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Now i have to agree with No3. Again

Just get tubemate its an app, and your problems are solved. Thank me lerra

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And you heard to create a thread for it I think senu should start charging 50 naira per thread we create, this is getting too much

lalasticlala comparing Genevieve nnaji to Tiwa savage imagine
https://www.nairaland.com/1945442/genevieve-nnaji-vs-tiwa-savage

benromeo39:
1) be funny.
2) speak softly to her.
3) hold her from behind frequently.
4) a kiss on the forehead.
5) always remember to say "I love u" and " U are beautiful" every chance u get.
6) buy this song by P square and akon - chop my money.

Try it and thank me later.

I was wondering if you where a Nigeria, until i saw number 6 .

tosyne2much:
another certified woman wrapper

U can call me whatever you want, we are not all Christian, so they are still senseless

4 & 6 na must to know bible?

sexybash:
Stories that touch the truth is some men or women like the side attractions

I don't Understand

Am a shy guy, op is correct except for No.3 i cheat like hell

sexybash:
Before you know your husband go sleep with your mama,your sister and then your daughter before you know you go chase all your family
Start to seek responsibility from the men
When people start taking responsibility they always think twice

My dear lemmie advice you,
There is no anus that you open and wouldn't see Shit.
If you have a cat that always eat your fish, what do you do?

Start locking your kitchen. Simple

If you like allow these E-hypocrites to deceive you,
* If you live your home cos your husband pucked your maid, lemmie tell you what will happen
-you will turn to that woman that lost her husband to her maid
*If you leave your maid.
-he will puck her gain


Like i said be4 make your honey pot attractive n available. Lemmie see how he is going to puck your maid with a limp dik

udemzyudex:
i was laughing when i heard Ghana want to start exporting electricity to Nigeria..

maybe for my Grandma's hot plate

Tiwa gini


Lala you self sometimes they ask Mumu question . how can you compare sleep to death?

No be must say you go they create thread oo.

I can accept to be born again only on one condition

































































That mama peace is going to be my new mother

yetunsbay:
no hard feeling pls. Could you pls argue dat fr "The power used in Ghana...

JiggamanGh:
One thing you must know about me before we continue this debate

1. I know what i am talking about
2. What ever i say i have done reaearch on
3. I have concrete facts to back up whatever i say.

Once you learn this about me, uou and I will get along great.

Let's assume you miraculously convince me that Ghana is not bleeped without his big brother Nigeria
How do you explain the sleepless nite your president has being having over our supposed closed border?

JiggamanGh:
I am glad u got the gist of the song, allow me to school you once more. Before Nigerians started investing in Ghana, Ghana was doing great and Nigerians could have invested elsewhere but they choose Ghana because
1. Ghana is one of safest country in west Africa
2. We are second largest economy and pop in west africa
3. The returns in Ghana is higher than anywhere in west africa including Nigeria becaue of the ease of doing business.
So without Nigeria we will continue thrive like we were before they decided to invest.

Second, the gas Nigeria supply Ghana contribute less than 10% to the national grid. Without it we will be okay as long as we find other means which we are currently doing.

Trust me should Ghana and Nigeria decide to go their separate way, it will help Nigerians more than it would help Ghana, especially the three million nigerians that school, live and do business in Ghana.

Ps Ghana doesnt import a single agriculture products uct from Nigeria.

Dude ar u for real? Who is feeding all this crap?

mickstique:
Please hlp me ask am again

Ok pls was she suppose to chase her husband out of the house?

overhypedsteve:
i use a IMEX diesel generating plant at home and two Michano diesel sound proof generating plant for work. Yea Nigeria is a highly privatized state, i doubt if there is any African state that can prosper so well like Nigeria is doing under this conditions but still yet we re the pride of the black race everywhere, the dress Michelle obama wore to SA was made by a nigerian designer (with generator ) in lagos, the iceblock making machine and automated yam pounder being exported all over Africa by Nigeria is also being made with generators, your president wakes up everynight unable to perform in bed with his madam just because his mind is occupied with one thing " when will the generator republic ( 9ja ) open up its economy to us look at me do i even look like a president we can hardly afford a private jet, hmm! Jona! Pls help me nah, cant you see what i am wearing Jona pls help ur ghanian junior brothers" .

Come overhypedsteve or what ever you call your self, if anyone commits suicide here i'll tell the cops what happened

JiggamanGh:
You are making it too easy, I am going to use michael Jackson verse to make my point. Read this carefully.

If You Cant Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
Then Don't Have A Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
And Don't Think Maybe (Yeah, Yeah)
If You Can't Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
You'll Be Always Tryin'
To Stop That Child From Cryin'
Hustlin', Stealin', Lyin'
Now Baby's Slowly Dyin'

Lolz lemmie help you with that song
we can't feed our self (yeah yeah)
Yet you go hungry each time i close my border (yeah yeah)
We can't feed our self (yeah yeah)
But you have national crisis if close my gas pipe( yeah yeah).
If FRN decides to cut all ties with ghana, and all our investors pull there money from ghana, your economy will crumble, and u'll go hungry. Your president know this and that's why he is having sleepless nite.

JiggamanGh:
I hate ignorant people do your research before you speak. Look at the number of people connected to the national grid between Ghana and Nigeria.

Nigeria wants 70% of its pop to be connected to the national grid by 2020 while Ghana wants 90 percent of its pop to be connected. As we speak over 75% of ghanaians are connected while only 55% of nigerians are connected.

Mr knowledgeable pls teach me:
75% of 25 million is what?
Compared to 55% of 170 million?
Lagos start alone is 98% of your country.

ROSSIKE:
Around half the country is not connected to the national grid at all. Sad thing is they are only 20 million people there, and they are the second largest producers of gold in Africa after SA, and the world's largest cocoa producer. What the hell do they do with all their earnings?

That's what some people don't understand, they claim Ghana has constant power supply, not knowing that almost half of the country don't know what electricity is called cos they've never seen it all there life. While almost 90% of 170million nigerias has electricity even if its not constant.
I can compete with S.A but ghana? pls

ROSSIKE:
Shut your lying, diseased mouth, you nasty wretch. Soon we'll cut off your gas supply and you'll return to darkness. Dunce.

No nawwww! no insults, don't forget they are our kid brother

manck2:
who share what in Nigeria. there is no power for 2hours in a day in nigeria. everybody use generation set in nigeria.

And large part of Ghana don't even know what electricity look like.

Wale112:
fuckkkking Eba eater keep up with the lies

oops! Did that hurt? The truth hurts. U claim to have constant electricity while almost 50% of u, ar still in darkness, stop dreaming and wake up to reality. God made us bigger for a reason "to lead u a helping hand "

Be4 i forget Eba is a good food, u should try it

Wale112:
Really? Kid brother who doesn't use generators in 2014

yes say what u know, I've been to Ghana and they only focus on supplying power to the developed areas while the undeveloped areas suffer while Nigeria on the other hand tried to share what we generate to both the rich and the poor. The power used in Ghana as a country, will not serve half of Lagos state, so chill kid brother

What was she suppose to do? Chase her husband out ?


It's for better for worse remember?
So the best solution is to
1. send the maid parking
2. Make ur honey pot attractive and available to your husband at all time.
3. Try to make your next maid as ugly as possible.

They should just admit it, they ar our kid brother

50k can only buy you a tecno fone of that specification.