European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (3 - 0) On 1st November 2014 by write2obi(m): 4:17pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
*comes in barefooted, with calabash in one hand and vultures' egg in the other* i have some progress to hinder here  *sits on the floor* |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Queens Park Rangers (2 - 1) On 1st November 2014 by write2obi(m): 4:15pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
*comes in barefooted, with calabash in one hand and vultures' egg in the other* i have some progress to hinder here  *sits on the floor* |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 1st November 2014 by write2obi(m): 4:09pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
adeyak83: not over until is over, liverpool goooo...  it hurts i know. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 1st November 2014 by write2obi(m): 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Up loserpool  |
Celebrities › Re: Halloween Pictures Of Nigerian Celebrities by write2obi(m): 8:59am On Nov 01, 2014 |
We don go Western finish  |
Entertainment › Re: Chinedu Ubachukwu Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 11 by write2obi(m): 11:15pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
When Dennis my roomie in eni-njoku won the last edition, i swear i was going to participate in this years edition, but didn't even know when they started it. See free 10m n ride  |
Celebrities › Re: JUST FOR Fun!!!who Is Your Favourite Celebrity? by write2obi(m): 11:08pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Mike ori ihe di mma. Op do U know him? |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander's First Ki*s Today! by write2obi(m): 11:06pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
kenkwodoski: i can't believe me! I am 21yrs old and haven't ki*sed a girl before, but today is my first, i mean this night! Wow! I feel so fly! Mehn, na this thing i dey miss since? What do you have to say to me. (am still a virgin o):-D ;Di Temigracia  i want a bottle of whatever the Op is having. |
Culture › Re: Why Do Yorubas Have These General Beliefs. by write2obi(m): 11:00pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Dapo777: When I say a yoruba person, I mean a typical Yoruba person. I am a Yoruba man(not a typical one anyway) and I have noticed these pattern of beliefs among the typical ones.
1)If you don't greet them, automatically you are seen as a disrespectful person who lacks home training.
2)Whenever two people are having quarrel,the eldest among them is always considered right,no matter who is truly right, as long as one is older than the other,the eldest is the right one.
3)Getting married to someone outside your tribe is frowned upon and not easily acceptable. They believe people of other tribes are not good enough or that they have less perfect cultures than theirs.
4)Whenever a Yoruba person wants to make a decision, other people's opinion comes at the top of his consideration. If he trains his child,It's because of What other people will say,If he decides not to build a house,It's because of What people will say,If her children are "rude" she feels people are judging her outside. A Yoruba person constantly see others looking at them and judging them even If It's not So.
5)A Yoruba person believes that everybody must see you in a good light,even if they dont like someone,they have to act as if they like the person and must be polite even if you hate the person,its like an expectation that you must be polite and respectful to everyone,especially those of higher class than yours. A typical Yoruba person won't let you know he hates you even If he does.
6)A yoruba person is quick to put the blame of his problems on the devil, the Yoruba person is quick to see almost everything spiritually,even if It's a simple problem that can be solved practically.
7)A Yoruba person sees an introvert or a quiet person as arrogant. If you are a quiet and gentle type and you keep to yourself even If you haven't offended them, they would be quick to conclude that you are proud and full of yourself because you don't talk to them.
8 )Yoruba person doesn't like someone who says the truth at all times. Even though the Yoruba person propagate truth speaking,they don't like people who say the truth just the way they are,they rather like sugar coated half baked truth, that makes everybody feel Happy.
9)Yoruba person believes those who wear good clothes are fornicators and adulterers. Just wear a classy English wear and watch how quick a Yoruba man would call you "oniranu". A lot of their perception about someone is based on appearance.
10)Yoruba people are very superstitious, once they don't like a woman, she becomes a witch immediately even If they know she is a devout Christian, whatever misfortune that befalls them is blamed on the "witch".
11)Yoruba people believe in hearsay very quickly,even when no facts are presented, and they are also good at spreading such an information even if they only heard it from another person.
12)A yoruba man doesnt trust his relatives,especially if they are not from the same mother or father.
Watch and see how the typical Yoruba would insult me on this thread because I just said the truth without sugar coating,despite the fact that I am a Yoruba man.  Bar man! Get me 2 bottles of whatever the Op is having. tenk  |
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Sports › Re: I Am A Chelsea Fan by write2obi(m): 11:04pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
makkitush: think with ur brain not with ur dark dick. Manure went too far. They celebrated like they won by 1-0. V.persie removed his shirt.vangaal even called him stupid.  hang ur miserable life |
Sports › Re: I Am A Chelsea Fan by write2obi(m): 1:05pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
ojaydedon: i was trophyless with pride...
Football is a game of passion
whether trophyless or not, we too much..
I bet u hated on chelsea from d start of last season till d end...  |
Sports › Re: I Am A Chelsea Fan by write2obi(m): 7:37am On Oct 28, 2014 |
ojaydedon: we r talking present, u r talking past... Wat position r u on d league table?? R u currently playing champions league
Daz what u get for supporting a red devil Talking about present you where trophyless last season and this season is still new so what are you blabbing about? |
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by write2obi(m): 8:44pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
iceberylin: [size=20pt]womāŋįzįŋg & çāŗįŋg husband[/size]  Dude! U ar in every thread  lemme guess  ? You want to make front page  #joblessness |
Romance › Re: My Runz Don Spoil Ooo.....how Do I Correct This? Help! by write2obi(m): 8:32pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
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Sports › Re: I Am A Chelsea Fan by write2obi(m): 8:22pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
ojaydedon: u neva rili knw hw big chelsea is until u c hw united players n fans r celebrating a draw at OLD TRAFFORD like dey won d champions league,n chelsea fans vexing like dey drew west brom at a howthorns.even arsenal fans coming to hate.is it because dey want to catch up or is jst hate? The bolded has to be the dumbest comment of the year. When u score a goal that earns u a draw with the last kick of the game its only natural you celebrate. even of it was so called Chelsea that scored that goal when ManUnited tot they've won the reverse would have being the case. Manchester United is head and shoulder above every club in UK with maybe liverpool an exception to that. |
Romance › Re: My Wife To- Be Doesn't Relate Well With My Mum by write2obi(m): 8:04pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Dude! Your story is not complete, so i can not really advice you properly . Does your mum approve of the relationship? . Is your mum a likeable person?(I have an aunt that will find fault in what even Jesus does) . Is your babe the type that prefer to marry an orphan(so there will be no mother inlaw to share your attention)? Answer these questions truthfully, talk to both of them separately to know why they don't get along. |
Health › Re: Ten Healthiest Country In The World by write2obi(m): 7:48pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
I tot Monaco is in france  . |
Nairaland General › Re: What Makes You Proud Of Nigeria by write2obi(m): 7:44pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Our improvising skills, u can not believe how many bags of salt i sold that unfortunate day. |
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Wife Is As Fine As This, You Should Thank God Everyday by write2obi(m): 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Liability: i can see stretch marks on her skin  |
Sports › Re: Jay Jay Listed In 100 Best Players In EPL History. by write2obi(m): 10:34pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
rawpadgin: & about 27 of them played for man united 5 Manchester United players in the top 10 #GGMU. |
Romance › Re: 10 Signs She's Cheating by write2obi(m): 2:35pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Signs She's Cheating by write2obi(m): 2:18pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
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I have never done this before,
this is my first time. |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For Morocco 2015 by write2obi(m): 8:47am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Lacomus: The chance is very slim , I hope they will continue like this. To all Haters KESHI STAYS if you don't like it go chop eat elephant grass. Now who is chopping elephant grass? |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: Afcon Qualifiers (3 - 1) On 15th October 2014 by write2obi(m): 6:25pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
mondob2k: Do I need to waste my fuel putting on gen to watch this game? Save your fuel, and watch Gulder ultimate search later in the nite  |
Literature › Re: The Day The World Ended by write2obi(m): 9:21am On Oct 15, 2014 |
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Family › Re: Why Do Nigerian Wives Chase Out Their Maids When Caught With Husband? by write2obi(m): 10:18pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
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Family › Re: Why Do Nigerian Wives Chase Out Their Maids When Caught With Husband? by write2obi(m): 3:39pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Mondisweets: this pretty much explains why some women make their husbands raise kids thats aren't their And is anything wrong with doing a lil community service here and there?  |
Literature › Re: The Day The World Ended by write2obi(m): 7:47am On Oct 14, 2014 |
Royver: Post-earthquake pix of the earth after it was torn into three. Now this is scary  |
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is Wrong Wit This Photo by write2obi(m): 7:10pm On Oct 13, 2014*. Modified: 8:17pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
How do u get to the 2nd floor  |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Should Date An Outgoing And Extrovert Guy by write2obi(m): 4:10pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
handysuzy: 1. They are confident:
2. He make you blush, he is romantic:
3. Who says extrovert guys cheat?:
4. There is never a dull moment with an extrovert guy:
5. He goes extra-mile to make you happy:
6. He buys you things, he gives you money, he takes good care of you:
7. He is a good bedmathician: 1. Being an introvert doesn't mean we are not confident, my quite nature often mislead people into believing am a pushover, but they always get the shocker. I don't need to show to the whole world that i love my woman, I only need to show my love to one person and that person is her. 2. This is so wrong, my woman doesn't get to hear compliments or the 3 magic word everyday, but when ever i look her in the eye and tell her "I love you" she blushes like hell  cos she don't get to hear it everyday and she know its real. I tot over doing things are suppose to be bad  3. Cm'on we all cheat extroverts or introverts 4. We are cool guys, we do things not over do things. 5. A guy that loves you, will go miles to prove it, but introverts don't go about blabbing, we let our actions do the talking, and watch you wowd. 6. Now you are beginning to sound like them  I did not call names oo  7. This is the only place, she wonder  "obim is this really you". On the bed  . Finally your counter thread is not good enough  . #Teamintrovert |