfect but it was my minds eye, which is in fact sounder, that gave me an insight into the possible cause of what might have been a typographical error.

ShortPistolZA:
K. Did you "see" it in braille ?

My physical eye sight is perfect but it was my minds, eye which is in fact sounder, that gave me an insight into the possible cause of what might have been a typographical error.

ninnyanny:
u took it outta my hands...lol

The opportunity was too good to refuse.

ShortPistolZA:
Partially blind? How can tears become guts unless you were only seeing the "s" at the end.

I have seen Parkinson's do the weirdest things to people. So nothing surprises me anymore where its concerned.

ShortPistolZA:
Nope.

I am not dyslexic.

ShortPistolZA:
Are you dyslexic? I wrote tears.

Parkinson's could have made you hit the wrong keys. Do you have it?

ShortPistolZA:
They go together like Tayo & tears.

Don't you mean Tayo and guts?

GoodGirl2:
Camilla.

Wetin e mean?

ShortPistolZA:
Chill, man. Come drink some weed tea with me

Reminds me of a question I asked that no one answered. Who is likely to be the weed smokers in that house and how hard must it be for them coping?

ShortPistolZA:
Oh, Butterphly! She's standing around like a hotel maitre d while others are sweating their butts off. I give up on this girl.

If you had booby-traps of that size on you how much inclined would you be to exercise?

ShortPistolZA:
Oh, Butterphly! She's standing around like a hotel maitre d while others are sweating their butts off. I give up on this girl.

Has she finished serving her punishment?

margenta:
Candida kwanu?

she nor gree talk the exact one o.

margenta:
Candida kwanu?

she nor gree talk the exact one o.

decantan:
Anyway back to biggie ,Samantha and Mr 265 discussing their chances of survival...... JJ joins to spoil the party.

Guy create a new account already. I can't help thinking of you as a guy who wants to molest me. No hard feelings.

Nigeriangirl:
I can't quote everyone who's been harrassing my life here but i want to use this to appeal to us to slow down on all ds dick, Bleep, arse talk abeg.

Haveb't had "some" in a year now and all dt talk dey do me strong thingy seriously...hehehe .

Bikonu make we stick to BBA cos man pikin no get hope still.

Una dooo

Just holla at forkadict, it can't be that hard to get some. He's a really generous guy.

ShortPistolZA:

You sad because me no know double pumps? Me no likey see you sad.

ShortPistolZA:
I'm told they're 2 pumps champs but make up for it in other ways

'2 pump champs' what does that mean?

GoodGirl2:
WorldPeace, you get the kiss that was meant for ProfessorLabamba.

What can I say, hard work pays off. May the lord help me meet you in person to enjoy the kiss of my labour.

ShortPistolZA:
Dollars, Pounds & white people

I concluded the 'white people' is just a synonym for the dollars and pounds. They sure can't prefer the tool we are packing to theirs.

ochon:
They're done. I didn't pay full attention..


After. She's done with Tayo, she moved over to KlarKlar, telling him she's not happy with HMs bullying Tayo. Klarklar concurs and says the gang-up is not fair. That's he's not surprised cos HMs have resorted to silly mind games and gang-up at this stage of the competition. That he told Tayo he has one problem, that he overdoes things when he's happy; so whenever he's happy, he lets his guards down and don't notice his enemies. That he told him to always look at people's face especially when he's rejoicing, that he'll be able to know those faking their smiles. Sheillah told him, that though she laughs a lot, she tries to be in many places so she can know HMs that hates her. That she doesn't get deceived by the HMs' fake smiles. That she knows her friends.

KlarKlar then said what I liked, he said something like "I said this earlier but no one took me serious. See, I'm not surprised at what's happening right now. At the first stage of every game, everyone is still naïve and cheerful. No hate, no snitching, but as time progresses, people change, they start lying and playing dirty. At this stage, I know all of them."

Abeg, I don tire, NL distracted me.

sanu da aiki