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Stupedinluv:
coughs

Same to u but keep your congratulation.
I dont open threads for the aim of making fp except when i need more views
Not like am proud of it, but sorry this is not my first thread on fp.

How i started this thread is how i chose to start cos i am me gerrit? so yea bye.

NigerianScholar:
Abeg, weytin b d title of the film

zubby29:
hahahaha. u nearly killed me with laf

addikt:
Ah, you can lie!!!.....ayemi oooooo.....

menix:
Lalasticlala comot since morning say him dey go Snake Market for Badagry nd we ve not seen him since..

Could it be lala was swallowed by a python cous he was last spotted pricing a python.....

Stupedinluv:
I have no experience yet

Stupedinluv:

Stupedinluv:
Pls your sincere contribution is needed. Let me look before leaping.

Omotayor123:
The last time I saw that was in a Movie

ireneony:
FTC

This Thread will not pass me by.
I know am not a guy. Abeg make una dash me like.

Let me share mine even though I'm not a guy.
There was this guy I love so much.
I have this feeling he was going to marry me.
He took me to his friend's birthday party.

In front of everyone in knelt down facing me, before he could utter any words, I jumped and screamed! Yes!!! I will marry you! Unknown to me , the reason he knelt down was that he was trying to lace his shoe. The next thing he said was babe what! I am not ready for marriage .

I was so embarrassed ...
Before I could face the audience, I woke up from my dream

Rexhenrex:
you just brought back memory of 100lvl days when I went to visit my mass.com babe at federal locust gra on a sunny Sunday morning(never knew there were military guys who start duty from 12 pm till 4am)...wore my favourite Vickers trouser and ma tommy Hilfiger briefs with ma well starched kharki shirt! as a fresh boy wore my Louis Vuitton shoe and a Rolex was feeling like an omo baba olowo!

as I entered her place na, she hugged me after gisting and uhm uhm,we decided to go to SFC as we came out of the house by I think 1pm the soldier guys were already at there check point so as we where passing the next thing I heard was bros come

me: how fa na
soldier guy: identify yourself

me: am henry,how can I help you
soldier guy: OK pull off the shirt!

me: I can't (I wan feel James bond for front of bae)

soldier guy: OK pull both the trouser

as I wanted saying this is preposterous, this guy landed me a slap (gbam )there was an eclipse first but i didn't feel it until like 3mins later I began to smile and started pulling my trouser,shoe,shirt,and wrist watch and she told me I was even chasing cars and used my shoes as a phone to make call..she broke up with me the next day that I wasn't man enough to fight for ma self talk more of for her...I later on found out that the last guy the soldier man slapped is still suffering from partial stroke. meaning I was lucky to be left with only a permanent palm imprint and some gap tooths!

#if I had gone to church I for no suffer like that.mean while Maryann na thunder without charging point go fire you!


BTW all this girls above 30 with rings on there nose instead of there fingers pls are you a bull

Smellymouth:
It happened couple of years back during my NYSC service year. I met this cute undergraduate on my way to Ikirun, Osun state where I was serving, became friends-->Lovers and she invited me over to spend the weekend at her place.


****Fast Forward ******



On that fateful day, I got to her hostel and met her hostel friends in her room, males/females; then it was BlackBerry Torch 2 that was in vogue, so I brought out my Silver BlackBerry Torch 2 and pretended I was making a call.Talking to my buddy; telling him how I got a contract with a construction firm, come and see lie na
That was how I got carried away, that I didn't even remember my ring tone again.The phone has been blasting " D'Banj's Oliver Twist " almost to the 2nd verse.
By the time I realized what was happening, all the ladies and dudes in the room were laughing their hearts out including the babe I went to see.
Mhennn,i just felt the floor should open and swallow me


Nota Bene:: Ireneony,falconey, Wristbangle ,una Weldone ooooo

ClassCaptain:
written,produced and directed by wristbangle.

To God be the glory

ojay2053:
. Lol, Baba nobody lie pass you. You sure say you no get PhD for it?

Oma307:
Just dey imagine the kind konji wey hold u when the guy was bleeping the girl

yungchop:
Tosyne2much.. Tiri gbosa for you, u can lie for africa, wristbangle na lienus mohd pikin u be?

Oma307:
U try ooo, i cant just imagine myself hiding in the roof rather i will walk out jejely

ClassCaptain:
lol.. Abi oga wristbangle.i lie

refiner:
hurrrrrrrrrrrrray!!!! Jesus is alive!

haleluyah Jesus is alive....

death has lost its victory....

Jesus Christ has risen.....


he's alive!he's alive!!he's alive!!!....


aleluyah Jesus is alive!....





Merry easter!!..I am patiently waiting for my easter chicken ooo!

ClassCaptain:
Look at her now.

I use to follow her on instagram.. She be forming all posh and Behind , snapping in eateries and hotel toilets ... Putting up snap depicting a lavish lifestyle

A se olosho ni se.. Eleribu omo

and the guy told her he has dormant hiv and she believed ..

Haha, dormant HIV, elastic syphilis ni

wadetaw202:
They did it in Ogun state, southwest and nothing happened. All the people of the town could do was to beg government to help them.

ireneony:
so u are waiting for controversy happen before you will join the fun. .
Alright then

agarawu23:
they will never disappoint u

ireneony:
are u waiting for its downfall....why don't you join the fun before it will escalate to it

ireneony:
Wristbangle

Qualer:
dem no send you o! as long as they can rent house in lekki, drive around in their range rover and pose on instagram with one maga guy they will be forming boyfriend with well... you know the rest!