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Uyi213:
Good evening Nairaland Family. I want to go straight to the point as I am dying inside. For purpose of clarity I will address my ex as Lady A and my current girl as Lady B

Lady A

I have been paying her school fees since 2018 which amounted to more than 200K. I sent her mom 100k when she was stranded in Abuja. Amongst phones, laptops, bags, clothes I have bought for my ex. My ex I know has been sleeping with numerous men around Lagos. In fact this year alone, she slept with 18 guys of which I have 7 of the guys contacts. She does party in hotels around mushin and it’s environs. Her mother is married to the 3rd husband with different children.

My ex gf whom I did her introduction in November left me after I discovered she slept with my cousin two days after the introduction. They exchanged contacts at the introduction and were hooking up behind my back. He sent her money to meet him in a hotel and the rest was history. The mother fought me at the introduction because she thought I shoved her brother in law and really fought me like a thug. Please note that they all grow in Mushin. My ex has a past of which she went with a school friend Of hers to a guy place, left the friend there and the poor girl was raped by 3 of them. And it was learnt she arranged it. Please note I didn’t know all of this she hid it from me but her infidelity is what I know and I thought I could cope till she slept with my cousin and took my 600k at home and some of my valuables

Lady B.

Now I have moved on and am dating her friend whom I find so so cool and she is a independent lady and she also schools. I am totally in love with Lady B. My ex found out and started spreading lies on the poor girl Through their school group chat that she snatched her financee And a whole lot of trash. Lady B is strong but I don’t know for how long.

This is where I need you all advice. I was told to involve the police as my ex is a cultist and smokes. This are things I don’t even know throughout the two years we dated. I don’t want anything to happen to my new girl. I really love her and it hurts me to see that a good girl is slipping from Me. Lady B is everything I want. My family approves of her. My mum who didn’t speak to me in couple of years reached out since I started dating Lady B. I have been so so happy anytime I think of her.


I will be in the comment section

Swallow redpill morfucker. Your likes disgust me

Zzor:
I don't know if it's witchcraft but once I see a married man, I will know, one wanted to deceive me here but I kept insisting that he's a married man and when he noticed I was so sure, he owned up lol.Ladies should learn to take their time before jumping on this species of men we have around these days, don't fall for what he's telling you now after he's done the deed or were you expecting him to tell you that he's happy to have slept with you and he's done? ladies should stop falling for that yeye talk, all those niceties he's forming now and you are buying it too was all part of the game. I'm waiting for that man that will come and deceive me,by the time you exhaust your energy, you will surely take a voluntary exit. Make I go chop jare

Sharrap holosho. Who would wanna have a thing with a borehole?

Heartbrokengirl:
We never had penetrative sex, I have never had penetrative sex. The messages are from our past chat, I only cleared the chat after creating this thread. I have not set my eyes on him since then. He has called with other numbers, but that has been it.

Plz, you can reserve the “hoe” tag for your loved ones if it is such a pleasant name. Using it randomly on people you do not know is a not a sign of good upbringing.

You guys here are all about the dick, dick is everywhere, but I have lived 25yrs of my life without it and I didn’t die. I was only hurt he lied to me and led me on. Some of us are trusting. I know people that would have ransacked his house and social media pages, but I didn’t do that. I am not even on Facebook and Instagram. He preyed on the fact that I am quite private and trusting, direct your misgivings to him!!

25
Hmmm one more year to go.

If you know you know

StacyO:
I can't confirm a lie.

There's no Lady with a borehole down below

Sharrap borehole

BaddieFreak:
Please if you want all control over your woman and dictate to her as you wish, do the needful, pay her bride price and marry her. Stop wasting her time and expect her not to have other options. You even beat her, no wonder she is cheating on you woman beater.

Sharrap you short holosho

paulolee:
sure na....once regretted bcoz I stopped getting the free meals n plenty meats each weekends bcox her mum owns a restaurant close to me bk den in school n dts where i met her
had to breakup bcoz she was too promiscuous n kept on blessing me with diffrent brands of Infections whenever c.d burst n i turn customer for skul clinics n was chewing drugs like food...
broke up n decided dt I av had enough after treating one wicked gonoreah bcoz my health is more important than the free n delicious soups with plenty meats..

BaddieFreak:
Mumu thread.

Sharrap holosho

Jodha:
Keep forming woke online...las las nah one small girl dey press Una mumu button...

Evening newspaper sharrap

Op a potential damaged woman if care isn't taken. Trying to read meanings to e everything even when no harm is meant is toxic ma'am

naijadrivablog:
Idiot you are. you don't understand sarcasm.

naijadrivablog:
I don't mind pocohantas. The evening the better. If you get luck, they make good wives and have less drama.

You just a frustrated simp

purples25:
No, they can never be tired

See how evening you look

Psych412:
all this bashing, from morning till night

don't you guys get tired.

You must be a single mom

99% of nairaland females are evening newspapers. They all expired products who have gone passed their prime and are now out looking for a man to trap down. Beware!

Watch how one of them who is also a mod might delete this thread

Hintona:
I like music (who doesn't?)
I sing but in a choir in a church.

Arh! Thought you were some upcoming songster with aspirations to advance in the nearest future.. Something like becoming the next badgirl riri

Hintona:
Have you ever heard someone sing the wrong lyrics to a song? Maybe a child gave the nursery rhyme"Row, Row, Row your boat" a new meaning by replacing the line "life is but a dream" with "life's a butter dream".


A word or phrase resulting from mishearing another word or phrase (especially in a song or poem) is a common phenomenon known as MONDEGREEN typically sounds like the original phrase I.e they are homophonous but the meaning is often entirely changed with presumably amazing results.



Where did the word mondegreen come from?

So why do we call these misinterpretation mondegreens? The term is itself a mondegreen. Sylvia Wright, an American author, coined it after a phrase she recalled mishearing as a young girl. Wright reportedly believed the first stanza to "The Bonnie Earl O'moray" a 17th century ballad, featured two unfortunate aristocrats :

Ye highlands and ye lowlands
Oh, were have ye been?
They have slain the Earl O'moray
And lady Mondegreen

The correct phrasing of the fourth line is "And laid him on the green".
While Wright gave us a name for this phenomenon in 1954, people have been misinterpreting words and phrases since the beginning of speech.
Culled from dictionary. Com

You can add your own examples of mondegreens in music.

This post kinda odd coming from a lady.. You must be a music enthusiast. Do you sing or trap?

Petyprincess:
Dear you shouldn't have replied him, I reported him already,his comments are deleted
He is enjoying his ban by now

Goan sit down jor. What y'all gain from reporting people to get banned for years sef? Mtsssseeeew

To the two fools above.. So the people that are protesting got two lives ryt

This bloggers no go kee person o