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refiner:
....happy new month to all romanclanders!.....may God blessings reign abundantly in ur lives!....most especially my

smellymouth!

myfantacies

adaure4ever!

kingcheezypuff!

naijaboiy?

laveda!

stfuareuGod.... its a new month,forgive OK!

angelberry!

estherfabian!

jadekitana

timidipsen!

mynd44

stupendinluv

wristbangle!

tosyn2much more inks to ur pen!

lezz

halfricanadian!

hateu2

kinglekan

Iamlegend1

iamleutenant
and many numerous to mention!...may God grant all ur hrt desires dis month!....amen!

Mediapace:
Happy New month babe.


Let me also use this opportunity to wish 5 Nairalanders happy new month :

Aminat508

Myfantasies

Tosyne2much

Omotayor123

optional01

Dominique

Naijaboiy

wristbangle

Classcaptain

Tohpahz

And all other ROMANCELANDER THAT MADE MY MONTH!

Naijaboiy i hear say you sabi maths small,help me count am shey e no more than 5

tickles2luv2016:
What about ladies that take advantage of guys,they demand for what their father cant buy for them,imagine a lady asking a guy for school fees and money for project etc.are these responsibilities that of the guy or the lady's parents

KruggerINC:
wristbangle how do you know all these things you're writing?have u been going out on dates with guys?

ireneony:

Welcome to the month of April

This month GOD must PICK your CALL!

If you believe pls share and like

Pls use this opportunity to wish nairalanders a stress free month

peeparty:
Yea yea yea.!!! It april baby.cant forget in hurry when i was prank some years ago,But now boys have become men.
It that time of the month we open our studio for all your shalla message to your friends,e-crush,business partner,you husband.etc.

It simple.just wish 5 of them a happy new month...
leh go.:
mysticgal
wristbangle
evathyst
mizmycoli
mzztega

In this month of april, you all will be a main event in Gods agender...#Beincharge.

donshady:
None is advisable. but I'll still prefer fornication to masturbation because

1. Masturbation makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a sexual practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

Angelberry:
I'm having malaria and typhoid av been sick for about 3 days now. I just can't sleep cos of cough.

Kath5kouture:
All yea stingy men aka butanep and co. listen to His voice.

creamylicious:
I know a friend whose husband likes her to ask for every penny they need for the family from him.... It gives him so much pride....

sexytyga:
why can't you show your class hungry girl #eksu student

oketoyinboshola:
OP I think you need to write a write up on characteristics of generous guys..... Let start from there.

Slimzjoe:
Guys Today is my Birthday Biko.

Celebrate with Mua whichever way you can

Slimzjoe:
Wristbangle Do me a Favour and Remove No 8. Some Guys are just Not Comfortable Outside.

A Date is an Opportunity to get to know each other so I don't see why we can't do that in my House

chibwike:
Ok wrisbangle i now realised that you are not just only confused, buh you are also very confused. Few days ago you opened a thread stating the advantages of being stingy to the ladies...
https://www.nairaland.com/2801526/8-advantages-being-stingy-ladies

And now this again.

To the ladies, if a guy truly loves you..he wont be stingy to you..

And if you truly love him...you will know his capabilites and appreciate whatever he brings to the table.

If this is found wanting..then we'd just be having a relationship between a stingy guy and of couse a gold digger.

AlienStar:
Trying so hard to locate his wallet: some guys after ordering for food and its to pay, he will hesitate in bringing out his wallet with the hope of hearing "don't worry I take care of that" from the lady, maka gini?

Bargaining the price of food after eating: some guys will bargain the price of what he and the lady just ate like
waiter: Sir the food is #2,000
Stingy guy: #2000? what is it that I ate? assuming i have only #500 what will you do? Chineke!

amokeme:
Lol, the economy is hard! You won't blame them na...

No. 7 tho, hanhan, free food and free transport again

brandnew3:
What is the topic again?

Daniel2289:
Op I detest some of the points in ur topic.. What if the guy is not financially bouyant nkor

prettythicksme:
Na brokeness i see here #charasteristics of a broke ass niggas!

grbgrb4:
the list won't change anything,anyway nice writeup, but op which of this characteristic did you fall into.

ifeajikap:
Gosh wtf is dis

Cholls:
my brother op ya fada..
...you wan spoil market for those innocent brothers.

Stanleywaxy:
And very soon this will appear on FP ... Nothing pesin no go see here

prettysolid:
[s]Why are these mud house and brown roof people, this callous. Even their Chiefs and Kings are touts. Omashee o (it's a pity)...[/s]

Ecoterrorist:
Go and learn courtesy. Engage more in your books because you are loosing the fabric of your being on social media.


I want you to be a better person and i will not stop doing it if by chance i see a negative comment from you.

Ecoterrorist:
[s]i told you. Bigotry is in you like Peak.


You are too young to go down the sewers of bigotry. Emancipate your mind and soul[/s]

godson36:
[b]I will never regret voting this useless party out of Nigeria. Yes, am proud of making that decision. PDP have been playing with the lives and peace of Nigeria since Boko Haram strike in 2010.

A school was attacked burnt down and several holes were made on the wall which gives sign that shooting took place there.

This missing girls have their identity with WAEC

The principal of the school confirm the incident.

Those living in the area confirm the incident

Some of the girls escape and tell some stories about the abduction

Some parent of the missing girls have gone to their early grave due to High Blood Pressure.

Shekau shows this girls reciting a Quran verse

Some if the girls were Stone to death in a video release by Boko Haram cause they are not ready to cooperate in joining their religion.

AND this useless governor said it's a stage play... My only prayer for you is that you will witness such a stage play in your life.

I have not vote for PDP in Ekiti and I will never do so forever. This man thinks he knows everything.. I have started cursing him since he advice Buhari to devalue Naira.. Imagine a Taxi driver giving advice to a president of Nigeria. lol

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For those of you that I quoted up there, You are the reason why Nigeria is not moving forward. I want to ask you, if Buhari fails to make Nigeria better and he is voted out in 2019 and PDP takes over. Then the APC crew should also go against the PDP candidate and he also fails to deliver and later he is voted out.

Please tell me what benefit will this be for Nigerians especially you. what will be the benefit of our unborn generations.. And you guys want to enjoy a better life like the Americans. Yet you keep playing politics with your future. FAYOSE IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. No matter how long it is for me to take over power in Ekiti. Fayose will still suffer in my hand for what he did to a family of mine.
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LudaChriz:
Fayose may ur days be long!

I hav been saying this and I will keep on saying it, APC is a product of evil conspiracy and their evil shall continue to befall them

God only want to use this four years to prove to Nigerians how evil APC elements are

By 2019, KOWA shall come to transform Nigeria, by then, PDP will die a Natural death.