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Tonydeeb:
Egbon, mak she dey carry her bwest dey go, bwest wey you go suck today give you HBP tomorrow, gini?... Carry am dey go!.

Laughing hilariously

boss mi, e be like say ladies don do u strong thing before

Tonydeeb:
Sex-hungry niggars everywhere!.
I'm guilty of none, what's up with controlling the urge?, I dnt even give attention to ladies I meet on my way or anywhere else, all I do is admire the face(if pretty) and walk away... Some of 'em would even look back thinking you would look at their bosoms!... How bosom wan help me?

Lol. If she breast feed u, u sure say u no go long for more?

ronald4lif:
Wristbangle just exposed mehns.

Baba, I no expose us oo. Babes sef don know our gimmicks.

tosyne2much:


Lemme add mine.. Brb


10. They throw hands into their pockets in BRT buses

This works for me like a magic especially in a public transport. The moment my joystick rises above its default level, I will just throw my two hands into my pockets just to form a perfect gentle man

Hahahahaha. It happened to me this mrng when I board BRT bus to CMS today. Chai konji

Is It now that u are healthy that such decision will be fine for u to make? U better don't allow curse to follow ur generation. Go for counselling dude.

AngelAhnie:
What is this

What happened to your alternate account?

Sexytemi:
Some of them would even start begging the girl they just met to come to their just a day after meeting them

E be like konjified guys plenty 4 ur hood?

refiner:
....

this is very true...I ones experienced this from a perv.....

at any little bumps,he will seize that opportunity to touch my boobs....I kept calm!...then he thought I was enjoying it,he then went down to my skirt,immediately he touched my laps....[b]I formed every spittle in my mouth and throat and spitted on him!!!

perverts everywhere![/b]

Smellymouth, this ur wife go take your eyes see wien!

Smellymouth:
I remember during the Molue era, we were heading to Ijanikin from Oshodi, one pervert go use his pr1ck take dey caress one fat yoruba woman yansh..

The sound of the slap be like say tire burst



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/slap-man.gif

Werey!!! . This kind slap go reset the brain of the guy ASAP.

I swear, this guy dey craze

I hate to see guys who cannot control their urge for sex, thereby, disgracing themselves in public places just because they lack self control and have no shame at all. I mean what's the essence of putting yourself in a mess when you can avoid this menace that brings forth shame and embarrassment.

So, ladies if you notice the following attributes in a guy at public places, just know that such guy is sex starved.

1. They use their joystick to brush a lady's butt on queue

This is a situation that occurs more frequently on a queue (banking hall, ATM point, BRT terminals, etc). I have lost counts of guys that have been brutally embarrassed by ladies for stylishly rubbing their joystick against their butts. There was one I experienced last week at GTB when I spot a guy moving his groin slowly against a lady's butt and before I blinked my eyes twice, a heavy slap was registered on that guy's face.

2. They shamelessly chase ladies with huge bosom and butt

Let's be frank here, guys who are sex starved are sometimes very easy to spot at public places because they act like male dogs on libido. The way they chase ladies is linked to a perverted he-goat. They are always staring at a lady's bosoms and before you know it, their joysticks will start reciting national anthem.

3. They want ladies to sit behind them on okada

To be very frank, I like it when a lady sits behind me on okada so that I can enjoy the sensation of her bosom. To help matters, if she decides to sit in the middle, It gives the privilege to also feel the sensation of her butt the moment okada man grabs the brake. After all, someone like Tosyne2much cannot deny he's also guilty of this sensational experience.

4. They like leaning against ladies' chest in public transport

Some guys are professional in the game of satisfying their urge in public transport by leaning against a lady's chest in danfo and keke napep. They pretend to be asleep and will rent their heads on a lady's bosoms and will pretend as if it wasn't a deliberate attempt when the lady complains.

5. They pee on their trouser when a lady sits beside them

Some sex starved dudes are so stuupid to the extent that when they sit beside an innocent, young lady and unconsciously, they will release sperm. The worst part of it is that they still wear same undies and trouser to their girlfriend house to complete their rendezvous mission.

6. They stare lust fully and uncontrollably

This is common to all guys but some do it abnormally. Kingtom, a gynecologist, once told how he lost control of his car wheel when he was staring lustfully at a patient's butt. He said despite people's warning that there was danger ahead, all that was on his mind was to have missionary and reverse cow intimacy style with the babe. A doctor at that? Smh.

7. They whistle to a lady as if she's a dog

It's so disrespectful when one uses animal sound to call a lady as if she is a bingo. This is an act common to those sex starved touts and local guys at computer village and Obalende who chase ladies as if their whole life depends on them. These ones are nothing but frustrated perverts.

8. They seize the opportunity of road gallops to romance a lady's body

This happens more in long distance vehicles such as Toyota hiace and luxury buses when the bus gallops, sex starved dudes will use the opportunity to rub their hands against your bosom and quickly throw away their faces. In fact. when others are complaining of the dilapidated roads in the country, they will be thanking God such negative predicament is serving its purpose.

Mjshexy:
And she's not even married oh

If she no wear her wedding ring nko?

Me sef no say if OP see option number 2 guy now, that's the end of the chapter

Nice one MTN. Hope they won't scam people again.

Warning ke! Afterall he has used all ekiti worker's salary for stomach infrastructure and trip to china. Ekiti workers are in for a long thing.

Mediapace:
And MB TO LOGIN TO NAIRALAND

LOL is MB is substance?

Kachisbarbie:
CUTLASS, to kill SNAKE

BIBLE to rebuke village witches, very important.

Na wa oo

IVORY2009:
You strike or u nor strike oooo, you are not useful to the economy!

Hahahahaha. NLanders! Chai

Omenka, just leave this guy biko

Well it's a good move but US cannot be wholly trusted because they give little with their right hand and collect much from u with their left hand. Atimes they seems devious with their deals.

tosyne2much:
MTN customer care agents are the most clueless, naive and incompetent bunch of retards you can ever come across. They will always look for a way to heap the blame on you when they are clueless about your situation.


Their mostly used cliches are " kindly switch off your phone and switch it on back"; The machine for running the programme is currently not responding, therefore, kindly call back within 24 hours smh

Lmao. I don't know why people still use Empty Hen. I swear GLO whey people dey condemn don improve gahn especially this week. Yesterday, I enjoy their network like anything.

olarhtunji:
y'all be thinking glo network is bad but it actually depends on your location..mine is very fast...I did the glo 1.5gig last week Sunday....and I have browser very heavily and download A lot I expect it to have finished and I saw 578mb left diz mawnin.... they give u d worth of your money

No mind them bro. Yesterday night, I subscribed for 2,500 for 5GB and downloaded this new film (Captain America : Cold war, 900MB) under 15mins.

It depends on your locality. Though I know their coverage is low in terms of data but anywhere it is good, it's the best. MTN na relegated zone 4 our area.

ritababe:
glo like seriously? that's the network I will advice for my enemy so that they won't get me on time.

It depends on your locality. Glo is not that bad as u people say. I do use it and am not regretting using it. MTN are vagabonds.

The word "buhari is a dullard" is becoming stale

emeraldknytt:
It is no new thing that to-be marriages are put on hold temporarily or permanently, and yours is no strange case either. First and foremost, You should be thankful for coming across a truth that might hurt so bad yet transform your would-be moments of agony into pure tranquility and sheer bliss. That 'sly fox' took you for a 'dumb bunny', which evidently you aren't (based on the next course of action you're going to take), he toyed with you, took. you for granted and wishes to put a ring of doom in your finger. What nonsense! If you dont want to look silly, confront him like you'd if you caught them in the act. Let him know literally, there are millions of elligible suitors out there. Technically, such a weirdo has nothing really concrete and palpable to offer speaking of nuptial happiness. Unless you want to get wedded to Bill Cosby Jr, dont rethink and walk down the aisle........... of regret.

You nailed it from A to Z

Seun:
We will probably have to stage a hostile takeover of the sponsorship of Miss Nairaland. We don't agree with Merrybet's role as the sponsor.

Okay sir. In as much it will not affect the price of the winners, I am in support of it.

One more thing, We need publicity ( Question assessment and Voting Stages Threads) in the contest to grace FP for traffic purpose which in turn will make the competition much more successful.

Thank you.

Ezedon:
[s]So this car is still still in existence, and the owner still maintains it, that another Backward Change[/s]

Rubbish. If u go to America and other overseas countries, old cars are more classic and expensive because they will love-vendor it for so much that u will hate all these plastic cars of nowadays.

If I see that 404, I will fix a V8 engine inside, love-vendor the wheels and change its upholstery.

Dygeasy, don't you think this is another opportunity for u to air your view once more about NL pageant and also make the OP understand that the major sponsor of the competition is from a sport betting company. Because with this decision, the objective of the competition will be compromise and destroy

Nice one OP. But don't forget all these countries u are comparing with Nigeria can afford to buy pay for higher pump price conveniently because

1. Their minimum wage is high and cost of living is lower.

2. There is steady power supply hence no need to procure extra expenses to buy fuel for generator.

3. There is steady supply of fuel, so need having headache to store up petrol at home due to scarcity fear. So one can buy small amount in his/her car and save the rest money for other domestic needs.

tee59:
D most sensible of your thread í av read so far.

Thanks

Lalasticlala o! Gudafternoon sir. Seems this thread no deserve HQ be that oo

Michellla:
wristbangle must you alws put down ladies?
try creating topics about guys for a change.

Lol, I will next time.

Lalasticlala, how far sir?

firstking01:
Wristbangle, all these things are something you 've written before but with modifications

2, 4 and 8, agreed but others, nope!

It is important for guys to check if the attitude of their girlfriends will give them rest of mind because once marriage sets in, the decision to quit when they discover that she possess a degree of arrogance might be an irrevocable one to make.

If the following attitudes are observed in a lady, it is better for you to take a walk out of the relationship at once

1. Uncontrolled Anger

There is no way a person will not get angry when discover that his or her partner is an infidel, careless and possess other unsuitable character. However, it's ridiculous for instance when a lady slaps and threaten to kill her boyfriend simply because he says that he is temporarily broke to finance her needs. Such lady can go any length to frustrate your life and send you to early grave if care is not taken.

2. Spending lavishly

One cannot fully criticize ladies about their extravagant spending habits because that's their nature but in a situation whereby her account balance is always red due to the fact that she spends ridiculously on expensive phones, jewels, Brazilian weavon and other material things indicates that she will make you go bankrupt. Don't be deceived by her beauty or elaborate butt/bosom, such features don't listen to financial pressure in marriage.

3. Associating with bad friends

An adage says "show me your friend and I will tell who you are". Sometimes when I see caucus of ladies living promiscuous and wayward life, I quick pick my sandals and pick race . Some ladies need to know that evil communication corrupts good manners because if they table the issue of their boyfriend or husband before these daughters of Jezebel they call friends, bad advice will be given to them.

4. Sleeping around with different men

Any lady that sleeps around can never make a good wife and should forget about marriage. Sleeping with different men all in the name of getting financial reward will only make such lady a slut and it's better she ventures into prostitution business. How can you cheat on your guy yet you expect him to embrace you with open arms?

5. Being too Disrespectful

Sometimes ladies are so disrespectful that they can even bash Pastor Adeboye for advising them. Nobody can talk to these ladies because they exhibit "I don't tolerate nonsense" attitude. They don't want to take nonsense from family, friends, neighbours, course mates and villa mates. Without being married, they will foretell how they will mouth-thrash any mother-in-law that crosses their path.

6. Very stingy

A stingy lady has little or nothing to contribute to a home. Why I jumped into conclusion is because, they don't want to pool their resources together to better the home but know how to collect the ones from their husband with the notion that a man should be the provider. As bitter as it sounds, most stingy ladies I have come across are somewhat wicked, evil and terrible people.

7. Loose mouth

A lady who poke-nose, gossips uncontrollably and possess loose mouth can never build let alone sustain a home. Any small thing, she runs to her friends discussing any ridiculous thing that transpired between her boyfriend and her. Guys should beware of such ladies; it's not a good trait for a good wife.

8. Laziness

I once visited a lady and on getting there, the stench of her unwashed pants and bras was so unbearable that I had to leave earlier than I planned. I was just so disappointed that a pretty lady like that could be so lazy to the extent that she won't be able to wash her own underwears.. Apart from the stench emanating from her room, her toilet was also smelling. Guys, don't be deceived when you see these ladies outside, find a way to their room to avoid stories that touch the heart.