₦airaland Forum

sharpwriter:
Lol ... you still be student ba?

yea

Starboytwo:
omo una dey try for that side.

So you can't just walk up to one kannada girl,(remove her earpiece) nd toast her right on the spot. You don dey loose guard your Naija vibe.

Sing to her, tell her you are the cockroach in my comboard etc.

Guy, you are a Naija guy. Represent na.

Oh, how is the Cana LOUD over there? You fit waybill some??

na next flight to naija dem go put me

Sirmwill:
Be focused

when i posted, this was the kinda reply i needed and some good laughs

PerfectStranger:
Find singles whatsapp group join, you fit see free kpekus for there chop.

Can I have your contact incase you see any singles Nigerian in kanada group join you help add my number too. I dey find Canadian base Nigerian girl for marriage.

i would have but cant share my contact here

faceland:
So what do you want us to do for you?... Can you please come back home before you rape a goat and they brand all Nigerians as goat rapist? Please come back home, there many pussies here.

jeez where are all these sad peple from

Hypnotise:
You will need to upgrade yourself and swag up or else no omo go look your side

yea good idea, i do get the attention but mostly from ladies really older than i am. And i really want to start procreating soon

Nonexisting1:
Come fucck nau. We have them kpekus in quantum here. The pussy holders are uselessly and aimlessly sharing it everywhere.

omo to think sef at a point i reason make i go seminary sef. i nust remembered this and i am laughing. i took a pamphle6ant thought of enrolling.

CharlotteFlair:
Use Abido shaker to shake it off. Focus.

you dey sell am make i order abeg?

Solofresh2:
Masturbate and move on

my cream don finish😂😂

Starboytwo:
I want to even try 1month but always fail this exam. He nor easy.

1 day after abstaining for just 2 week, I just cough lasan, na sperm Comot.

Nonexisting1:
Then come back.

come do wetin

Kobicove:
Better be careful before oyinbo girls accuse you of sexual harassment over there

i no dey follow anyone talk sef
funny my friend asked me why. i told him i have no interest. mightget married ne,t year and rest

Sapasenator:
I got everything I want in life bro.

i am not here for a d*ck measuring contest
get lost

sharpwriter:
Short time or overnight? Is hundred dollars now too much to spend on your konji in Canada once in a while?

i no gree spend am bosz

Mcslize:
Train yourself just like me, you won't feel the need for sex. I don't masturbate, and I can stay without feeling the need for intercourse of any kind.

Right now I am sexually pure. I can't believe my eyes that I can attain such feats. But here I am. Not even Ishilove can lure me with her tiny waist and flat bóobs.

I am proud of myself that no lady can use knackanaki to make yanga for me.

Staying away from séx has made me to become more appealing to women. Go and verify what I just said. It's a pure fact.

Even this Ishilove wey dey talk any how can't withstand my allure of she sees me facially.

Sapasenator:
Go back to Nigeria. Stop complaining.

You dey Nigeria, complain.

You come Canada, complain again.

this is just a fun post nothing serious. why do you sound sad?

advanceDNA:
U don dey lose guard......


Start focused

points taken

PerfectStranger:
$100? for short time?

U get Vaseline for your room ba?

i am telling you oo
the culture shock is really dealing with me, you can barely talk to anyone cause 90% have earbuds on

Sirmwill:
Be focused

i will but flesh is weak

naijapikin2:
I destroy every spirit of KONJIISM

That foul KONJILISTIC spirit is sent to the pit of hell

The KONJIMANIC behavior is over in your life

Yepatapata

Ariratongaliyah

Kerebayanto

Receive your deliverance..



If you still feel KONJILATED



GO AND MARRY.😎😎

PerfectStranger:
Are there no brothels abroad? y'all keep lamenting of konji. 30-40$ can take care of dat

brothel here costs like $100
no be me abeg

my mind no strong to carry some of these harsh comments
i was clearly tryna pass time
una win
i don deactivate

was justing looking to have fun and some good laughs but so many sad people

maureensylvia:
Are we that cheap?

SMH no pressure to my gender ❌

babe whats your whatsapp number?

ayjay45:
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Go for email marketing.
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kelvindubem:
Bro why is she that desperate

I feel its because sbe wa ts to get married, she once told me she wants to have kids as soon as possible

Danimasaun:
better be careful with Niaja women outside Nigeria, the way she might treat you after you guys finally marry might be totally different

I have no plans of getting married to her.

Asavivian:
the babe is probably pressure due to her age just take your time if you love her and feel like its genuine why not tie the knot before you would loose her

Yea her mum is pressuring her to get a husband

Adamjc:
I have had an encounter with a bossy babe like that, I lost all attraction towards her whenever she does anything masculine towards me

She wants control which i can't yield, lately she is coming around again, wants us to go on a date(the day i told her we can't get married she just left me and walked out without a word)

I an currently in an undisclosed country
In my late 20s but look older than my age
I an in same program with this naija babe so we happened to have gone to same university back in Nigeria, realized after we did general introduction in class(graduated 3 years before i did l) she then got my number from another female friend of mine who is married and we started talking. Most times she keeps asking of me in class and everywhere people thought we were dating, next she wants us yo live together(which i declined) she starts talking of marriage how her mum wants her to get married as soon as possible(she's 5+ older than I am) a acting all boss, calling at midnights (no lies this babe set die and shez good(cant conclude shaa known her for few months but i no want relationship i wan focus)), I told her our relationship shouldn't pass friendship as classmates
Next Blocked her, she goes telling all my friends and my phone started beeping asking me why i did
All i could say was I need to focus.
Now she has stopped all the midnight calls, texting and too much gum body for school which i like(i just want it to be normal whatsup and good morning)

maureensylvia:
What’s your former handle

Dont worry
how have you been

maureensylvia:
I am so used to water to clean even when i urinate that if i am pressed and i enter a toilet and find out there is no water,the urine just dissappears like that!

No wonder some men will keep saying that some women na so so smell full their yansh

Anyone that uses tissue after poo is DIRTY

My babe that year, dont worry i changed my handle, are you single lets get married

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MadamExcellency:
Penisaweapon is what?

Who can rewrite the above username to make a proper meaning?

Pen is a weapon

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