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Nne m oo!
That cossy pic dey always wan gimme cardiac arrest.

I ain't pastor yet but I fit go seminary school 4 u cossy.

Photoshopped.
Even the bike's shock absorbers can't handle half of the load weight

Freeze should go to hell

I think I'm gonna give a fork on this 1

Bahddo:
I hate how some men become fools because of sex. You spend your energy banging the pussy, she has more nerve endings and is likely to enjoy the sex more, still you'd pay her for it.

If I have to pay money solely for sex, the sex isn't worth it.

I tire o.

Make I have my dinner

michaelandre:
what are u saying why as tribalism covered your sense from reasoning . the guy u quoted said it as it is. It is not a matter or 'which one ur papa build " but its a matter of forward thinking

And how's my comment tribalistic?
Swerve biko

cstr55:
This is just a college sized stadium.
yeye.

Which 1 ur papa build?
Ur papa fit afford 1 plot of land?

People get mind o

I don't play this kinda song

This phone is crap
They should upgrade or close, no be only battery we go dey chop.

Ur leaders no even care if u die.
Even me sef, if u like shrink to death. Who cares

That's why i kill what I'm gonna eat.

Chisos!
My heart oo
That gave me a heart attack.

ocheu:
in fact the list is not complete as he didn't mention nurse; oh my gush! Most nurses you see are green snake in a green glass; and amoung them you'll meet Ladies who practice all manner of sex even without being paid. Some of them are what Igbo's call "nwanyi obi oma".

U remind me when my mum got sick, she was admitted to a hospital. There's this nurse I use to bang errday on her night shifts cuz I use to take care of my mum.
Every night is a fvck party 4 me in the hospital's veranda,toilet n back of the canteen.
Twas a sweet experience 4 me then.

Tosyne2much my man.
Always making brain.

Even cleaners in any facility.

Buy samsu oil n thank me later.

U'll see directions when u buy one

Chai.
Why me

Ipob go like this prayer

souloho19:
If ma key starts d engine its mine dude..metaphors aside

Ok. Carry ur regophorical expression one side biko

onnenka:
Yoruba Muslims at it again...

Which 1 be Yoruba muslims again?
Yoruba is Yoruba
They will always be afonjas.

omofunaab:
E be lyk say sango wan strike dis one

It always pains an Afonja when he hears the truth
Why?

omofunaab:
Yet the state is the one producing the cement used to construct the house currently sheltering you

STFU
Make una no produce am make hunger kill una

Na dem, just as usual

She will come back to her senses.
Women wahala

souloho19:
Oga no dey wash car wey anoda person dey drive

Whose car? Urs?

Maybe all hausas are mad n we don't know

Shut up Op.
I'm licking that thing bcuz she sucked mine...so I'm returning that favour[although not when its untidy] .
Any other thing u listed there its a total crap

I prefer "zoo".