₦airaland Forum

Mediapace:
Let me wait for wristbangle to jas you before i comment

evegran:
I suspected it. Smh.

I'm so disappointed he'd rather live a fake life than just be real.

janellemonae:
The mile12 crisis started because Yoruba thugs beat up a Hausa Okada rider for not taking a woman he hit to d hospital. The hausa traders and agberos started fighting.

It had nothing to do wt farms, cows, herdsmen or fulanis. Lies and propaganda. This is why I don't take u pple serious. Its ondo state DT recently had issues wt herdsmen. Jesus! Must u lie?!!! Fraudulent liars!

Kanyekels:
No hint or better still look for the hint yourself. Must you look for hint with her

HopeAtHand:
Funny you, atleast 10 of 12 dead must be fulanis.

Sincerely, Fulani herdsmen are a stroll in the park. There are more guns in the hands of Rivers citizens than in the whole SWest combined. Ask the armed forces, they are having a field day in Rivers. Regardless of APC or PDP, there are guns and ammunition everywhere.

The fulani herdmen can best be described as a minute inconvenience.

HalfTruth:
Trust a coward Igbo man to beat his chest louder than Osun's largest drum.

buzzybrain88:
they can't try dis in d east and get away wit it

ClassCaptain:
I remembered vividly during jss3 extension at Opo malu..

I was very gentle like a dove and i never talk to girls.. I was a pastor and a brother in the lord.I was so innocent, if u put water in my mouth and went out, by the time u come back. U will meet it there.

One of our classmates organized a party at his guardian house who travelled and i relunctantly went. And then, this particular fine girl called fatima was rocking me and rocking me .. Oh my God.

This girl had the biggest ass in class with a widely known doft firm boobs according to reports...

I just sat down as she was rotating on me ,confused whether to tell her to stop or just enjoy it a little bit more.

at a point , she dragged me not by my own will into the host bedroom. And then rough play began

She first slapped me hard on my face..

I will slap you back oh.. I said , enjoying the play and then gave her a loud slap..

Next she slapped my chest..

If u know u are .... Slap my chest back.......

So i stylishly touch the chest and quickly comot hand..

Haha, lazy boy, is that how i slapped your own chest..

Next she took my wristband and i started chasing her around the room for my wristband, she was using her yansh targeted at my war zone to rub but i kept quiet likewise as she dey use boobs chook me anyhow.

Next one wey she slap my bumbum, wey i smack her back, na him she moan

" huuuuuuu
.

Omo, i lost control, only for me to plant a kiss on her lips and she responded well.

I asked the almighty God for forgiveness of my sin am about to commit as i brought out my trowel to transplant seeds of joy into her, she just pushed me and started giggling..

And not only her, about 6 girls and 4 of my friends were at the window side laughing and giggling seriously while i stood there utterly embarrased with my dangling metal..

Apparently they made a bet and set a trap for me in order to test me faith..

bqlekan:
The year was 1999, i just finished my common entrance and was home waiting for our results. there was this teacher i had then, she takes me private lessons at home, a few years older than me. I've always liked her and most times fantasized about being in bed with her.
Ofcourse she likes me too, but only as a student. I told a friend of mine about about my feelings for my tutor. The friend being an apprentice to an Alfa promised to help me, he asked me to give him 40 naira. He promised to give me a ring, with that ring, i can make her do anything i wanted. i was able to get the money from my savings then.

He bought a local lead ring and a white egg, he made a little hole in the egg, we bent the ring and put it in the hole. then we buried it for 7 days in a dump site. (try this at your own peril, just make sure you use it on a soldier ).
Got, my ring after 7 days. for the ring to work, i was to touch her with the it and thereby command her.


She came the next day, she noticed i was wearing a ring, she ordered me to pull it off my finger, which i did and gave it to her. for my mind, i believed the ring should work since she has touched it. Then i started smiling, she looked at me suprisingly and asked why i was smiling.
Instead of giving her and answer, i said, "je ka lo do ra wa" (let us go bleep ourselves). she asked me to repeat what i said, this i did with a more serious look on my face

she replied me with a hot slap on my cheek, followed by serious beating. I could not fight back, i just kept begging. she later came to report me to dad. I got the beating of my life, fainted and woke up again. That act cost me my dreams of attending boarding school. (though i was later recalled to write the exams, which i failed woefully due to lack of preparation.)

Since then, i vowed not to venture into anything fetish. cut ties with my friend and faced my studies


that was it.. no other experience other than that

skarlett:
Fake tales everywhere believe at your own peril

evegran:
What are you celebrating?

evegran:
Linda shouldn't respond again, he's being very childish now.
My crush on him is officially over!

Smellymouth:
The last comment tho--

"....Are you sure they are not initiating you girls into the marine world.."

omenka:
In the Ogogoro era, it took one little girl to come all the way from Pakistan and scold the drunk, jolting him into taking his first decisive action over Chibok Girls.

SamuelAnyawu:
Surebet? hehehe...

Number 1 Sheriff is a Kanuri who could not win a Senatorial Election in Borno state. He can't slug it out with a hausa/fulani Buhari..

2) Yorubas will vote an Osibanjo with Tinubu's backing rather than Fayose...remember Ekiti state has no population strength..

3) Population of Igbos voting for both of them can't be enormous the way we supported GEJ.. PDP should bring a VP from Southeast. Dazzol

orisa37:
Saraki/Ekweremadu is a Time Bomb that is getting ready to detonate soon and to unite sw, se, ss and the nc. Their representation will push the nw and the ne to Chad and Niger. Saraki is Hausa/Yoruba/Fulani plus Ekweremadu, he will be the Nigerian we want.

hmuhammad:
SE and SS can never defeat the combination of North n SW. That's the truth

emperorgoke:
Atiku is a politician, he is coming back to pdp, the combination of atiku nd Akpabio will defeat apc

otokx:
Its not possible to present a Muslim/Muslim ticket in PDP unless you want to loose all the SS and SE votes.

iamrealdeji:
do you think it's easy to buy a mansion in LA? If you're not a multi millionaire in dollars,you can't buy one,is Wizkid as rich as Tyga? Hell no! And Tyga is living in a rented house. These celebs are lying to you gullible bush boys and girls and you're swallowing everything they're feeding you

aieromon:
Has the midget been substituted? He's so invisible

aieromon:
Suarez has been useless throughout the match. I like that.