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10,000 go tackle unemployment 4 naija

kennygee:
Till then.

Aunty kehinde

refiner:
I will faint instantly!

Lol if u wake up, what will u do?

No fuel oo buhari

Smh but why Nigeria?

Smellymouth:
* I want to charge my fone / watch movies :: she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?

10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR " like:::::;

Madt boy

Where u dey get all this pix whey e dey correlate with ur comments like this?

Try this on a Nigerian lady and ur case is OYO.

11. Will you pass the night at my house?

There is this beautiful lady I had crush on few years ago but I couldn't approach her simply because I am a shy person, not knowing that she has same feelings for me. So one day I was stranded at 10pm in Ajah because I didn't hold my ATM and I had no kobo in my pocket, meanwhile I reside at Sango Ota. The few airtime left in my phone was what I used in calling her since she stays at ajah. I requested for N1,000 if can she borrow me as I will pay her the next day through ATM transfer. She was like, Emma, don't you value your life? It's already late na. Why can't you pass the night in my house? After much pestering from her I gave in and she prepared one mesmerising meal that sparked my brain. As if that's all, she even helped me in removing my shirt and start touching those sensitive part of my body meanwhile my joystick was already dancing and saying "Praise the Lord oo". One thing led to another thing and the rest is history.

The guy below me mumu die . Make I see that opportunity, that babe go hail me tire.

So much controversial comments

Hmm I hope so

ireneony:
just because I omitted "sleeping", that does not give you the effrontery to talk trash!
Darkenedrebel aka missclassy when you are done, let me know.

You transgender big1ot. I can see your life is not worth living.

Shai! The condom industry would have done a great deal for everyone, if only your fath# had wore a condom wen yashing ur moth#



Now boy! go and play with your mate outside.

Chai, arrow of bashing everywhere

refiner:
haba!....jade take it easy nah....u can't judge a whole cos of one person!....by d way he's not related to u so u can't tell him how to spend HIS money!

Babe, shey dem no April fool u today?

Jadekitana:
Sweetheart how are u jare

Cool and u?

darkenedrebel:
You are obviously not the person on your dp - a person that good-looking can't be this idiötic...no way...that just ain't possible...

I wonder why nurse Chioma hasn't chained you to your bed yet...

, My God!

Laveda:
It's a troll.

No time for it.

Just keep cool, no matter what okay. No be NL dey feed us biko. How many of such we don see 4 NL, na to ignore and have fun

midehi2:
well said....

hi dear, happy new month

Same to u dear

Myosotis:
Why do some women still think they have a right to guys money?

I will first urge the broke guys to take a chill pill before they come and start raining insults. Yes we all know they are the most aggrieved but this topic isn't for you to come leasing out your anger.

I stumbled upon wristbangle 8ways to identify a stingy guy on first date, I read through the comments and I started to see how girls depend on guys so much that my head started to hurt.

I get, it's nice to be spoilt by gifts coming from any one at all, be it your parents, your female friends, you family and even admirers. what really puts me off is expecting things from guys like its your entitlement (WTF), then when you don't get your demands you start to feel like he is stingy.

I noticed some ladies will prefer for a guy to collect the bill and not even question how come about the figures even when they see an obvious mistake... instead he should just collect the bill and not even look at it before paying (to show he is a big boy or what) ha! this is exhausting, maybe you don't like calculative guys because that is all it says about such guys, you should even help him ask why the figures are wrong if he is not the outspoken type.

Wristbangle wrote that a stingy guy doesn't pay for your cab back to your place. Hey! ordinarily alot of guys will offer to pay for your cab in which on their own part, they are only trying to be polite. What I expect from the dull head females around is thinking of how to get your own car and not expect a guy to foot the bills of your cab fare or call him names for not doing so.

Ladies should please learn to worry about getting their own money and stop the crappy talk about how guys are stingy or not stingy...

If he frowns at what you order it's because it's his fucking pocket. Try and ensure you work hard enough to spend from your purse so that no one frowns at what you order, you can buy whatever pleases you, instead of going around complaining he refused you to spend his money.

Ladies should know that every guy worked hard for his money and nothing should stop you from working for hers. When a guy spends on you you understand it's because he wants to do so and not feel it's your right, and if he doesn't want to then you spend your damn money.

Note; I'm a Lady. One who feels women should brace themselves and work hard as they can. ( incase you had it in mind to call me stingy guy.. )

Nice one OP

Laveda:
You're not worth it.
Go play with your cliques.

Babe, e don do abeg! Soft your pedal u hear.

HardMirror:
Dp don decieve this one kikikiki lwkmd o
Seems you are new to how hungry girls package. Dem fit take pictures that won't give a hint about their real life.

, BABA na wa 4 u ooh! U think say I fit fall mugu now?

olamideBobo:
Nairalanders no mind me for this thread wey I create, na joblessness cause am

I was just going through a thread about paying some nairalanders for the work they had done and I was surprised when synzu stated his opinion and called tosyne2much list half baked, henrylowe just quoted him from no where and started to insult synzu.
So I said let me check who this henrylowe guy is and I was surprised that this guy only comments on tosyne2much threads and his comments are just to insult people that insult tosyne or to support tosyne. So I concluded that they had to be the same person.

Tosyne2much if this is true, you are a coward and a liar. I am dissapointed in you.

https://www.nairaland.com/henrylowe

U are wrong bro. They are different.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Dear, thank God u stated that he is a contract staff because a full bank staff on entry level earns nothing less than N140k on a monthly basis after tax.

Aside that, don't view all bankers as being broke or stingy because we have fantastic ones who are up and doing when it comes to spending.

Also, I checked your dp only to discover that you look somewhat classic (if that's u anyway) hence will make guys especially the broke ones to hype their game by devising deceitful ways just to get you.

@ dollyjoy, happy new month dear

duchess25:
wristy Darling abeg come chop better kiss jare though I dey vex for u ooo buh this ur write up nah d bomb.some guy stingy eeeh pass aradite.anyway in mama G's voice *I choputas not*

Baby, I know why u are angry with me. No vex eh! Will make it up to u. Lol tnx 4 d beta kiss jawe

RaDaZaBaNa:
dem don dey pay u codedly ..i said it ..

4 where Shishi I no dey get. It's only some mods that get paid

RaDaZaBaNa:
oga. Better call on the admin to see to this issue asap.

Toks2008,rapmoney,davidjones... Make una come

Hmmm! U won't understand bro

Lmao

April fool indeed

Hmmm, it is well.

Thanks for the advice OP

SMH

Low self esteem always make ladies wear all these fake contingents.

4C2215131:
I'm the Pope if the OP is male. He ain't, not by a long shot!

Lilac91:
thats how one idiot i met on nairaland couldnt pay for our drinks on d first date and he shamelessly drank d drink i paid for to avoid embarrasment, i honestly wish i could mention his moniker but i will save him d disgrace, i only hope he gets to read dis post, and he no even dey presentable come stingy join.... team say no to blind dates

Lmao, abeg who is he?

ShakurM:
So because it's first date, make we order the babe Carbernet Sauvignon wine and Scrambled macaroni that she would go and vomit in her house later abi

Better buy shawarma or eat from house

Baba, which one be sauvignon wine and scrambled macaroni oo! Even sharwama sef, na big boiz fit afford that sef 4 their babe.

Hehehehe. Did aminat508 accepted your proposal tosyne2much?

chibwike:
Lol...i no ever vex for you oh

Happy new month jare.

Wish you better days ahead.

Thank boss

chibwike:
Same same dear

I appreciate

Uncle chibwike!

Happy new month o! Abi u still dey vex with me?

datigbogirl:
So is it a crime to demand sex from a lady you'll like to have sex with after buying stuffs for her? The desire to sex her is there and he tries to fulfill it by making her happy only for the girl to blast him afterwards... Dats so unfair...it's difficult for a guy to just be friends with a girl he wants to have sex with....he'll better stop the spending if he knows he isn't gonna get a bite of the cookie.

It's not right to be demanding sex on a first date with a lady irrespective of the amount you spend on her. Infact she will cease to be your friend. It doesn't speak well for a gentleman.