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ShortPistolZA:
lol @ captain. Ahoy!

Since it is a relation-SHIP it only makes sense it has a captain right?

ShortPistolZA:
Kewl. How do you tolerate someone like that though? Do you snarl back or take it in silent?

It depends, if its not messing up the energy around I can ignore, but if it is, I tell you to calm the fuark down and mean it. I will proceed to tell what is not allowed lest we forget who the captain is in the ship.

ShortPistolZA:
No, it's not like that, at least for me it isn't. Let me put it this way, there are people who thrive in highly volatile situations because that's what they need to feel like life is "balanced". These people need an edge every once in a while to feel alive. It's not really about other people but themselves. They need emotional instability because it gives them an excuse to release the pent-up energy they feel inside. Going ape shyt crazy on the people closest to them is the only way to get them to feel "normal" again. Rinse & repeat, the cycle never ends. It's hard to explain it, only a shrink would understand. LOL!

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I get it. I like to show a girl she's free to be bad. Its the way she can thrive with me. Its the way she can really thrive at all.

ShortPistolZA:
Excellent description

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A bad boy raises the bar and creates a challenge for you because you loose your 'good girl' and even when the ride ends you keep fiending for the thrill.

ShortPistolZA:
"Bad" is subjective to every female though. I for one don't associate with abusive, lying & cheating losers. Just challenging people. Battle of wills if you will. That type I can handle blindfolded & with both hands tied behind my back. Easy peasy

Bad boy is a broad term. What comes to mind when you think of a "bad boy"?

Some one who does what he wants when he wants but can give you a rollercoaster ride.

ShortPistolZA:
What? God knows they are boring. Don't get me wrong, by bad I don't mean some lying, cheating douchelord with the morals of a sewer rat. I have a tempestuous nature so I like people that give me a reason to go crazy. Good boys just don't do it for me. I'd be twitching for action & get none. LOL!

Many girls say they want a bad boy but can they really handle one?

spade:
Yes. He greeted him in the usual Naija way. "Hey, my guy! See as you don dey fat oh" - You know, as informal as it could get.
Of course, a closeup of Mr. 265's face would have made my day.

You don't gotta be no prophet to know that that guy is taking a speed train outta that place well ahead of Tayo. Then he'll get the chance to watch the man he loves to hate as a viewer at home.

spade:
Prior to the entrance of the celebrity guest, Tayo had told the other housemates he knew Desmond from way back, but Mr. 265 didn't believe him. He muttered something in a mocking tone: "Someone said Desmond Elliot is their friend. Well, we shall see how well they know each other today."

So did Desmond show him love when they met?

vandalZA:
he wants recognition in a wrong way or his looking for a south African citizenship..

He is looking for a psychiatrist, you know they don't come cheap anymore. A nut case has to search far and wide now for an affordable one. May God reward his search.

ShortPistolZA:
I think she's trying to get the 411 about where people are secretly having sexxx & the rest is just distraction. So far we have gotten the laundry room etc. I wouldn't be surprised if they install spy cameras there. How dare they hide this from us! These people are so image conscious it's annoying.

The people I suspecting to be fvcking each other in dark corners of that house are Sipe + Macky & Nhlanhla + Sheila. If noone is bumping & grinding, then where are the missing condoms. Hmmm...

so there are areas in the house where there are no cameras?

herald9:
why do you take Big Brother Africa serious

Cause they're banging?

How much will you give me if I win?

Ksslib:
Butty butty had a dream that she was giving Macky2 a lap dance that same morning before biggy gave her the punishment.

She had a premonition!

Abi Trezmonition

yiwal:
Lol their coach quit because they were a bunch of Lesbos...you didn't read the news?

No I did not. Its bound to happen though; a bunch of girls developing male features playing a sport associated with men.

lumeviewscom:
Yiwal come back. No need to go and open another account.

The Super Falcons need you.

:Dwhich one be super falcons own for the matter again. Hahahaha.

LaRoyalHighness:
Count down to page 700... Let's do this peeps!

If they bring it during their party and its aftermath, we will cover more pages than a student doing fire brigade reading for that 15 unit course he is retaking tomorrow. Its in their hands.

Ksslib:
Like prof said, it depends on what the groupie is asking for.

Na so

Ksslib:
Lol . E no mean na. As per say she be fan, he gats oblige. If na me be Des sef, I for do same.

Prof, hope say you no be akagum?

Abi because camera dey on my guy. If e dey corner for Lagos and the chain dey expensive no be to tell M'am Bea to ask for something else. You go come run out of funds for election because of one groupie?

HERROYALFINEST:
Heloo everyone, so good to be here. Dis place is jst like anoda BBA' house! The quarells, banters, fights, criticism, ban, yabs and jokes are all part of wat makes us unique. Shout out to: Worldpeace, aitee1, njokusboy( resident CIA) , ghkwame1, shortpistolZA,safarigirl (one man army , all4naija, profesorlabamba, Mr forkaddict, forwetinnah(her moniker alone makes me smile) , braindamage( another funny moniker), jjii, chiazalam1, ksslib(wit à double S), OChON (defender of the oppressed and my secret crush , ninnyanny,decantain(anoda one man army) and others abeg una Weldone oo, am new here and also new on nairaland Biko welcome me!

You are welcome to the community. Have fun!

Nigeriangirl:
Great morning to u too, mi brother. This' a good start to the am after prayers.

I love to sleep so much too, actually, its a hobby. I'm thinking of editing my CV to add sleeping there as my no 1 extracurricular activity...hehehehehehehohohohohohohihihihihuhuhuhu.

And yes, i'm deeply in love with my bed, i just stay
I just stay there, morning and night

haha ha ha! It's love at first sight for me. A union made in heaven. My sister if only they won't take it wrongly if they saw it on your CV. That day will come sha.

ShortPistolZA:
Hehe. Seriously, you're a sleeper? My mind just can't understand people who sleep so much. It makes me angry. Haha.

I love it. I don't look for it, it finds me.

ShortPistolZA:
JJ is such an early riser, I digs. Anyone that can still sleep a second past 5 AM should be arrested, stoned & shot in the head

All I do is sleep, sleep, sleep no matter what
I love it so much, I can never get enough
Every other weekend, When everybody else is up
I just stay there, I just stay there
I love my bed, I get my JJ sleep mask on
there's nothing you can tell me, I just stay there

forkadict:
Okay.

Asokoro, Maitama, Wuse zones 1&2 all follow join.

Ope o! Fear been don catch me now. With all my hard labour.

forkadict:
To all those fake estate agents that have been acquiring plots since this show started, the real plot owners are those that make the 1000th page.

So all of una, na for Ajegunle and Bariga una plots dey. The plots on 1000th page are in Lekki and Victoria Garden City.

Let's go!

No plots for abj? Na there I pay for.

adebisicutie:
Ellah and Butty saying they now understand Tayo and he is cool. He gets frustrated and defensive when he feels restricted. He is someone that needs to shout and let out his frustrations

ki won Ku psychoanalysis.

ochon:
I'm telling ya. But you can't be part of it this year again, maybe next year. The process of choosing contestants is long over. Just rally around Librate and push him to victory; come next year, I'll notify you on time.

Me I be Methuselah o. Make we support the Younger generation. As na liberate first come, liberate it shall be. If him like make him fine, if him like make him resemble monkey, na person born am; na only him go chop my vote. Make I dey know how I fit give am my full support.

ninnyanny:
search for #BBHotshots and when its found click on "All Tweets" and there u go

You said 'chill' and I chill sotay I don turn ice block. After freezing point nothing nothing. o. 100, 80,30? Talk. SADC never. There is God.

ochon:
It can be arranged too, so whether offline or online, you are assured of that chick, if you win.

Are you telling me that my buzz would be felt in all the nooks and crannies of cyberspace and very well beyond it? What have I been doing with my life! This means there are people out there who have been living the life I have always wanted. What injustice! How can I be a part of it by fire by force?

ochon:
You'll be able to bed any NL chick your soul desires.

That's cool, but I was kinda hoping its benefits would extend beyond Naira Land. I mean, what if that dream chic you've been wanting to bed never makes it to Naira Land?

ninnyanny:
LOL
im enjoying frustrating these
Tayo's haters on twitter
its so fun......
no need for e fight
its a share waste of perfect happiness
just quote with:
"Tayo is the funniest"
its that simple
hehehehehehe

Na them you use they catch your fun this evening abi?

ochon:
I'd have love to campaign for you, but I won't have the time. Sorry bro. Even my days on this thread are numbered starting from tomorrow, and a CM needs to have time to campaign, which I won't have...

But you are assured of my votes.. I'll make out time to vote you all the way..

Always drop the link on this thread and I'm sure we'd show you love by voting you. Wish you the best bruv.

So if i come chop the 'Mr Naira land' title now, Wetin dey be the reward?

Can you people see who I have conjured up from the netherworld?