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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by wristbangle: 5:18pm On May 28, 2016

Mediapace:
Wristbangle optional1 robosky02 supersaver dominique oya let's go there :

Atletico Madrid all the way!

Atletico Madrid 3 vs 1 Real Madrid

Yes bro. Supporting Athletico noni

Education › Re: 10 Reactions Portrayed By Some Carry-Over Students Of Nigerian Institutions by wristbangle: 4:49pm On May 28, 2016

alolatee:
I want to tell you i hate posts like this.Period!

What happens to ignoring the post rather than spew rubbish here.

Romance › Re: How Many Nairaland Guys Can Do This ??? by wristbangle: 11:36am On May 28, 2016

Twaci:
Wristbangle can do this for me

Lol U wana turn me to ur slave? cheesy

Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by wristbangle: 10:11am On May 28, 2016

majekdom2:
while that of lagos continues to increase because all IOC's and service companies have got offices in lagos. Tell me one oil company without an office in lagos.

No matter what, Lagos will continue to increase because there are a lot of other non oil sector companies. Do you want me to give examples?

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by wristbangle: 9:55am On May 28, 2016

whirlwind7:
Whether FG tries to negotiate or not isn't the problem.
The problem is how the "born to rule" class takes the rest of us for granted.

Whatever is happening in Niger Delta now isn't just because GEJ lost the election, as many insinuated. Far from that.
When Bubu got sworn in, he couldn't wait to show his disdain for those he referred to as "the 5%" who didn't give him their votes, and who shouldn't expect to be treated equally as other constituents that gave him above 95%. That was a very parochial attitude. Coming from someone who should be an elder statesman, who is expected to navigate the ship of a multi-ethnic nation, that has deep suspicions of other tribes and their intentions, that was a very unfortunate and a very misguided remark. Asari Dokubo recently commented that Bubu should look elsewhere for the money he will use in taking care of the "95 or 97%" that matters more to him. Very few disagreed with Asari Dokubo over this.

It simply showed that the president is no more matured than he was when he forcibly took power in 1983 or so. Everyone referred to him as an ethnic bigot, and he kept proving everyone right so far.

He approved a budget of billions to fix Borno and adjourning states. He approved billions for importing grasses and creating grazing reserve. These two projects are in favor of his kinsmen and their private businesses. Yet, he showed little concern for the regions that have been the victims of his savage kinsmen, the Fulani herdsmen. He never made plans for communal farmers who have largely been victims of his nomadic brethren. All the money for these projects are coming from the "minor and unwanted 5%". Does that seem fair? What's more, he keeps matching his words with action. His appointments into office of several heads of Federal organizations just three days ago, were mainly people from the north. He leaves no one in doubt that he thinks the Hausas and Fulanis are superior to the rest of us.

He should learn diplomacy. Governance has gone beyond the economics and politics of the 80s when he held brief. He never even bothered to undergo any self improvement by way of education and learning after he left office. Well, we are saddled with this unfortunate situation his narrow mindedness has foisted upon us. I don't see a way out soon, because Bubu is as stubborn as he is ignorant.

U have a point bro

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by wristbangle: 9:52am On May 28, 2016

banme1:
young man. Stop wailing. Ur state ekiti will face hardship more. Hope u are aware of that fact.

Bayelsa suffering/hardship will increase more and delta state IGR will drastically reduced this year if the bombing persists.

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by wristbangle: 8:41am On May 28, 2016

Pesuzok:
I think we should tell ourselves the truth, Buhari would rather burn Niger Delta that give in to republic of Niger Delta. The guys should just Negotiate with the government. Hard times ahead, so brace up both those in support of NDA and those against. Nobody would be spared. Already the hardship in bayelsa presently is something else.

My brother, are they complaining? When the done of reality bites harder, they will understand.

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Destroy Agip And Shell Pipelines by wristbangle: 8:29am On May 28, 2016*

Negotiating with a terrorist group will only amount to more economic damage. It's not as if coming to their terms will make average life of Niger Delta citizens better rather will make it worse. They are selfish, lazy, spoilt brat and myopic set of human beings who will ruin the future of SS region. Coming to think of it, it surprises me to see more IPOB names on the their list than ND indigenes.

By the time full diversification from oil happens, their environmental degradation lands which has been worthless due to spillage will definitely not support agriculture and that's when they will understand the reality of famine.

Make dem continue the bombing. More grease to their elbow.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Congregation In London Rejects Pastor Asks Him To Leave The Church by wristbangle: 11:54pm On May 27, 2016

zizoo36:
Ipob on it again!

Bros, be reasonable for once. What's the correction btw the story of IPOB and a pastor terminated from his duty? #speaking as a yoruba guy#

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Bomb NNPC Warri Pipeline Heavily Guarded By Military by wristbangle: 8:19pm On May 27, 2016

kernel501:
Thinking of the future? ... Please what area do Yorubas dominant? , which are Sports, innovation,Technology,education, commerce or agriculture.
Lowest poverty index? Hahahahah Am not referring to random Economic indices,but precise credit facilities by operating banks over a period of 6 years.
Look apart from Lagos, which was built by common wealth of Nigeria, which Western state can stand South South or Eastern states? The ariel view of Western states are brown rusted roofs, the standard of living in your states are low, example ... in Ibadan you can get a flat for N100,000 which state can get a flat for such amount in out Southern states?

Yet Ogun state is the most industrialised in Nigeria. OYO state can boast of more indigenous coys than so many states in your region.

As for Brown roof palava, I noticed same brown roof houses in some part of eastern states when I visited there recently.

Romance › Re: 8 Awkward Places Nigerian Ladies Snap Profile Picture by wristbangle(op): 7:47pm On May 27, 2016

Smellymouth:
I was at Domino's Pizza minding my biz like::

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When two ladies walked up to me and said --" Pls can u snap us", I looked at them like::

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But I later agreed Cox I was confident I was gonna get their numbers :::

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I asked for their numbers and they were like ::

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I angrily told them::

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Nice one baba

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Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Bomb NNPC Warri Pipeline Heavily Guarded By Military by wristbangle: 7:03pm On May 27, 2016

Reading some comments here show how myopic and ignorant some people reason. Bombing pipelines as an achievement for them as time goes on will become a sorrow in the future.

Gradually FG is diversifying by building power stations and dams off SS regions and some SW region possessed oil.

Even right now oil is no longer an entity in international market has technology is even making it more orthodox way of producing energy.

We don't pray for hunger strike but if import of food shut down from north with their limited arable farmland, how will they feed?

Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Bomb NNPC Warri Pipeline Heavily Guarded By Military by wristbangle: 6:48pm On May 27, 2016

Jengem:
Avengers 10 - Buhari 0

Nice score right. The ends will justify all things.

Romance › Re: 8 Awkward Places Nigerian Ladies Snap Profile Picture by wristbangle(op): 6:29pm On May 27, 2016

ivyy:
How come you left these places out wristbangle?

In eateries.

Inside hotel rooms.

At the passenger's seat.

These places are not awkward na madam cheesy

. Infact seems the best place to display your beauty wink

Where is smellymouth when u need him the most?

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Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers Unveils Currency by wristbangle: 6:23pm On May 27, 2016

Fadekebisola:
hi boo...politics doesnt fit u...u are better in romance...leave these politicians..lol
how are u?

Lol na mynd silence me like this oo. Am fine bae cool

Romance › 8 Awkward Places Nigerian Ladies Snap Profile Picture by wristbangle(op): 6:20pm On May 27, 2016

As we all know that most Nigerian ladies are so obsessed with taking pictures just to flaunt their styles on social media. By the reason of this obsession, some take pictures in any environment they find themselves not minding how awkward these pictures look.

Here are the awkward places many Nigerian ladies snap pictures and upload them for the world to see;

1. Toilet

Some ladies don't even mind the odour emanating from the toilet just to show how classy they are. In fact, some of them will even take a selfie while defecating. This is aimed at craving attention from guys. This silly act is very common with Lagos babes.

2. Okada

It beats my imagination how some ladies managed to snap themselves conveniently on bike despite the gallops and brake applied by the bike man. Just because wind is blowing their useless weavon and perhaps they are wearing sun glass, they will snap themselves and later seek guys' consent if they look like nadia buhari. This is pure nonsense.

3. Public transport bus

I also experience this inside idanfo or keke napep; you must at least seen a lady snapping herself. Just yesterday when I boarded a bus from Anthony to CMS, the lady beside me was taking selfie as if her life depended on it. I advised her to keep her phone because of traffic thieves instead she abused me and I kept quiet. Before a tinkle of an eye, a dude snatch her phone from the window and she started wailing.

4. Market

I don't know what pleasure ladies derive in snapping pictures at dangerous market places such apongbon, yaba, oshodi, etc where there are high number of rogues, financially frustrated guys and armed robbers. Are they so impatient to realise that one minutes of foolishness can make them loose all valuable thing on them?

6. Road side

Even if it's possible for some ladies to take pictures at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, I know they will definitely do that. Later when an unforeseen circumstances happen, they will blame it on Lalastic.lala for not making their topics to the FP.

6. Suya Joint

Some ladies will order for N100 from Ab.oki and will quickly take a selfie saying they are having nice time at a barbecue in lekki meanwhile they bought the suya at Iyana paja If the Abo.ki is a very sharp man, he can corner such a lady into his bedroom.

7. During church service

In fact, taking pictures in the church is a very good thing but it's very awkward to be taking selfie during sermon, prayer meeting and quickly upload it on social media. When they return from church, ask them for the topic of the sermon and they will be looking clueless.

8. Filling station

You heard me right? Yes filling station. One thing I observed about ladies who take snap themselves sporadically is that they don't take precautionary measure and also too stubborn to adhere to simple instruction. The sign is written on pump engine at filling stations that smoking and use of phone are prohibited but that is time they will start chatting, calling and snapping themselves unnecessarily as if they are possessed. Smh.

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Romance › Re: 7 Excuses Nigerian Ladies Give To Justify Themselves Of Not Having Boyfriends by wristbangle: 3:02pm On May 27, 2016

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

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The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::

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So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

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And She was surprised and reacted like::

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I proudly left the Strip club like :::

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Hahahahaha. Tosyne2much, this mad man don come again oo.

Danceville, nice writeup bro

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Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers Unveils Currency by wristbangle: 2:32pm On May 27, 2016

dtruth3:
Yoruba stop hiding your painment under the pretence of laughter.

We support Niger Delta Republic, we support Bia.fra republic, and we all support anytin that leads to the dissolution of this Lugards cage.

So pls concentrate on your lagos-Ibadan One Nijiriya.

With NDA and IPOB, we shall unite the entire southeast and south-south. And we shall build a formidable Nation with %100 resource control.

You grab my gist?

Lol.byebye if una wan go. Oil kuku dey lag, ogun and Ondo state 4 odua republic

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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Children’s Day Celebration To All Nigerian Children by wristbangle: 8:32am On May 27, 2016

Mediapace:
Sharaout to all shiiildren on this forum :
Tosyne2much
wristbangle
juhan
ireneony
myfantasies
refiner
ishilove
laveda
Yuneehk
Funjosh and all other shildren on Nairaland

Happy shindren day

Same to u my pikin

Romance › Re: Why Are There So Many Perverts On Nairaland? by wristbangle: 8:30am On May 27, 2016*

This OP sef undecided

I don't know what you intend to achieve by dropping this senseless post.

Why can't u ignore them and focus on what u desire to gain from this forum. Yes, romance section is flawed with perverts, trolls, etc. Go to science, technology, business, and other section where your intellect needs to be sharpen.

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Romance › Re: Kids On Romanceland. Your Day Is Here Again. Happy Children's Day by wristbangle: 7:26am On May 27, 2016

Omotayor123:
Dollyjoy
Aminat508
Dominique
Cherlene
Misspicy
Greatness22
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Kazrem
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Tosyne2much
Wristbangle
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Mediapace

Happy Children Day to you

Politics › Re: Nigeria Built On Fraudulent Federalism – Amosun by wristbangle: 5:53am On May 27, 2016

juman:
[s]All yoruba governors are not good governors.

They should instead engages in agriculture to raise money.[/s]

To start the day with hatred and tribalism is not good.

It's just like condemning governors from other regions where few are diligent just like Obiano.

Back to topic when an economy is monopolised and the resource producing majority of the country's income drop in value, ofcourse inflation, unemployment, etc will set in. Just like the state governor said, every region suppose to hit the ground running by bringing something to the table instead of perching on one source for lively hood. From the onset, we have never practice federalism.

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Politics › Re: Federal High Court Throws Out Buhari's Application In Certificate Case by wristbangle: 9:07pm On May 26, 2016

Hmm

Politics › Re: I Can’t Sell Myself To Pay Salaries, Fayose Tells Striking Workers by wristbangle: 8:56pm On May 26, 2016

Progressive01:

This is the kind of thread where you see the Wailing Mournful Jewish Uganda Miscreants scamper to take cover in their dingy burrows.

The slimy molluscs would start wondering if indeed Fowlyose isn't suffering from what I suspect he's suffering from- dementia from a curse placed on him by his parents.

Fayose is the greatest adopted child of the Bolton Wanderers- greater than Ojuikwu himself!

Merciless finishing grin

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Politics › Re: Niger Delta Have Nothing To Offer Nigeria Anymore by wristbangle: 5:56pm On May 26, 2016

Almajiri1:
With the way The Noble Avengers are hitting targets, It won't be surprising if we wake up oneday to hear they've overran military positions and captured Aso Rock.

Future impossible statement

Events › Re: . by wristbangle: 5:04pm On May 26, 2016

Smellymouth:
Birthday wishes to a dear friend..

May Allah bless you continually..

Keep on living dearie..

DJ Neptune, JAM me up, it's Dollyjoy's birthday

*** Gbedu wen dey burst brain *****

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dance-fat.gif

Werey!

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Events › Re: . by wristbangle: 5:02pm On May 26, 2016

HBD dear. Wishing u long life and prosperity. Have fun and more prosperous year ahead

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Politics › Re: Ekiti Workers Begin Strike Today Over Unpaid Salaries by wristbangle: 10:08am On May 26, 2016

Hmm, IPOBS what's your take on this issue?

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Travel › Re: Awka-Onitsha Expressway Collapses, Commuters, Motorists Stranded by wristbangle: 9:02am On May 26, 2016

The wave of unhealthy news flying this morning is nothing to write home about.

Politics › Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Bomb Chevron's Escravos Tank Farm Main Electricity Pipel by wristbangle: 8:46am On May 26, 2016

SMH

Politics › Re: Kachikwu Bribed Niger-Delta Avengers With $10m - PDP by wristbangle: 8:42am On May 26, 2016

The Niger Delta Avengers are only fighting for their personal pockets (selfish interest). They don't care about the living condition of Niger Delta indigenes. In as much as they have money to spend lavishly at their own expense, they are good to go.

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