₦airaland Forum

fairheven:
that your "I better pass you" mentality is what the OP is hammering on.
that you have lived abroad and seen better live better life doesn't make you any way better than people down here.

are you suggesting every body should migrate out of nigeria to experience so called "Eldorado?".. since that is not possible, whatever mindset your talking about is your personal "change"

God bless you for this inspirational comment.

Vickyydera:
HONEY HON, MISS ME? I DIDNT KNOW YOU CAME BACK

LOL. Yeah am back since. How u doing dear?

solasoulmusic:
As a returnee let me say the use of accent is never meant to intimidate you. It really depends on the situation. For me As a musician I find that especially with my music I use my accent for clarity so I can be heard worldwide the words are clear and because I learnt from mostly western people it's a part of me.

i think its bad to mock those who still came back to their fathers land to live and work. Parents had to make a choice and sacrifice so their kids could gain a global view of the world we live in. Not every rich person stole money some people started from deep inside Lagos island and vowed never to return or for their children to have a better upbringing than they did

Everyone is valuable you just have to see past your prejudice to discover that if you feel inferior standing next to another who is different it's your problem you only get one life don't waste it

Excellent comment. If I may ask madam, what genre of music are u singing?

SuperSupremo:
You don't have to travel before you know that na


do Ghana chop naira

Lol. I know. Am pulling your legs and you are falling for it . I know most European countries except UK and maybe those am not aware of use don't use euro currency.

seunny4lif:
Me don stop dey eat out since
8 Euro pizza go full my belle

Hahaha. Wo bros, e ma woo be! But come oo 8 euro cheap. Chai domino pizza dey cheat us here 4 lag. N2500. That's 10 euro

seunny4lif:

7 Euro
The worst is 3 plate neva make belle full

Hiam! So u can spend up to 35 euros before ur belle can be filled? Gbese re oo!

SuperSupremo:
open your eye abegi


Its euros rather


btw do they chop pounds for Netherland

Oh na true. Na euro. I never travelled out of naija before bro.

Person go send nairaland babe PM, them go call person pervert. Shebi una dey see how correct babes they take get husby. Make una sidon there dey do shakara.

seunny4lif:
I mean here in Deutschland
One plate of Semo is 7€

Ah! 7 pounds for a plate of semo? Shey eran oya dey inside?

sukkot:
continue to eat bat and rat and snake shebi you know ebola and AIDS and leprosy is real right ?

Werey!! hahahaha.

Shey I say I dey chop bat, rat and snake ni?

Abeg I no be lalasticlala whey him dey chop peppered snake with stout everyday

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up oga Wristbangle


But how come I don't do all these despite the fact that I have been to Ghana quite a few number of times ? In fact, I still roll with my guys whom I left in Nigeria and I also patronize our local restaurants to devour eba, amala and the likes.


Guys, click LIKE if you want God to take you abroad this year, other click SHARE if you want to remain in Nigeria and keep enjoying terrorism of Boka Haram, Fulani herdsmen and NDA while they last

Lol. See plenty people liking your post. People wan run leave naija. Chai it is well.

sukkot:
thats that primitive mind you still have brah. you are still stuck in the prehistoric stone-ages spiritually. this is what the bible calls ' the valley of dry bones '

continue to eat those premature lamb meat and others processed with laser. Shebi u know cancer is real?

seunny4lif:
OP forget that Food matter
I dey chop Semo, Eba and Nigerian Jollof rice anyhow for here
My friends no dey joke with me about those food
Where I dey?
Ghana Ghana now Abi Ghana no be abroad

U still dey house na. Even though Ghana na abroad but make u go country like Russia or Ghana, u go miss semo and egusi soup sharp sharp

sukkot:
bros going abroad makes you somewhat civilized. fact remains that bushmeat / grasscutter is simply eating RATS. you have to leave nigeria before you can appreciate the stupidity of some things done in nigeria. it is what it is.

Abeg. Grasscutter, antelope and other bush meats aside rats, snake, bats are much better than those abroad premature meat.

Stomach infrastructure agenda is working

bqlekan:
Oga Wristbangle, you know why they make hotels their homes?
It is due o the level of insecurity in this nation. Bro Taju can easily arrange for you to be robbed

Lol then one need not to blow his trumpet when returning from abroad. Make him just enter the country jejely.

Lalasticlala, how far sir? Help this ministry to grace the appropriate dept.

SirJeffry:
No such missile on Nigerian soil as at 6/7/2016 1200amGMT except they are gonna launch it from under water which hopefully their sophistication hasn't reached yet.

But one thing is positive. If they are in possession of such be it under water or a nearby border town, there's 99.9% chances of launching it against Buhari regime.

Honestly I laughed when they said 6 missiles will be launched to destroyed more than 10 locations, anyway that's a story for another day.

Launching missiles require smart calculation, focused projection from either submarine in the sea or hovering tornado aircraft which NDA don't have and even if they have one, that shows they have powerful sponsors from foreign bodies of which even the deadliest terrorists don't possess such weaponry. Launching missile from land has a limited distance covered whereby it can't go beyond SS region if at all they fire it.

Jakpon:
you are a uoloba coward. Your divide and rule tactic cannot work again. We igbos and the niger delta are the same. The militants must launch thier missile today. All hail biafra

Promoting violence and extreme hatred won't pay you and people of your kinds having the same shameless archaic view.

michylabo:
I dnt see any reason or wrong in airing ones view. Y shld she be banned. If she blasphemed, allow God to defend himself. No need for u all to bash her like if ur God can't defend his own so called men of god. With this attitude, really what differentiates u all from those animals that killed a woman in Kano, because she spoke against there god..

If u r dat pained by her comments u can go behead her as well.

Bunch of hypocrites

Well. It's your view and that's your headache. If u defend her, how is that my problem. Everybody is entitled to their opinion and that's my candid view about her useless comment. Vengeance is of God and at the set time he will fight for his own.

sunnyeinstein:
Sorry to say o, but i think you people calling for ganisucks to be banned are fanatics. The guy/girl just spoke his/her mind and opinion, what's u pple's own in it? What nairaland rule did she break?

Religion will definitely finish this country because it's already choking us. Someone shld kindly tell me how these "churches" have given back to the society? They preach prosperity, build schools for the rich only. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM BUILD SCHOOLS AND SAY IT IS FREE, OR HAVE A BLOCK OF HOUSES AND RENT IT AT VERY LOW RATE TO THOSE THEY KNOW ARE POOR.

the only thing you'll hear is bring ur tithe to the house of the Lord for them to share for the rich. God is definitely waiting for them in heaven #judgement.

I am entitled to my opinion. It's none of your business. For me to have said such statement, It has really aggravated to a level beyond stupidity.

GlaxoSmithKline Nigeria sha!

Hilarious comment indeed. Another way to push their sales through funny marketing strategy.

Excellent view ronald4lif. I feel when it comes to companionship with old friends, one should not neglect them totally. Even though they keep bothering you unnecessary for money and all that, just be blunt to them about how tough things are and the best you can do is take them out to a joint and spend what you can afford.

vizkiz:
uncle has been there for 10years now. Na those ones suppose don forget about how naija food dey taste. Unlike one mumu that went to Dubai last year and came back forming British accent

Say "I don't take Heybah (eba) anymore"

Hahaha. Werey! . Chai. Him go dubai naim dey form useless phoney?

ganisucks:
They can't. Lets face reality they dont have the capability to do such. What kind of missile can hit the range of ND to Aso villa. That means they would be using a ballistic missile, and so would need trajectories and experts who are good with logistics. Where are they going to find such experts. The best they can do, is try and smuggle a dirty bomb into Aso villa. This is real life, not 24.

Atleast u are making sense here even though I don't agree with most of your senseless comment.

Launching such missile to bomb the listed areas by the NDA's will require taking a strategic projection from submarine in the sea or a hovering tornado aircraft to achieve this aim. So where will they get such from except if they are sponsored by powerful extremist which even the deadliest terrorist group (ISIS) doesn't have.

ganisucks:
shameless pastor. After eating the chicken, you now want to clean your mouth. Yoruba pastors have no dignity or self control. Just 10k can make them turn to pasuma

U are causing unnecessary chaos and nuisance on this forum. I hope our amicable mods will take note of this moniker and ban as well as deactivate her with immediate effect.

vizkiz:
lol, when my uncle came back the first thing he did was finish the whole plate of pounded yam in front of him... So remove the part where you mentioned "they condemn local dishes" na that one them miss pass

Lol. Bros. Your uncle still have the naija trait na. I know of somehow condemning bush meat saying lamb meat is the best.

Mediapace:
9. Yikes! They dislike our Red Oil! : Returnees believe we cook most of our meals with red oil (Palm oil). I met Cheng in China Town, Ojota and he expressed how he felt about eating food made with red oil. He said, “even though it was dreadful for me the first time I ate Egusi soup made with palm oil, I will never forget the delicious taste and aroma; now I eat Naija soups like a Nigerian”. If you haven’t tasted soups or moi moi made with palm oil, cooked beans made with palm oil, you are seriously missing. These meals are utterly delicious but it's a pity our returnees don't take it!
https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/RED-OIL.png.

10.They can't do any house chores again :
Even Oyinbo dey fetch water sef,NO EXCUSE BRO
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Lol. Where u get all this pix from sef?

Some Nigerians, when they return from abroad often display some nasty and childish habits when they return home, and these silly and childish attitudes are enlisted below;

1. Unnecessary use of foreign accent to intimidate local people

When some Nigerians living abroad return home, they begin to use these foreign accents to create unwanted scenes. They do this to show people that they are not of the same class. A times when you tell them, you can't understand their statement, they will say "Are u deaf"? The ones that annoy me most are those based in cotonou, Ghana, Uganda, china forming British accent. Honestly these ones need serious psychiatric evaluation.

2. High level of Pride

Living abroad is not a guarantee that one will be richer than Dangote or Mike Adenuga so why the overbloated ego? Some will even make it look like they're doing you a favour talking to you. This is common with the ladies.

3. Unnecessary show off

I know of some Nigerians who have lived their whole life abroad and are still able to be casual. But for some, they will wear socks and jacket under the intense sun and will be screaming to people's hearing that they regret coming to Nigeria.

4. They condemn our local dish

When a friend of mine returned from Canada, he told me to take him to a restaurant because he went hungry and I was elated he still has passion for our local dish. I took him to one fascinating local restaurant at Ibadan. When they served us pounded yam/egusi soup complimented with all sorts of assorted bush meats. Instead of eating the meal, he walked out from the restaurant telling me he couldn't eat that shiiit . Honestly, I was embarrassed by his comment.

5. They demand for undue Respect

Some of them are so proud that they will give you this proud look because they feel you want to beg pounds or dollars from them. I really don't blame them, after all it is what they experience often when they visit home as friends, family and even enemies want to benefit from their pocket.

6. Hotel becomes their home

I know most of them prefer lodging in a hotel because they are scared of mosquito bite, non availability of light and other negative factors in their parents' house. Though I wouldn't call this a silly act but I feel staying in your parents' house especially when located in the village will attract more parental blessing.

7. They neglect their old friends

This is common to some abroad based Nigerians. They tend to ignore the friends they left in Nigeria because they feel they have climbed the ladder of greatness. Last year, a very good friend of mine arrived from the UK and what surprised me most was that he refused to come to my house after a week of arrival. I used my church mind to go to his place and he started acting like I came to beg for money. This silly attitude of common with some of them.

8. They condemn our culture and values

It's a pity that some Nigerians are so engrossed with the westerner culture that they view African culture as being fetish and archaic when they returned home. For them to prostrate for elders and even their parents is like displaying stupidity act. This is nothing but outright nonsense.

Lets see. Tomorrow is around the corner.

ganisucks:
Goodbye Mr President, make sure you agree to every demand put forward by Jonathan, including your resignation. Don't worry The Interim government of Jonathan will only jail Osinbanjo and Tinubu

Gallivanting doesn't suite you at all.

Adufetohposh:
This is outrageous! Who are these people? What do they want?

Hmmm. That's the same question everybody is asking. Their barbaric act knows no bound.

jaybee:
Actually the proposed 4th mainland bridge has provision for a light rail on it. Its an encompassing design.

Oh that's will be much more nice.